dirty joke pirate hooker
KingCobraJFS
2024-12-13Summary
In this video, KingCobraJFS humorously discusses a British dessert called "spotted dick," which he jokingly compares to slang for STDs. He creates a comedic narrative involving a fictional pirate hooker named Eileen Peggy, who has various quirky characteristics and a unique sexual fetish.
Summary Points:
- KingCobraJFS introduces "spotted dick" as a British dessert and makes a joke about its name sounding like an STD.
- He creates a fictional story about a pirate hooker named Eileen Peggy.
- Eileen is described humorously with a peg leg, eye patch, hook for a hand, and a talking parrot.
- The parrot adds to the humor with its crude advice about safe sex.
- He jokes about Eileen's fetish involving her peg leg and wooden "dick."
- The story includes funny lines about her working at IHOP and smelling like trout.
Hilarious Quote: "She calls her a wooden dick, she calls it limp dick... just watch out for the splinters!"
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Transcript
British have this dessert called spotted dick it's a bread pudding sounds like a British slang for STDs if you ask me General Awards like to he about me mate what happened he got spotted dick from this mins down the street oh that's rough who' he get it from this pirate hooker named Alene Peggy oh she's got spotted [ __ ] a pilot hooker named Eileen Peggy yes she got a peg leg an eye patch a hook for a hand and a talking parrot par says not in the ass put a condom on and I charge extra for the eye socket she's got a sexual fetish she's into pegging she'll take her peg leg off and put her wooden dick on the end of it she likes that booty and time for you to walk the plank she calls her a wooden dick she calls it limp dick she likes that booty what can I say just watch out for the splinters you [ __ ] [ __ ] she works at IHOP on the weekends and I heard she smells like trout so I'm like hey you get the [ __ ] out
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