how men can enjoy life

crazy bastards you did a female version so how can men be happier in life well we're always being told to man up well I'm here to tell you a couple of things number one fellas your masculinity isn't determined by how tough you are or how much [ __ ] you're getting because if you're comparing yourselves to other men because you're not Tough Enough you're just as caddy as chicks are number two you got to stop giving a [ __ ] what everyone else thinks about you like I said for the ladies in the female version men to be sitting there like you know what I want I want me some coconut rum that sounds delicious not a sponsor but they're afraid to drink it cuz their buddies might call a [ __ ] like that's a girl's drink you know stop worrying about [ __ ] like that just do your thing [ __ ] them you're more secure with your masculinity than they are number three you don't got to be tougher than chicks to prove how tough you are period I'm sick and tired of the way men get treated speaking as a man our masculinity is measured by how much [ __ ] we can get our dick inside of and we got to be measured by how tough we are and if we can do slash fix [ __ ] with their hands [ __ ] number four if you cannot provide certain things that does not make you less of a man provide what you can provide and uh stop hating women because you're having shitty dating experiences this goes for the ladies too one second this rum Haven coconut water rum is made with pure coconut water Caribbean white rum and pure cane sugar and it is it good if you like H Parrot Bay Malibu if you like coconut rum you're going to like this stuff like when I was a kid I was not the biggest fan of coconut but as an adult I like it in certain things this coconut rum's got a nice kick to it too it ain't no [ __ ] [ __ ] and which brings me to my next Point stop giving a [ __ ] if people think you're a [ __ ] because you got to prove to everyone that you're the toughest dude in town now you got the biggest dick in town ain't nobody care calm the [ __ ] down and you don't got to do stupid [ __ ] to prove your worth which means you don't got to be tougher than all the other boys you don't got to be tougher than all the chicks to prove anything it's [ __ ] [ __ ] it doesn't make you a bigger man because you're tougher than someone what makes you a bigger man is being able to admit to your mistakes admit when you're wrong own your [ __ ] and work on it even if you're right being the bigger person will get you a lot further in life in this case you know the expression fellas be the bigger man you know when you got some chick beating the [ __ ] out of you and you know you can't hear your back in self-defense put your hands in your pocket and walk the [ __ ] away like you know what we will discuss this when you are calm and more relaxed don't get for the satisfaction of being right because when you hear these angry fem cells angry man-hating [ __ ] going all men are the same [ __ ] that prove him wrong show him who boss without being a sexist about it and the thing about sexism is it exists on both sides but it's only called out when uh men do it so what do you do fellas don't be afraid to stand up for your rights but don't be a [ __ ] dick about it you know cuz women would do the same thing women would totally do the same thing if something is sexist or not quite in their favor and it goes against what women want and what women believe you'll never hear the [ __ ] end of it let thing of it is no one no one gives a [ __ ] about men's rights they don't so it's like then everyone else expects to care about their rights and it's kind of a shitty predicament so what do you do like to a point you give them what they want and then maybe if they're nice enough they might give you the same treatments and really this goes for everyone treat others the way you want to be treated you know you see a bunch of dudes hanging out on the bar they're all drinking beer and whiskey and getting rowdy obnoxious you see a drink being ordered someone makes it it's like this leaning tower of glass filled with like 10 different rums and it looks so [ __ ] good it's fruity it's colorful and it has nothing to do with your sexuality or Ginger you just like flavored drinks and you want to order it but it's like you don't want your buddies giving you busting your balls and it's like dude as a as a dude you got to stop giving this [ __ ] to people bust your balls bust them right back you know what I'm saying and you know what [ __ ] them if the world has to Bear the way of the world's problem was put it on a man's shoulders and expect men to do everything here's what I'm saying if men cannot fix everything that does not make you less of a man you are a god you are man do it make Tim Allen noises with me you a man and the world will hear you roar and like you know what I refuse to hate women [ __ ] that [ __ ] hating women doesn't solve the issues I know it's perfectly okay for women to be fem cells and feminazis and hate men because you know the stereotype men are all pigs don't you dare say all women are [ __ ] because you'll never hear the end of it and like if women would hate if women would seriously hate hearing that crap then uh you know extend an olive branch can we just be nicer to each other not all women are [ __ ] and not all men are [ __ ] [ __ ] the Cobra's got a [ __ ] potty mouth Kiss My Ass Burgers it takes a bigger man to be like you know what this woman's being a jerk to me and I don't got to put up with it I'm going to walk away from the situation and do my thing over here and she continues with her it's like well now you're the one that's obsessed no fellas you learn you learn how women argue and Bill Burr said it best when women are right they stay on point but when they're wrong they go rad they'll think of [ __ ] you're insecure about or that you get bullied for or they'll try to copy you and do anything they can to get your attention and piss you off and make them make you so mad you call them a [ __ ] and then what happens well I know what I said or did is insensitive and it makes me look pathetic but that's no reason to call me a [ __ ] now you're in this [ __ ] room that's what it is that's what the [ __ ] it is there were some women who will do anything they can to make you so [ __ ] mad you want to smack them because they know for a [ __ ] facts that men cannot hit women back it's dirty it's disgusting it's manipulative and real men know how to say you know what I'm not gonna buy into this men are abusive crap these [ __ ] fourth way feminis oh it's all propaganda against men yet you expect us to do everything pay for the meal all your Sexes don't pay for the meal you're a cheap skates pay for half the meal so you can show that you're willing to compromise and here's the thing of I'm sure there's a lot of women out there right now who honestly would appreciate a man paying for the meal it's traditional but that's just it when it comes to like traditional gender-based rules nobody calls it sexist when men are expected to fulfill their gender-based roles am I wrong for saying it I'm not here to attack anyone but like as a dude I get it from my perspective at least this after 5 o'clock and I've been drinking Sumi woohoo oh no the weather in Casper has been unusually warm for this time of year and I'm not complaining I [ __ ] hate the snow it's cold is bitter it makes your bones cold you slip on [ __ ] cuz some [ __ ] [ __ ] forgot to S the sidewalk some [ __ ] [ __ ] Pig piece of [ __ ] was too [ __ ] lazy to be like okay here's the thing of it if you're old and you have a hard time getting around if you're old or disabled and you have a hard time getting around fine the storees out of salt fine but there is no [ __ ] excuse it's like you know I I gotta work on my temper you know I get it as a man you got testosterone it makes you aggressive and Society [ __ ] programs you like men can be trash I get it but you know what I'm saying like there's all this pressure on men to do it and our masculinity is measured by how much sex we get if we're Tough Enough and we can and if we can like fix [ __ ] with our hands or build [ __ ] and it doesn't make you a man sticking to your guns being a man of your word treat others the way you want to be treated you know what I'm saying and it's not that [ __ ] hard to be a decent person if you ask somebody like hey man what's up can I borrow six bucks for a pack of cigarettes and I'll totally get you back when I get paid and they go ah yeah I got you let me see what I got you know payday comes around you pay them the [ __ ] back that's what it's all about being a decent person has nothing to do with gender at this point you got to believe in yourself and realize that sex dating and everyone else's validation of what they think about you does not to find you as a person like oh did you see Chad got a new girlfriend yeah I did and she's fine as hell there's a lot of [ __ ] that irks me about dating in the double standards like women are so quick to call men shallow because they have some men have certain standards when it comes to dating but there were also some women who have the same shallow standards and they're allowed to be shallow because they have a vagina which you know if men had to put up with all the problems that came with having a vagina they would [ __ ] hate it it doesn't make it right but you know and they're called the fairer sex when some of the crap that women go through is completely unfair sometimes it's unfair for men too you know that's why it's called a double standard the Lord knows the world sick and tired of me bitching about that crap well here's where it kills me about Society you know they expect men to be more masc culine as soon as we are more masculine it's toxic if we're less masculine we get called inappropriate homophobic slurs basically and it's [ __ ] stupid women are being told to be more feminine and then as soon as they do act more feminine they're SWAT shamed for it women are expected to give out sex and as soon as they do give it out they're [ __ ] shamed and men are expected to get it and if they're not getting it or if they try to get it they get shamed and cast aside for it it's always celebrated when they do get it and to me that's just yeah that's some crap dude that's why I'm like you know sex dating a career Etc having a family none of that determines who you are as a person regardless of gender if you're so worried about what everyone else thinks about you then you're going to be [ __ ] miserable trying to make everyone happy and it's like you cannot make everyone happy so if you can make yourself happy that's all that counts and that like men need to stop trying to like CU women do this crap too where it's like oh I'm tougher and better than you and better looking than you blah blah blah blah [ __ ] all that this pecking order of [ __ ] it's like men should just work together as a Brotherhood and be like women are not the problem women are not the problem men are not the problem people are the problem what it all boils down to is we got to believe in ourselves and be nicer to each other and not take [ __ ] so [ __ ] seriously but that's just my [ __ ] opinion it doesn't matter what the [ __ ] I think I'm just some random autistic [ __ ] on YouTube who likes to drink one second that's the problem with our society YouTube they want to make it about religion race gender sexuality Creed all that dumb [ __ ] that's how they segregate us as people man they want to make it about our differences when they should be making it about what makes humans the same but that's just my opinion take it or leave it how can men be happier realize that you don't need sex to be happy and that if women are giving you [ __ ] just walk away from it as peacefully as possible and your masculinity is not determined if whether or not you're tougher than your fellow man or if you're tougher than a chick and you don't got to compete with women and other men to be a better person and you don't have to rely on everyone else's validation to feel good about yourself and that having more sex and having the biggest biceps doesn't make you a better man dude and your masculinity shouldn't be determined by how big your dick is and how much [ __ ] you're getting that's [ __ ] [ __ ]