Drink Combo

It's your boy King Cobra back at it with another video. It was Aussie Osborne's birthday yesterday and I spent the day getting drunk and eating a fat burrito. What was the drink combo? We're going to recreate it. As far as the burrito goes, I already ate it. So, for starters, Jessica Bole wants to say all this [ __ ] about me on her channel. Like I don't see your Aussie knuckles for one, Jessica, and two, it's like you're just saying this crap because you're bitter about the breakup. Her obsession with me is cute, but she'll never get closure for the breakup. And it's lowkey pissing her off. So, she's going to see her do anything she can to get me to lose my [ __ ] on camera and be like, and it's like, no, don't give her the satisfaction just to continue to ignore her. It's like Danny Filth introduced me to Aussie Osborne and Aussie introduced me to the Beatles. As a coincidence, I am a huge fan of Cred Filth, Aussie Osborne, Black Sabbath, and the Beatles. Like Jessica's just doing this crap to [ __ ] get a reaction. And all these [ __ ] texting me like, "Oh, you didn't go live on Aussy's birthday. You're not a real fan. I'm like, "Y'all are more obsessed with me than she is." So, the burrito I ordered for Aussiey's birthday, low key, I'm not going to lie, I scarfed it down cuz that [ __ ] was good. Fat as [ __ ] burrito, too, man. I had to click some buttons to figure this out, but we got this California burrito, which comes with steak, potatoes, cheese, and pico deayo. We added beans, queso, and guacamole and cheese to it. And for extras, we have beef, bacon, extra cheese, and sour cream. I call it the Viva Mexico burrito. and Pon Show makes it. This a little food hack that I do when I'm when I order there. And it is [ __ ] the best goddamn burrito you'll ever have. Like, oh, you didn't go live on Aussy's birthday. It's because I didn't want to deal with a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] talking [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne on his birthday. And then, well, why didn't you just turn off comments then? Well, then that's not fair to my fans who want to interact with each other while I go live. So, it's kind of like, yeah, what do you do? So, like, you know what? Just take the day off of making videos and focus on you. I pretty much spent the whole day drinking, eating a burrito, and listening to Aussy's music. And uh I did order Aussie a pretty sweet birthday gift, not going to lie, but uh that's for neither here nor there. And it doesn't matter how much money I spent on it, but I did spend a little bit over a hundred bucks on it. And I hope when I get it, I'm going to unbox it privately just to make sure it looks good before I set it off. You know, got to make sure. But check this out, YouTube. You want to see the drink combo I made for Aussie Osborne's birthday? So, let's check this out. We got this. Of course, it's going to have Jack Daniels. It's a favor to let me kill Killmeisters. And I love me some Jack. The Ace of Spades. Everyone's all sitting there like, "Oh, Josh, you see what Jessica said on her stream?" And I'm like, "I don't care cuz I don't watch her streams. As long as she's not threatened to love me, as long as she's not threatening to shoot me or [ __ ] come to Casper, then I don't care. And we're going to hit that Jack Daniels with some champagne cuz I'm bougie like that. And this is Corbel Sweet Rose. This stuff is delicious. Then we're going to hit it with some angry orchard hard apple cider. Oh [ __ ] And of course I did that. It's all good. Still got a little bit left. It's all good. It happens. I knocked it over. I'll get it cleaned up. What do you do? It happens. Samuel Smith is an English brewed beer. It's brewed in England. And I absolutely adore this beer. The chocolate stout's my favorite. If you're a fan of chocolate and sweets, you're going to love Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout. And I wanted to order a bunch of that for Aussy's birthday and what have you, but they were out. Bad news. But the good news is they had plenty of the oatmeal, so they gave me an extra fourpack of it. And this is the last one in my batch here. And I'm going to pull it into our drain combo. Just like that. Oh, watch the head on it. There we are. That's poured perfectly. That is nice. No, just ignore Jessica Bole cuz she's sitting here. She talks so much [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne when we broke up because she was bitter about the breakup and because she's got mental problems that Jessica Bole's more mentally insane than Aussie Osborne is. And it's [ __ ] sad. and she's only doing it because she wants me to lose my [ __ ] and like call her a bunch of nasty names. Like, she's so desperate, fake, and pathetic, and insufferable. It's just gh. And then my fans will [ __ ] text me as soon as she says it. And it's like, I don't care what the [ __ ] she says. I'm trying to [ __ ] ignore her. And that's kind of hard to do when people keep tellattailing on her like, "Oh, did you see what your exgirlfriend did?" And it's like, I don't care. I'm trying to enjoy Aussie Osborne's birthday. Get drunk, eat a fat burrito, listen to his music. Leave me the [ __ ] Leave him the [ __ ] alone. Anyways, there's that drink combo. This is how I poured it, too, on his birthday. So, sorry I didn't make a video on his birthday, but I don't see Jessica Bole with her Aussie knuckles. My last girlfriend, prior to Jessica, tattooed these knuckles on me and uh they faded and I didn't care because I was the fourth person she tattooed. I was just trying to support her at the time. And my YouTube trolls bullied the [ __ ] out of her until she broke up with me. And then when they saw how psychotic Jessica Bole is, they went from doing the same thing to being to encouraging her [ __ ] because my trolls are [ __ ] [ __ ] But what do you do? Just keep doing my thing and [ __ ] the haters and [ __ ] my ex-girlfriend. And long live Ozie Osborne, the prince of [ __ ] darkness. I hope he makes it to a [ __ ] 100 plus, gets back on stage and keeps making music. Cuz rock and roll never dies, man. And I wore my favorite Aussie Osborne t-shirt too for the occasion. It's got a cobra on the front. I own several versions of this t-shirt. Like this the same long live Aussie. This is the same [ __ ] t-shirt. Like I I wear this t-shirt a lot because I own several pairs of it. And Jessica Bole's [ __ ] insufferable. She doesn't play guitar. She doesn't have Aussie knuckles. And it's not about who's Aussiey's biggest fan. It's about a lot of people support him and she's just saying this crap on YouTube because she wants attention and she's bitter about the breakup. Like I was listening to Aussie Osborne for a long time before I ever [ __ ] met her. So she is dumb. I can even sing Black Sabbath like a champ if I were to fire up my phone and do that with my headphones. But it's like 6:00 in the morning, almost 7, so I'm trying to keep it double O down on the noise. But I might play a song that can't get me copyright strike because if I were to play any of Aussy's music right now on [ __ ] YouTube, YouTube would [ __ ] silence me for copyright strike. So I'm like, you bought Aussie Osborne a birthday gift? Yes, I did. and I spent a little bit over a hundred bucks on it, but the price doesn't matter. Honestly, it's the thought that counts. Now, I'm not going to say what it is cuz I want it to be a surprise. But I'm telling you right now, if it's legit, it's going to kick ass. Yeah, that's mixed just properly now. There's no burn to it. You can taste the Jack the beer and the champagne and the oatmeal beer with the apple and the the champagne's got like a strawberry taste to it and they got like an apple taste with the angry orchard. It's like it tastes like strawberry apple oatmeal. Like I wanted to do like the most random drink combo in the world and Aussie doesn't drink anymore. So more for me, I guess. Oh, Bosy likes what Sharon did with Welder's house. I bet she did an amazing job. And it's just tranquility, peace. When dealing with a psycho exgirlfriend like Jessica, boy, I've learned to just not let her [ __ ] get to me. She's insufferable. Nobody likes her. She's just bitter about the breakup and she'll never get over me. And it's it's [ __ ] sad. I like, well, Jessica liked what I provided. She should have thought about that before biting the hand that feeds. Don't bite the hand that feeds, YouTube. In fact, I feel sorry for Aussie Osborne because his first daughter's name is Jessica. I feel sorry for Aussie Osborne because his first daughter's name is Jessica. I'm like from his first marriage. I'm like, "Oh, you poor thing. You share the same first name as my psycho ex. That sucks. Like, I don't give a [ __ ] what Jessica's doing, man. Just [ __ ] leave me alone. Leave her alone and quit [ __ ] encouraging her delusional [ __ ] You people are [ __ ] disgusting. If Jessica Bole was more sane of mine, you'd be bullying her away from me. But you know she's [ __ ] got mental problems because you know she's got big mental problems and you're going to encourage it because it creates more drama in my life and you get to [ __ ] with her too. It's psychologically disgusting and there's nothing you can do about it. I get bullied for hating sickos. I get bullied for being one of Aussie Osborne's biggest fans. And quite frankly, I'm not going to stop being awesome and who I am as a person. You're just mad because Cobra doing his thing and it's working and you're just bitter about it. Like you don't see me bullying Borkc on her birthday cuz that's Jessica's favorite singer and honestly I feel sorry for Borc because Jessica's obsessed with her. Also, Aussie Osborne could outdrank Borc any [ __ ] day. That drink combo is [ __ ] fire, son. It's creamy. It's delicious. I can taste the whiskey. like I wanted to do a really fancy drink combo for Aussy's birthday. And I'm like, well, what's fancy? Champagne. Champagne is always fancy. But it's like, yeah, but you always you like Okay. So, I'm like taking stuff that I like to drink and putting into a new drink. That's the thrill of it. No, seriously, just ignore my ex-girlfriend. She's a [ __ ] [ __ ] She is She's the [ __ ] major [ __ ] to a T. Crazy, unattractive, nasty [ __ ] That's what she is. A cu n t. My favorite swear word. [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus is a [ __ ] And yesterday when I was trying to film Aussy's birthday video, I kept overthinking it and trying to be funny and witty, but it just came off as super cringe. So, I'm like, eh, you know what? So, I took a day off from filming videos to enjoy Aussy's birthday and a sweet drink combo. Sorry. My [ __ ] trolls need help. They're equally as messed up and obsessed as Jessica is with me. And it's not healthy, dude. I like how Jessica Bole can talk mad [ __ ] about Aussie Osborne because she knows I'm one of his biggest fans and she bitter as [ __ ] about the breakup cuz everyone can see past your [ __ ] She's more transparent than Casper the friendly ghost. Thank you. gonna then turn around on his birthday and make it all about her and say Josh isn't a real fan, right? Where your [ __ ] Aussie knuckles baby doll? Do you have any tattoos ripping your boy? Cuz you know you can [ __ ] off Jessica Bole. You can [ __ ] right off. You miserable [ __ ] cat. Crazy cat lady. Terrence Pop said it best. Jessica Bole has hit the wall. She's approaching box wine in Catland. Stop. Don't touch me there. This is my no square. Stop. I was like, you know what? All these 4B feminazis who hate men want to abstain from sex. That's fine. Do what you want. I've gone six years without it. I don't need sex to be happy in my life. I don't I can masturbate, you know, have a good wink. I'm not going to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body. That's [ __ ] All these [ __ ] who say the meanest [ __ ] about me on the internet, none of it's true. It's all [ __ ] It's all [ __ ] propaganda to make me look bad because I got the balls to be myself and put my [ __ ] out there and film the grossest food hacks like the spider sandwich I might add. Yeah. Where I took pork brains caviar es cargo and an edible tarantula that a fan sent and poured the whole [ __ ] bag onto a sandwich and I over burnt the toast a little bit. But I digress. I ate it anyways because people want to see [ __ ] like that on my channel. Like you just eat a spider want to say, "Oh my god, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is wrong with Cobra?" You were entertained by it. Yes. I'm not going to kiss Aussy's ass to get attention. If I want to be as famous as he is, man, I want to work for it. by entertaining you cool cobras with [ __ ] like the spider sandwich. Sick guitar shreds. The sickest drink combos. Rock and roll never dies [ __ ] Now, off my new album, Life Ain't Fair, I have a bonus track called Mad Locomotive. It is, in fact, a tribute to Aussie Osborne's Crazy Train. And uh I think it turned out pretty sweet. Not trying to like toot my own horn, you know? And that's the thing of it. I don't act like I'm the coolest fan he has because I can sing like the Beatles and I shred guitar. Like, [ __ ] off. It's not about that, dude. That's what Jessica doesn't get. Sitting here like, "Oh, I'm a bigger fan than Joshy. I'm going to say this crap because I'm bitter about the breakup and I miss his dick, but I'm not getting it back." She's never going to get [ __ ] closure for the breakup. And uh I think that's the [ __ ] best burn you can give someone. And I'm like, I'm already over [ __ ] Jessica's [ __ ] dude. Like to the 10th degree. But every time she makes a video and talks mad [ __ ] on me, everyone's got to tell me. And it's like, I don't care if she talks [ __ ] just ignore her and leave me alone. And you know, she's bitter about the breakup, otherwise she wouldn't go on stream and talk all this [ __ ] about Cobra not being Aussiey's biggest fan and this and that and blah blah blah. And it's like, internet drama. What's she going to do when I get a protection order against her sorry ass? Cuz she'll straight up go to jail if she talks about me after that's placed and then what? It's sad that I have to consider getting a protection order against Jessica Bole. It's beyond [ __ ] sad. Everyone wants to accuse me of stalking, but it's like, you want to see what stalking looks like? It's never talked about when chicks do it, man. Sorry, not sorry for saying it. Thomas Pop warned me. He's like, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." And I'm like, you know what? I look past Jessica's crazy [ __ ] at first because I was getting [ __ ] And I'm like, the world just seem to be mad at me for that despite the way I look with my hair thinning and my disgusting ass teeth, I can still pull pull more [ __ ] than my trolls. And it pisses them off. So what do they do? They got to bully Cobra for [ __ ] he's not into. It's just sad. It's [ __ ] sad. Like you're not Aussiey's biggest fan. [ __ ] off. [ __ ] off. Really? Because that's why I [ __ ] have a cardboard cutout of Aussie Osborne behind my TV in my living room right now with my PlayStation 3 because I'm redneck like that. Sue me. And I'm like, you know what? I'd rather spend all day playing Grand Theft Auto 5 than [ __ ] [ __ ] with my trolls because at least I get something out of it. I got to spend all day playing guitar or spend the next month and a half making my own homemade mead, which I'm in the process of sanitizing and cleaning my me jars. The last batch I made for Halloween did not turn out the way I wanted it to. Was very sour and it tasted lemony and I'm like, hold up, hold up. Okay, we got to regroup. Some of the meades that I've made, like my apple silk mead where I put the royal gala apples in, that [ __ ] was fire, son, with the caramel candies and what have you. Like, dude, but you're looking at the drink combo that I had on Aussie [ __ ] Osborne's birthday. And quite frankly, all these [ __ ] want to talk [ __ ] get [ __ ] Thank you. [Applause] I can already see the [ __ ] comments that people would make to if I would have gone live on Aussy's birthday YouTube and I just didn't want to deal with it. I don't want any negativity towards the man on his birthday. And he probably gets a lot of [ __ ] because I I like his music and it's not fair to him. It's not fair to me. And my trolls are [ __ ] [ __ ] And my ex-girlfriends are [ __ ] [ __ ] But what do you do? Nothing you can do. You just got to keep doing my thing and ignore the stupid [ __ ] That's the goal at least in the plan. Stan, I show you the burrito that I ate, but [ __ ] I destroyed that burrito on Aussy's birthday. Man, that thing was fat, too. Like, and I unwrapped it just a little bit and I added half a cup of green sauce, half a cup of red sauce, folded it back up, and went and I'm like, dude, that burrito kicked ass. And it's like I had to pretty much spend the entire day ignoring my YouTube trolls blowing up my phone with the stupidest of text messages. Because that's the thing of it. My YouTube trolls and my ex-girlfriend are obsessed with me and it's not healthy. It's more unhealthy than my drinking. Speaking of which, one second. That's got a little bit of a bite to it, YouTube. Yeah. I'm like, you cannot [ __ ] if you're going to do a drink combo for Aussie Osborne's birthday, it better be [ __ ] epic and it and it better like kick your bollocks in the dirt and it better [ __ ] get you drunk and it tastes good. Check on all of those things. Aussie will get back out on stage. You wait and see, man. Stem cell research and all that. Sharon should let Aussie use pot. I'm not trying to tell her how to anything, but like you consider all the [ __ ] up surgeries he's had. He's in a lot of pain because of that [ __ ] He's got Parkinson's disease. And on top of it, he's probably depressed because he can't go on stage. So, it's like marijuana is great for senior citizens. I'm not going to mince words. Your son should partake in it, too. When you're having a stressful day or just you want to spend time with your hubby, you two should do pot together and chill out and do your thing. You're never too old to have fun, YouTube. Never forget that. [ __ ] the [ __ ] who [ __ ] up Aussie Osborne surgeries. What an absolute [ __ ] You got one job. That means you can't perform surgeries. YouTube, go [ __ ] flip some burgers at Wendy's for [ __ ] sake. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. That poor man. Aussie is officially 76 years old and that's [ __ ] awesome. He's still kicking and still going. That's what's important. You know, I [ __ ] lost count of how many albums I've made over the years to be honest. But Aussie inspired me to want to be a rock star and make music, you know? So did Danny Fel for that matter, but that's beside the point. My go Cobra didn't do a video for Aussy's birthday. What a piece of [ __ ] He's not a real fan. Oh my god. [ __ ] off. And they've got nothing better to do with their sad lives, you know, in regards to my ex and my trolls. And it's just like keep giving me all this attention. and it feeds my ego. Okay, Cobra, dial it back a bit. They sitting there like, "Oh, you didn't do anything." Okay, you know what I did yesterday for Aussiey's birthday? I ordered him a sick gift and then I [ __ ] ate a huge ass burrito and I spent the entire day drinking and smoking cigarettes and just doing my thing, you know? Like, [ __ ] off, dude. I have my own unofficial King Cobra food hack at Ponchos and it's [ __ ] delicious and I order it every time I go there if I can afford it because it's that [ __ ] good. Like what the [ __ ] did you do for Aussie Osborne's birthday [ __ ] You didn't drink champagne whiskey mixed with beer and hard cider, did you? Because I know I did. I'm like, the fact that if I would have repeated the drink combo I had before his birthday, it would have been kind of low-key lazy. So, I'm like, let's do a fancier drink combo with similar ingredients. And mixing champagne with whiskey is [ __ ] disgustingly delicious cuz everyone thinks I'm just a smelly disgusting alcoholic and it's like, you know what? [ __ ] them. [ __ ] them. Like I don't go out of my way to harass my YouTube trolls or Jessica for her idols or their idols or any of it, you know? It's the whole thing's a bit stupid to be honest. I'm like I can choose to get upset by Jessica and my trolls or I could just laugh it off and be like, "Well, the world loves me, I guess. Uh, excusing me compliments to the drink maker. I'm just sipping on it. That's pretty much what I did is I'd make me a [ __ ] fat combo like this and just sip on it, dude. But I guess Aussie Osborne's birthday. Most excellent. Fetch the Jack Daniels and Champagne. I I got a bit too drunk yesterday to do the video because I was overthinking [ __ ] Meaning like I don't want to come off as cringe. I don't want to insult Aussie on his birthday for [ __ ] sake. just do my thing and don't overstress it, I guess. Look, Jessica, where the [ __ ] are your Aussie Osborne Knuckles? You don't have Aussie Osborne Knuckles, do you? No, you don't. These these are permanent. The story behind them, it's like you can't compete with that. And on top of it, it's like, you know what? She needs to get over me, dude. I would never dream of doing this to any of my exes, let alone exushes, what have you. That's [ __ ] dude. And no one cares outside of my social circle because when it happens to the pig males, haha haha. It's like, yeah, but if it was happening to you, you'd [ __ ] hate it. That's why it's the golden rule. Treat others the way you want to be treated. You don't see me [ __ ] stalking Aussie Osborne like the way Jessica is. [ __ ] that [ __ ] It's Aussie Osborne's birthday and I've been drinking since before his birthday, during his birthday, and not after his birthday. So, don't [ __ ] sit here and tell me [ __ ] Hey, Cobra, you better stop drinking. I get texts like that all the time and it's like [ __ ] the trolls. Long live Aussie and [ __ ] the trolls man. I'm oddly famous myself, but I don't consider myself famous to be honest. I'm very humble about my YouTube fame. And I'm always here for my fans. I love my fans as much as I love Azie. You know, that's it's just how it is. It's a sense of community and compassion. This [ __ ] drink was kicking my ass. Oh, he likes his fruits. He likes a good beer, I'm sure. I don't know how he is with Jack Daniels, but don't think it really [ __ ] matters because I'm having a drink for the Osman. It's his birthday and I've been celebrating for the last three days. So, I digress. Jessica Boil's a stupid slag and there's nothing you can do about it. She'd be like, "Ignore her dumb [ __ ] I don't I blocked her new channel. I unsubscribe to it. I don't even watch Jessica unless people cover her [ __ ] And then on top of it, even then, like I can only take it in small doses where I'm like, she's the [ __ ] insufferable person on the planet. And dating women shouldn't be that complicated. Like don't overthink it, you know? That's my simple male brain going, "Don't overthink it. Just do your thing and [ __ ] what everyone else has to say about you." And it's like, "Okay, that works. That works beautifully." It's like, "What did you do for Aussie Osborne's birthday?" And I'm like, created a sick drink combo, ate a fat burrito, pretty much spent all day listening to his music and ignoring my YouTube trolls to a point. Like, I don't go out of my way to text these [ __ ] And I just do my thing, and it pisses them off. Jessica is so mad jealous that I got more subscribers than she does. And people seem to care about me and it's like, "Fuck that. [ __ ] that. I don't want to have this drama with Jessica. She needs to leave me alone and get the [ __ ] over me. I'm sick of it." I'm not talking about anyone at this point except my ex. She's the [ __ ] worst. Absolute [ __ ] worst. nothing you can do about it because no one cares when dudes are getting stalked and sexually harassed by women. They think it's funny because of the negative stereotypes that face men. And it's like [ __ ] that [ __ ] Like what's Cobra doing to celebrate Aussiey's birthday? And it's like, dude, the only reason why I celebrate December is because of Azborn's birthday in the first place. Look, I did order Azie Osborne a pretty sweet gift. I'm not going to say what it is, only it to be a surprise. And Jessica saying that I'm not Aussy's biggest fan. She's just trying to get underneath my skin, you know? And it's like I don't care. She's petty and immature about it. Like I'm sitting here having a drink combo for Aussie myself and laughing about it. My YouTube fans texting me like it's [ __ ] lowkey sad. Dude, Jessica lives the saddest life Jessica Bole does. And the more desperate she acts on YouTube, the more it's like, Jesus Christ, Cobra, I'm sorry you have to put up with this. And I'm like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Terrence Pop warned me, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." And I didn't listen because I was dick thinking. There are other fish in the sea, as they say. So, it is no loss of mind, but Jessica's taking the breakup super hard, and it's kind of sad, to be honest. People are sitting there. She's sitting there on camera. Everyone's talking [ __ ] on Cobra. Like, what' you do for Aussie Osborne's birthday? And I'm like, I'll tell you what I did. I [ __ ] drank some alcohol and ate a fat burrito and jammed out his music. The [ __ ] did you do? Suck me and Aussie Osborne's dick off? because that's basically what my trolls and Jessica are doing. You got a lolly, mister? Yes, I do. And here's the best part about Jessica Bole being obsessed with me. It makes all my fan girls go, "Well, Josh must be amazing in the bedroom. Otherwise, Jessica wouldn't be this like [ __ ] whipped over it. Nasty and loose. That's my ringtone. Every time I get a text message, it goes like a Model T horn. [ __ ] anti-semitism. Thank you. Nothing you can do about it, man. Just keep doing your thing and [ __ ] Jessica's stupid [ __ ] And me just staying relatively calm about it and not like blowing out of proportion. Sorry to drag that. That's the one thing I would say to Azie Osborne to be honest is sorry for my ex-girlfriend and my stupid YouTube trolls. You don't deserve this. like it's Aussie Osborne's birthday and I've spent the last three days getting drunk and eating a fat burrito and listening to Aussy's music. Oh, and everyone wants to sit there and be like, "You're not Aussy's biggest fan." And I'm like, "I'm one of his biggest fans. Get it right. You can't compete with that." And one, and two, it's like, it's not about that. At the same time, it's just about supporting Aussie and doing your thing, you know? And it's like even my trolls would be afraid to admit, you know what? Aussie kicks ass. I agree with Cobra, but they couldn't handle it. Like, we actually agree with Cobra. [ __ ] sick goes along with Aussie. Well, [ __ ] Like, what did you do for Aussie Osborne's birthday, Cobra? I'm like, I'll tell you when I did. I repeated it several times in this video. I ate a huge ass burrito and drank some delicious alcohol drink combo action. What the [ __ ] did you do? I got him a sick fan gift. Not going to say what it is. It's going to be a surprise. My phone blows up all day. It's either a [ __ ] fan texting me or a [ __ ] troll. And it's like, [ __ ] it. Deal as it goes. It's like, Cobra, what'd you do for Aussy's birthday? I'm like, dude, I drink a drink combo with pink champagne and Jack Daniels and an English beer and some apple cider. Hard apple cider. Mr. T. It's funny how Jessica Bole can like talk major [ __ ] about Azie Osborne because I broke up with her and I'm sick of her psychotic [ __ ] but then turn around on his birthday of all days and then talk major [ __ ] about me. It's so [ __ ] pathetic and immature. Like, I don't need that in my life, dude. And when she does that crap, I'm not getting mad about it. I'm just having a drink and laughing at it cuz it's pathetic. It's [ __ ] pathetic. Jessica Bole trying to troll me on Aussie Osborne/black Sabbath is more pathetic than Aussie not being able to go on tour. And I'm not going to change my words on that. 7 o'lock in the morning. Bloody good. If I spend the next 3 to 4 days celebrating Aussy's birthday because I'm running off all the alcohol that I bought and drinking it. Like, okay, people. Fang girl Kate even suggested it. She's like, I wonder what Jack Daniels and pink champagne would taste like mixed together. I'm like, yeah, you know what? That would be a drink combo. Mix that with two more. That's the thing about drink combos is that there's an infinite amount of combos you could make. It's fantastic. Pink champagne and Jack Daniels. That's [ __ ] Yeah, man. I don't care if Jessica gives me attention to be honest. I'll throw it right back in her face. And no one believes her crazy [ __ ] anyways, so I got nothing to worry about. She's [ __ ] dumb. Jessica's like this obsessed with me on YouTube and like low key all my fan girls are going, "Hey, Jessica's crazy about Josh. You must be amazing in the bedroom. That's all it's doing for me, man. Jessica doesn't realize how stupid she's being. Like, what are you doing, Cobra, for Aussy's birthday? Like, I'll tell you what I'm doing. Drinking some alcohol, smoking some tobacco, [ __ ] eating a fat burrito. My YouTube trolls want to talk [ __ ] but you don't see them eating a spider sandwich on on YouTube. I got mad loc stuck in my head. Don't mind me. Jessica Bole's obsession with me is cute and she'll never get closure for the breakup. And I think that is [ __ ] hilarious. At the same time, the cost that it comes with is just so not worth it. So, I apologize to anyone who's caught in the crossfire, so to speak. Cobra, what are you doing for Aussiey's birthday, you [ __ ] [ __ ] And it's like, ah, I'll show you a [ __ ] [ __ ] when I bend over and [ __ ] your mom in the ass. There's the smart mouth that Cobra is known for. Cuz I'm tired of listening to your mouth. Why add baby? We cross. Breaking all the rules. I'm breaking all the breaking all the rules. YouTube had that in my suggestion. I love it. Like you're a huge Aussie fan. Would you recommend this song? Yes, I would. Cute puppy videos. Oh my goodness. Look at that puppy. Oh, stupid cute. Oh my goodness. Stop. Couple of my fans are like, "Cobra, you should get a black cat with green eyes." And I'm like, I thought about it, but you know, losing Puff was really hard on me, man. So, it's going to take a hot minute for me to like I got to like cope with the grief the best way I can. I miss my baby dragon puff. So listen to mad locomotive. I can't get copyright for that [ __ ] YouTube. You can post a lyric video to Azie Osborne's music, but if you play it and sing along to it like it's karaoke, YouTube silences you for copyright strike. It's some double standards, man. You're [ __ ] bloody mad. I [Music] [Music] Running through the night on a steel base. The loud echo in the dark can't find peace. Smoke and thunder tearing through the sky. Hearing falls while shadows fly by. You drop that on this round. Haunted whistles tails of paddle. His stew wheels cracking with a toasty whale. This man locomotives off the rails up for the rising. Feel the feeling everything is breaking free. Lost in darkness into the landing. Feels fury in every pain is breaking free. Lost in darkness eternally. Cin filled with whis dance here and glue. Speeding faster till we lose control. Madness here is a heavy doll. Souls of the damn tear is stuff lost on this side of sight. Racing towards eternal lighting feeling in everything breaking free. Lost in darkness every breaking flame. Lost and darkness [Music] finally let souls on the damn dearest stuff. Lost on this ride. No escape in sight. Racing towards night. Feel the fury in everything. Love breaking free. Lost in darkness. [Music] Running through the night on the stem smoke and thunder tearing through the sky. hearing while shadows fly [Music] by. Twisted tracks were nightmares. Well, haunted whistles tales of hell. Steel wheels grinding with the ghostly whale. This metal component of the rails buckle up for ride insane. Feel the fury in every veins break and free [Music] eternal cabin filled with whispers of doom. Ghouls and ghost dance here in gloom. Speeding fast until we lose control. Madness still takes a heavy soul. Dark conductor won't let us stop. Souls of the damn [Music] hear no escape sightings towards eternal pain. Bad luck on the road is Frank and free lost in [Music] time. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Applause] left or right insane. Feel the fury in every pain. Man of the motives breaking free. Lost in darkness etc. [Music] Yeah, man. Locomotive [ __ ] kicks ass. I left like certain items in the window and left the window open and let nature's air chill it, make it cold. So this pink champagne is been chilled by mother nature and not by you know what I'm Good.