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what do you expect social media when literally I made a post about Trump electing a woman for his cabinet and that basically proves that Trump doesn't hate women and I'm like if you're not a trump supporter then don't comment [ __ ] on my Facebook page dude because you're not going to convince me and I'm not going to convince you let me just scroll through here to my Facebook real quick so Trump picks Linda to be his secretary of the educational departments and this idiot literally commented I don't think anyone would say Trump hates every woman on earth he just hates women in general and I'm like I disagree because one one women are totally allowed to hate men and when you call them out on their hypocrisy you're a sexist and then they tell you to immediately check your privilege and I'm like you know what both sides need to check their privilege yeah both women and men need to check their privilege and uh I don't know be nicer to each other that's just my [ __ ] opinion look what I got oh pretty and I told this guy says no offense to women but if kamla Harris were to hate all men you couldn't call her out on it because then you'd be [ __ ] shaming and then you'd be a sexist and it's like [ __ ] that dude people just need to be nicer to each other that's all I'm saying ah look what joshy's got some Pink Champagne I might do a drink combo with some pink champagne and some Jack Daniels and a little bit of amaretto and call it a day man as far as Pink Champagne goes this is one of my favorites I don't care if it's pink real man could drink pink champagne and not give a [ __ ] what anyone thinks I'm secure enough with my masculinity and my heterosexuality that quite frankly I don't care nice girly drink and I'm like yeah [ __ ] you you're just mad cuz you ain't drinking on the champagne son I told this guy it's the truth of course you make a public post about Trump not hating women on Facebook and someone's got to insert their two cents and it's like okay first of all you're talking to king cobra JFS the king himself okay you don't tell me [ __ ] you little [ __ ] the second of all it's like if you don't like my opinion then don't don't watch on Facebook and quite frankly I'm sick and tired of people being like Trump's this Trump's that and it's like where's the proof If Trump is such a raging [ __ ] sexist and how come he's still married to his wife you know like what he hates women why because automatically he's white so automatically that makes him a racist and a sexist [ __ ] out of here I'm so [ __ ] tired of this [ __ ] where it's like okay you're white so automatically you're racist you're straight so automatically you're a homophobe and a transphobe and if you're male you're automatically labeled as sexist but don't you dare call out the other side for their [ __ ] no don't you do it because that makes you a toxic [ __ ] right hold on one second there it goes [ __ ] all of you Pink Champagne is exquisite YouTube and Corbell sweet Ros is this is Josh's pink water now you know what I'm saying oh [ __ ] okay if you not had Corbell sweet rose pink champagne it's a cheap champagne but it's delicious we live in a society where women are totally allowed to hate you because you're a man if you call them out on their [ __ ] you're automatically [ __ ] shaming or you're automatically a sexist and I'm like okay if you're sick and tired of men hating women but women are totally allowed to hate men all that's going to do is fuel the hate fire you know what I'm saying social media I'm not I'm not trying to be a dick because low key I am friends with a lot of chicks on Facebook and I love it ladies and it's like you know what why can't we just be nicer to each other not because we're getting laid or because we might get something out of it but because [ __ ] it's the right thing to do and as it sits women have more privilege in our society than men do you cannot talk [ __ ] about a woman without being cancelled unless that woman is deplorable and then yeah that's smelling like some good times about to happen man Pink Champagne a little bit of the [ __ ] juice and then we'll hit it with some amoretto splash of them this good stuff oh yeah yeah Cobra's potions classes in the session let's go perfect call out of drink combo man [ __ ] and I'm not here to pick on women or men because quite frankly I'm sick and tired of gender relations I [ __ ] about it all the time on my channel because it lowkey pisses me off how like women and men get can can literally get away with certain things like there's stuff men can get away with that women can't do and there's stuff that women can get away with that men can't do you know and it's sad it's like instead of abusing our privileg as as men and women we could be using that privilege to help each other and understand each other and be nicer to each other but what do I know I told that guy on YouTube I says don't make me go off on a gender relations rant I'm like too late yeah that's YouTube Facebook that's a drink [Music] combo oh my [ __ ] god that is good I can taste the Pink Champagne I can taste the Jack Daniels I can taste the amoretto there's a little bit of bite to it at the end but it's just smooth sailing my friends no I'm just I'm bloody [ __ ] sick of it anymore like if KLA Harris were to be accused of the things Trump has done you'd never hear about it because the idea of a woman being a rapist is unheard of because all men are pigs all men wanted sex all men are rapists according to these fem cells which if you don't know what a fem cell is they're basically the female verion to incels incels are men who hate women and if you're an incel it's totally frowned upon but if you're a woman and you hate men you get the yes Queen treatment it's okay honey all man are trash anyways yes Queen SLE you you don't need a man in your life and then they want to scream about how they're sick and tired and they want to be treated just like men like not trying to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] but you don't want to be treated just like men women you do not want to be treated just like men every time a man rapes you how is it rape when all women wanted sex because that's exactly how us men get treated and [ __ ] rape every time a man [ __ ] hits you in the face you can't hit them back otherwise you're a man beating piece of [ __ ] because that's exactly how men get treated men are not allowed to hit women even in self-defense and I'm like again this is why I said at the beginning of my video why can't we just be nicer to each other you want to stop making it about gender and like this equality battle and just get along you know because women and men are never going to be equal there just certain things that women do better and there just certain things that men do better it's what it is as soon as you accept we're not going to have equality because there's always going to be that one [ __ ] let me grab my drink there's always going to be that one [ __ ] that's pissed off because we're never going to have true equality because true equality is never going to exist and like nobody gives a [ __ ] about what men think or what men have to say if we say anything and try or try to defend ourselves we get told you're just mansplaining [Music] but don't you dare accuse a woman of nagging because that's offensive one second oh my God that drink combo is so good oh my God like Pink Champagne is one of my favorite drinks and I first started getting curious about it when I watched The Great Mouse Detective and then you have this scene where the villain rats doing his song and then a bunch of pink champagne bottles go you know what I'm saying and uh Corbell Sweet Rose is delicious it's a great addition to any any party for sure man I want some pipe tobacco yeah one second close the door and open the window the rest of my house legitimately doesn't smell like tobacco because I like to close the door and [ __ ] open the window when I smokeing doors if I do smoke in doors this is the only room that I smoke in that was the agreement upon receiving the house if you're going to smoke smoking doors only smoke in your computer room close the door and open the window I'm like got it this is a drink combo of amaretto pink champagne and some Jack Daniels it good one [Music] second and I don't want to cause controversy with anyone but when you post a political post on Facebook someone's always got to yaap their two cents and it's like if your political opinions does doesn't align with mine then shut your [ __ ] because I don't want to [ __ ] hear it like I get so sick and tired of this the social media brainwashing people you know all this TR anti-trump [ __ ] it's [ __ ] disgusting and if you say anything about Joe Biden or Harris you're automatically a sexist like you can't argue the political talking points without someone you know if you're against kamla Harris you're automatically a racist if you're white and sexist if you're a male and I'm just like [ __ ] you you know [ __ ] you I'm like I'll use my Facebook page the way I want to [ __ ] use it if you don't like my political opinion don't read it and don't watch don't listen I happen to have several people in my life who are not the biggest Trump supporters and out of respect for them I don't talk politics when I'm around certain people but sitting there [ __ ] panicking and crying yourself to sleep because Trump's president Terrence pop isn't going to do you any [ __ ] favors man all you can do is wait and see you know Trump's trying to trying to uh deescalate the war between Ukraine and Russia and [ __ ] Biden's encouraging it because he's a piece of [ __ ] but that's just my opinion I don't want World War II I watch the anonymous video an the organization I support 100% and they have their own YouTube channel Anonymous [Music] official and they showed me the truth you know Joe Biden's trying to start World War II while he's still in office and I'm like [ __ ] that [ __ ] so I left a comment on their page I'm like [ __ ] the nukes [ __ ] War smoke some weed power to the people I get so sick and tired of women throwing male privilege in our face when it's like you were so privileged on a lot of things as women it's not even funny you're in the same goddamn boat as I am to quote my musical album love and vanity both sides are privileged both sides use each other both sides use each other now when I call out the [ __ ] the way I see it I'm not trying to offend women or be a [ __ ] kiss ass or any of that you know I just want people to be nicer to each other that's all I'm asking it's not too much to [ __ ] ask for is it certainly not no M Cherry pipe tobacco and like I get bullied on social media for doing my thing and whenever I complain about it people are like well if you don't like it just get off of social media I'm like [ __ ] that there should be laws against what my troll are doing to me on social media that's furthermore you'll say that crap but then when you get bullied in your own personal life because you posted a cat video on your Facebook page or what have you and someone said cats are stupid and it made you so [ __ ] mad that you had to come back come back with yeah well [ __ ] you and a somebody who does what I do on YouTube you have to learn to not let these [ __ ] get to you you just got to learn to laugh at it so instead of coming back with a [ __ ] you as as a hypothetical example you could come back with the only reason why you hate cats is because you're a [ __ ] see what I see what I did there it's double on tandro or like when I post a video of a king cobra on my [ __ ] Facebook page and someone comments is that a new pet I'm like look at the title of the video it says snake world so no it's from some a Facebook page dedicated to snakes no if I had a pet Cobra you you'd be the first people to hear about it it's like oh look at that Cobra got a mono Cobra isn't that cute and like I'd have to get an exotic reptile license to own one in Wyoming and it it would have to be like Dev venomed and raised on pinks it's a lot of stress for the snake and a lot of headaches so for me personally it's not worth it if I want a pet snake I'll just get one from the store and at any rate I don't want another pet after losing puff it's just too painful dude like legit every time my dad has come over to pick me up for like counseling or to run errands it never WS up tobacco in here so I must be doing something right now the whole neighborhood's going to smell like Cherry pipe tobacco wooo and you know what I refuse to hate women despite having the absolute [ __ ] worst track record with dating and crushing and all that like I've been rejected by every chick I've like since the fourth grade and I'm not going to lie it [ __ ] hurts but women can't handle rejection either and when women get rejected by men it becomes a thing where it's like oh you can't handle a strong woman you're just [ __ ] shaming you're just fat shaming blah blah blah blah blah she's got such a wonderful personality and do you think men get to make the same argument [ __ ] no one second I'm not here to pick on women or pick on men I'm here to open people to the truth what I've absorbed observed would be the word what I've observed through the dating scene and just listening to women complain on social media a lot of the [ __ ] that women complain about on social media about men are this men are that men complain about the same godamn thing and it's so goddamn frustrating it's like why can't we just be nicer to each other that having a political opinion doesn't make you a bad person excuse me with a heart full of I miss my lizard puff sunno you did a great job at making this song it turned my heartache of missing my bearded dragon into a song and you got it the coolest lizard left home today with a heart full of wonder he ran away SC [Music] so my best friend I did PFF was one of my best sister friends and I lost him and it sucks when you lose a pet YouTube everyone had to give me [ __ ] for it if I cry about puff on YouTube people will immediately caption and take a photo of me making the ah king cobra cry face and call me a [ __ ] for crying and it's like dude if you were crying about a pet that you lost and people were giving you [ __ ] for it you'd [ __ ] hate it too like I I don't understand why people gotta hate me because I'm not afraid to be myself or speak my mind and I just do my thing and it pisses people off I went from losing puff to losing my apartment to losing a girlfriend and the last couple of months have been a emotional roller coaster to say the least and like I'm literally this close to getting a protection order against Jessica because I'm tired of her talking about me on her [ __ ] YouTube channel like Jessica Bo needs to be locked up in a mental Asylum but I didn't say that out loud and that's just it Jessica Bo wasn't so emotionally unstable and psychotic should be easier to get along with but she'll never admit that she has problems it's always someone else's fault I acknowledge that I have problems I acknowledge that that's why I'm going to counseling you know I find a counselor I can warm up to enough and trust and be like you know that's the big thing with going to counseling is just you know but low key the dream combo is exquisite Jack Daniels pink champagne and a splash of Amaretto josy like one second holy [ __ ] balls that's good I can taste the Pink Champagne I can taste the amaretto and I could taste the Jack it's got a burn to it but like it's subtle it's it's enough to let punch the back of your throat and let you know you're drinking some hard [ __ ] but it's not like gag you in your seat you know that's kind of my thing you know I like to mix drinks and uh I went to go order some sushi from Albertson's because I was craving Sushi and they're out of stock so they gave me a refund on the order and I used the door Dash credits to get me some booze cuz I'm just about out the amaros looking a little low son and it's the weekend so [ __ ] it the second you tell women to check their privilege you get attacked for being a sexist or for [ __ ] shaming or for being mean to women and it's like how do you think us men feel we're constantly being told we're piss we [ __ ] all they want is sex blah blah blah how do you think us men feel it's no different if you were to call all women [ __ ] and say all they want is Dick and child support payments and all all women belong in the kitchen you you'd [ __ ] lose your [ __ ] rightfully so because that's degrading as [ __ ] and I know it hurts YouTube when you're being picked on and bullied and gender based double standards it's only called out when men do it but as men we're better than this you got to be the bigger man and don't don't stoop to her [ __ ] level dude take it from me I'm dealing with a pycho stalker X on YouTube who can't keep her [ __ ] mouth shut about me on her page saying anything she can to get a re a negative reaction for me to just go off and you know say a bunch of [ __ ] up [ __ ] about her and it's like you know what I'm better than that it's like my dad said you're better than this Josh and I'm like exactly I am and truth be told when you're dealing with certain things and your your heart hurts when you're when you're in emotional pain it's easy to be a bigger [ __ ] when you're emotionally hurt but sometimes times you just got to be the bigger person and not give them the satisfaction and walk away from that situation the only good thing that came out of dating Jessica Bole was I ended my six-year dry spell and got into a sweet three-bedroom house everything else was complete [ __ ] in my opinion and like I said Jessica Bole is doing anything she can to get me to flip out and lose my crap talking about my EXC crushes on her Channel when I told her that I never dated any of my EXC crushes and then I no longer have feelings for them I trying to focus on you at the time that's what I told her that she wouldn't take the hint like like okay you know what like okay I'll acknowledge she's not the prettiest but if she's pretty enough I'm not complaining guys are simple like that like I try to communicate the Simplicity of it when I was dating her and she wouldn't take the hints because women love to overthink [ __ ] they do and it's like when you explain to them how simple men are it makes their brain hurt cuz they're like oh I wish I could be like that it's like it's not that hard you just you you don't overthink [ __ ] you know speaking as a man you know I don't have to have my clock tower Dreamhouse to be happy in life I love this three-bedroom house that I'm in I got a room for sleep I got a room for my computer and then I got a room for making wands and it's like this house kicks ass don't overthink it it'll do just nicely until I build my clock tower Dreamhouse and even if I don't build my clock tower Dreamhouse that's fine I could live in this house comfortably the rest of my life to be honest with you but the holidays are right around the corner and I absolutely [ __ ] hate the holidays so my goal for the holidays is to not be a drunk [ __ ] the only thing I want for the holidays to be honest is for me and my family to just get along with each other you know I don't want any drama with my family if I've ever caused any any any drama with my family in the past I'm sorry because Satan knows I'm not the sometimes I'm not the most pleasant person to deal with it's like oh well he has Asbergers and that makes him difficult and I'm just like that's a drink combo I love pink champagne I love emoro and I love Jack Daniels so put all three into a glass and see what it tastes like kind I'm like yeah yeah social media potions classes in session no I despise the [ __ ] holidays and I'm just going to get through December as peacefully as possible you bet your sweet ass I'm going to celebrate Aussie Osborne's birthday on the 3 trust and believe we're going to get some alcohol and we'll do a drink combo and I may not go live I may just do a pre-recorded video just because I don't want to deal with all the negative [ __ ] talking [ __ ] because that would be just like my YouTube trolls oh Cobra celebrating Aussie Osborne's birthday on November 3rd so let's all gang up on him and call him a sicko even though he he hates sickos and dog on Aussie because it's one of his favorite singers and I'm like you know what I don't need a let negative publicity you do that crap because my YouTube trolls are all sickos and they're jealous of me and Aussie Osborne success otherwise they wouldn't [ __ ] talk [ __ ] also I'm glad Sharon's doing better with her OIC Sharon Osborne was taking OIC to cheat her way out of losing weight and that's another reason why I feel sorry for women because like women are overly sexualized in our society and they're held to a higher Beauty standard than men that's why they get away with a lot more [ __ ] than men do and lowkey it's [ __ ] for both sides but I didn't say that out loud cell Sweet Rose and some Jack Daniels and some yeah one second I mean it gets to a point where you just accept it for what it is I'm practically bald at this point and I got a bit of a gut from eating all that pizza and drinking that beer because Pizza is life [ __ ] all of you I love pizza like pizza bacon cheeseburgers are like my my top two favorite foods I could literally live off either one and be just content oh [ __ ] excuse me boy howdy Jack Daniels is expensive I wanted you know when I was when I got the credits back for my door Dash order like I said I tried to order some store-bought Sushi from Albertson's and they are out of stock I'm like no skin off my shoes man they're like we have issued a refund how would you like this did your original purchase or would you like the door Dash credits I'm like use it the door Dash credits and I'll just use it to order something else that's exactly what I did Pink Champagne [Music] oh my God YouTube you don't even know YouTube this cherry pop tobacco tastes delicious and it smells absolutely delightful you you know like the stereotypical pipe smoker they're puffing away in their pipe and the whole room just smells really good that's what you associate with aromatics and this let me tell you is a tasty aromatic night footsteps we share now shadows and D in The Quiet home Echoes of trust [Music] like I'm so devastated over losing my lizard puff YouTube that I don't even want a king cobra as a pet like if somebody came up to me and said you could have a cobra to replace puff would you do it I'd be like [ __ ] no [ __ ] no I wouldn't trade puff for the world I miss that [ __ ] lizard he's the coolest little bearded dragon you know and whenever puff would get pissed off he'd puff up like a cobra let you know oh you know what I'm saying like you see the videos with me and PFF just hanging out and PFF would like Kiss My Face and people would make fun of me and go he's eating the bugs out of Cobra's beard like I don't have that in my beard you [ __ ] [ __ ] that's puff being like I love my Joshy life goes on I guess there not a goddamn thing you can do about it like I just uploaded a video me chugging a a seaways there's nothing you can do about it YouTube that's just that's life yeah there's nothing you can do about it YouTube life is unfair that's why I made the songs on my on my new [Music] album there's nothing you can do about it it's just life in a nutshell and it it low key [ __ ] sucks because I want the world to be a better place not for my sake you know look I don't care give a [ __ ] about my feelings my feelings are not important I'm a white cisgendered male my feelings don't matter according to woke culture and I'm like yeah well [ __ ] woke culture you can't expect people to get along if we don't value each other's opinions to a degree you know what I'm saying if you give a mouse a cookie and there's nothing you can do about it YouTube it's just that's life that's life and it it it sucks Life Won't Wait for you my friend I watch it I'll change take the news of the day and throw it away it's like I don't care if aie Osborne [ __ ] still does drugs or drinks alcohol I don't care that he's sober and Christian that's his choice I still respect the man 100% And you know with Aussie especially it takes a big man to admit you know what I'm wrong and I need to change so I have the utmost respect for Aussie Osborne for sobering up for his family and then being like well you know what I'm saying oh my [ __ ] God okay there it goes it all feels very strange dreams that men can be good it's not just men like the the idea that people could be nicer to each other and the world would be a little bit less shitty if everyone had like a hippie mentality where it's like it's not about the drugs or the sex it's about being a good person and just helping each other out you know you see someone struggling and like you know [ __ ] that could be me someday today and you reach out and help because it's the right thing to do it's called doing a good deed for people and not giving a [ __ ] what you get out of it except the satisfaction of being a good person which to me is more rewarding oh that drink combo is potent Jack Daniels pink champagne and some Amoro how I'm so [ __ ] bald right now it is it's sad shitty diet drugs alcohol and stress and genetics what do you do I like sometimes you just got to accept your fate and deal with it I'm still a handsome bastard even if I have less hair on my head and it could be worse just waiting on my new phone to come in that's going to take a good 48 Plus hours and it won't be hard to like transfer everything man just take the SIM card out of my my current phone stick it my new phone do a hard reset and upload all of my apps to it kind of thing and then we're golden like it doesn't do you any good to [ __ ] because women do this well men do that if you spend all day every day Ang angry at the world and angry at the opposite sex or angry at some other race because they wronged you you know you you're going to be [ __ ] miserable at the end of the day all you can do is we got to look past the hatred and just set aside our differences and get along that's why I preach power to the people on my YouTube channel you know cuz I'm a witch if you want to call it that wizard warlock whatever I practice magic and I'm quite good at what I do magically speaking I've seen my magic I've seen me like move stuff with my mind without even touching it when you get into the right frequency you know that's just the kind of nerdy [ __ ] that I'm into but I digress no joy is [Music] found where did you go left me here feeling so low SC friend on your journey why I wish you safe on the other side solid BS waiting days so long without you here it feels so wrong the BK sunlight care [Music] free watching a fat bald autistic alcoholic moan and groan about gender relations and cry over his dead lizard yeah this is quality entertainment YouTube and that's the problem with the whole thing is like nobody cares if I just sit here and blindly ignore gender based double standards someone's got to say something and stand up and be like this ain't about sex this ain't about having a relation [ __ ] it's about fighting for equality which is what feminism CLA claims to be about but what they're really about is having more privilege than men while still playing victim and hating other women and hating men that's what modern day feminism has taught people [ __ ] them cells for that matter [ __ ] incels too man I miss puff terribly and I'm never going to get him back like I combed the apartment grounds with a fine tooth comb and people don't seem to realize how much losing puff devastated me you know and everybody wants to shove it in my face and give me [ __ ] let's bully the autistic person for losing their favorite pet lizard and it's like you know what if my YouTube trolls got bullied for the same things I get bullied for they would hate it too but circling back to what I was saying kamla Harris would totally be allowed to hate men because she's a female that's female privilege for you like women are allowed to hate men hit them and rape them and [ __ ] treat them like [ __ ] and if you try to respond to it you're a piece of [ __ ] for hitting women how is it rape if all men wanted sex and you better quit [ __ ] shaming her she's a strong woman and I'm like I hate how [ __ ] society plays that double standard and then you want to scream at me about male privilege and how you're sick and tired of it and you want to be treated just like men go [ __ ] yourself modern day feminism can suck my mtow feministic dick how about that I search tears I'm let's go hopeing somewhere let whight my heart aches for the world's issues my heart aches because I lost my lizard puff and I'm like you know what I would sacrifice getting trolled mercilessly the rest of my life just to end all the world's issues just to end sickos like I'm so tired of it man I'm just one person you know what I do or say doesn't matter outside of my dedicated fan base which I appreciate thank you this dram combo is [ __ ] tasty man godamn I'm feeling a buzz off of it dude Pink Champagne Jack Daniels and some Amaretto cheers and hopefully after the Christmas season I'll be making some more magic wands for Etsy going to be experimenting with resin molds and like you know the colored resin that hardens like steel when it's done kind of thing yeah man so keep an eye out for that pink Champagne Jack Daniels some Amaretto this is a really tasty drink combo I'm not going to lie hold up one second I call this drink combo or Cobra Angel because godamn son and that's what I call my female supporters I call them Cobra angels and I call my male supporters Cobra demons other people have other affectionate names for them and that's just fine you know we're all part of something bigger than ourselves and that's the thing to remember YouTube is that your boy Josh legitimately started a cult and it's [ __ ] awesome everybody from Valley City wants to laugh oh Josh and his cobras I'm like yeah well I'm the wall the last laugh butt yeah man someday when I win the lottery and build my clock tower Dreamhouse I want to show up to Rally in the valley Valley City's hot rod show and get me some pizza corner and show off my car you know and hang out with some old friends and just shoot the [ __ ] you know and be like Cobra how the Josh how how you been I'm like I am rolling thank you Morgan hello doc Virgil hello doc Why You're Just in Time pull up a chair maybe poker's just not your game Ike I know let's have a spelling contest okay I got to stop low key listening to this song over and over it's making me want to cry my brains out dude like Jesus Christ let's try to like just I'm watching Bob's Burgers on YouTube right now [ __ ] the reuploads all like dude if you ever go to like if you ever go to Valley City North Dakota you gotta check out Pizza Corner Pizza shout out to piz Dave that's what's up oh man if I were to go to the pizza corner right now and order a pizza I'd get all the meats including shrimp with some onions and extra cheese and I call it a day and I get it in like the largest size possible and I call it a day and call it the king cobra Pizza Corner special man that's what I'm saying yeah drunken peasants is live check them out here in a second I want to watch the spelling contest thing because that's [ __ ] hilarious maybe poker's just not your game Mike spilling contest's been at it for 36 hour streight godamn right Doc is a [ __ ] Legend smash the like ain't no one can make him stop and this YouTube this YouTube is the greatest [ __ ] western movie ever invented Tombstone with Val Kilmore Sam Elliott Kurt Russell it's the greatest [ __ ] western movie ever invented it's got grit it's got comedy it's got drama it's got romance it covers all the basics extremely accurate for its time period and really well filmed I would literally call this my favorite western movie and I heavily identify with Doc Holiday in this movie because he loves to drink and smoke cigarettes and shoot his smart mouth off and I'm like who does that sound like Clon and the mcar brothers came in an hour ago I tried to get him to go to bed but he let go know and nobody can make him yeah nobody can make him yeah exactly why just in time pull up the chair [Laughter] yeah dude doc [ __ ] holiday do been hitting awful hard have not yet begun myself yeah let's go [ __ ] Doc Holiday I'm not yet begun to to find myself I will not be pardoned thank you I was wondering if maybe you would want go over that I will not be P that thank you very much F Kore you [ __ ] killed it as dark holiday like that's just when you watch the Tombstone movie you're like yeah dark holiday smoking cigarettes [ __ ] tote and assault off double barrel shotgun [ __ ] drinking like a sailor that's the wild west for you my friends and speaking of the wild west and drinking like an [ __ ] I shall parch my thirst with this Exquisite drink combo of Pink Champagne Jack Daniels and amaretto because Cobra makes the best drink combos I do my some of my drink combos lowkey turn out to be really [ __ ] tasty and it's like yeah Cobra's weird he makes the grossest food hacks the weirdest drink combos he's eccentric but like sometimes his combos turn out to actually be lowkey pretty tasty and it's like everyone just wants to give me [ __ ] and be like you're a disgusting [ __ ] I'm like [Music] that can go on day and night and then some that's my loving one have another one my loving one Kate you're wearing a bustle how dude heying man you've been C yes V Kilmore [ __ ] killed it as Doc Holiday In This role it's like alcohol is [ __ ] delicious YouTube and at least I know when to shut my [ __ ] mouth but I'm like Jessica Bole she don't shut her [ __ ] mouth she just talks non [ __ ] stop and Terence pops said at best women tell on themselves just let them talk and Jessica Bole is a perfect example of this folks and it's like I don't want any drama with anyone I just want to live my life make my wands do my drink combos the whole thing with Jessica Bole was so frustrating because she was like a just want to watch Tombstone with you and cuddle up on the couch so then when I give her what she wants she won't shut the [ __ ] up about it and it's like you really gonna talk during one of my favorite movies I've seen this movie a million times so I tried to humor her but she is the absolute worst I don't want any drama with Jessica Bo I just want to drink my liquor make my WS smoke my weed make my Youtube videos make my wild food hacks you saw the food hack that I made on Mischief Night the day before Halloween I took a pretzel Baconator no ketchup just mayonnaise and meat and cheese and I added cheddar jalapeno Cheetos pork brains and cavar he people are watching that going oh God I'm on the [ __ ] weird part of YouTube again and I'm like that's why people tune in to watch Yours Truly one of my YouTube fans set me an edible tarantula that I might just have to stick on a burger with pork brains and caviar because that's why people love to watch my videos what kind of gross combo is Cobra gonna do next and I'm here for it this sick bastard but were my manners I was watching a scene from Tombstone oops what that now that c handing real hard son a [ __ ] nobody's that lucky what whatever do you mean and then you hear Sam ell's [ __ ] legendary voice take it easy boys take it easy boys Sam Elliott's a badass dude I [ __ ] love Sam Elliott dude [ __ ] yeah even though Sam Elliott gets typ cast for western movies he's got the most legendary of voices and know homo but I absolutely love Sam Elliott he's one of my favorite [ __ ] actors take it easy boys why I whatever do you mean like Cobra settle the [ __ ] down you're [ __ ] drunk and being obnoxious like no I will not settle the [ __ ] down I got a voice I got a YouTube channel and I will make my voice be heard if you don't like it suck my dick suck my Asbergers you don't like it don't watch my [ __ ] YouTube channel got just enough Jack Daniels to possibly make another dream combo of this nature but when you make Jack Daniels with pink champagne and Amaro leor it is absolutely exquisitly delicious like this drink combo some of the drink combos I come up with are so [ __ ] good I got to share them with the YouTube and whether you want to make them or not is your choice but then you look and go it's just king cobra JFS the man of a million drink Combos and a million jokes always good for a laugh the life of the party and that's exactly what I'm saying nothing that matters ah [ __ ] and you know that [ __ ] I've got just enough alcoholic Carry Me Through to the morning if I don't have any alcohol when I wake up I don't give a damn oh [ __ ] that is a good alcoholic beverage combination the mixture of Jack Daniels and pink champagne and some Amaretto I [ __ ] with that drink combo hard because I don't give a [ __ ] my masculinity is strong enough that I'm like maybe my troll should have a spelling [Laughter] contest yeah man like soon as Cobra gets blackout drunk he's got to shoot his [ __ ] mouth off and I'm like you know what so do everyone else everyone else has got to get offended because Cobra said something you can't say certain words without triggering people when the same people can say the same words that you're that they're triggered by and if you don't respect their privilege you're a dick but if you expect them to respect your privilege you're an intolerant bastard so like people are so hypocritical and Society is so [ __ ] bloody fake and all I can do is just laugh at it and be like you know what I get it to a point and at the same time I'm like here's my opinion you don't like my opinion don't watch of course Doc Holiday is one of Cobra's favorite Tombstone characters he drinks too much and my response is nonsense I don't drink enough maybe PO is just not your game I know cont about just step the [ __ ] off [ __ ] you don't know who the [ __ ] you're talking to you're talking to the legendary Doc Holiday and Sam immedately jumps up like hey ik you've had too much to drink just ignore Doc Holiday smart mouth and walking off Bud you'll be fine and he's like goddamn pimps I [ __ ] love Tombstone it's my [ __ ] one of my favorite movies Tombstone is Tombstone with f Kilmore and Kurt Russell and Sam Elliots it's a good [ __ ] Western dude I don't give a damn what anyone says I [ __ ] love that movie it features my favorite gun which is a double barrel shotgun in several scenes and can you you believe this Jessica Bo's like how the [ __ ] do western guns work and I'm like could you save all stupid [ __ ] questions for after the movie thanks and just watch the movie with me it's got a romantic ending you know but she couldn't even do that and it's like you know what I didn't ask a bunch of obnoxious questions when Jessica was showing me bork if had any questions about Bor I would wait till after the song to ask her because borc is like her Aussie I totally get that and like you don't see me dogging on bork because Jessica Bo's bitter about the breakup I'm like no I'm bigger than that YouTube I am [ __ ] bigger than that even though bork's a [ __ ] total [ __ ] and Aussie could totally out drink her underneath the table W YouTube do another drink combo you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay so we'll ask the rest this thing at Jack ain't ain't that big but Jack Daniels is [ __ ] bloody expensive and it's all good okay so we're gonna ask some Jack Daniels some Pink Champagne excuse me and some Amaro do a splash the Amaro in there and we're sets that's a drink combo it's filled to the brim I'm be sipping on that for the rest of the evening got a little bit of amor left but yeah oh yeah that tastes just like the last one I made are you taking his part I'm the one who got cheated you goddamn pimps you're just mad do call this swag you P you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] all in it together is in anything I could J and SLE it off get your G Dam hands off me don't you put your hands on me you ain't [ __ ] you little [ __ ] don't put your hands on me you goddamn he says you ain't [ __ ] you little [ __ ] you ain't [ __ ] the court Tombstone without them guns you'd be nothing but a skinny lunger you think you're such hot [ __ ] because you're one of the Cowboys you ain't [ __ ] this guy ends up being like the literal biggest coward in the entire video if you want a good western movie at Holly recommend Tombstone Val Kilmore Kurt Russell Sam Elliot it's a good Western you know like it just oh dude words cannot describe how awesome this western movie is so if you haven't seen it I'd highly recommend it also this drink combo I made is [ __ ] delicious like most of my drink combos Jack Daniels pink champagne and [ __ ] some Amaro I'm like godamn son it's the weekend I'm feeling a buzz I'm feeling good I'm feeling cocky I'm feeling confident and that's when I just stay inside and keep my opinions to myself because I don't want to cause any trouble you know I don't but like I can't have a political opinion without someone getting offended by it and that's the problem with our society anymore a man handling C CU we cut you goddamn pimps hard out you understand you threaten me you of yeah exactly Samia don't you threaten me you son of a [ __ ] and Doc holidays just sitting there laughing about it the whole time just on home and forget about h i foret nothing yeah that's what B come Dar let's see got entertainment elsewhere forget it go on get some fresh air youtubeers like you want to see doc holiday's best scenes from Tombstone you pronounce wrong two years before your brain starts shutting down I don't give a [ __ ] when my brain shuts down we're all gonna [ __ ] die you just might as well enjoy life to the fullest people are constantly quick to crap on me and be like Cobra you're frying your brains on drugs and alcohol and I'm like I don't give a [ __ ] I'm enjoying life to the fullest and when life decides to take me then I will take my leave respectfully and dutifully dementia is now known as that's $500 youest doc [ __ ] holiday let's go 500 a peach of a hand 500 must be a peach of a hand oh thank you darl you know a bu come on how godam Bailey you look like just about ready to BU come on come on show well I suppose I'm derang but I guess I'll just have to call come your is do is that a daisy you bil just settle down shut shut up take your money and get out tired listen mouth you tired to listen into my mouth oh what's the matter because I'm right and you can't handle the fact that you're wrong oh what's the [Laughter] matter God damn it I love this movie what Ed baby we cross your guns don't scare me without your guns you ain't nothing but a skinny lunger and what a horrible thing to say Ed like what's wrong with you what's wrong ad baby you cross why are you so upset [Laughter] yeah it's like I can't stand Cobra yeah his [ __ ] videos pissed me off he thinks he knows everything actually no I don't I just base my logic off of what I hear everyone else complaining about I can't stand Cobra so who the [ __ ] for forcing you to watch his videos oh my God that drink combo the sip on that oh okay YouTube new dram combo is co seal of approval slapped and sealed we cross GS don't scare me without them G you ain't nothing but a skinny lunger it's like Ed baby you should be scared cuz you don't know who you're [ __ ] with d what an ugly thing to say a poor ugliness does this mean we're not friends anymore you know Ed if I thought you w my friend I just don't think I could be [Music] it what's the matter Ed what's the matter Ed from tomstone you were talking all this crap about how Doc Holiday Ain't [ __ ] and now he drew his guns quicker than you could draw yours you little [ __ ] [ __ ] now you're sitting there throwing a food about it like in the dark holiday is mad enough to be like there we can be friends again yeah yeah now we can be friends again doc hard's like you ain't no friend of mine you little [ __ ] yeah tou that gun even doc holiday's girlfriend is like his Bonnie and Clyde she's like you touch touch these guns and I'll [ __ ] blow your brains out well I calculate that's the end this town I heard a boy at the hotel pck us up the horse is outside so that's why you're not wearing a bustle well good evening [Music] then let's not bother about the luggage Johnny T mad C mad cat do where you going with that shotgun I didn't know he was back in town well well how the hell are you while I am rolling Morgan I love this business for our doc well I just got a pharaoh game oh it's when is pharaoh of business did you always say that gambling's an honest trade no I said poker's an honest trade only suckers Buck the tiger the odds are all on the house depends on how you look at I mean it's not like anybody's putting a gun to their head now is it that's what I love about why he can talk himself in oh Johnny I apologize I forgot you were well you may go now St [ __ ] T being a goat for absolute that's the rumor you retired too not me I'm in my PR yeah you looking you must be Ringo look darling Johnny Ringo the deadliest pistoler since wild bilding what do you think Darin should I hate him you don't even know him no that's true but I don't know just some [ __ ] white hers got a s off double bar shotgun like it this [ __ ] trying to pull some [ __ ] I'm with the pable triggers dude about them something around the house yeah I don't know reminds me of me no I'm sure of it I hate him he's drunk and know like yeah excuse Doc Holiday he's [ __ ] drunk and doesn't know what he's doing you know that's always the [ __ ] goto whenever people are [ __ ] who drink too much is but they're drunk and that they don't know what they're doing and some people don't no [ __ ] I got the hiccups God damn it and people you [Music] know it's like oh well you have I just want people to get along with themselves and get along with each other so me posting a video on soci social media ain't nothing but a thing YouTu a Jella Longo to still come on boys we don't here not in any language that's Latin though evidentally Mr Ringo is an educated man oh I really hate him woo W this watching Johnny I hear he's real fast [Music] get [Applause] how are you feeling duck better that's good I knew it wasn't nothing we must talk darling it appears we must redefine the nature of our association I'm a good woman to you doc don't I always take care of you nobody cares for you like me what a good woman yes it's true you are a good [Music] moment then again it may be the Antichrist oh my [Music] God I got you now you son of a [ __ ] you're Daisy [Music] Morgan the [ __ ] won't shut the [ __ ] up [Music] come on boy wretched slugs go any of you have any gu to play for blood I'm your huckle be that's just my that's just my game all right longer you go to hell I'm already looking forward put you say wh say wh don't mind him he justk yeah exactly I know the feeling he like don't mind him he's drunk that's all [Music] a the audio cut out for a hot minute well it is what it is but this movie of Tombstone Val kmar Kurt Russell it's one of the greatest movies ever made be in bed what the hell are you're doing this for anyway is my friend yeah I got lots of friends I don't I don't sincerely doc holiday's loyalty to his friends and to Stone it's the same loyalty I feel towards my family my friends and my fans everyone else wants to be like Josh is a piece of [ __ ] or Josh is this or Josh is that and it's like you don't even know Josh you just want to believe what the [ __ ] you hear off the internet and I'm not here to [ __ ] make people [ __ ] care about what I think about because it's none of my business people are allowed to think what they want to think within reason long as you in a sicko I don't give a [ __ ] and that [ __ ] video is I this video is been an hour long excuse me take a SI of this drink combo and leave you with it we slay trolls