fan mail

so I got a box from one of my YouTube fans let's see what's inside of it check this out a magic wand very nice my YouTube fan was texting me about that wand too so that's most definitely what that's up what else we got sardines like they sent me a big ass box full of goodies man let's just see what's inside we got a letter check that out here in a second what else we got some cologne smelling good for the ladies check it out Polo is very fancy Cologne appreciate that some beef stew mix a lot of this stuff is just snacks and goodies by the looks of it a ton of jerky sticks like a bunch of these little miniature jerky sticks that's a lot of jerky sticks my friends that's a lot of [ __ ] jerky sticks what else we got in here anchovies I love my canned fish sardines and what have you the and the Sausages are also my one of my favorite go-to snacks the badass hats oh check that out oh that is [ __ ] too cool they sent me a Funko Pop of my favorite Tombstone character Doc Holiday holding a double barrel shotgun that's [ __ ] what's up tubes very cool and they came with this uh toothpick I'm not sure what that's for and a sweet hat by the looks of it now the box is all empty sad day well let's see if the hat fits it does not fit that is quite all right I got a big ass head so no worries on that and then they came with this little toothpick stick anyways thank you for the sweet care package let's check out the card and see what's on it to the gothic king cobra AKA Josh Saunders well I wonder who that's addressed to no [ __ ] idea man thinking of you on Halloween Halloween was like a couple months back but I appreciate it dear coses I hope that this who who what I'm not sure where this is seas and Suits You Well furthermore I hope that you enjoy the various canned Meats beef stew cologne and wand please let me know when this care package arrives as I have a second delivery that I am already planning for you I think that you are really going to love the next gift box even more than this one also if you could accept my Facebook friend request it would be really cool of you I hope all is I hope as always that you are having a good day and that you continue being creative healthy and happy I don't know about healthy but I'll try have a happy Halloween uh my Halloween was awesome thank you and please enjoy the treats and tricks homie your friend Kevin um your huckleberry Cobra Hound you gave me his cell phone number but I'm going to block that with my finger so you don't see it there once was a surgeon named Keith who would circumcised men with his teeth not for sexual pleasure nor for personal pleasure but to get to the cheese underneath that's gross that's [ __ ] hilarious just thinking of you on Halloween is all the treat I need a well thank you I want to save this card for my collection I'll be sure to give you a call sometime when it's a more appropriate hour of course cuz right now it's almost 1 o'clock in the morning yeah I really appreciate the uh oops I knocked my phone on the de off the desk that's [ __ ] smooth and along with some of the jerky sticks well that's okay they're still on the wrapper we're still good that's good mythical morning was famously said but yeah YouTube I appreciate the uh support I do love my canned Meats like VI sausage sardines anchovies that kind of thing but uh I'll catch you later thank you for the care package much appreciated