food review and rant

we got the pizza I let it cool off to like leftover pizza temp but it's all good YouTube at least the cheese ain't going to fall off and I got so much crap for letting it cool off people are like oh real man and it's like yeah but here's the thing of it I just tore off an entire slice a pizza none of the cheese came off so who's really the [ __ ] idiot I can sit here and eat my pizza without the toppings falling off mhm I don't even care if it's leftover pizza temperature because it still tastes good Little Caesars came back with their crazy stuffed crust bread extra cheese bacon bacon and onions and two cups of garlic butter I ain't dripping toppings all over the place [Music] I've had this pizza before so it wasn't too worried about crazy about reviewing it because I know it tastes good it's going to be leftover pizza anyways because usually when I do a food review I'll bite like half the hamburger or get like one slice of pizza and give you my two cents on it and it becomes leftovers for the next couple of days till I finish it and I'm not complaining I am not complaining because the uh crazy stuffed crust bread pizza is delicious that pizza is so loaded in calories and I did sacrifice cheese pole and stuffed crust Pole to keep it I want to let it cool off a little too much for the re view but I'm not complaining it's Pizza dude and like any slash you don't finish is going to become leftovers anyways and I've had that pizza I've had the stuff crust crazy bread pizza from Little Caesar several times before it is delicious cuz sometimes you know like Pizza Hut no offense is expensive and there stuff crust gets a little pricey so you're like you want stuff crust pizza but you don't want to pay an arm and a leg for it so you go with little squeezers because what it is we have a glass we have some tequila I've done like combo every time they come out with like the crazy bread stuff crust pizza that's always what I get for like my three topping Choice like I said in part one like you get one free topping so I went with bacon and then I could pick as many as toppings as I wanted they charge extra per topping and I didn't want to go too expensive so I picked bacon onion with our extra cheese and that garlic butter yeah that's tasting mighty fine YouTube so here's the look at that Jose quo I already opened this cuz I ordered some lime juice and they out of the kind that I wanted so they substituted it with an equally just as fine option yeah so I want to give that eight healthy squirts of lime juice in there and then on top of that tequila I'm want to hit it with some Mountain lightning it's the diet version but it's still works one of my friends left this 2 L at my house and I didn't want it going the waste I'm like yeah I'll drink it save it for Chase it is what it is so basically you're hitting this drink combo with some genetic Mountain Dew but you know don't mind if it's diet or regular let's just throw it in there don't matter if it's genetic it's still sugar and caffeine at the end of the day although I don't know how much sugar is in the diet version but diet soda is such a scam because it's like oh well want to make Society feel shitty about being fat so we're going to mark it to them by calling it diet so you know it's [ __ ] stupid just my opinion so like I've had that combo from little squeezers before it's it's it's phenomenal as always you didn't get like the Magnificent cheese pole that you would have gotten with it if I would have eaten it a couple hours earlier because there's a point between where it's cool off enough you can grab a slice to the point where it's left over a pizza temperature and you hit it at the peak you can you know what I'm saying like I'm not that pecky when when it comes to food I'm going to be eating on that pizza and finishing off the ribs that I ordered for my last two hacks so I got food like I get to entertain my fans with them awesome food hacks and I got a lot of people who were like Cobra you're just a [ __ ] Monkey you always do the same food hacks blah blah blah people are so quick to critique your boy king cobra and like my response is block and before I delete and ignore the text message I'm like nobody's forcing you to watch my cooking videos I feel sorry for you it's not really ignoring it if you respond to it but that's the thing of it when my YouTube trolls text me every day nonstop anything they can think of to harass cobra I've decided not to get mad at it and just make it into a game because I'm winning I get to block their number I get to have the last word and the [ __ ] that I say to these people they all hide behind fake burner cell phone numbers because they're keyboard cowards that's all the internet Bullies Are is keyboard cowards [ __ ] sickos [ __ ] Patrols people are like oh is Cobra going to do a review of that pizza and I'm like yes I am uh for the review I let it cool off a little too cold for like professional reasons because it's it's now at the leftover pizza stage but I'm not complaining personally speaking as a YouTuber who likes his fast food I'm not complaining I'm going to be eating on good pizza and finishing off those barbecue ribs that I ordered from the fire rock so like I'm not complaining everyone wants to judge me for the house I live in or for like the food just anything they can think of we're just gonna we're just going to judge cobra in general and it's like you know what I've had a lot of hardships in my life but I'm making the best of it and I'm not complaining up to this point I am not complaining about my circumstances if the worst thing I have to complain about is my YouTube trolls are [ __ ] and my ex-girlfriends and obsessed [ __ ] then I'm not complaining although out of that pizza God knows when and now it's almost midnight before I'm trying a slice of it so and Everyone likes to give me [ __ ] about that but sometimes admittedly I cooling off too long but in the spirit of things I've been eating custom made pizzas for a hot minute and if you pick pick up that pizza when it's fresh and hot and you have a bunch of toppings on there extra cheese the cheese is going to slide off now you're having a sad day picking up that extra cheese and the toppings and placing it back on your slice when it's like your pizza should be able to just come free from the thing and you take a bite it tastes delicious boom that's the end that's the end of that so that's a pro tip to my fellow Pizza eaters is sometimes you got to let it cool off a little bit because you don't want the cheese falling off when you pick up a slice it's like well the toppings are staying in place so even though it's like leftover pizza temperature now and I let it cool off too long I'm not complaining because it tasted good and my topping stand on my pizza so I'm like and yes absolutely go to Little Caesars and check out their crazy bread stuffed crust pizza I've had it a million times mind you when they come back with it and then they take it off the menu and come back with it it's Exquisite it's a little bit cheaper than you know Pizza Hot Stuff crust pizza if you're going to Pizza SWAT I mean Pizza Hut cuz you'll SWAT yourself for a slice don't lie to me it's you no but um if I go to a Pizza Hut and get a stuffed crust pizza I go with meat lovers extra cheese extra bacon add onions on an extra large stuffed crust pizza with garlic butter spread on the crust and then I smear garlic butter all over the [ __ ] pizza and oh my God so it's like you know my last food hack was kind of bougie my last food hack food snack review whatever you want to call it my last Food review was a little bougie I went to a fancy Steakhouse here in town I doored as their [ __ ] it tasted delicious and it's like Cobra godamn and all this Cameo money that I've been getting spending it on content from my fans so y all can get the [ __ ] hookup son like a lot of people get depressed around the holidays and so I make a video just eating a bacon cheeseburger and they see how happy it makes me and how delicious it tastes and for a moment they forget about their problems they're watching Cobra eat a burger and it takes you you know that's why YouTube kicks ass cuz you can watch your favorite YouTubers and Escape into a world where it's like even if the food that they review is not the best because I've seen some food reviews where Dame drops wasn't having it I still watched and I was still entertained I'm like now there were a ton of people on YouTube who review food and I'm like welcome to the community I'm like I'm a [ __ ] white ass [ __ ] broke ass cracker male living off of my Cameo and YouTube and my music album sales and my t-shirt and tactical soap sales and what have you and it's honest money dude it is honest [ __ ] money and all these people who want to dog on me or talk [ __ ] y'all can [ __ ] off dude sitting there like oh my God Cobra don't you better not eat a burger like an apple which is like the dumbest thing that that they say what kind of psychopath [ __ ] eats a burger with a [ __ ] knife and a fork you're supposed to pick the burger up and eat it it's a one of those hand eaten Foods just like apples like and they say like it's an in and I'm like they get so desperate to insult Cobra that they don't give a [ __ ] how stupid that they sound or how desperate it makes them look and I'm like at this point I don't know who's more obsessed with me Jessica Bole or my YouTube trolls my YouTube trolls are like oh Jessica's thinking about or trying to copy your cooking videos Cobra and I'm like I don't care I'm mature enough on YouTube and everything that I don't care this platform is big enough for everyone it just makes her look pathetic and desperate for my attention and when I completely ignore it and then as soon as people bring it to my attention laugh in her face she don't get what she wants everyone can still see you're madly in love with Josh and he's not buying it and no one no one else else is either so what's your end game here really I to thank Jessica Bole because her obsession with me is making a lot of other chicks go this [ __ ] is Iconic and she's [ __ ] madly in love with Josh he must have something that all the other guys don't have so thanks Jessica you're making it easier for me to get my NE get my next girlfriend I appreciate it but enough of that silly nonsense like little squeezers is good for what it is it's cheap pizza you on struggle Street and you're craving some cheese and some meat and some bread you know because that's what pizza is it's cheese it's bread it's toppings and Little Caesars is not a sponsor but I proudly support them because Little Caesars in my opinion is delicious pizza for a cheaper price and just because it's cheap don't make you less of a person dog if someone's GNA snob on you because you bring Little Caesars to a party well then they can [ __ ] off they don't get a slice you know that's just how I look at it but for the Little Caesars crazy bread stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese bacon as the main topping and then extra bacon and onions with the extra cheese and two cups of garlic butter yes please that's getting the Cobra seal approval I've had that combo from pizza from The Little Caesar's Pizza Place several times like it's I'm no stranger to it I know it tastes good I've had it several times and it's like a throwback in a sense for me you know because I love bacon I love butter I love grease I love cheese bacon grease butter and cheese yeah you got those things in a dish I'm here to eat it is it heart healthy no it's not and knowing that my family has a history of high blood pressure I'm taking the risk of dealing with that when I'm older but I'm doing that for my fans and because godamn it bacon is life bacon is [ __ ] delicious and you can all [ __ ] off if you don't agree with me all jokes aside if you don't like bacon that's not your thing that's fine but the rest of us will be enjoying life from the right side of the arguments a good stiff drink a good bacon loaded fast food item consent and set for the evening and yes I did sacrifice like eating temperature and cheese pole for the video but when I picked up that slice nothing fell off I'm going to be eating on that pizza for the next couple of days so if you don't see a new food review there's plenty more in the work sure just don't trip out about it but it's like I see Dame drops is like the stuff crazy bread crosses back at Little Caesar's and I'm like word they got me craving one so I ordered me one custom made it the problem with Dame drops' order is like it wasn't cooked enough to his specification and it's like dude dude you got to let that pizza cool off a little bit cuz before you pick up a slice otherwise all that cheese is going to fall off I'm not saying it's going to be like leftover pizza cold to do it maybe like half of that time you know what I'm saying like this is just a little tip for anyone out there watching my videos they get a delicious pizza they try to eat it when it's hot and fresh and all the cheese and toppings just Falls off and you're like man the [ __ ] out of here with this [ __ ] and I grew up eating delicious pizza you know it's what it is I remember a pizza of Corner Pizza growing up still a staple of Valley City cheers to that I won the [ __ ] Lottery and buil my clock tower dream mous and I show up to Rally in the valley with my hot rod shit's going to get fun son I've manifested it and it's going to happen when you least expect it what the [ __ ] is Rally in the valley it's a hot rod show that Ry City hosts every summer we're like cool cars come to hang out and all the local bars open up it it's just a blood good time you know although if I did go back to Valley City I don't want any drama with any certain people you know what I'm saying it' be just going back to hang out with old friends and shoot the [ __ ] no drama no [ __ ] nothing but love and you know no drama no drama YouTube what kind of pizza would you order from Pizza Corner if you could right now it would have all the meats including shrimp it would have extra cheese and onions and it would have the chicken alfredo pizza sauce on it bam and make it as large as possible with the extra cheese yes please I think that' be [ __ ] tasty myself but if they wouldn't allow the sauce or didn't have certain toppings I'd work around it you know because it's it's Pizza Corner Pizza Corner makes good pizza it's the staple of my childhood cheers to Dave zubar good liquor good pizza good friends good times and pizza is one of the few foods that I never get tired of like I'll still eat it but I might be like I want to do something different you know kind of thing but like I never get tired of pizza but if you put pizza and pineapple together you're a sick bastard because pineapple does not belong on pizza and if you call it zah you deserve to be smacked in the [ __ ] face like these pretentious douchebags who call Target T because they're trying to sound hip it's like okay calm the [ __ ] down and no judgment towards people who call it tar but like ah dude I don't know why that irritates me but it does people who call target tar it's like it's trying to make it sound more hip and urban than it really is and it's like it's Target dude it's like a genetic version of Walmart just calm the [ __ ] down it's like and there's nothing wrong with that dude I love shopping at Walmart Target I'm not a snob matter of fact I get my I get my boots from Walmart I go for the Brahma steel toe boots I'll try on a pair when it fits just like a glove it's not too tight not too loose I haven't updated my shoes I don't know when the when the last time I bought a new shoes was to be honest and they're still going because Brahma makes quality boots even if I won the lottery I would still shop at Walmart because I'm not a [ __ ] snob and Walmart offers great deals not a sponsor if I built my clock tower Dreamhouse YouTube I would host the most elegant of parties it would be it would be Exquisite h i get f famous enough on YouTube I can make it happen you want to help Cobra build his Clock Tower Dreamhouse subscribe to his channel every subscriber I get helps me make money on YouTube and honestly YouTube If I never built my clock tower Dreamhouse in my lifetime and all I had was this house I'd be perfectly fine with it it's better than nothing you know that's the attitude you got to have in life sometimes and don't mind me I'm just eating pizza and drinking tequila I don't want drama with anyone I just want to live my life in peace I don't care if people accept me I know there's a lot of people like the trans Community who are like we just want to be accepted I feel that 100% you're sick and tired of all the negative publicity but me personally I'm just like I don't care if people like me I don't care if they accept me I know I'm a good person and I'm not going to rely on someone else's validation to be happy in life and that's just my opinion I'm not going to go on this 2hour tangent about because I don't got a problem with trans people I just got a problem with the extremist [ __ ] that exists with it that makes them look bad you know and that's just the best way to say it leave it at that because there's a lot of nasty negative crap that makes men look bad there's a lot of nasty negative crap that makes men look bad and as soon as you call it out you get told you're just mansplaining and to check your mail privilege I like exqueeze me I think that's one thing that unites the human race is we're sick and tired of all the negative [ __ ] letting people Define who we are as people when we're all individuals and we all have our own feelings like I'm not trying to get political with the [ __ ] food review here man it's like I don't care if I get a cheese pole I've had that that combination of Little Caesars a hundred times and it's [ __ ] delicious people are going to watch that's the thing that that's how I know I'm I'm a successful YouTuber is even though people [ __ ] hate my guts they're still going to watch the video because of morbid curiosity it's like something about Cobra it entertains the masses so yes I might have let that pizza cool off for more than a couple hours more than I intended to but it still tasted good Testament to the product also not a sponsor but next time you go to little C check out their crazy stuffed crust bread pizza and order whatever the [ __ ] you want to put on it because it's Little Caesar stuffed crust pizza basically it's delicious they take their crazy bread ingredients and turn it into a stuff Crust Pizza where the stuff crust on the outside of the pizza is the crazy bread like it's ingenious it's devilishly twist twisted and decadent then when you slap a bunch of garlic butter on there it's like you know what [ __ ] my arteries while I'm at it I'm G to [ __ ] add this and this to it I'm just saying YouTube it's that good you might pay a little bit extra for the more ingredients you add to it but in my personal opinion if you want to customize a crazy bread stuffed crust pizza from Little squeezers it's worth every penny you broke a [ __ ] you only got one one topping choice and you chose pepperoni cuz [ __ ] it you know that's fine too no judgment here but you got to try the crazy bread stuffed crust pizza from Little Caesars it's delicious I'm not a sponsor but I'm a proud supporter of Little Caesar's Pizza they're cheap they taste good for as cheap as Little Caesars is compared to most fast food restaurants they taste good like you'll spend less for more flavor and that's just my opinion because I know there's going to be a lot of people out there who are going to [ __ ] on me for having my opinion because that's the internets and I'm just like okay if you don't like little Caesars well then I respect your opinion but you don't got to [ __ ] on me because I like your pizza and that's that's the internet in a nutshell dude like Jesus [ __ ] [Music] Christ I can feel the grease from all that garlic butter settling into my uh [ __ ] Tickler and my goatee man like I can smell the [ __ ] grease and the pizza on my beer just from eating one slice that's how you know it's a good I [ __ ] with Little Caesars dude I know some of you out there are going to be like but it's like dude you want pizza and you can't afford Pizza Hut or Domino's or Papa John's or Papa Murphy's or Godfathers or what have you and it's like you don't want to buy a frozen pizza from Walmart you still want to order out so like you know it's it's that that and I get it you want pizza but you don't want to order a frozen pizza from the grocery store and have to microwave it you know and even if you're at microwave stage ain't nothing wrong with a microwave Pizza YouTube it's still pizza at the end of the day and that's the the right attitude to have like I've been munching out on those ribs I got a couple left and then Dame drops got me hungry for some pizza and I was like [ __ ] Little Caesar is his back with the stuffed crust pizza crazy bread pizza crust oh let me get up on that and I had to order me one one cuz it was Friday and Dame drops is making me hungry for one and I'm like I see a lot of [ __ ] people who are eating pizza and going oh my God the toppings are falling off as soon as I try to pick it up I'm like let your [ __ ] goddamn Pizza cool the [ __ ] off before you pick up a slice it ain't gonna cool off as ridiculous as what I did because it was midnight it's now like almost midnight compared to when I last filmed my [ __ ] pizza video that's a bit too long to cool off but like long enough to like it's still warm but the cheese ain't going to fall off when you pick it up that's The Sweet Spot man and to be be fair I wasn't that hungry so I'm like I don't give a [ __ ] if it's leftover a pizza temperature I'm still going to eat a slice for a YouTube video and be like let's see what it really do make a [ __ ] drink combo and just speak my mind on some [ __ ] be like man we got the pizza we got the drink combos it's the weekend hope you all are kicking it chilling hope your Christmas season is going fantastic I'm not the biggest fan of Christmas or the New Year's or the holidays but I wish everyone a happy holidays and a Happy New Year and [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls even though that that pizza has been brought down to like leftover pizza temperature affectionate way of putting things it still tastes good I'm like oh pizza so like yeah I [ __ ] with little squeezers I call them little squeezers I heard Dame drops calling it that and I'm like I [ __ ] with that because it's like sometimes you got to squeeze a couple bucks together to get a pizza and you don't want to buy a frozen pizza from the grocery store you want to order out and feel like a boss and I'm like dude pizza's Pizza it all comes in like different you know like tear like this stuff's good for what it is versus oh [ __ ] me slap my mama this is good you know what I'm saying and that's just food in a nutshell you're going to get like degrees where it's like not the greatest but you'll [ __ ] with it because you want a budget versus this is amazing and I've never tasted anything super fancy before I've dabbled with some of the more exotic things you all watch my YouTube you know what's up that spider sandwich was ridiculous I made some buttered toast and I slapped it with pork brains es cargo caviar and a [ __ ] tarantula spider and I [ __ ] showed it I showed you m me making it with some copyrighted music so I didn't like the way I I said things but I didn't want to waste the video or redo it so I'm like and then you saw me eating it and you're like he's actually eating it why why because like everyone sees the [ __ ] video that I make with the caviar the sargo the pork brains and the tarantula edible spider and like that's like the most random combination of gross out why the [ __ ] am I on this part of the internet the [ __ ] is wrong with you then eat the entire thing while drinking that Cherry Coke and I'm like this this is for my fans this is for the content let's go and I've had edible tarantula and I actually like it so my palette's not that picky I've eaten some strange things on YouTube and the worst would be the fiery fish Pizza no nope I like spicy food I like seafood and I overdid it with the fiery fish Pizza that [ __ ] that is Cobra lore Legend at its best I'm like yeah look at king cobra do this and that and it's like ah what did I do with it but yo when I do food reviews the next one's right around the corner I'll keep you posted this drink combo is fantastic it's like eight squirts of lime juice a little bit of Diet Mountain Dew knockoff and some like tequila it works it [ __ ] works I got to add salt to my drink combos the last time I did that a lot of fans are going cobra that's actually pretty smart and a lot of people are giving me [ __ ] about it and it's like you know what [ __ ] the people giving me [ __ ] about my videos no one's forcing you to watch are you like a sad stupid [ __ ] alcoholic monkey you does the same dumb food hacks 10 times over it's like you want to talk all this [ __ ] about king cobra but it's like you're still watching cuz so who's really the stupid ass it's like if I hated somebody and watched their content and was still watching like people look at me like dude you're obsessed hey yo Dame drops ain't too old for this game these young heads excuse me don't know what's up you wouldn't have a platform for doing food reviews if it weren't for old school food Titans like Dame drops chem doic bad Lance chugs all these older YouTubers who were like this is how you going to you know I'm saying you wouldn't have a platform for this so respect your elders and don't be afraid to be like you know what this food is you know what I'm saying well like for the situation for what it is as far as the Food review goes I myself am not complaining I love Little Caesars and like quite often if I do a pizza Food review I'll eat my fill on the review and if I'm full I'll save the pizza for later and just eat it as leftovers so like what I'm doing on this video ain't nothing out of the ordinary son you might hear a lot of fast food YouTubers go man this food is whack or this food is delicious the important thing is is to make your own assumption and think for yourself and also to believe in yourself [ __ ] what everybody else has to say you got to believe in yourself and I believe in you cheers happy Friday I hope your weekend is kicking serious ass woo that's enough dram combo to carry me through the evening I'm definitely feeling fantastic