happy halloween

KingCobraJFS
2024-11-01
Summary

In this video, KingCobraJFS reacts to various internet content, sharing his thoughts on Halloween, social awkwardness, and some bizarre behavior he observes in public. He humorously critiques people's fashion choices and social faux pas, while also incorporating some Halloween-themed commentary.

Summary Points:

  • KingCobra's stream experiences technical difficulties, leading to some humorous commentary.
  • He reminisces about his childhood in Chino, California, describing it as mostly trauma-free.
  • Reacts to a photo of a woman awkwardly leaving a bathroom with a trail of toilet paper, suggesting someone should have told her.
  • Comments on various fashion blunders seen in public, particularly at Walmart, highlighting the absurdity of some outfits.
  • Discusses the oddities of Halloween, including the portrayal of characters in horror movies and the social dynamics at costume parties.
  • Engages in comedic banter about being a "Batman" character, creating a humorous alter ego called "Batnut."
  • Ends with a comedic take on Halloween festivities and social drinking.

Hilarious Quote: "You know what? Nobody ever talks about with drunk driving how fun it is!"

Advisors 4
Clint
Clint

Hey Bud, just remember you're doing your best! Even when things get hectic, keep pushing through!

Education Advisor
Education Advisor

It's good to see discussions about childhood experiences. Sharing those stories can foster a sense of community and understanding.

Health Advisor
Health Advisor

Make sure to promote healthy habits during your Halloween celebrations. Encourage your community to consider healthier treats!

Transit Advisor
Transit Advisor

When discussing transportation, consider advocating for biking as a fun and eco-friendly option for reaching local events or parties!

Transcript

My Stream froze [ __ ] that [ __ ] my [ __ ] stream froze and I was like son of a [ __ ] before I just trick a treaters I don't have any c e e e they don't have any candy for the [Music] trick-or-treaters unfortunately [ __ ] e for for e we're fine law of course we have the largest online attorney directory we're fine law of course we make the law accessible through our free legal resources all right Christopher hi Christopher where' you grow up where you from where um I grew up in Chino California suburb of La yeah tell me about your family um mother and father married divorced mother moved out to um Rialto father still lives in Chino so that's where I reside right now with him oh your dad yeah how was he 45 I just had a birthday yeah living with your dad I live with my dad at 45 yeah what were you like in high school what kind of kid um little bit antisocial I grew up in um mid 90s so uh listen to a lot of Grunge music Nirvana Pearl Jam sound garden sure that type of stuff how would you describe your childhood in general good I would describe it really good no trauma not very much to speak oh come on someone is doing her dirty if you see this in public you just go up and you say you got a little bit of toilet well that's actually a lot of toilet paper she took the whole roll out of the bathroom in fact it seems like she is smuggling that roll out like she's taken some for her own house and she got caught no baby I don't know how how you let that whole trail of toilet paper follow you out of the bathroom like a little bit I'd be like okay we've been there that's a lot of it but also the person that took that photo shame on you because you should have been going up to her and telling her that she had that after you took the photo and posted it online for me to react to so thank you holy Toes or should I say holy oh no I did say holy but like holy anyway yo is she missing a toe 1 2 3 4 is she missing a little pinky toe I hope you're at Walmart to then buy new shoes because you just save money live better you know that's the Walmart slogan so I don't know if you're living better but you're definitely saving money that's for sure literally who let the dogs out it's her what your question she let them out for everyone to see you're welcome by the way for including the be what I do like comment and subscribe you stupid Fe oh now come on I bet they're not so bad oh okay he's rocking them Jes Jean boots that's what he's wearing he ain't wearing no pants but he's got some Jean leg warmers that's for sure yo fashion trend we got lady in the back with the leopard panties on her face and we got this dude absolutely killing it with the no pants and only jean cuffs fashion and you know what you'll only find that at Walmart truly hey everyone what's up and welcome back to my channel it's me Lindsay Ian back with another People of Walmart video because there's a lot there's a lot of these crazy people lurking around Walmart thankfully I have not come across any myself but if you have leave a little comment in the comments below while you're down there smash that like button obviously subscribe to my channel yeah that's all I got to say oh I feel so bad we've seen people that have shot themselves in Walmart this poor woman peed herself oh Vic's live [ __ ] sweet finding out out for AE never seen them anywhere no it's just starting over here the got rer tree till 9 [Music] what's up I need to try one of them never heard of turf burritos before yeah he also makes uh sausages back in when he's back home man else we got to watch if you don't like mess but still want a clean space then call fresh start cleaning at 30726 he speed's ready go [Music] [Music] welcome back to ballistic highpe speed today we're going many decades into the past to take a look at black powder base rifles pistols muskets that whole genre I'm really excited I think a lot of you have been requesting this we do get quite a few comments these are and then that's supposed to be your predetermined amount and so is you just um two one Dam I still can't stop myself from like bracing for it [Music] [Applause] and we have our distance in 3000 so it's totic speed is probably 2,000 V per second he's so smart I made that how you doing P doing pretty good how about you I'm fine that's good that's good that's so you're Batman no no no I'm that not bat nut yes bat nut not least the iner of the night is that why you're talking like that of course batnut yes you sound more like you're the [Applause] choker okay shut up I do the talking you just stand there and try to look like you're doing something besides just standing there well do you really think bat nuts scares criminals of course especially if they have the nut allergy face Li honey roasted justice so it seems to me like I'm standing next to a poor excuse for a Batman and I'm standing next to a poor excuse for a white man [Applause] [Music] so do you have any weapons of course that man has the Nang I have the nutter rang the nut ring yes it does exactly what you think it does but when it comes back I don't want to catch it and I have two of them I call them the D and the duo and I keep them near the hole are you finished yes no more dandras thank you until the next one peanut don't get testicle oh come [Applause] [Music] on so like Batman do you have a signal in the sky to suon you well I've been trying to figure that out first I was gonna have a big bat in the sky then I thought no that's that man then I thought I know I'll have one big nut in the sky then I thought no that's Lance Armstrong [Applause] this is ridiculous and I have everything Batman has except one thing what uh Butler funny oh come on dude you make a great Butler no just go with it you're that nuts Butler great the nut happy Halloween I'm watching Jeff Dam right now now nler go iron my cape and disinfect my polyester black shorts I'm not going to be your butler nler whatever I'm not doing it oh it's not like you has anything else to do what does that mean seriously what are you doing the other guys in I are here walk around look if there other folks to stand next [Applause] to you even already have a butler name what done I want to FL it hard donut what are you so excited about I'm going to give me a Dunkin Donut that's why why I'm not allow to get D and donuts oh my okay I get a donut yes one I don't I don't want we already said that we already said that uh I should be baby I'll take a vanilla hold on wait I don't think they're open take vanilla be hey I think they open they open I know not vanilla bean nothing a vanilla bean FR I'm G him G him a Dunkin energy the berry burst they're not open yes they are they're not open go to the window hello they're not open go to the window I said they're not open go to the window but they might be open what think they're gonna do open the window for you yeah they're not open over 8:30 okay they probably close at eight I dunking donuts for Christ sakes they're already closed closed closed closed yes he Clos at 8 o'clock and let Donuts out like that so now we know not to come here ever again so we're going to go to the one up at o Brook I'm going to ride on a moving train attempting one single run from start to finish nobody has ever done this before it's a word first and we don't even know if it will work David will need to test it in the trainyard before he does it moving it's probably going to be hard for spins 360s it's pretty narrow what about the train moving yeah see it's sketchy another day in the office DAV misses the front f up just before the last trick I have a feeling he's going to go for it now yeah who he's gonna get it now it's gonna happen soon DAV yes it's happening ow he slipp his food on the last tree the drink straight in fact this is ever clear and on first inspection it may look like your average clear Spirit however what makes Ever Clear stand out and what makes it so famous is it's whopping 95% ABV if you were from the states that is 190 proof Ever Clear is so strong that it's actually distilled at the Practical limit of simple distillation what that means is that if they were to add any more alcohol content or ethanol it would do this which means you can't drink I don't know what it means to give you a comparison of how strong Everclear is absin one of the most famous strong spirits in the world clocks in at around 75% yeah Ever Clear is no joke dude hello everyone CL back for another video um you guys probably already seen videos on AI energy drink about Jack O being back but if you haven't this video is for you basically Jack Ock is back on Instagram which is Jack o. AI he also created his another brand of um energy grp line called AI energy now he if you're wondering about Jack O yes he's the same person who was made bang energy and find out about the losses towards him there caffeine man he posted a lot of videos explaining about the lwuit remember monster B out bang energy originally Jack O created um bang energy which he was the original owner of VPX which in turn he also made an energy group of bpx you if you haven't seen reviews on Jack O products like [Music] B VPX you name it but I know you guys have seen my reviews on bang as well they also made bang V which is MJ a good check smash like on this video hello everyone I'm CL back for another video um you guys probably already seen videos on AI energy rink about Jack O being back [Music] assembled yeah just turn down an adult with no costume have Morales yeah I might bust that Sean in the next video don't really feel like doing SC the moment happy Halloween hello man mirrors and horror movies are like a huge red flag oh hey Sharon what's up mirrors and small children pointing at things that you can't see oh [ __ ] yeah that's a bad one God are you are you sure oh and when the black guy says oh I'll go check out what the noise is in the basement that's always trouble oh thank you for telling me yeah why is the black guy always die no it's fine I'll figure it out yeah isn't that kind of racist seems like it they should have only white people in those movies oh yeah so then the black guys won't get killed yeah I'll talk to you later BL we just came up with a great way to make movies less racist Sharon is conscientiously objecting to this costume party tonight so I need a designated driver can you do it Me No not tonight yeah me and Ted got massive plants well I can't drive myself I'll be full of jello shots so you have a few drinks big deal you know what nobody everever talks about with drunk driving how fun it is John doesn't have his license yet and you like a video game you owe me for what I took the heat when on found the porno you guys rented what do I care she's not my mom my mom's an 11-year-old kid in China with how do you know that cuz she seed a note in my leg that say she's never had a vegetable come on Ted please you got to drive me it's not a good night Blair we got plans yeah now I'm going to go shower and fluff myself so I can be in a confident head space to shame trick-or-treaters the cuter I look the worse they feel Jesus Christ drive me to the party I said no stop [ __ ] scaring me God end this very easily you know I will not be blackmailed there's nothing like the fent of the hills that kill Kenny to make you feel fresh and we put a bit of that into every bar of Irish Spring this whole campaign is a bluff what do you mean it's like you know who smells good the Irish a guy named Sheamus Bole smells great is it warm in here yeah it is kind of warm it feels like somebody turned up the heat I'm going to check the thermost no wait what it's her it's [ __ ] Blair you open that door she's going to be right there with that [ __ ] blindfold here I'll open a window all right godamn [Music] [Music] it amazing this Ted Ted you know Sarah and this is hey said how's it going hey how are you what's your costume are you a caveman uh you see Return of the Jedi was kind of a small independent film mostly isra Finance yeah I don't dat men so I don't even learn this well come on we need to get you guys wasted yes yes from me but Ted here is my designated driver yeah I'm the guy that gets to listen to the spin doctor sober that sucks come on hey want to drink hi can't I'm driving oh too bad I always wanted to do a shot with a teddy bear [ __ ] it not driving yet I always wanted to smoke weed with a teddy bear sign me up I always wanted to snort my ADHD meds with the teddy bear if that's a cry for help you got the wrong guy yeah [Music] Che [Music] sck hey you guys want to see something terrifying watch this everybody wave your arms everybody jump in the air let's invade Poland see that that's the mgrm experiment that's how it St with dancing the dad from Foot Loose was right oh [ __ ] it's it's 8:30 it's 8:30 we got to go God I I never noticed how beautiful your hair is does it just naturally dry like that shut the [ __ ] up your hair's a beautiful hair wait a minute are you drunk I'm just a little it's sort of it's fine you're don't drink and drive man you're too wasted color C or like pass out in the backseat of your car sleep it off also happy Halloween you [ __ ] faces kind of hanging out with my fans drinking a little bit of [Music] booze we have to speed this up can we collect IR that money in front of you please I don't think so nothing takes priority over chocolate red oh here he goes with the ego again who crowed you the top internet star I did when I became bigger than all you [ __ ] oh please laughing baby had four times as many views as you you better shut your [ __ ] mouth laughing baby did you all forget about afro Ninja my internet thing was bigger than anybody's I made over a hundred million theoretical dollars well sneezing panda theoretically worth billions you all wna [ __ ] die [Music] guy alone leave him alone get ready for some chocolate PE [ __ ] leave the alone leave it alone serious [Music] I forgot about you [Music] [Music] goer sweet I think we're next in line now fck Sal Park happy Halloween I'm BR the prince of [ __ ] Darkness [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls [Music] we are here Halloween hillbilly Hellfire blueg grass power metal [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] how's work [Music] fine two Kansas City strips medium rare excuse me sir there's something wrong with our steaks these should be Prime and this isn't the marbling for Prime it's fatty in all the wrong places Bobby what are you doing don't insult a man's steak without tasting it you'll get us killed I assure you sir our beef is the finest in the county and this bone is so big and flat everybody knows the tiny bone side of the sirloin is the most tender what kind of steak joint is this H look dude two days ago I was working at a shoe store I'll go get my manager wow Bobby you sure do know your way around a steak shut up mag for can you smell that that crisp scent in the air a distant PR promise of a chilly Autumn Breeze for those of us living in Texas very distant Spirit Halloweens are once again reclaiming the gutted corpses of abandoned businesses and Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise is being advertised even more aggressively than usual that's right it's October Baby I take Halloween as seriously as the heart attack likely to be my cause of death by my mid-40s after a lifetime of question aable decisions and I love it so much I celebrate it all year round but I become especially obnoxious during October here on the funky frog bait Channel I have spooky videos planned out for the entire month but when it comes to churning out endless amounts of Halloween related content every single year no channel does it quite like five minute crafts [Music] so I can only assume that they're the experts and today they will be our guides as we learn some Spooktacular Halloween hacks why do I do this to [Music] myself damn that baby has seen some things that baby put their hours in at the local daycare I they deserve a comfortable retirement all right let's get our stuff okay editor make that look cool that's really cute how about you go yourself okay oh sorry my paternal instincts just took over don't worry we'll donate these clothes to a baby doll in need all right Priscilla it's time for your labotomy you know what I never wanted to be a mom but being a dad seems pretty fun all you have to do is sometimes remember their names and forget to pick them up from soccer practice sh that's nice okay you want to keep it oh that's going to make a big mess that's not that's a nogo oh that just slides in like butter don't it things you don't want to hear your surgeon say on the operating table ma'am hold still I have an idea to make this because they just made a dotted line I I'm gonna screw that up I I for sure I'm going to screw that up so I'm thinking what we do instead is we put a rubber band around the head sometimes my genius is almost frightening putting that engineering degree to get use no Mom and Dad I definitely did not go into $27,000 of debt uh uh for no reason POV it's 1945 and your wife just overcooked your steak for the last time POV it's 1945 and your wife just told you she feels emotionally unfulfilled in your marriage POV it's 1945 and your wife now now don't be hysterical after my boss assigns me a task that I'm fully qualified to [Music] do all right now we got to hot glue it to the plate I have not been allowed around a glue done drying no I got this at the Dollar Tree so I'm thinking we just how much of your private information is just cover oh that's so disgusting well I'm glad you're happy to see me oh yeah my favorite texture yummy yummy yummy yeah get a good look at that my internet my rules introducing my home from Verizon choose what goes in look who's here it's it's the bean guy it's the certified Bean boy because today we're GNA taste um baked beans I almost said refried beans but I didn't these are okay so we're going to be trying some things we have tried in the past and we're going to be trying some new things so we this is the third time we were doing a baked bean taste test that's how dedicated we are to finding the best baked beans which is impressive I think and I wore my uh shirt that if I get bean juice on it I could just go home and not say anything it's really a nice bean colored shirt it's like a light kidney bean color I would say okay yeah it's beautiful um and so yeah I don't know do you is there anything I'm also curious do you have an affinity for any of the beans you before you um you know I haven't had a lot of baked beans that I don't like I will say that generally I just get bushes you you know that they're gonna be great I know and my I I don't really have so there's a number of baked bean recipes that I've exper I've experimented with and usually they all just start with taking an actual can of bushes and putting it into something and then adding like more meat and other stuff like that you know what I mean like I do have like a straight up bean recipe but then Josh kind of exposed it in the mythical cookbook what did he do he's made it actually good Josh yeah yeah I I appreciated that it had never occurred to me to make big Beans by myself and I think mostly because it does it seems like if you get them in a restaurant there's like a lot of like smoking of meat and stuff like that involved and it's just like you could just open a can Okay yes so I think that we should start with maybe our best of the best which would be I just think we should know what we're dealing with and I think it's actually the one that wound up all the way on the end over there if you just okay so is the okay best of the best this is Bush's best brown sugar hitre and so bushes is definitely okay over represented because bushes happens to make extremely delicious beans even just like their canned beans are really good look what we saly what we did here uh oh we left the mark on the table my wife is GNA be oh no e Halloween is finally on the horizon and this year I thought I'd spice up the channel by doing some more Halloween appropriate episodes from some of our favorite shows here and I wanted to start off with something fun in light like the Pawn Stars Halloween episode Rick or treat as you know Pawn Stars is the Mega popular History Channel reality show following the Silver Dollar pawn shop in Las Vegas as they encounter all the wacky customers and items the city has to offer it's one of those shows I remember watching so much as a kid and of course it being on this channel means it is a little silly looking back and as you can imagine this episode is going to be a little goofy and spooky and at first I couldn't find it because I was looking at one of two different ser pages on Amazon that was awfully cataloged but luckily never did I ever think I'd see the day where KS have genuinely moved on from smoking Sig and MJ and hash and but and now literally being in the middle of the classroom actively killing their brain cells that they're supposed to be using to learn and trying to educate themselves and maybe trying to go off to college one day with a literal can of brain cell killer I mean ladies and gentlemen this [ __ ] is way too far [Music] now like if that isn't one of the most demonic things I've ever heard in my life and I don't know what it is man's just inhaled a whole lung full of nitrous oxide and immediately started sounding like Bigfoot if he was being interviewed like how was any of this okay and the thing is what made me started noticing that this whole Whip It Trend was becoming a thing again was the fact that you may have seen a lot of their videos going viral on Instagram they basically make soul food that everybody around the country tries to pull up and eat on camera and review so that they can go viral on Instagram to you already know the power cloud is crazy but based on what I seen the food is M they even have a 1.5 star review on yep like Keith Lee needs to pull up to this [ __ ] and actually start going crazy because every time I see people on Instagram trying to say that this food is Bomb it just feels like I'm being gastate you know so Keith Lee please do your thing but anyway with that backstory out the way this is where and why I believe the Galaxy gas Trend just started becoming super popular because of these guys what's your name where you from yeah typical Atlanta WS is pulled up to a restaurant in 95° weather in the middle of the summer with a hoodie on and a shyy mask on with a whole can of nitrous oxide while trying to do a whole video Food review I mean honestly sometimes living here feels like it's just not even real but as you can see this young man right here who apparently was recently reported death and his cause of death was reportedly linked to the Galaxy gas that he was holding in his hand according to reports though it is likely that this is a hoax and that he is not dead he is alive but still Clinging On to life with a few brain cells left for basic human motor functions but it's just honestly scary how all of this is this way into the mainstream when this particular product not the brand itself but the can that all these young ass crackheads are carrying around with them to get high with are supposed to be used for cook it's a literal whipped cream can as stated by Google the nitrous oxide can or n2l is a fast acting gas that can whipped cream much faster than the manual whis or using a mechanical mixer Ando can also increase the volume of whipped cream and make it more stable which is useful for decorating Cakes and Pastries infusions into o can be used to infuse flavors into liquids such as spirits and cough and obviously if You' ever been around a coffee shop or someone who bakes Cakes and Pastries you probably seen one of these cans laying around because that's a vital part of their job but obviously these young crackhead crash outs out here don't give clearly they're out here bored as hell with no prospects no future Ambitions nothing they're striving for 247 trying to find any way they could possibly can to get High I mean ladies and gentlemen the future is just getting darker with every passing day the GG good you know it's bad when start speaking in high glyphics yeah who could have seen that com doing whippets and actively killing your brain cells in the middle of driving on the highway could possibly lead to an accident so tragic unforeseen and unpredictable and as far as this website goes this galaxy guys website let's be honest here they already know what 99% of their user base is doing with their product and they even make a disclaimer at the bottom of their page saying it is illegal to purposely inhale our product by shopping on this website you agree to our terms and service we do not conduct known illegal use of our products you must be over the age of 21 to view or order from this website warning if used improperly or in the waste not intended to be used such as inhaling it can lead to hypoxia do not inhale see prop 65 warning prop 65 warning for California Residence products may contain chemicals known to the state California products may contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm so right there is one hell of a disclaimer and clearly that's just [ __ ] s man I'm so glad I quit huffing air duster like I used to have a really bad addiction to huffing air duster [ __ ] I do like four to eight cans a day and it wasn't getting me high and it started making me sick and I'm I can not screw this [ __ ] take my advice don't ever Huff air duster it's horrible if you are suffering from an addiction like huffing air dust or what have you and you want to get better I Believe In You adult Arthur yeah good night Arthur is everything okay yes are you sure yeahhuh it feels like we aren't intimate anymore I'm stressed you know what a good stress reliever is don't you I said good night Arthur what is wrong with this thing Arthur your work has been so par may I ask what's wrong the stupid computer keeps freezing no Arthur I can tell you're frustrated what's really the underlying issue I've been having relationship trouble why don't you go take a mental health day really absolutely head home do what you like to do and get yourself reecharge [Music] [Music] R scene Muffy this isn't what it looks like then what does it look like it looks like you can't please her be nice sorry Arthur you never liked me that's not true I've just never liked men I'm so confused I don't want to keep hurting you Arthur you don't want to hurt me and you're cheating on me in my own apartment I thought you were to work I came home because I felt bad this isn't working I'm with muy because I felt bad that this isn't working sorry Arthur these are all guns in the cult snake gun series starting off with the cult python introduced to in 1955 and chambered in 357 Magnum this is the crown jewel of Colts revolvers next the Colt Cobra introduced in 1950 is a lightweight smallframe revolver in 38 Special designed for Easy carry then the Colt King Cobra launched in 1986 is a sturdy 357 Magnum that balances the Python's power with the Cobra's compact size moving on to the Colt Diamondback launched in 1966 is a smaller version of the Python chambered in 22 LR and 38 special and for the big guns the cult Anaconda introduced in 1990 is a powerful 44 Magnum revolver adding massive Firepower to Colt snake gun series but it doesn't end there the Colt Viper introduced in 1977 was a short-lived 38 special that's now incredibly rare then comes the ultra rare Colt boa made in 1985 which is one of the rarest Colt revolvers with only 600 produced this 357 Magnum is a true collector's Gem and finally the Colt Knight Cobra launched in 2017 features a bobbed hammer and matte black finish these are all guns in the Colt snake gun series starting off e for

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