In this Halloween-themed livestream, KingCobraJFS, dressed as the "Green Phantom," shares his thoughts while trying a cotton candy-flavored beer. He interacts with fans, discusses his plans, and addresses trolls, particularly about his ex, Jessica Bole, whom he humorously criticizes. Throughout the stream, he shares Halloween-themed jokes and engages in light-hearted banter about costumes and candy.
Most Hilarious Quote: "I'd rather go asexual than get back together with that wretched woman!"
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greetings fellow YouTubers the green Phantom strikes again happy Halloween you [ __ ] linkers look having a fantastic Halloween happy Halloween happy Halloween I have a uh beer to try on camera yes I can drink with the mask on [Music] I can drink with the mask on but I don't want to [ __ ] like spill it all over the place an iconic Halloween costume that it is thanks Sage okay that's good beer for 21 thank you russan for your donation happy Halloween I am going to be releasing a brand new green Phantom t-shirt tomorrow to commemorate this evening cheers Fox sios [ __ ] the trolls it's Halloween J go with tri or-treating man Long Live Aussie [ __ ] that's for sure I'll be getting Beverly's one mailed out tomorrow I didn't get to it today because I had counseling you're welcome thanks for tuning in to watch me go live no I did not send Jessica the [ __ ] Wendy's I don't know who [ __ ] Center that but they're [ __ ] [ __ ] for doing it no I'm not going to frosties I pretty much avoided that place I'm not sad I'm just hanging out do I have any candy to enjoy I do not I got plenty of alcohol and that's my candy [ __ ] the sickos and [ __ ] the trolls indeed Happy fall Eastern night long live the osbornes for sure for sure drinking on a h cotton candy beer it's cold and miserable outside I ain't getting no trick-or-treaters this time of year for yeah the dicky barbecue was delicious I still got some of it left thank you for asking it's going good no I did not dirty Goblin I did not I can't stand Jessica Bole you're looking up my Halloween plans just sitting on stream having a couple drinks hanging out with the fans actually I roll Jessica Bo's live otherwise she would [ __ ] get over me dude for I did not send her that crap that was one of my [ __ ] [ __ ] YouTube trolls you're gonna talk [ __ ] you're just gonna get banned from the channel I'm not mad I'm just saying I didn't come on live so a bunch of people can crap on me dude for I'm not upset guys I'm just hanging out reading comments I might get a drink combo going after I chug the rest of this beer I'm not down depressed I'm just [ __ ] hanging out for the last time I did not [ __ ] send my ex anything no I'm not going trick-or treating I'm just gonna hang out in my house and drink I to make some more want thank you for your donation I got some Fireball I got in the fridge come on [ __ ] pounding I just have naturally thick lips for I'm not upset if I was upset I'd let you know you keep saying that crap in this chat I want to keep Banning you I'm fine I'm just sitting here in my costume drinking with fans the mask is right there happy Halloween Alex vickner that's what's up brother thanks for the support happy Halloween the cigars are delicious thank you for asking the fans sent it not sure what brand it is but it tastes good I like stiva and andica both thank you for your generos probably atic Zoom that's miserable outside comic books are all right cold enough that's how cold it is Sana cotton candy flavored beer at the moment I'm not ignoring you Beverly I see you in chat Jessica's beyond [ __ ] crazy dude I can't stand ER I'm working on my music yes thank you flash for your 5 I did not send her that crap I can't stand Jessica Bole I did however send her a cow costume from the Halloween store which I thought was kind of hilarious she's a able [ __ ] cow I also sent her some bacterial vaginal stuff and what else did I send her uh these laxitives you shov in your ass I don't miss her I sent her those crap to troll her dude I can't stand Jessica boil she got a cow costume some uh anal [ __ ] things you want Ser it for laxatives and some vagina [ __ ] bacterial [ __ ] how do it make me a [ __ ] hypocrite when she won't [ __ ] leave me alone plus trolling Jessica Bo is actually kind of fun just to watch her lose her [ __ ] on camera Jessica boil doxes me all the [ __ ] time so [ __ ] her no she did not tailgates I don't want to talk about that [ __ ] fat [ __ ] on my [ __ ] YouTube channel dude [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] about like [ __ ] Jessica Bole and [ __ ] the Halloween me did not turn out like I thought it would favorite chocolate is chocolate covered Queen ANS no I haven't gone to Frosty since the incident with Halloween and I don't want any drama with him so I just avoid that bar anymore you know I'm not mad I'm just hanging out Beverly be getting her wand soon yes [ __ ] I didn't threaten anyone but the [ __ ] who was getting in my face it's kind of [ __ ] that I can't just go to a [ __ ] bar stream for my fans without someone being like Oh I I want to call the bar ruin Cobra's nights [ __ ] off hey death bad tapes well you you'd be a little pissy too if you had to [ __ ] put up with the crap I put up with the new album's coming along I got like two more songs to make favorite ay Osborne song I love all of his music I'm not sure the brand of the cigar but it was sent to me in a care package pretty tasty I'm not going to be discussing therapy on social media you know je bed tapes I might watch a horror movie if you want to smoke a cigar with me I'd smoke with you if you're old enough to smoke here's for a 40 oce cheers there's Halloween I'm just sitting back with a cigar and my costume drinking and chilling it's too cold out for tri treating man there's snow on the ground drunk on the goddamn [Music] sh I'm not grumpy I'm just hanging out B if I was grumpy you'd know about it farting hard or hardly farting tonight tubes that's [ __ ] funny now Alcohol Tobacco is for 21 plus now it's called a cotton candy IPA from this ferment R company I'm not sure what it's I like it though it's tasty I'm not depressed if I was depressed I'd talk to someone about it Jesus [ __ ] Christ okay so I said I'm not depressed now I'm not pounding now everyone's gonna comment [ __ ] oh you go to cheer up Cobra it's so [ __ ] typical y'all are [ __ ] nasty ass trolls Beverly I'm sorry to hear that you're depressed if you're new to Cigar smoking I'd recommend like a Black and Mild wine wood tip Halloween me's not happening I try to sip of it couple weeks back and it did not taste like I wanted it to you have fun with that dude Jessica wouldn't [ __ ] your ass anyways man she's way too obsessed with me and it's pathetic like I've completely gotten over her but she'll never get over me I think it's hilarious G JJ that's what's up I got a wand right here in my pockets well wings of redemption is a nasty piece of shits thank you Claud for your $2 and the [ __ ] sickos Jessica's [ __ ] delusional she needs to [ __ ] leave me alone oh she's full as [ __ ] I did not do that what drink tastes best with a cigar and open one for I did Reverend thank you e favorite candy I like chocolate covered cherries thank you death for your $10 that's what's up dadd he does death bed tapes zombie stomp no new Ms in the works yet Circle protection on your cat tailgate thank you for your two candy corn no I think candy corn is disgusting am I getting drunk tonight yeah I plan on it set this down on the train real quick show us some wands thank you for your $5 appreciate it I'm the green fan for Halloween this year panta does kick ass it's a thought Bugsy thank you for your $ Five Doll I would sure you ever lose one but I have it boxed up pumpkin pie is Del ious I'm not depressed I why everyone keeps saying oh my [ __ ] so stupid let's hop off stream then you can all SP H without me how about that only king cobra you just a sweetheart I'm not getting mad Beverly but it gets [ __ ] when I'm sitting here like I'm not depressed I just have naturally pouty lips and all I'm doing is reading comments and people are being stupid with it it's like we'll take anything we can to troll cob with I'm just so [ __ ] over it dude it is Halloween so we're not going to let the trolls ruin that killing sickos is dope to pull the Bell rope nothing happened to Aussie Osborne he's [ __ ] fine people do every time I go [ __ ] live people do this [ __ ] it's like oh how would it feel if people were talking [ __ ] on our favorite singers you wouldn't like that yeah Aussie's fine I just Googled his his [ __ ] he's fine dude happy Halloween Cobra Long Live Aussie that's what's up to that I'll finish off that barbecue when I get a little bit drunk [ __ ] no beer but thank you for your five I'd rather go asexual than get back together with that [ __ ] wretched woman I would rather go asexual then get back together with Jessica Bo you can [ __ ] right off with that [ __ ] that cigar is kicking my ass man I'm feeling good right now I had to set that fat [ __ ] down but yeah long with a Ybor Danny fil and happy Halloween everyone I truly feel sorry for Jessica I wish she would get the help she needs if you want to date Jessica you [ __ ] have fun with that you were such a [ __ ] troll dude look he won't ban our [ __ ] comments if we [ __ ] give him money watch me [ __ ] pretty much like all the crap Jessica says that's [ __ ] disgusting [ __ ] Cyrax well you want to hear a joke it's Halloween so I got all kinds of like jokes for you Halloween season it is it's like necrophilia and I thought my sex life was dead you know what you call for dead necrophiliacs hanging from a tree a good start you know what the problem with dating dead hookers is they always give you the cold shorter the next day talk about B a stiff one with the stiff one you want the male zombie said of the female zombie you're kind of cute can I necro feel you up you the skeleton took up aagra and he got a boner you know what the male skeleton said to the female skeleton I jump Them Bones why was the monster crying he wanted his mummy you know what necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common they both like to crack open a cold one four vampires walk into a bar first one orders a bloody Mary with extra blood the second one orders a blood on the rocks with whiskey the third one orders of blood and beer the fourth one asks for a cup of hot water and all the other vampires are like stupid what are you doing he pulls out a used tampon he says I'm making tea there were four zombie clowns eating eating somebody one of them looks at the other one and says does this taste funny to you you ever see a clown rip ass it goes does it smell funny to you you know what the necrophiliac said it was dead girlfriend smell you later [ __ ] you know what the difference is between a Ferrari and 40 dead hookers I don't got a Ferrari in my garage Halloween pickup lines do you work at a funeral home because you're drop dead gorgeous you need me have a stiff one in my pan I think I just heard a cremation like you work at a funeral home because you're Dro dead gorgeous you know what the zombie got locked up in the mental Asylum he was real casket case how do you make a skeleton laugh tickle its funny bone e it's like yeah I did comedy out a [ __ ] I did stand up comedy out a funeral how'd you go how'd it go dude I knocked him dead I know I'm ly comic I went did I went and did standup comedy at an anti-suicide convention and my comedy was so bad they told me to [ __ ] kill myself are you kidding me I know I got no sex life yeah my girlfriend she broke up with me her name was Jackie Daniels we got in a relationship it's on the Rocks you know she came out as bisexual she said bye to me and started having sex with other guys that's okay she had a hotter younger of AG sister named Martini her parents were alcoholics you know my girlfriend said I'd look sexier with a six-pack so I went to the liquor store and got a sixpack of beer I might bust out Sean after I've had a couple of drinks there are five more hours of Halloween now Beverly's wand has the address that was shown on her donation that she gave to me in PayPal so yeah she'll definitely be getting her wand soon had to get my PO box set up but now they're all squared away it should be easy peasy man yeah you do need a [ __ ] p box cuz I'm not going to put my actual [ __ ] address on the packaging so if it gets lost in the mail it'll get returned to my possession stupid well I did have it set up but I just had to finish F people B I know you wouldn't Beverly and I appreciate it it is a happy Halloween indeed and I hope yall are having a fantastic Halloween now I got some beer in my system I'm starting to feel a little bit obnoxious I might have to bust out the Fireball and you like a drink combo for Halloween I got some Peach monster I might mix that with the fireball it's Halloween it's my favorite holiday there is a YouTuber that I like watching who passed away their name is Dingo and he was a venomous reptile Enthusiast he got tagged by a Mamba and he passed away couple days ago after dealing with that crap for a whole freaking month he's up there with Brian bar Che and I hope you're enjoying the afterlife my condolences of course a good drink Halloween a good drink combo for Halloween madori Red Bull pineapple juice and and Jack Daniels yeah Jack Daniels madori Red Bull and pineapple juice Cobra's candy what's the best kind of drink combo to have on Halloween one that's got alcohol in it what's Aussie Osborne's favorite liquor I think he did say in a podcast one I forget though although Aussie doesn't drink anymore so will Aussie Osborne ever perform again [ __ ] yeah he will Aussie is a tough [ __ ] dude he survived a lot and live the craziest life he's determined to get back on on stage and do one more album One More tour but I think once he gets that in the holster you know it'll like revive him a little bit if you can't understand Aussie Osborne then I don't know what the [ __ ] to tell you you can talk just fine you just got to listen if you've done drugs and alcohol you're a huge Aussie Osborne fan you'll understand him just fine the cotton candy flavored beer this is definitely out there with crazy flavors fman cherion beverage Co is your goal to sound like Aussie Osborn if so you're succeeding well I'm pretty good at impersonating him yeah and aie osor impersonation for you Shar Shar Halloween Shar jar look out for trick or treaters man she never was Lisa a dab that's what's up favorite Halloween horror movie there's so many good ones that I like dead silence is good a Patrick impersonation all from SpongeBob hey SpongeBob it's Patrick Star what's up Patrick and what's up doc tremendous I mean y curses crab foiled again y are despicable a trump impersonation yeah tremendous king cobra JFS he makes the best Impressions this I know trust me when I say this king cobra JFS he's a good guy you know and I know good people his voices and dream camos are phenomenal king cobra makes the best string combos this I know actually created a cocktail in honor of Donald Trump it is bardi gold mixed with Diet Coke Trump likes gold he likes do or bu Diet Coke have you tried the Trump yet it's a tremendous string combo it's Diet Coke and bicardi gold a Jessica impr personation I'm washing my face Bo how impers I talk about that there no I cannot what did I do to you I'm washing my face it's like Jessica you don't [ __ ] pay your parents water bill it she do more than just sit on her [ __ ] ass and get drunk with no responsibility no job like oh my God guys I have second to of M bullying me she like oh my God I like how Jessica Bo can like totally Revenge por my ass but when messica does it to her she loses her shits indeed happy Halloween the only thing that I do miss about Jessica Bole is that she would cook clean and give me sex but her mental [ __ ] is not worth all of that which is like men are expected to do and pay for everything then when you ask a woman hey could you do this for me automatically you get called a [ __ ] raging sexist it's like I would never ask a woman to cook or clean for me you know Jessica Bo did not ruin that movie although if you want to say sit there and go oh Josh I'd love to watch Tombstone with you and then you won't watch it with me [ __ ] insufferable dude yall saw how I was a Jessica Bo on stream she wanted to be my little 50s housewife and I told her I says Jessica women are more than that dear she's like I know but I think she was trying to do that so I'd Overlook her [ __ ] mental [ __ ] and let other women know that you know what Josh can be an [ __ ] but at least he's not a complete [ __ ] pig I'm like well you know what if Jessica boy wants to do these things for me then who am I to complain Jessica's the [ __ ] worst do I enjoy vaping yes I do I shall have an awesome Halloween I will say this Jessica Bole is a decent enough cook honestly I think if Jessica Bo got off the internet quit drinking all the goddamn time and worked on herself someone should have told Jessica Bo don't bite the [ __ ] hand that feeds if she was really all about communication she wouldn't broadcast our fights all over the [ __ ] internet and if she was really in danger with me attacking her and [ __ ] she would have called the cops on me instead of streaming it for the entire [ __ ] world to see and I did press charging on her for Revenge porting mean and the cops didn't do anything about it so I'm like that's great that's just [ __ ] great silence the victim right if the Jessica Bole situation were gender reverse I'd be the biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] Pig and people love to say well that's always Josh's goto that's all it's not a go to it's the [ __ ] truth dude if there were gender reversed oh that's always Josh's go to like no it's the truth I'm not afraid to call it out like I see it women have no problems calling out men when they pull this crap and no one checks them on it and says you're just nagging check your female privilege all women want is Dick you never hear him say that when a dude does it it's like you're just mansplaining and check your male privilege I'm like you want to talk about [ __ ] privilege the chick is beating the [ __ ] out of you you cannot hit her back otherwise you're a woman beating piece of [ __ ] and you want to scream at me about my male privilege [ __ ] yourself and then you hear these fem cell Fourth Way feminazis go we want to be treated just like men no the [ __ ] you don't if women got treated just like men you'd [ __ ] hate it how was it rape when all women want his dick you'd [ __ ] lose your [ __ ] because that's exactly how men get treated how was it rape when it happens to men because all men are rapists and all men are serial killers and all men wanted sex blah blah blah blah [ __ ] that [ __ ] and then the opposite sex can totally beat the [ __ ] out of you and you can't defend yourself or say anything because it immediately gets shoved in your [ __ ] face and on top of that you're expected to pay for everything fighting all the co country's Wars buy the house buy the car and then you get told you're not strong enough if you can't you know what I'm saying that's how guys get treated oh you can't fix the car [ __ ] like men are expected to be able to do [ __ ] with their hands and be tough and stoic and not show any emotions and you know what Society just makes us men do these things we can't scream about how that's kind of a sexist stereotype for us men that men are more than just our dicks our muscles and being able to fix [ __ ] you know oh but God forbid you ask your woman to make you a sandwich you'll never hear the end of it I'm like okay it's cool for you to expect me to pay for everything [ __ ] buy the car buy the house build the house build the car fix the car fix the sink go to war [ __ ] because oh why can't you be more emotional and I trying to be more emotional and express my emotions oh it's toxic masculinity like wait a minute wait a minute men are being told you're not toxic enough you're a p [ __ ] bet a [ __ ] so they try to be more more masculine or you know what I'm saying kind of [ __ ] it up [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] rewind men are being told you're not masculine enough excuse me that's what I was trying to say and then I [ __ ] that up so that's how you know it's kicking in now but it's the truth men are being told you're not masculine enough and then you try to try to be more masculine it's seen as toxic women face similar [ __ ] they get told well you one of the boys you're not a real woman why can't you be be more feminine and it's [ __ ] ridiculous because then as soon as women trying to be more feminine they get [ __ ] shame for it make that one make sense you're telling women that you're not feminine enough you know what I'm saying it's not very ladylike then as soon as they try to be more ladylike they get [ __ ] shamed for it I'm like wait a minute there's a connection here we're being told as a society that we're not masculine or feminine enough as soon as we try to be more masculine or more feminine we get told it's either toxic or we get called a [ __ ] for doing it [ __ ] that [ __ ] just about hard alcohol time for e in e e in it's cold man I not R the bike anymore I need to get it fixed I don't hate my fans I was away from the screen [ __ ] it's not froto dude you know what the [ __ ] was me getting up to get the fireball stupid you're GNA argue with me on my [ __ ] stream you can get banned stupid [ __ ] nothing against frosties but no I'm not going there I'm going stay home and drink no I'm not going to get blackout drunk on stream [ __ ] that [ __ ] that drink combo is a little funky for my taste but it's all right fiery Peach will call that's what we'll call it for [Music] welcome to fearsome top 5 today we're diving into eight scary videos of ghost cot on camera number one the RIT user that goes by appalachi Queen posted a video to the ghost subreddit in hopes that someone could explain what she caught on camera late one night while everyone in her home was asleep the camera setup in her living room detected motion it automatically began recording and when this Reddit user reviewed the footage of the next day a cold chill covered her body [Music] at 2: a.m. someone or something was caught moving through the living room on the right side of the screen a translucent figure walked past the dining room and out of view and as it moved a ghostly Trail seemed to follow according to this Reddit user it was only her and her roommate inside of the house and at the time they were both asleep so whatever was walking through their home has been left a mystery the hunt for the perfect windows and doors is over Renewal by Anderson has scoped out an awesome trophy listen to this in number two after hearing about a place in Colorado that conducts paranormal investigations a Reddit user that goes by thr 6 was instantly intrigued they decided to attend one of these ghost hunts not quite sure what to expect a medium was part of the group attempting to communicate with any spirits that were lurking nearby and as this investigation went later into the night something happened that left the entire group on [Music] edge directly behind the medium a metal rod began to move without warning this Rod floated into the air before crashing back down to the floor the sudden sound clearly startled the medium and then everyone else in the room wondering what just happened it's hard to tell what could have possibly caused this so let me know what you think number three Ian from the Midwest Ghost Hunter YouTube channel set out completely alone to investigate Timberlake Road located in Minnesota it's said to be one of the most haunted places in the state according to Legend a distraught woman took her own life on Timber Lake Road and it's been rumored that her ghost has been Dingle Dingle Man passed away [ __ ] dingo here and today we're going to find out which is the most danger snake in the world now some of you might be thinking it's this little firecrack over here a sore scale wiper the snake that kills more people in the world throughout Asia and Africa than all the others put together these snakes have one of the quickest stries of any snake in the world and a really potent Venom and not only makes you swell up and break out in blisters but will end up with you bleeding out of all the holes in your body so here the most dangerous snake in the the world the S scale vper maybe you think the most dangerous snake in the world is the king of all snakes the king cobra to put down an isn't he incredible look at the thickness look at the good look at the size of a big Malaysian King Cobra Super potent neurotoxic Venom that'll shut down your whole system in a matter of minutes a really really bad B and such strong B force that a b from this snake over here would mean three or four people have to take the snake off your arm if it bites you the king cobra my favorite Snake species in the world look at that big and piece of hood he's like a P with a hood say is the king cobra the most dangerous snake in the world no under Ro the snake that has no ant Venom anywhere in the world because it's one of the rarest most magnificent most beautiful snakes anywhere on the planet known in China as the green dragon this snake here has massive fangs and if it bites you there's a good chance you're gonna die youngsters can be as destructive as a porcupine in a balloon shop but as they get older they chill out over here just like marshmallow so is the mangang vaa the most dangerous snake in the world one of the most iconic snakes anywhere on the planet the kaboon the snake with the longest F of one of the most dangerous snakes anywhere in the world have a look at that face right suck and the man that you hear speaking with the accent dingo passed away he was he died doing what he love doing you know it's one of the risks of owning venomous reptiles if you don't have antivenom you're gonna get tagged and it's it's not going to be fun I hope you all having a fantastic Halloween Just tuning in I made a drink combo with some Fireball whiskey and a little bit of peach m tastes like cinnamon and peaches like a fireball jawbreaker with like a little bit of peach not the tastiest dring combo I've mixed but it works it's Halloween [ __ ] it man drunken peasants are live let's see what they're up to this Halloween seniors if you were born before 1969 you can qualify for the auto program this new program from Auto is so simple the stream seems to have Frozen there was like 51 people watching drunken peasants and I was going to tune in to see what were doing while I was streaming but that thing is frozen bollocks go pants Halloween pee poop stain dirty costume funny novelty joke gross or if you have dedication you can literally just [ __ ] your pants and then you don't have to pay for this just do it yourself I don't know anyone that actually is going to wear this people are going to be like bro did you actually [ __ ] your pants or is this your Halloween costume and if you thought that that was bad look at the front there's piss and poo I mean to be fair if you do get that scared you probably would pee and poo your pants but so no for me babes I you won't NOP no not doing that at allting supposed to be like Lumi a no I read the caption he's supposed to be a pole like you know like a like a stripper pole is he really hoping that some lady's going to be like hey let me dance on you cuz no and I feel like you could have made this costume this much better but it looks like on the lower half you're wearing those pee hats or you did pee yourself what is with all these potty costumes this poor girl is going as a toilet because if you're going as a toilet for Halloween I guess that's why they call it getting pissed out of your mind and shitfaced actually they did a pretty good job with that I just I want to know if this girl was like it's like how you feeling the next day oh why do you ask because you look a little flush momy I want to go as a potty for Halloween or if the mom was like bro you're going as a toilet cuz your little like which one was it oh God I think this one Takes the Cake I have no words no words they just went as a used pad maybe this individual was like you know what I get used all the time by folks so I might as well just go as like a pad e this is an inflatable King Dong costume black first of all I want to address the elephant in the room he's doing blackace so you're cancell you couldn't have made like a Caucasian also it says exclusive exclusive yeah it says reviews one but they gave it a five star so only one person has bought it but they really liked it who invented this this is so bad it's so bad oh okay this should be a cry they dressed this kid as a condom a kid the kid probably has no clue what it's even wearing he probably was like I want to be something from the Roman Empire like a trojan horse and the dad was like Trojan I got just the thing my son teaching them early oh no is Right Mary had a little lamb and this lamb was getting violated again just no words also if you zoom in on his face I don't know if if he actually has a chip tooth but it kind of goes with his whole personality like you know what I'm going to go as a lamb for H we right like dude beastiality is not something to brag about going is the [ __ ] again this dude looks like he loves it like he's super confident he's like I am the [ __ ] but it also looks like he is arrested because look at those bars like he did a crime on Halloween and got arrested can you imagine you're like breaking news there's a man dressed up as a turtle on the run if anyone sees this shitty disguise let me know yeah I was going to say that's quite a shitty costume you got there on the roll with all these like toilet puns okay so we got some people from Star Wars very lowbudget Star Wars we got RTD2 which looks like it's just a trash can that was maybe spray painted we got C3PO C3PO no uh again trash can on the head don't know how he's breathing because there's no hole for his mouth and then they wrapped him up in what looks like spray painted aluminum foil okay and then we got Princess Leia and they didn't want to go out and buy the wig because that's too much of a hassle so they just taped uh popcorn bags or snack bags uh to make the little buns and it actually doubles so if they get hungry at this Halloween party they can just take out one of the buns and then it's already filled with snacks so that's a wind win again low budget it looks like a bed sheet that has been duct taped I just want to point out that the duct tape does go around this person's hair so they might have gotone a nice eyebrow back of the head waxing after this but honestly they're probably so liquored up that it's not even going to bother them they certainly got my attention and that's what their end goal was so congrats oh my g okay um so not only did this person spend time making an entire pumpkin suit but then they did a whole entire photo shoot only fans more like only pumpkins that was a bad one I will admit that was pretty bad no words just I'm just taking it in and last but not least okay again we are doing costumes on a budget here we love it we love being budget friendly so we got the telet is this Tinky Winky is it Dipsy laala or po I want to say it's Tinky Winky cuz that looks like a Tinky Winky we got two mangoes taped on the head we got a soda bottle on the head we got green painters tape around the face I have no clue what those eyeballs are made out of I think it's just styrofoam balls that were painted and that is pretty much the costume and that is the um Teletubbies that you see when you're in a fever dream okay that is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like it's this guy right here that's absolutely terrifying like if I was at a Halloween party and I saw this [ __ ] be like he's gone cringeworthy indeed building your online business go to wix.com and set up your store on a single integrated platform add products showcase them dynamic and seamlessly track your inventory accept multiple secure payments and design your storefront down to the very last detail get all the tools you need drive more sales with C oh my goodness folks we are back with the chugs and yo right now I'm feeling like Alexander the Great Little B just a little bit all right there was a time when he wept because he had no no more worlds to conquer well I'm kind of like in the same boat when it comes to the drinks I think I've chugged everything on planet Earth so we're going to do the greatest hits from the hundreds of chugs that I've done over the years and today we visited White Castle and we are doing oh I don't know if you can see that but this my friends is great Sprite Zero don't touch that Mouse you're watching Bad chugs don't touch that phone screen folks it's your boy Badland chugs and I'm back at a secret location under the big tree and we are about to do this Chuck we got from White Castle from that coke freestyle machine grape Sprite but the zero sugar B I tried the regular graay spray and it is oh my goodness it is a fine I love it I give it a 10 out of 10 it's delicious but I've never tried the one with zero sugar in it so first time for everything let's just give it a little taste test just to see where we're [Music] at I mean it's not bad you know you it has a strong like zero sugar aftertaste if you was going to get a great kind of have a feel about this [ __ ] dream combo it's not half bad tasting but it's kind of weird the the spiciness from the cinnamon and like the sweetness from like the peach monster right definitely get the regular one but yo we're here now so it's time to do what we do get the dod boot into play and let's oh [ __ ] yeah B I gotta take a leak real quick e e e e e e e e e e e e the poor all right it has like a nice grapy color you know little grape AP Little Grimace action continue to pour it oh my goodness so this is an official 32 o cup okay because it gets right to the line the 2 L line remember this is 2 leers at the line three leers at the top so beginning November 1st I'm opening a brand new B Lance chugs merch store and yes you will be able to buy one of these boots okay I'mma sell one leaders and two leaders okay and yes there will be autographed they will be official and yes they will be available for you you know just in time for Christmas and everything but yo it's not Christmas yet it's not even November 1st yet it's right now and this is the time where we chug a giant 3 L Glass of grap Sprite Zero I got this from a fountain at White Castle hopefully it's as strong as the McDonald's Fountain so we should be getting some bigger burps out of here but it's only one way to find out three two one enough enough talk quick fast [Music] oh man [Music] oh no no no I'm telling you the zero Sugar Ruins it with the grape Sprite oh
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