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[Music] You want an author, you can't refuse. Redonkulous swag is back in full swing on fourth wall. With more designs than ever before and new merch going on sale every month, there's never been a better time to show your love for the regiment. After all, variety is the spice of life, and it's good to have a wide selection. Sometimes it's a spread around kind of knife. Sometimes it's drooling on girl time. Click on the link tree in the description or scan the QR code on the screen and you can pop in to see our fun designs on everything from shirts to mugs to stickers to pint glasses, patches, laptop, sleeves, hats, and more. Because everyone needs new clothes for the gay cruise, right? Just make sure you bring a straight friend to cover your six. What's going on you strong empowered women? Terren Pop here from your darkness.com and good pop showed up today because I'm here to give you some good long overdue advice. People who've been watching this show from the beginning, you remember this episode, you get caught smelling your finger. Look, you dip the stick. If you want to know how the oil is, you want to know. That's how it works. You get caught doing that, you're going to get chastised. It's going to cause some problems. It's been almost 10 years since we made that episode. Can you believe that? And can you believe we never made classic mistakes women make until now? How dare you? This is long overdue, and I am shocked it was never requested. So now it's time to pour yourself a menagerie and correct this heinous wrong. Managerie, well that's for the dudes. Copium, that's for the ladies and you know who you are. So hook up an IV, ladies. This one's going to hurt. And we're going in [Music] drive. I do not hate women. I do not hate men. What I hate is the way people treat each other. Yeah. Now, this first one should go without saying, but we're going to say it anyway. The number one classic mistake women make feminism. Old school femininism taught women to empower themselves and to have equality to men. New school feminism, i.e. today's fourthwave feminazi, man-hating, female [ __ ] have taught women to blame other women and men for everything, to hate themselves, to hate women to hate men, take no responsibility for their shitty decisions, and blame men for everything, all while still expecting to be called like a female in society. You know, cuz modern day feminism has taught women that it's sexist to have a man provide everything for you, right? And because women like to keep other women single, and when women find a good man to provide for them, it makes all their single [ __ ] friends jealous. Oh, never mind the fact that women and men just need to work on each other and stop being jealous because their best friend has someone and they don't. And the reason this is number one is it encapsulates all of the other mistakes. Ladies, if you buy into this [ __ ] you get what you get. And most importantly, cuz you chose it yourself, you don't get to throw a bit. Modern feminism is a huge salad bar of rights and conveniences. You pick the ones you want and you leave the rest alone if they don't suit you. Let's pretend that's not true. Yeah. And of course, the whole thing is covered with a mountain of ranch dressing screen. In current year, you can best describe this as Schrodinger's feminism. You're empowered when it's convenient. And of course, you're a victim when it's convenient. How conveniently inconvenient for those who want actual equality. And sorry ladies, equity and equality, they are not the same. Equity, well, that's just socialism. And if you look back 100 years, you'll see how well that worked out. Speaking of things that totally work out the way you plan, segue. Believing that the differences between men and women are nothing but social constructs. Well, that hasn't backfire or anything. Yeah, [Music] right. Let's just ask this stunning and brave woman of the year. Well, turns out the ultimate woman, well, I'd rather [ __ ] Chloe. It's a man screen. All of the women out there bitching about all of the truths that have now taken over their spaces. You caused this. You're the ones who stuck your foot in the door to allow all the predators in. What could go wrong when you ignore basic biology? Who knew? Well, we did. And we tried to tell you. And what did we get in return? Oh, who hurt you? You istog igot. Hey, how's it working out for you? And all you really have to do is look at JK Rowling and you will see the snake. Oh, here we go. Here we go with JK Rowling and her [ __ ] Do not get me started. Oh, wait. Too late. Some [ __ ] in Scotland rapes like four women, shows up to court dressed in drag, and demands that he be thrown into a female prison because he's trans. Does a judge stop and think, well, if you force sex on women or anyone in general, that that's not how the prison sentences work. That maybe trans people don't need any more negative representation as it is. And if you're a biological dude with a penis and balls, you're still a dude regardless of what what anyone says. If you are a trans woman, correct? Then you're still a woman regardless. But when JK Rowling tries to speak out on women's issues, she gets attacked for being transphobic and then adding insult to injury. The new Professor Snape is black. My uh take on that is who cares? People are freaking out about it because oh like, oh my god. You know what I'm saying? like he's not race swapping. And when this actor that's playing the new Professor Snape, the black actor playing the new Snape in the new Harry Potter movies supports trans rights. She gets attacked for being racephobic. It's like, can JK Ring catch a break? First, she's transphobic because blah blah blah blah. People are too stupid to be like, you know, whether you like it or not, there's going to be some [ __ ] that are going to take advantage of woke culture and the judge is so afraid of being cancelled that [ __ ] they're like, "No, well, you know what? If he's telling the truth, shocker, the [ __ ] lasted two weeks before repeating his offense and back to a men's prison you go. You rob a [ __ ] convenience store or a candy shop so your punishment is to work a job that's the same store you robbed from. That's [ __ ] stupid eating its own tail. Probably because it looks like a daka and you couldn't resist screen five. But that is just the beginning how effanism has effed you in the A. I hope you're not into that kind of play because that certainly is not okay. Even if you're a man and you're gay because no way. Listen to what I say because I'm gonna go eat some hay and go away. Okay. I went to take a piss. So this is your weekly reminder that you can support the regiment by donating to us on local subscribe Star Gen Bro and Odyssey. Thank you for helping us save lives. This is a religion. That is exactly what it is. and it has you believing a litany of lies. One of the biggest lies feminism has taught you women is marriage is slavery. But so let me ask the ladies this. How is it slavery? How is marriage slavery when men are the ones that are expected to propose and wife you up and provide everything? All you have to do is, wait for it, keep the house clean, keep your man fed, and keep his ball sack empty. And you know what? Men will do everything else. That's all you have to do. If you had to do all of that plus provide everything else, you'd [ __ ] hate it. like your your husband's having a long day dealing with the demon spawn. You know, he's just like, "Babe, babe, I've had a long day. I'm not in the mood." Right? Cuz never mind the fact that rape, sexual abuse, sexism and like meanness towards the opposite sex and sexual harassment and being a stalker and all that nasty crap. It only exists when it happens to women. How's that equality working working out for you? Nobody looks at it as rape because if it happens to a man, if it if rape happens to a man, nobody cares. Like all men are rapists. All men are pigs. All men want sex. So how is it rape when it only happens to dudes? Picture this. You're in bed trying to go to sleep and your wife's horny. You know, that's shocker. I know. She starts following your junk and she's like, "You want to fool around and the second you give her that classic 304 line?" "Uh, not tonight, honey. I'm I'm not in the mood. I've had a long day and I got a long day tomorrow. I'm dead tired. Can we Can we [ __ ] later?" Oh, you told the woman no. Well, you're going to hear a mouthful of that. Why? Cuz I'm fat. Because you're [ __ ] another chick behind my back. Isn't it? Are my tits not big enough? You [ __ ] You piece of [ __ ] You don't care about my needs. And all while she's doing this, she's grabbing on your dick harder and harder, pressing her tits into your back, doing everything she can to make you so hard and you can't focus. And once that happens, it's like, well, now I got to take care of it. [ __ ] But if you try pulling that crap with her when it's gender reversed, you're never going to hear the end of it. Why? Why? Cuz my dick's not big enough or my muscles not big enough? Are you like cheating on me with my buddy Chad? She's going to look at you and go, "You got told no. Deal with it, you pussy." And if you try forcing it upon her, well, that's rape. And we can't have none of that nonsense. Sacrificing your entire life on the altar of corporatism. That certainly sounds empowering to me. You serious? Let's weigh these two things together, shall we? And ladies, please keep your feet off the scale because you're gravitationally challenged. On one hand, you have the mirage. where the man will work himself literally to death to provide and protect you and his children. And all you really got to do is keep his belly full and his bowls empty and perhaps clean the house once in a while and you are good. And because of the nagger tax, there's an A in that word. This has never been easier or less timeconsuming. He's right, you know. What do you say to this? That's unpaid home labor. That's slavery. Unpaid. How is this unpaid home labor? Unpaid home labor. So like him providing you a house, bringing home the bacon. You can't afford it, but your wife is like, "Honey, I want to go to the salon and get my hair done. You have a couple extra bucks I could borrow so I can go to the salon and drink morning mimosas with my [ __ ] female friends and talk about all the [ __ ] we hate. It's like unpaid slave labor my ass. She's giving you those cute [ __ ] me puppy dog eyes. You're like what do you want a new handbag? Well, how much is it going to cost? $4,000. Okay. You want a bag that costs $4,000? I want a medium rare steak cooked to bloody greasy perfection every night with an ice cold beer and a [ __ ] afterwards. It's not going to happen for me. So, what makes you think? Here's a thought. You're a strong, independent, brave, and empowered woman. You want that handbag so bad. You go out, get the job, and pay for it. Of course it is stupid. You're so stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because if you were just doing that, the mortgage and the bills would be paid by themselves, right? Meanwhile, over 90% of workforce deaths are men. When was the last time you heard about one of these fat [ __ ] womalos getting murdered by the soap opera show on her TV? Oh, that's right. I didn't think so. Space Ghost. Check, please. You are not unpaid, ladies. You are kept. There's a big difference there. But you have to put your career first because feminism says so. And if you want to be a housewife, well, you know, you're just brainwashed. Yeah. Because all of these women educators have been pushing you to be housewives, right? No. But you keep going and punching that clock, honey. You tell us and show us how empowered you are. Go ahead. Waste your good years working for these faceless corporations. I'm sure it's going to be great because you know they're loyal to you and they can't fire you for no reason at all. Right? Because that's how you fight the patriarchy, ladies. So, you kind of vote to make it bigger and give it more money and then make it more powerful because that's going to work out. Not only will these ladies pursue this career all the way to box wine and catland, they now think any job is a career. Of course it is. Don't believe me? They are actually voting to force fast food restaurants to pay a living wage. Well, they should pay a living wage, but that's just my opinion. That's not actually a career. It's called the last stop of your dignity. Being an entrepreneur used to mean you had your own business that you built yourself. Now it's called spreading your business lips on the internet for less than the cost of a Big Mac. And the best part is this. Wait for it. These entrepreneurs still think they're gonna get [Applause] married. No, they're not. Only Fans model shares five reasons why adult creators like herself are marriage material. Cuz nothing screams like, "Yeah, I want to marry this swag and make her mind like every guy on the internet has seen her business and spunked off to it. No, thank you. And because doubling down on stupid isn't enough, you want to triple down on stupid with a boss babe attitude. H because that is you can be a boss babe without being stupid about it. I'm just saying attracts a good man. Right. Wrong. And even though you put your career first, you're envy. The whole she wants a good man [ __ ] Women will spend, wait for it, their 20s and 30s chasing after [ __ ] because she wants the bad boy. Spoiler alert, ladies. He's not a bad boy. He just treats you badly. There's a difference. And when you constantly go after dudes who treat you like [ __ ] when you're highmaintenance, bipolar, insufferable, etc. Dudes are only going to stick around for one thing, and that's what they can get between your pants. And then when it doesn't work out, you'll sit there with your mom or your other friends or anyone who's stupid enough to listen to you nag them about your how shitty your dating life is. And it's like, here's a thought. This is why they say dating sucks. Dating is hard for a number of multit multitudal reasons. And if every guy you date's a [ __ ] [ __ ] well then spoiler alert, you're a [ __ ] for guys who treat you like [ __ ] So you have no reason or room to complain. That would be like giving your dog a biscuit every time it craps all over your carpet. That's a good boy, Photo. Because I guarantee you, if men do the same exact thing, you know, we get told, "We'll stop dating slots, gold diggers, and [ __ ] who treat you like shit." Women, on the other hand, get told, "It's going to be okay. You You'll find a a a good guy someday, right?" Probably not. I've watched it happen multiple times. Women that do not give me a chance because my trolls are [ __ ] or Josh's teeth are rotten and disgusting. Or Josh is an alcoholic or Josh has a beer gut or Josh is going bald. Or Josh's trolls are [ __ ] [ __ ] and then complain because every guy they date's an [ __ ] Truly unrehensible. And if she don't want you, her loss. Men are the prize. We are the providers. There is not a woman out there bad enough to tame you as a single dude. Men are the prize. We are the providers. Get over it. And if men were not the providers and the prize, then you wouldn't see women bitching about it on social media. But Josh, men [ __ ] about not having a girlfriend, too. Yeah, they do. And when men [ __ ] about not having a girlfriend, we get called incelss, [ __ ] creeps, and losers. We get told to just suck it up, buttercup, and deal with it, you [ __ ] Women [ __ ] about it. They don't get They don't get told you're a lesbian. You probably hate men. You're probably a fem cell and a raging [ __ ] No, they get coddled. It's going to be okay, sweethearts. Do you want a cigarette and tell me all about your problems? Do do you need a cigarette? Is that would that help? Would that help you just deal with all your problems? Is usually almost always a man. News flash, ladies. You don't need a highpowered career to get a good man. No, you don't. Because why Terrence Pop? Because men do not care. Men are simple creatures of habits. Uh, we do not care if the woman we're dating has a high powered career or a career at all. Period. Because men are expected to pay for everything. And unlike women, if men are told to do something, we just go along with it. You try to [ __ ] and complain, we get told, "Well, yada yada yada. You're not a real man. Check your male privilege. You're mansplaining." Uh, accuse a man of mansplaining and you can't say [ __ ] except Yeah, well, you're nagging me to death. Did you Did you just drop the n word? What? Nagging? Yeah, I did. You [Laughter] [Music] naggers. It's like, well, gee, you wonder why what makes women and men tick. And the second we try to [ __ ] about it or have a conversation about it, we get told we're either nagging you to death or we're just manplaining. The best part of it is is that when women are so pissed off at you, they give you the silent treatments and the [ __ ] because we have a communication problem. [Applause] Is that you ask? It's because we don't care. Any dude willing to tie one on with a chick for the long term probably wants to have a family. Terrence Pop said it best. If I'm willing to settle down with a chick and put up with her psycho [ __ ] for long enough more than just a oh baby we're having you know what I'm saying? And that's kind of the the thing of it. You want to find a woman that's easy enough on the eyes, easy enough to talk to. You know, I get that women are going to be [ __ ] and emotional creatures of habit. It's what they do best. It's kind of like how men are [ __ ] who are controlled by our brute strength, you know. And if women were not tougher than men, you wouldn't throw a [ __ ] fit when a dude beats the [ __ ] out of you. You wouldn't be throwing a [ __ ] fit when these trans people are beating the [ __ ] out of their fellow females. and it's seen as unfair or that's messed up or oh come on they started off as a life as a dude that's kind of messed up. So my solution to this is to give trans people their own sports leagues. Imagine for one second women fighting for equality since the 1960s to have their own [ __ ] sports leagues just to have a bunch of biologically gendered male turning themselves into chicks. Lewis air quotation will screaming at us that biology is not defined by genitalia or any of that [ __ ] But you have to call him a female now because they have fake tits, right? And he doesn't want that family raised in daycare. No, I don't want to start a goddamn family until I build my clock tower dreamhouse. I drink to that. If by some miracle in the crazy next couple of months, maybe sometime this summer, your boy Cobra wins the lottery and I pay my dad off of this sweet house. And I built my clock tower dreamhouse, people are going to [ __ ] bricks. Cobra actually did it. Well then, according to this state investigation, a worker didn't find little Anthony right by the door. No worker even realized he was missing. A stranger found him near these rocks just off Lupier Road. All of those daycare workers. You can suck and [ __ ] your way all the way up to the top of the corporate ladder behind his back. And who knows ladies, one day you too could be the vice president. Screen five. And I know I just pissed off the whole herd of walos. I can hear the screeching from here. And I know exactly how you're going to cope. Say it with me. These women aren't sucking and [ __ ] their way up the corporate ladder. It's because men won't give out promotions without sexual favors. Only if you're not qualified. Screen five. That was a good one. That hurt. Uh, all of this goes out the window once you find that man you want to rob blind. I mean, date. So, exactly my point. It all goes out the [ __ ] window when you want to find a man to [ __ ] for his resources. You see what he did there? Like, oh, maybe if she sucks your dick, you might buy her a purse. But these women are totally not doing the same thing with their bosses at their job. And the point being is women are more than just a sexual favor in my personal opinion. And I also think that sex is kind of overrated. Remember that victim when it's convenient and the empowerment when it's convenient. This is never more obvious than when modern women try to date. And that leads us to the next group of classic mistakes. They embrace modernity. But this is just like feminism. They embrace modernity when it benefits them. But it's the same thing with the trans people. They only embrace gender as a concept when it benefits. They them go to traditionalism when it doesn't. Go ahead and ask one of these boss babes out on a date and tell her you're going Dutch and then let me know how it worked out for you. Tell me what is the biggest turn off on the first date for you. I'll go first. When the bill comes and I suggest spitting the bill and he accepts my offer. Oh my [ __ ] god. So you have a woman on Tik Tok bitching and complaining saying the biggest turnoff for her on a date if she offers to split the bill and the man takes her up on the offer. Really? Okay, let me just break this down in the most based way possible. If he offers to pay for the entire bill and you're not having it, he's probably a sexist who can't handle a woman's take on the situation. If he doesn't pay for it, let you pay for it cuz you're a girl boss. You're stunning and brave. Good for you. You go, girl. He's a broke ass piece of [ __ ] with a small dick who doesn't know how to take care of a woman. And if you offer to [ __ ] pay for half the bill because you value her her her opinion. And with women, it's all about compromise, you're still upset about it. Like what? What? What? You know what I'm saying? Like what is that? You're turned off because you offered to pay for half the bill and the man accepted it because he's like, I don't want to fight with this [ __ ] Like you trying to give her a compromise. You're a pig. You try to pay for everything because that's what men are supposed to do. You're a pig. If you don't pay for it, you're a broke ass piece of [ __ ] Women who get [ __ ] because men just use them for their resources and then you do the exact same thing to them right back. I believe we call that hypocrisy. And what it boils down to is regardless of sex or dating, we have to be nicer to each other. Treating others the way you want to be treated. Shocking concept in today's society. I know that's small dick broke man energy, right ladies? This is how you know that you're talking to broke ass men when they have an issue to pay even for dinner. Are you joking me? Why is it that like if men have an issue with paying for dinner cuz they're broke, they're [ __ ] [ __ ] They're cheap skates. They're pigs. But she doesn't want to [ __ ] you because you took her out for drinks and some boxed wine. It's not much different. I'm like, you know what? We We're all just trying the best we can to make life happen. And men are not entitled to owe you [ __ ] And ladies, you're not entitled to owe us anything either. strong independent until that check comes across the table. Then all of a sudden, the man has to pay for everything. How sexist of you. I know, right? Pop. Oh my god. Terrence Pop said it. How sexist of you. Oh, wait. Sexism is only called out when men do it cuz it conveniently fits the narrative. Kind of like if George Floyd would have been white and shot by a black cop, nobody would have rioted in the streets. No, nobody would have like burned down an entire [ __ ] city over it because that's what totally solves violence, right? Being a bigger and more aggressive dick about it. And to be fair, yes, black people will get [ __ ] with by the cops more than white people. And it's disgusting. But that's all you focus on and all you do is make it about race and gender. And then [ __ ] because sexism and racism are a thing. I'm just like, well, if you want to end sexism and racism, stop making it start making it about power to the people and stop making it about frivolous differences. like, you know, gender, race, sexuality, how much money you have, black versus white, trans versus cisgender, gay versus straight, etc. Want to hear all why men always have to pay? Because women are the price. I'm not going. If women were the prize, uh, then why do you [ __ ] [ __ ] when you can't find a man and then try to make all your lady friends single because you're jealous they have a good man in their life? Because, you know, men are the prize, [Laughter] right? Why is it that [ __ ] women will keep their friends single because they're jealous? their female friendmy found a good man and then talk [ __ ] about them behind their back convincing them of this [ __ ] If women are the prize, you wouldn't try to make your lady friend single because she found a good man to provide for her and he's everything she's ever wanted and you can't find that. And then you want to come at me with this women are the prize [ __ ] And this video is probably going to piss a lot of people off. I don't care. What makes you think you're dating material, Cobra? Your teeth are disgusting. And what's your point? There are a lot of chicks who overlook my character flaws because they see what I'm really all about and be like, "Well, Josh has got a nice a nice, you know what, you know what I'm saying? And so it's like I'm not tipping. I'm not all my turn. I'm not your girlfriend. Okay. So if you're not my girlfriend, then why am I paying for everything? If you're the prize and you're saying, "Well, I'm not going to pay for shit." So you want to come at me like we're dating, but then like we're not. So why do I got to pay for everything if it's just a casual foodie date and it's nothing serious? You know, equality for these 304s is convenient when it fits their narrative, like Terrence Pop said. But the second that men demand the same equality because that's called gender equality. I know that's a [ __ ] to hear. Gender equality. Gender equality only applies to one gender. Huh. Well, that's kind of like this. What's the word I'm looking for? Inclusive thinking. It's not very inclusive if you only include one side of the arguments. That's all I'm saying. Don't suffer for me no more. I'm grown being a Oh, wait. What was that? What was that? What was this? Hold up to pay because women are the prize. I'm not going half. I'm not tipping. I'm not all my turn. I'm not your girlfriend. Okay. Okay. You're not my girlfriend. So why am I paying for everything? McDonald's don't suffice for me no more. I'm grown. being Oh, McDonald's doesn't suffice for her anymore. She's grown. Oh, good for you. Good for you, fellas. You find yourself a woman who's easy enough on the eyes, easy to talk to, and she likes fast food. Yeah, she's a keeper. Until you find out her personality, and it's like, well, Women who act like the first date has to be some like five-star dining experience are just like the [ __ ] men who act entitled to sex. And spoiler alert, when you give trashy, gold digging women what they want, they become entitled to that foodie date experience. And when you reward [ __ ] men with good [ __ ] they become entitled to sex. So the thoughts does not entitle you to free [ __ ] That's not equality or equity. Kind of sounds like [ __ ] You women who act like they're entitled to everything because they have a vagina while bitching because men do the same thing because they have a dick. That's also called hypocrisy at its finest. ing a free meal from a man because you're a woo man. It's kind of like walking into a jewelry store and demanding free rings because you have fingers. Well, it's also like if you're a woman and you expect to get a free meal because you're a woman, then you're no different than the man who expects a [ __ ] after the meal because he bought you food. Oh, are you just out of your mind? News flash, ladies. 51% of the gross population has baby snack sex and a pink pocket. You are not special. You are one of 3.5 billion and the fact you have a date makes you lucky. In current year, men are walking off the plantation. They're not even bothering with you because it's not marbage that's slavery. It's the godamn divorce. Damn right. Guess who gets I like how women can [ __ ] and complain because the minimum wage gap is sexis. The minimum wage gap is based off of time and money. Women can get time off from work because they're on their period or because they're pregnant. Men cannot do that. And that whole sexist argument about the minimum wage gap goes right out the [ __ ] window when she can divorce you and take all your [ __ ] and then make you pay her your money that you earned for the next 18 years of your miserable male life on top of her own paycheck which she gets and now she's making more money than you do. What was this argument about sexism? And it's gone out the window apparently. tied in a horse [ __ ] once. Those nine horse papers are filed. 85% of the time it's men suck and swallow. I'm sure you're good at that cuz you can't cook. But that leads us to the next classic mistake women make and that is listening to their friends. I mean frenemines. In fact, why is it that when women listen to their friends and they [ __ ] because their friends give them shitty advice, instead of blaming the shitty friends they have and the advice, it's just more convenient to blame men, right? One thing probably covers the entire list because we all know women keep women single. If one woman in a group or a gaggle of women gets divorced, it's just a matter of time before at least half of them get divorced as well. And you know, here's thing of it. If you're a woman and one woman in your friend group gets divorced or breaks up, you just look at her and laugh and go, "Sucks to be you." But then turn around and [ __ ] at her when she makes you single because you listened to her [ __ ] It's like coming together and like it's going to be okay. Cheryl, it's like what happened? What happened? Oh, Chad just broke up with Cheryl and she's having the worst time with it. So, you know what you do? You give your gal pal a makeover, you know, and you like deliberately make her look like she's hotter than everyone else. You swallow your your insecurities about the way you look and all that crap. And you know what you do? You take her out for tequila shots. And when you do that, you look at your friend Cheryl and go, "Fuck Chad. He's a piece of [ __ ] All men are pigs. You don't deserve that." And I'm like, "Yeah, if all men are pigs, then I guess all women are cunts." Oh, women hate when you call them that. Yeah, if I had a million dollars for every time I heard the a woman use the cword, I'd have enough money to build my clock tower dreamhouse. Metal Aocalypse is [ __ ] on. Did that piss you off? Make you want to call [ __ ] Well, too bad because every claim made in this episode has been sourced. So, go to redonulonulus.com and check out the truth for yourself. N let's be honest, being single when you're young is more exciting than being married. But long-term, which you women have a problem with, it's not fulfilling at all. Especially when that wall shows up on the horizon and you go into full-blown biological panic. Because here's the thing of it. If men are promiscuous, the worst we have to worry about is, you know, catching an STD or like starting a chick fight. Nah, but if chicks are promiscuous, the worst thing I have to worry about is bearing a child they don't want to give birth to, catching SDI, and pissing off their frenemies because they have somebody and they don't. So, women have a lot more to gain and a lot more to lose when it comes to sex and dating. Uh, and because women are the gatekeepers to sex, uh, they're allowed to have shallow standards that are just as shallow as men's, if not worse. And if you call out the hypocrisy, well, you're [ __ ] shaming. kind of like when women player shame you as a dude because they're secretly mad that you won't date them and they're just mad at everyone judging them for their past mistakes. So, they take it out on you of being a massive 304 hypocrite about it. And with that being said, the rest of this list is just being pretty straightforward. Next one up, catfishing. And I'm not talking about walking out with waiters on to go fishing. These are the ladies who spend thousands of dollars a year on makeup, deceptive clothing, and plastic surgery. We've all gone on a date with a woman in public who looks like this. But you wake up next to her in the morning and she looks like [ __ ] this. You want to talk about a coyote? I've seen uglier looking chicks, but good lord. Ugly situation. I am shocked I still have limbs. There's a reason why uh Whiskey Dick wasn't invented for a reason. Here's a nickel worth of free advice, dudes. Take her swimming and you don't have to put up with this [ __ ] And here's the funny part, dudes. These ladies, they want a real man. Screen five. Do you want a real man? Yet to attract a real man, you put on a fake person of makeup and Victoria's Secret push-up bras to make your tits look bigger than they really are. You put on like all these clothing to make yourself look like you have a figure, suck and tuck it in, etc. And it's like, you know what? What's going to hurt worse is that the man is being led into p being perceived. He's got this dime piece on his hand and then when he wakes up in the morning and all the makeup comes off and it's like, "Oh, what the [ __ ] did I stick my dick in?" Nope. When men try pulling this crap, women can't stand it. They're like, "But you were so much different in your profile picture." And it's like, well, h you want to find a real man? Find a man who doesn't care if you put on like 10 pounds of makeup. You want to find a real man, ladies? Find yourself a man who doesn't give a [ __ ] if you put on 10 lbs of makeup or a Victoria Secret bra to make your your chesticles look bigger than they already are. And you want to get mad at me for saying that, but it's the truth. Men are put underneath the same shallow standards as society puts towards women. It's just shaped different. Oh, your dick's not big enough. Well, you got a a dad bod or your biceps aren't big enough. woman, there's nothing in, on, or around your body that can't be purchased at Five Below. He's not wrong. I mean, you got women who are selling their bodies on Only Fans for 10 bucks a month. And all the dude has to do see it is pay 10 bucks a month. He doesn't got to put up with the [ __ ] the emotional drama, the stress. He doesn't got to waste his money taking you out taking you out on dinner just to not get any just to not get a piece of that punani. All he's got to do is [ __ ] pay 10 bucks a month and he can see it, jack off to it, be done with it, and be like, "Whoa, Bob's your uncle." Not as fulfilling. And the thing of it is when it comes to dating, when you put in like the work and effort to get what you want, you know, sleeping with a consenting alive, of age, cisgendered, non-related woman, etc. [ __ ] sickos. Is a lot more rewarding when you've put in the work to make it happen. And women control this market. Women don't got to pay for [ __ ] All they got to do is show up and say yes. And if they think you're attractive enough, they might give you a chance. Right. So, now we've broken this down scientifically, women will chase, men who treat them like [ __ ] throughout their early 20s and 30s. you know, the goodlooking dude or the the the dude who treats her like crap because she can fix him because, you know, vagina and [ __ ] And when that doesn't work because that good-looking dude realizes you're not attractive enough for him and uh you're a [ __ ] and he doesn't want to be around you. Oh, eventually she'll either end up being alone the rest of her life in boxed wine and can't land or she'll settle for a less attractive guys to baby trap them because her biological clock is drying up and all of her friends are having kids and everyone's giving her pressures about it. If you don't settle down soon, huh, you're not going to have anybody. And so eventually she'll settle for a less attractive guy to baby trap. Because let's face it, if you're an ugly ass dude and you got a smoking hot woman on your hands, all your guy friends are going to be like, "There's no way you're pulling that off." I wonder what kind of cologne he wears. Meanwhile, she's thinking, "Okay, if I sacrifice look points for this [ __ ] she can baby trap him." And now she has him by the balls. And if at some point she just decides she's sick of his [ __ ] she can make him, air quotations, pay child support to her, but then make him have child support custody. She pushed it out. So if you don't like it, well, tough tits. Yeah. It doesn't matter how hot the woman is, eventually some dude's going to get sick of her [ __ ] And that's what blows my mind about modern women. You don't think ahead. Ladies, piece of advice for you. If you want a real man, how about you try this one trick that's long forgotten? Be yourself. Catfishing is Holy [ __ ] Guys want the same thing when it comes to chicks. Just be yourself. If we like what you're laying down, we'll pursue it. If we're like, "Nah, you know, we'll politely back off." It's kind of like if you see a bunch of hot college chicks, they're at the mall, and they're all getting cinnabon talking about how fat they are, how much men suck, and men are pigs, and why can't they find a solid dude in locks in a 40some year old dude with no hair living in his mom's basement. He's got a gut bigger than his dick and he's sitting there picking Cheetos crumbs out of his belly button. And maybe to them he's giving off major Ted Bundy vibes, but he could be a really nice guy. You're just judging him by his by his appearance. He's like, "Hey, you want to come down to my mom's basement and play Duck Hunt? I got a Nintendo 64. We can make pizza rolls. He could be a really sweet guy, but you wouldn't know that, right? But when it's gender reversed, oh, you'll make all the excuses in the world to make your less attractive friend feel pretty because it makes you feel pretty about yourself. Case in point, you got your ugly, unattractive, morbidly obese, overweight friend. She's got no titties, no ass, a busted ass face. And then she just happens to be a psychotic entitled 304 on top of it who thinks she deserves the hottest guy in the world because she's stunning and brave. But when guys who who do the same thing do it, you're shallow pigs and society sets an unrealistic expectation for women. And not all women are going to be Mr. or Mrs. supermodel, whatever. Blah blah blah blah. She sees a chick across the bar that she really or he likes, whatever. You know, it's Hey, they might identify as an it. You don't want to mislabel their pronouns, you bigot. Your ugly, unattractive friend sees the hottest guy across the bar. She's too much of a [ __ ] chicken [ __ ] to shoot her [ __ ] So I grow a pair of titties and shoot your shot. Ladies, what's the worst that could happen? He tells you no. And one thing that women and men both have in common, you hate being told no. So you walk over to that guy and you're just like, "Yeah, so my friend really thinks you're cute, you know, and maybe he hasn't had any in a hot minute, so he's like, "Well, point me out to her." Oh, it's that one over there. Oh, Jesus Christ. What the [ __ ] is that thing? I mean, oh, I'm sure she's such a lovely person. Uh, in the back of his mind, he's like, "Ain't not enough. Ain't enough Jack Daniels in the world to make that one pretty." Jack Daniels helping ugly people get laid since the 1800s. There's a reason why it's called Whiskey Dick. And you know, you might say, "Oh, Josh, that's [ __ ] mean." But like, what happens when, you know, it's gender reversed. If a stupid hot chick gets blackout white girl wasted, and [ __ ] the ugliest guy in the room and doesn't remember giving him consent, wakes up in bed next to him, and she's not having it, it's automatically rape. Uh oh, when it's gender reversed. Oh, you're just the sweetest guy for giving an ugly chick a chance. She had the best time of her life. Can we do this again someday? And you're just like, no. How about no? Oh man, Cobra, that's mean. I don't care. Like how the trans community wants to scream violence when you're being misgendered. I'm like, "Excuse me, but if there were no violence involved, then it's not a violent act." Were they like taking a metal baseball bat, shoving up your ass against your consent, and then beating your face in with a shitcovered baseball bat while misgendering you? Because that's sexual assault, rape, and a violent offense. Wham. You can't define what gender is. Yeah. You expect everyone to respect your gender pronouns, right? Yeah. Direct opposite of a long con. Now, if you actually understood consequences, you wouldn't bother with all of this war paint [ __ ] And that's why next on the list, most of you flush your virginity. Whether you believe in it or not, ladies, and some of you don't cuz you're stupid. Virginity is real and it's very important. Virginity is not a myth created by men to empower our p nice. Don't believe me? Okay. So if virginity is if if if virginity is some [ __ ] patriarchical myth created to empower a man's penis, then what the [ __ ] is feminism created to belittle men and empower their empower women for their [ __ ] and their vaginas and their boobs and all that [ __ ] while screaming that she's more than just a woman because, you know, her boobs don't define her, right? If virginity is only a patriarchical myth created to empower men in their penises, then um feminism's created to empower women for their tits all screaming, "You don't have to have tits to be a real woman." And if that's the case, that would explain why we have trans people, right? The chicks who sold their virginity on eBay for so like you got a woman on eBay who sells her virginity at 19 years old for $3.9 million. Oh, screaming it's all about [ __ ] the patriarchy and men are just pigs. And yet you'll capitalize off that patriarchy when it makes you a little bit of cash or gives you what you want. When it pays off your student debt loans or buys you a cheap booty date and they get mad because men act like they're entitled to [ __ ] I'm like, god damn it. The hypocrisy is so thick you could cut it with a knife. millions of dollars. You know sex is important, ladies, because that is why you weaponize it. Yes. Oh yeah. Women are very good at weaponizing sex against men to get what they want. In fact, it's one of the four things women do to win arguments and manipulate the situation. If she is losing the argument and you know she's wrong and she knows that you're right, she will do four things to get you so [ __ ] mad, you you either smack her, call her a [ __ ] and once you've lost your [ __ ] you've already lost the argument. So, here's the thing of it, fellas. You sticking with me on this? cuz Cobra is going to teach you some things about how to argue with women. And uh ladies, if this pisses you off, I don't care. Four things that women do to win the argument. The first thing they do is I need to grab me a cigarette and possibly another alcoholic. No, this one's still pretty full. Okay, you know what? We're good. Four things that women do to win the argument. They have nuclear options one through four. Option number one, their emotions. You're not listening to me. Let me finish. You're being mean. Why are you yelling at me? You don't consider my opinions. And it's like, you don't understand how an argument works, you dumb 304 [ __ ] swagot [ __ ] It's called back and forth. I say something, you say something. My ex-girlfriend Jessica Bole was a perfect example of somebody who did not understand how conversation works. If that doesn't work, her next option is to threaten you with sex. Well, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to take away the [ __ ] You're like, go ahead. I went six years without [ __ ] YouTube. And what it taught me that sex is not a need. It's a want. And that sex is important to a certain degree. Otherwise, women wouldn't weaponize it. And when that doesn't work, she'll start bringing up [ __ ] you're insecure about. She'll start bitching and complaining about that. She'll insult your masculinity. So, let's see. She uses her emotions and sex and the [ __ ] you're insecure about to [ __ ] with you, you know? And then the fourth option is just her dogging on your masculinity straight forward. No hold back. You know what I'm saying? And when it when that doesn't work, she's so [ __ ] pissed off at you. She tried using her emotions to get what she wanted. That didn't work. She tried bringing up the past and the [ __ ] she was pissed off about that she didn't tell you about because you know that's how women are. It's a communication issue, right? So, if you were to tell me what you were pissed off about when we were having said fights instead of holding on to a small part of that argument and then just saving it for some Hail Mary attempt. And when that doesn't work, withhold the sex. When that doesn't work, bring up [ __ ] you're insecure about. Uh, and it's all designed to make you so [ __ ] mad you smack her or call her a [ __ ] And it doesn't matter what she said or did. She could have called you a small dick baby back [ __ ] She could have been like anything. It doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying? Like pissing off women and men is not exactly rocket science. So, let's repeat this. Her first go of attack to use her emotions. If that doesn't work, she'll withhold the sex. If that doesn't work, she'll bring up past [ __ ] that she was pissed off about. Like maybe like y'all had an argument like four weeks ago and she's bringing up that argument to try to like derail your argument and that doesn't work. Now it's pick on your masculinity. When that doesn't work and she gets so [ __ ] mad she smacks you or punches you in the dick, you know, because men are totally tougher than women. Otherwise, you wouldn't get pissed off when a man beats your ass. Even if it's in self-defense, just know if you stay calm and weave and dodge, you understand the four techniques that I've just displayed to you and don't let your woman get a rise out of you and when she [ __ ] snaps and hits you, pull the same [ __ ] you pull on that she pulls on you. We will discuss this when you're a lot calmer. And sure, she might call you a beta [ __ ] [ __ ] cuck. That's cuz you're not a real man. You're afraid to have a conversation. I'm like, no, I've just simply learned how women argue and think, and that makes me dangerous. And that is why ladies, when you And this is why when a man gets his ass kicked by a girl, he doesn't hit her back in self-defense cuz he's a good man who would never hit a woman. He gets called a beta [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] who got his ass kicked by a chick. And if some chick is just whailing on him and kicking the [ __ ] out of him, the second he hits her back, he's a piece of [ __ ] who hates women. Go [ __ ] yourself. And the best part about the whole thing is when you hear women say, "We want to be treated just like men." Go [ __ ] yourself. No, you want to be treated just like men while still being called like a female. You don't want all the [ __ ] that men have to go through. Just all the good [ __ ] that pisses off fem cells. You want to be able to hit men and get away with it, you know. And there are some [ __ ] women who are like that. And it's sad. And to be fair, I refuse to hate women just because my ex-girlfriend Jessica Bole is a [ __ ] [ __ ] I refuse to hate women just because my birth mother, my birth mother Laura is a psycho 304, who I watched my dad go through hell and back in divorce court proceedings. And even after my dad won custody of me and everything, she tried everything she could to get me taken away from my dad. And DFS would come over to my dad's house all the time in Montana back in the day. And DFS is like, "Well, Mr. Saunders, it's clear that your son is in a safe, happy, and loving home. If you could get like Lauren to quit calling us, that'd be great." And that's what scares me about women is that once you realize you have a good man and you [ __ ] it up and then you suffer the consequences for it, you'll do anything you can to ruin his life because you can't admit your own [ __ ] mistakes. Entitlement at its finest. Attack a man who doesn't agree with you, you go after his sexual prowess. You have a small penis. You're gay. You're an incel. Shut up. It's easy to point a finger and say all you want is sex. Especially when you're the ones benefiting from it. Exactly my point. It is easy for women to point a finger at men and say all men want is sex when you're the gatekeepers to it. All you got to do is show up and say yes. Say it with me. Emotional damage. And that leads us right into the next one. You ignore biology. You spend your 20s getting ragged, tagged, and shagged by every dude you desire. And of course, all Oh, you know, like all these women who spend their early 20s chasing the bad boy because the first thing you hear her say is, "I can fix him." No, you can't. News flash, ladies. Do you want to date a man who's constantly trying to change you? Maybe your tits aren't big enough. Maybe your stomach's too fat. Or maybe you you know what I'm saying? Like you got Chewbacca [ __ ] going on down there. He's like, "You want me to eat that out? Huh? You should shave that shit." No, you'll never hear the end of it because you know what she'll say? If you love me for who I am, you'll accept me for who I are. It's called unconditional love, you pig. Right? And when you're entitled to this crap and you're bipolar and high maintenance, most men are not going to stick around for the long term. They'll use you for a place to dump some [ __ ] and get their o babies off and then they're done with you. And then you'll [ __ ] to anyone who will listen. All men are [ __ ] All men are [ __ ] Well, if you're a [ __ ] who gives it out to anyone that treats you like [ __ ] and then complains because every guy you date's a [ __ ] [ __ ] spoiler alert, you're easy and you're attracted to men who treat you like [ __ ] Oh, he's not a bad boy. He just treats you badly. There's a difference. This happens while you're focusing. Well, think about this for a second. Let's say there's a woman out there who finds this one guy super attractive, but he just doesn't see her like that, and she has to watch him go through all these horrible women that treat him like [ __ ] and he'll complain about it to her. And then she's like, "Well, I would be so much better for you than all those other bitches." It's like, "Well, I just don't see you like that. We're just friends. She'll [ __ ] and complain because men are shallow and why can't I have a chance? And then when you call it out, when you call out the hypocrisy like you see it, you can't call her a fem cell like women do to us men. You know what I'm saying? You can't because you got told no, deal with it. And like you cannot change people who are horrible. It doesn't matter if you're a woman or a female because eventually you know what happens to a All these [ __ ] men and these stuck up 304s who treat men like crap and vice versa, they wind up alone and miserable either in boxed wine in cat land or in a male's case, cheap beer and a dog. It's like, Bill, I haven't seen you in a while. How you been? I'm doing good. I got me a female dog. This [ __ ] has been more loyal to me than anyone. Watch what I taught her to do. Okay, Sally, fetch daddy a beer. Holy crap. You You trained your female dog to crap in the toilet like a human being and fetch you a beer. That's one smart dog. It's like, if you don't mind, I'm going to sit on the couch with a cheap box of Little Caesar's pizza and some like Bush Peach Light. I'm going to watch Home Improvement and I'm going to scratch my nuts and I'm going to give my dog a slice and I'm [ __ ] golden. But fertility is not God. It is definitely finite. That's the truth. Fertility is a [ __ ] At some point, men will lose the ability to get an erection and they got to take the little blue pill. You know what I'm saying? And it's sort of the female equivalent to uh losing the ability to have kids. And once that wall hits and you didn't have kids and now you're sitting in your chair drinking beer or drowning yourself in boxed wine and Gilmore Girls, you got no one to blame but yourself. You treat others the way you want to be treated. You treat people like [ __ ] And you act entitled to dick, [ __ ] and a foodie dates. and the [ __ ] because you can't find anyone. Holy [ __ ] You ladies will be out of eggs by 38 and you'll hit the wall at zero eggs per hour. And if you want to pull a Cameron Diaz and drop kids at 52, say goodbye to your retirement fund. But you have the delusion of abundance and you refuse to let it go. Just because men sexually desire you does not make you wife material. Oh, that's what I'm saying. If women are overly sexualized in our society, which is complete [ __ ] and it's unfair to women, I'll give you that. That doesn't make you wife material because women are more than just sex, you know? So, if you sit there and think, well, you're wife material because you're great at giving sex. Stop being so degrading towards yourself. That is one of the Because news flash, if men act like this, you know, like I got some big ass biceps, I got a huge [ __ ] If I acted like I was entitled to [ __ ] because I'm a YouTube celebrity and I got parts that women find attractive, women would call that entitlement. this classic mistakes women make. You confuse sexual desire with value. It's apples and or No, you cannot con that. That's just it. My whole point, Terrence Pop. Thank you. If women are more than just sex and then women confuse sexual desire with wely material, I'm like, right. So, like there are plenty of women out there who would give you a chance. You know, maybe she's not the prettiest, but she's pretty enough to get the job done. And when she's easy enough to talk to, you find yourself with a woman that's got cool points. And uh speaking as a dude, if she's hot enough to [ __ ] and she's easy enough to talk to and her, you know, her personality doesn't completely suck dead mongoose dicks, color me satisfied. The biggest problem with this is if a woman desires a man with huge biceps, nobody says [ __ ] But if you desire a woman who's got the uh hourglass figure with big old round double D titties and a nice juicy little ass. Oh, you're a [ __ ] typical male pig. And it's like, don't call me a pig. What if I identify as a human? Quit assuming my pronouns, you bigot. Is ladies or peaches and bananas? They're all fruits, but they're not the same. Not even close. And it's because you have this mindset, you make the next classic mistake women make. You spend your 20s trying to tame that bad boy. Let's go, Pop. Let's go. Spend a large chunk of you. And we've already discussed this. Holy crap. We've already discussed this. You spend your earlier 20s trying to tame the bad boy. And we've already discussed this to great length. He's not a bad boy. He treats you badly. There is a difference. You cannot [ __ ] and complain because every guy you dates a piece of [ __ ] when you deliberately go out of your way to date men who treat you like crap. And I know what you're going to say, but I don't. Okay, I get it. I get it. to a point. Yes, people will hide who they truly are until they think, "Oh, well, you're so sunk in the relationship and so desperate for the companionship that you're not going to break up with me." Right? Brings me to my next point. Stop being a simp. Sisters idolizing mediocre [ __ ] or [ __ ] idolizing mediocre penis. No amount of self-dignity is worth your happiness and your sanity. If your other half does not give you what you provide them and then some, then like why are you dating them? And like your selfrespect is more important than the respect someone else can give you. And when you live in a society that likes to preach about acceptance, tolerance, and equality, and you have to rely on someone else's opinion to validate your existence, that's got to be miserable. Up single mothers are alpha widows. And then you sit around and wonder, where have all the good men gone? Why won't anyone wife me up? I I think it was over a year I had a date. And then it's been several years since then. Wait for it. It might have something to do with the fact that you're a serial bad decision maker. You see consequences as oppression. And it's obvious as a single. The reason why single dads are able to pull it off a lot more than single women is because women know. They secretly know that they can take advantage of the political system we live in and then like if a woman gets pregnant, her needs are immediately met. There is no, oh, it's going to you, you know what I'm saying? Like women are they they're given all the options. All the options. They're told it's going to be okay. We'll figure this out. If he doesn't step up to the plate, he's a piece of [ __ ] Blah blah blah. Right. So, if men are scared shitless when they get a woman pregnant, we're told, "You should have put a condom on. You should have used birth control." But the second you try to suggest birth control to a woman because you don't want to get pregnant, she looks at you and says, "You could put a condom on." And it's like, if both sides are bitching about the same argument and neither side wants to cooperate or have compromise, then why date in the first place? Here's the best part of it. Dating does not make you a better person. We're all going to die alone. It does not matter if you have somebody or not. You either die alone knowing you never had kids, you never had anyone to call your own, and that nobody wants you. Wham. Or you die alone knowing you're leaving your Or you die alone knowing you're going to leave your grandkids, your kids, and your other half behind. Both sound pretty [ __ ] miserable. You lack impulse control, which adds up to a high risk of infidelity. How many of you dudes out there, and be honest in the comments, have stepped or attempted to step into the stepdad role only to come home from work and discover, "Oh, I tried that. I tried [ __ ] a single mom and uh never again because she would cheat on me and flirt with other dudes right in front of me. And here's the best part of it. Her kid started calling me daddy because I'm great with kids and I'm great with animals instead of taking it as a sign that, you know, Josh is a good dude and maybe I should like close my [ __ ] legs. And what happened after that? About two weeks later, she lost custody of her kid due to a [ __ ] incident that happened somewhere else. If I would have stayed with her for just long enough, I could have had her kid free and it would have been [ __ ] for days. Oh, they took your kid away. Oh, it's going to be okay. Oh, I would have put a condom on and been like, "Huh? You want me to have a kid with you? It's not going to happen. It's going to be okay, sweetheart. Oh, yeah. The state's so wrong for doing that. Even though you spent all day playing IMBU and only care about yourself. You know, it's totally the state's fault. The baby daddy's back and she's received three direct deliveries to the warehouse, if you know what I mean. Or you have the kids look you in the face and go, "You're not my daddy." Because let's be honest, dudes, that baby daddy is her alpha widowerower. You will always take a backseat to that child and him. And ladies, men know this. And if they don't, they The biggest problem is men are being told to accept responsibility for their actions and their consequences where women on the other hand don't have don't have to expect or anything. You know, like women do not have to like acknowledge their mistakes. Women do not have to take responsibility for their actions because that's sexist. How dare you expect a woman to, you know, human up and be like, "Well, I [ __ ] up. Here's what I got to deal with." You know, their gut and I'll tell them, "Trust your guts, dude. Single mothers are not worth it. Caveat that. You know, single moms are not worth it. You're absolutely right. Unless you're a single dad and then you and your kids get along with her and her kids and it just works out. There's a difference. You didn't ask for that. You didn't because this is what I've said on my YouTube channel multiple times. Single moms should try hooking up with single dads. It just works out better in the long run. Unless you know your other half is looking to start a family and it's like, well, there you go. You already got one pre-programmed, you poor bastard. You're going to get some sympathy from me. Whatever I can milk out of this black dead heart. Yeah, if you're a single mom because your dad, your baby daddy or whatever died, you know, that's rough. You didn't ask for that. But if he's a piece of [ __ ] that treats women like crap and doesn't respect you or ex or or like accept his own consequences for his own responsibilities, it's not much, but it's the butt segments. Yeah. A to their count. That's a nice butt segment. Yeah. Five. And ladies, if I'll tell them, trust your guts, dude. Single mothers are not worth it. Caveat that. widows. You didn't. No, they're not. And uh if you're great with kids like I am, trust and believe I could slay single mom [ __ ] like it was shooting fish out of a barrel. Well, you wanted me to stick around and help me raise your mistakes. Not happening. That's how you get her pregnant. And it's like, well, [ __ ] that. You didn't deserve it. You're going to get some sympathy for me. whatever I can milk out of this black dead heart that I have left. It's not much, but it's the thought that counts screen five. And ladies, if you didn't make this next classic mistake, you wouldn't be a single mother. You have no understanding of consequences. When you spend your 20s living in the moment, please don't be shocked when you're north of 35 living off box wine. Actions have consequences. Boxed wine. It's not oppression. It is reality. And that is a reality men have to face every single day of our disposable, expendable lives. Unlike you, men are only valued when they provide something. You know, that whole women and children first thing kind of shoots a hole in that oppression argument now, doesn't it? I bet you that those ladies and children floating away to safety on lifeboats felt totally oppressed. Stand back, I say, or I'll shoot you all like dogs. But I can't be surprised that you believe all this. No, men are only valued in society by how tough we are and what we can provide for women. Kind of like how women are only valued in society for how pretty they are and how much sex they can give out. And the second they do give it out, they're somewhat ashamed, but if they don't give it out, you're a cockis. And I'm like over the [ __ ] [ __ ] Because of the next classic mistake. You will straight up lie to maintain your social status. The Ash experiment proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt. You will go along to get along even if you know it's wrong. And that is how the tunes got their foot and dicks in the door. It's not like you don't understand you're lying. You just don't care because you directly benefit from it. You notice how most of these classic mistakes women make revolve around two tenants. One, dishonesty. Number two, willfully believing the propaganda. And we know you don't really believe it because one minute you'll scream about a gender pay gap and the next you'll brag about owning more homes than men. Yeah, the gender wage pay gap. Women will complain cuz it's sexist that men make more money. But the second you're able to divorce a man for the entire [ __ ] house for every car that he owns and make him pay child support payments while she can live off of those benefits and make you have to take care of the demon spawn while you're all getting your [ __ ] 304 slot C railed out by the next dumbass who's dumb enough to stick it inside of you. No, thank you. Funny how it's sexist when it only goes against what women want. Very convenient, YouTube. Very, very, very convenient. The best way to avoid all this [ __ ] YouTube, is to uh use protection and uh treat others the you want to be treated and that women are more than just the sex that they provide and that men are just more than the foodie dates or the money they provide. Shocking concept. Which is it? But time marches on and these feminists, well, they get older and inevitably the lies, deceit, and propaganda blows up in their fate. And what happens when older female feminazi man-hating feminists get older and they can't find a man? They either go lesbian or become a bitter single old woman who hates men. And then they see the hotter, younger chicks coming out. They're fresh out of college. They're 21 and up. They're fit, firm, feminine, and faithful. The four Fs. They get jealous. So they go, "No." So what do they do? Because they couldn't find someone, they corrupt you into believing their [ __ ] So you can go through the cycle yourself. And then when you [ __ ] [Music] because when you [ __ ] because you can't find a man in your 20s, but you spend all day every day listening to this female patriarchical hating [ __ ] And it's like, okay, why is it that women hate the patriarchy, but then they will have no problem supporting it when it benefits them? And I'm like, that's kind of [ __ ] dude. Like, you'll constantly hear women scream about [ __ ] the patriarchy and this and that. And I'm like, you want to [ __ ] the patriarchy so bad? Why don't you pull my dick out and start sucking it and see where it gets you? And if you're only being nice to people because of what you can get out of it and what benefits you the most, well then you're a piece of [ __ ] regardless of what gender you are. Metal Aocalypse is on. Some of them actually feel regret, like the creator of Sex in the City. Too little, too late. You You want to talk about misleading? When I was a horny ass teenager watching TV, I saw it in the listing and it was just like sex in the city. What is this? Are we going to see some [ __ ] and tits? No, it's a bunch of middle-aged women bitching and complaining about men while sleeping around and drinking martinis. You get through like one or two episodes and you're like, "This ain't sexy. This ain't porn." And then you quit watching it. Well, if you're a teenage male watching Sex in the City, stop it. It's like, you want a [ __ ] to figure out your situation there. Sex in the City writer Candace Bushnell at 60 years old admits she regrets choosing a career over having children as she is now truly alone. And I'm like, you know what? Women shouldn't have to choose between a career and having a family. That's just how biology works. So if you want to call anyone sexist, it's mother nature. They brainwashed two generations of chicks. And when you dropped the ball, guess who picked it up? The Kardashians. What can go wrong? Or you have the more common flip side. They smash through that wall and they realize it's all [ __ ] and lies. But misery loves company, so keep it going. Here's your cat food. Don't touch me there. This is my no. Why else would feminism have embraced the fat positivity movement? And here we [ __ ] go. I should have given people a warning. I'm going to be a little bit of an [ __ ] when I do this video response. And I don't give a [ __ ] what you think about me and what I have to [ __ ] say. I'm sick and tired of women and men treating each other like [ __ ] and acting entitled to everything because you either have a penis or a vagina. It's [ __ ] stupid. And then you treat other people like crap on the dating scene. You accept no consequences for your shitty behavior or for treating women and men like crap because it's it's all the other side's fault. And this is exactly how female/inscel culture breeds life. They don't actually think you're beautiful. They're fizmizing you and talking. That's what it is. Every chick out there has had a fat day where they're like, "I feel fat and gross." And because of how disgusting our society is. Here's the thing of it. If you're into fat chicks, go for it, man. Long as she's of age, alive, consenting, and nonrelated, I don't give a [ __ ] outside of what you do with your life because [ __ ] sickos. Body positivity is a good thing because it affects both genders, but it's only called out when it happens to women. Uh, why? Because women are overly sexualized in our society. Oh, [ __ ] This idea of, "Oh my god, you're a fat, disgusting, hairy piece of [ __ ] dude who drinks too much beer and loves his pizza, bacon, cheeseburgers. Don't judge me." It's like, well, you want to [ __ ] that supermodel, you better cut down on your cigarettes and your beer and pizza and bacon cheeseburgers and go [ __ ] yourself. It's like, oh, you want to you want to [ __ ] that supermodel, you better quit eating bacon. And I'm like, what? No offense to women, but I love bacon more than I love sex. Sue me, cuz bacon's never broken my heart. behind your back, which is way more. And that's the thing of it. Terrence Pop's kind of a dick for saying it, but knowing how shallow our society is and how women and men are expected to have the perfect body. Women do not like dealing with competition. So, if they see a a woman who's prettier than they are getting more attention, it pisses them off. so that they can sit there and like encourage you as the heavier set friend to feel good about yourself. Women don't care. They look at you as I can feel make myself feel prettier. So next time I'm having a fat day, I can just look at the person that I'm trying to be nice to and be like, "Oh, at least I'm not as fat as she is." Oh jeez. knowing how shallow society is, knowing every woman goes through this struggle of we got to look a certain way to feel pretty about ourselves. And it's like, you don't got to look like anything, dude. This is what kills me about like women and the [ __ ] trans movement and all this political [ __ ] [ __ ] is you're totally buying into the crap you're bitching against, you know? like, oh, you shouldn't have to feel pretty about yourself or accepted because society says you're lesser than. If you're a good person and you treat others the way you want to be treated and you don't go out of your way to be a jerk to people, who [ __ ] cares? And what kills me about the hypocrisy of this is that you'll literally see a 500 pound plus woman go after a dude who's got like six-pack abs and if he's not having it, he's a shallow pig. So it's like, wait a minute, you're allowed to have standards and I'm not? That seems kind of hypocritical and it's supposed to be about gender equality. Kiss my ass. And you think men don't have that moment. Us men, you know, we haven't had [ __ ] in a couple months. We're feeling kind of depressed because society puts way too much pressure on women and men to date and have sex and do their thing and just have the perfect body and the perfect life. And if you can't achieve it, you're seen as less than. And when you are achieving it, everyone gets jealous and tries to ruin it because people are evil hairless monkeys. Right. Body positivity movement. But here's OM. You know what I'm saying? Like the thing about Ompic in my personal opinion, it's a wonder drug. If you are severely overweight and you have diabetes and you have a trouble, you know, like I'm not going to give people [ __ ] for eating food because regrettably food is delicious. I like alcohol. I like my cigarettes. So, I'm one to talk, right? [Music] They make food as delicious as they possibly can and they bully you because you enjoy it. It's like they glamorize food new from Taco Bell. The toasted cheddar blah blah blah and you're like, "Yes, toasted cheddar chalupas are back at at the bell. Sweets. New from Taco Bell. The toasted cheddar bacon quesalupa supreme with your choice of beef, cantina chicken, or steak loaded with bacon and supreme toppings. Like, okay, let's go to McDonald's and order our deep fried Big Mac. And I'm like, eating food doesn't make you stunning and brave. It makes you human because we all love food, you know? And the same the same body positivity movements because the second they scream healthy at any size and all bodies are beautiful, everyone else tries to get on board with that because it's a beautiful message that we shouldn't judge each other based off the way our bodies look. You know, we get told, "Well, that's just thin privilege and you don't get to have, so you're going to exclude me from your movement while screaming that it's not inclusive enough if I don't value your opinions." Why does that sound familiar? Get to the men in your life. I'm just giving you an FYI there. No, it's not true. and they realize it's all [ __ ] and lies, boy. Cuz like women are women hate competition, you know? That's just it. Women [ __ ] hate competition. Women hate competing with other women for attention. Men don't give a [ __ ] We're just like, "Well, if that's what the the the hot guy is all about, well, [ __ ] him. I want to do my own thing." Israel loves company, so keep it going. Here's your cat food. This is my no. Why else would feminism have embraced the fat positivity movement? Because a lot of people are shallow. There are some dudes who are into fat chicks and that's [ __ ] all right in my book, man. And then there were some dudes who were and you know like that's the thing of it. I feel like that's a blanket statement because there were some dudes who haven't been laid in so long that they just they quit giving a [ __ ] It's like you shouldn't have to lower your standards because you're feeling lonely. And that applies to both women and men. Ah, they don't actually think you're beautiful. They're fomizing you and talking. And you know that you know Terrence Pop is right because how many times have you heard women they go to a [ __ ] store to try on a dress and they're like, I look so fat in this dress. Meanwhile, there's a [ __ ] chick walking by the clothing store which you're trying it on and she's looking at you like, "I wish I was as skinny as her. She looks so amazing." And it's like, stop comparing yourself to other women. You want to want to know why women are so [ __ ] miserable cuz you're constantly in competition with men and other women. And then you want to [ __ ] because society hurt my feelings. [ __ ] behind your back, which is way more [ __ ] Oh, women do talk [ __ ] behind their each other's backs. That's the [ __ ] truth. Cheryl shows up to the mall with her gal pals and she's showing off the top and she looks good in it. You know, it's some like high-end name brand expensive [ __ ] clothing. [ __ ] a $500 top she got for 50 bucks cuz it was on clearance. All of her friends are secretly jealous they didn't cop the deal that she had and she looks good in it, which makes them even mad. And the second she gets up to use the bathroom and she's away from the friend group, you're going to hear all these [ __ ] 304ers go, "She looks so fat in that dress. Oh my gosh, she is such a slut." All screaming how they're sick and tired of everyone [ __ ] shaming women. I'm just like, yeah, I'm starting to figure out why women are so [ __ ] miserable. men in your life. I'm just giving you an FYI there. No, it's not. Why else would feminism have embraced the fat positivity movement? They don't. They embrace it because of two reasons, Mr. Terrence Pop. One, women hate competition. They know our society is shallow and that women are overly sexualized and that the body positivity movement only exists for women and not for men. And two, because they hate competition and they use a shallow society to their advantage to get more attention. Because women thrive off of attention and drama and then [ __ ] when it bites them in the [ __ ] like a monled cobra. They think you're beautiful, they're fomizing you and talking [ __ ] behind your back, which is way more [ __ ] than the men in your life. I'm just giving you an FYI there. No, it's not true. That's impossible. Let's be honest, dudes. If she has cool points, she's full German, and she can cook up a good lasagna, you're going to give her the host. Space Ghost design is on. I've been that guy. Not going to say I haven't done it, but that lasagna was [ __ ] good. I'm just saying like sometimes you got to stick it to an ugly chick every once in a while to like realize, you know, hey, she's got cool points. Maybe she's not the prettiest, but she knows that uh most guys aren't going to chase after her because she's ugly, unattractive, or morbidly obese, or overweight, or she's got a busted ass face and has no titties and no ass. So, like less attractive people will work harder for it and actually appreciate what you're laying down. Uh, the same can be said for that nice guy you won't give a chance to because his trolls are [ __ ] or he comes off as creepy or he drinks too much and his teeth are disgusting. If I were to reject a chick because she had teeth as nasty as mine, I'd be labeled as a self-righteous hypocrite. And I'd be told, "You don't just respect. Her beauty is more than her teeth, you shallow pig. But when women do it, what can I do?" It's your own goddamn fault you didn't take care of your teeth, Cobra. You piece of [ __ ] Nice, delicious, and cheesy. Just like our kids when I was done with their screen. And the next classic mistake, these women who are alone, they will ride that [ __ ] to the grave. They live in debt. No savings, no forward thinking, just wham w cry baby, give me money. Because you're living in the moment. You're living your truth, right? Or to be logical about it, you're conflating feelings with reality. Kind of like feminism. And we're back. That's what I'm saying. If you want to confuse feelings with reality and you realize that biology and reality don't give a [ __ ] about your feelings regardless if you're straight, gay, trans, cisgendered, male, female, black, white, whatever. So what it boils down to is people need to be nicer to each other and treat others the way you want to be treated and stop abusing your political privilege to get ahead in life while bitching because people treat you like [ __ ] and do the same exact thing. But you can only live in debt for so long before you need a bailout and reality shows up knocking to collect the bill. So when that happens, let's just vote to make the patriarchy bigger so it will pay my student debt. You see how that's exactly what it is. Women who vote to make the patriarchy bigger and richer so the patriarchy aka men can pay for everything and then you don't have to pay them back or expect anything in return for them. You just got to show up and say yes. bitching about the problem while you contribute to it. What could go wrong? Like these [ __ ] women chasing bad boys in their [ __ ] 20s. We've already covered this. They're not bad boys. They treat you badly. There's a difference. What could go wrong? You're one of the nicest guys I've ever met. But I just don't see you like that. I'm sick and tired of all the crappy people that I date. [ __ ] you. that sounds. And I know what people are going to say as soon as they see this re this video response. They're going to give me [ __ ] about my ex crushes. They're going to pick apart my looks and call me a piece of [ __ ] Call me all these [ __ ] names. All the [ __ ] texts I'm going to get from this video response. It's like, "No one's forcing you to watch Cobra's videos. Oh, you [ __ ] insult. you d why is it and you know I'm right that women can [ __ ] about men all they want to and the second you say anything in response as a rebuttal or a adults conversation you're the problem you're a sexist you're a piece of [ __ ] you can't handle a strong woman's opinion and it's like no you can't handle being told no or having a conversation and then when that pisses them off so much they give you the silent treatment while complaining. It's all about communication and we don't communicate enough. So why you give me the silent treatment? Lay it out logically. Well, yeah. I don't know if you know this ladies, the government actually doesn't make any money. They steal it from all of the men who refuse to write a check against you. That is some 4D chess complicated revenge right there. Why don't you just suck the money out of his ball sack or his business lips? It's probably cheaper. Life is erased, ladies and gentlemen. And for women, that race is finding a good man to settle down, have children, and be protected for the rest of her life. Modern women think they can start this race 10 years after the starting pistol goes off. And this is the best part, gentlemen. Try not to laugh. They still think they're going to win. The 18-year-old woman who understands the five Fs has already won this race. And you you order those five Fs 10 years after the starting pistol goes off. And this is the best part, gentlemen. Try not to laugh. They still think they're going to win. The 18-year-old, the five apps, fit, feminine, friendly, and faithful. Woman who understands the five Fs. Because when women expect men to be fit, masculine, friendly, and ready to give her ready to give her kids, and faithful, no one says [ __ ] about it. Well, that's just what men are expected to do. You know, expect her to do it and it's sexism, right? The thing about men versus women is that men for the most part have realized their place in society and realize because women have more privilege in our society that they can't say [ __ ] without being attacked mercilessly. So we just accept it because men have realized you can be happy or you can be right. You already won this race and you you're in a cubicle at the starting line freezing your eggs. You're not going to win this race. You're not going to find the good man. What you're going to find Oh, that's too far. Suck my [ __ ] Leftovers. Because those 18-year-old women who knew the deal snagged up all the good men. If they're happy, they've probably already started a family. Why is that? Because they didn't listen to their friends. By the time you're laying down for your first IVF treatment, her kids are already 18 and they're looking fine. Oh, that's not right. Listen ladies, if you start popping kids at 2021, you can be the mil at 40 and it's not bad. You still have a lot of life in front of you at that point and you won't go through the rest of it alone. But for these modern empowered women after their third failed IVF treatment, 40 to 80 is a long [ __ ] time. And that right there is the consequences of your actions. And no amount of you living your truth is going to change that. Last classic mistake before we wrap this whole thing up. And this one is my favorite because as you all know, I myself in another life was a married man. I was born a pure black child. And this next one might just be the most annoying classic mistake women make. It starts with a V. And I'm not talking about the Bermuda Triangle down there. I'm talking about venting. Oh my god. And this is something that a lot of women who have already hit the wall, they long to do this. In fact, this is their main form of communication. If they couldn't complain, they And that's the thing that you think women want to listen to men complain about how hard they have it when they're being run through the rails and abused by society and overly sexualized. No. Oh, nothing to talk about. And if they didn't have double standards, they'd have something that a lot of women who've already hit the wall, they long to do this. In fact, this is their main form of communication. If they couldn't complain, they'd have nothing to talk about. So, and if they didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all. Screen five. We've all dated women who do this because all women do this. They will approach you, drop a mountain of negativity right on your lap. And this is the best part. They actually get pissed when you try to settle or solve the problem. You do have a nail. So wait, let me get this straight. You [ __ ] because you're sick and tired of certain things in your life. And then when you [ __ ] and complain about it, okay, if you don't want a solution to it, then why do you [ __ ] about it? What? You're telling me that women don't want a solution to the problem they're bitching about? Like they just want to [ __ ] and complain because they're pissed off and angry and PMSing. Well, you don't want a [ __ ] solution for it. Why the [ __ ] you bitching about it? Because logically with my male brain, if I'm bitching about something, I want it to stop or I want to find a solution for it. You don't see me bitching about my YouTube trolls and then being like, you know what I'm saying? And I'll talk a lot of [ __ ] on my [ __ ] YouTube trolls because I know how to psychologically manipulate these [ __ ] better than they do myself. your head. It is not about the nail. Are you sure? Because I mean, I'll bet if we got that out of there, stop trying to fix it. News flash, ladies. Men, we are logical creatures. We are creatures of action. When you come to us with a problem, we try to solve it. Especially if we love you. But you don't want a solution. You want to [ __ ] and get attention. Got it. You always try to fix things when what I really need is for you to just listen. See, I don't think that is what you need. I think what you need is to get the news. Hey, you're not even listening now. Okay, fine. I will listen. Fine. I know exactly what this is. You want drama. Whoever coined the phrase misery loves company was probably a dude who was sick and tired of his wife venting. Public service announcement to all of you ladies out there. If you need to vent, vent to other women. They understand your nature, not to us. You want a solution, take it to a man. See how that works? Dragging us down into the pit of despair along with you is nothing but absolutely selfish. That sounds really hard. It is. Thank you. Bottom line, all of the classic mistakes boil down to a simple vin diagram we've showed on the show in the past. You see this lovely set of tits here on the board. This is women and accountabilility. You notice how they don't intersect these nipples inside? These are the decisions women make. And this one here, this is the consequences they have to deal with. They avoid it like the plague. But then they have the audacity to claim that they are strong and independent. [Music] And why is that? Because they have a place to live, a car they can drive, and they pay their own bills. You know what that's called? It's called basic adulting. You're not strong or independent. You are simply ordinary. Ooh, I know that one's done. And that right there is one of the biggest classic mistakes of them all. Believing you're special and the rules of the universe don't apply to you. But once you smash through that wall, you're going to discover no you're not. Yes, they do. And all the while, long before you smash into that wall at zero eggs per hour, men have been warning you over and over again about what is coming. Well, it's only polite, especially if you're going to leave a three egg omelette on your face. Screen five. What was the response to all of these warnings? You're gay. You hate your mother. You can't get laid. W. We don't care anymore. You can see. I like how women can be like, "The second you don't agree with what they're saying, well, it's cuz you can't get laid while bitching that they're sick and tired of men using them for sex." I'm like, you're the gatekeepers to sex and you know that men are put underneath the same goddamn pressure to get laid as women are to give it out. So then when you use that as an argument to [ __ ] win the arguments, you're a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] off. all of the slurs you want, but it's not going to keep a man around, especially after breakfast when So, ladies, do me a favor. Share this video with your friends. Some of them might wake up, but I haven't had a hate mail episode in a while, and I can use the material. And we certainly need your support. So, please scan one of the QR codes below. send us a little loot so we can keep this whole thing rolling because as of current year and today we're up to 552 lives saved and that is too few dudes are selfdeing every day at breakneck speed based on these classic mistakes women are doing. Let's be honest, we have a whole list of our own and if you haven't seen that. So if men are committing suicide because nobody gives a [ __ ] about men's rights and all the crap women are doing, I'm like, "Stop blowing your brains out because some [ __ ] didn't want you or she raped you through the coals." The best revenge you can get is to do better than the person trying to [ __ ] you. Case in point, when I got a bunch of women rejecting me because, oh, you're creepy. or your trolls are [ __ ] Well, the best revenge I get is to ignore my trolls and ignore all the [ __ ] who don't give me a chance and be like, "All these people want to ride my dick. You're not hot enough to do it." No, it kills me because like if women get rejected by men, we're pigs. But with, you know, if they reject us, we better [ __ ] tolerated. Otherwise, we're pieces of [ __ ] who hate our mothers, right? Links below. With that being said, I think I'm done with you. Be gone. space goes when I was dating the one single mom and she admitted that one night when he was out of blitzed out of his mind on ambient he literally slept over to her place sight on scene walked in and [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her in the middle of the night and went home and she just let it happen. She's like, "Oh yeah, this is great." I'm like, "Yeah, I have all confidence in this relationship." Done.