part two

have created a monstrosity of a burger I have a pretzel Baconator no ketchup and lettuce tomatoes pickles onions and this double baconator I added one not one but two two slices of the cheese that comes with it added extra so it's got extra cheese then I hit it with some shrimp some [Music] caviar some pork brains some bacon up grease and some CH jalapeno Cheetos and if you think this sounds [ __ ] absolutely nuts well you ain't wrong that is pretty crazy looking there's the top half of that bun I tried to pick it it up and just show it off on camera on the first part and it tipped over in made humongous mess all over the uh wrapper but the top half has the bacon up grease that those cheddar jalapeno Cheetos like I know this burger is going to be disgusting because people are going to look at it like it looks disgusting but I personally think it'll taste good but that's just my opinion people are like we want to see Cobra do this wacky Halloween burger here and that's basically what you're getting here is undoubtedly people are used to like my drink combos but how about something like wacking I try to give the fans the craziest food hacks I can come up with conco creates and in the the cavier is not super expensive and I honestly don't give a [ __ ] it's the nostalgic points I guess of of it like you put cave on a bacon cheeseburger in the pork brains kind of give it a kooky sort of look like I try to load it with as many toppings as I possibly could and we're going to try here in a second just going take a deep breath I tried to film decent enough content and it was the video was going good and I tried to like pick it up and show the top half of it all the caviar and [ __ ] right there now I just popped over under the wrapper and I'm like you know what it happens deep breath clip the video learning to control my temper has been my greatest accomplishment thus far much more satisfaction I think than making some disgustingly like gas lighting Halloween Burger cuz that's what this is is pure you know like like you was just trying way too hard get clicks on a video I'm not just saying this but the caviar actually tastes really good with the uh the pork brain juice I'm trying like clean it up like trying to clean it up just take a bind of it I mean this this is probably the most excessive thing I've done on my YouTube channel today cuz people are getting kind of bummed at about the SpongeBob thing at Wendy's I'm like well what if we uh came up with our own little uh deal here and see how it tastes one bite one bite for the review it's uh h [Music] crunching those Cheetos is nice I mean the wrapper is like dripping with just unnecessarily bougie and just over the top you see right there where it's all dripped on there and stuff me looking that [ __ ] clean but that's kind of beside the point I take a bite should go in for a second bite of this monstrosity it's dripping with sauce and ooze and so the onions kind of dangle in there the base of this burger is a pretel bacon eater no ketchup two extra slices of the cheese that already comes on it then I got pork brains Cheetos bacon up grease caviar is this excessive am I making a complete mess of myself if it's all over my face I'm sure people are going to have fun meing that sure people are going to get a kick out of watch him eat this is just dripping with goodness folks so talk all the [ __ ] you want to talk you can tell to one suck my dick cuz I don't give a [ __ ] although I do need some napkins because it's all over my face I'm making an absolute mess of my myself okay Pros that's a good burger I mean it's windy so of course it's going to be tasty not a sponsor I took arguably what I normally order at Wendy's which is a pretzel Baconator no ketchup extra cheese last tomato pickles onions then I added a bunch of other mysterious ingredients to it to create essentially my own Halloween Burger because a lot of people are like yeah okay we sing Cobra [ __ ] you know what I'm saying we view all these other spots but like so it's kind of original and kind of not cuz like you know I'm taking an existing menu item and adding stuff to it and kind of put my own twist on it it's also a throwback to the Zombie Burger I made in my first apartment which was when I remember delicious so what would I even call this burger I don't even know I probably call it the zombie stom Burger hey hey to the zombie zombie stomp it has cocktail shrimp caviar pork brains Cher alapo Cheetos bacon up grease I mean excessively lavish yes excessively unhealthy oh you're goddamn right I'm trying to clean up my hands here cuz that burger is messy and what do I think of the burger overall as far as taste goes before we get too into it let's wrap it up I'll be snacking on this for a hot minute which I don't mind this is just a ball of greasy goodness right here let's just see here let me just set this on the table and come back to you this okay so the idea came into my head to make this like wild zany fast food burger with caviar bacon grease and cheddar jalapeno Cheetos and you saw you saw you saw I go down in part one by the time I got to like me just U look at double check here GNA scroll through it make sure [Music] everything yeah yeah some Che on [Music] there this they're delicious they kind of got like a Spam esque sort of taste what juices on I make a huge mess up I mean yeah that's part one I I covered how to make it it's pretty straightforward and I Tred to pick it up it just spilled all over the wrapper and I was kind of like well [ __ ] and I picked it back backed up and backed up backed up and then I reassembled it I'm like well you know it could be worse this sandwich might be a complete effing disaster you know it might taste really good who knows but I really can't complain if it's the worst of my problems and that being said I tried it just a couple big old bites of it and uh surprisingly it's really good you'd think okay putting pork brains on a burger you know you think it's a bit out there it's a bit eccentric it's a bit weird yes but in om should the Zombie Burger then I made a couple Halloween back this new refined version takes my favorite Wendy's item and takes to the next level now I don't have any alcohol of course at the moment anyways and that's just fine uh but I do have a beverage here called basilisk blood mixed fruits sugar-free drink this was sent to me by the fans you know I'm a huge Harry Potter fans they're just like hey Cobra I'm like what's up so yeah I know a lot of people going to be watching this going did he just put Port brain and caviar on a burger what what the [ __ ] you know what I'm saying like you know what I'm saying I was trying to like film it as smoothly as possible I'm like ah nobody wants to watch me reassemble it so I reassembled it when I CU I tried to pick up the bottom half of it there and show off what it look like and yeah know it was not having it as far as the craziest Burgers go yes I think it's Mischief Night it's almost Halloween tomorrow practically and I aim to achieve some Mischief by creating the wildest Burger YouTubers ever seen she simply labeling it part one and part two leaving the Curiosity up to you whether you continue to watch is totally up to you but if you do continue continue to watch like subscribe I appreciate it all that so this is what the bottle looks like I just got it open basilisk blood it's not alcoholic doesn't know have to have alcohol to be fun you know what I'm saying then my account was a little a little low so the money I had my PayPal I just stuck it right into uh my account look you know what that's good soda pop that tastes like Cherry Kool-Aid soda pump with like like you know how when you taste Cherry Kool-Aid it's got that burst that flavor just that overall texture taste this tastes 100% like Cherry Kool-Aid it ISS it's sugarfree I'm like [ __ ] they don't taste like it's sugarfree sugarfree S I guess if you trying to be more health conscious like these [ __ ] Jag offs you drink like light light calorie beer cuz we don't want to feel so conscious about ourselves oh my like okay says the guy who put pork brains and Cav on a bacon cheeseburger piss off you know for that being uh sugar free that's pretty good for that being sugar and alcohol free that is actually pretty [ __ ] tasty so I don't where where exactly they got this may from like a novelty store of some kind it says the potions cauldron basilisk blood mixed fruits that logo look at it this stuff is really good it's a nice uh soda pot basically you know and it tastes just like Cherry Kool-Aid like Spa on like to the tea dude without that being sugarfree I drink a whole case of this shamelessly that being alcohol free same answer anyways tomorrow's Halloween folks and I want to say I appreciate everyone who supports me on my channel you know come on back at you with another video you see part one you're like what this part one and you're seeing me assemble this burger okay and you're just like there's no [ __ ] way he eats this no for oh in part two you see me eating and it's like damn bro excuse me that is compliments to the Brewer that is this is actually really good sod pop so wherever this is sold if you see it pick yourself up one because it is really good man it tastes just like Cherry Kool-Aid and it's got a bit of a shimmering sort of effect very similar to that Dragon wine that you see me drink sometimes right there look at that pretty basilisk PL Excuse me yes if you can order this stuff online too I'd recommend you know what I'm saying because maybe the adults are getting Swifty with the uh with the the dragon wine that you see me drinking on my channel of shimmers you know a similar effect with the soda pop okay it's edible end it's looking gorgeous what do you cool cobas think how crazy was that burger now how what do I think of that burger that burger was actually pretty good okay I'm not going to stun like I thought okay this is going to taste weird with the caviar and the brain and it's like actually you know what strangely enough excuse me the caviar that I picked complimented the pork brains like texture wise it might have been like something you probably not you're probably not into because you're like fish eggs popping in your mouth but like the taste of the brain with the fish eggs was surprisingly delicious and uh if I saw this s popping like regular stores in general I'd buy it again see how it shimmers yeah for non-alcohol and zero sugar that's not that bad you want to see how I made that [ __ ] crazy ass burger you got to check out part one you [ __ ] wankers cuz I put like bacon grease and Cheetos on the top bun it was insane dude then you see me piling on the uh pork brains and top of the the caviar and such I me eating and trying the pork rins fresh out of the can very festive for this time I would think yes yeah that is good [ __ ] sod pop that tastes just like cherry koolie you know how like some things have like a medicine like if you try to test like you know what I'm saying this doesn't taste mediciney at all I know there are some things when you like you try a cherry or like a grape drink or what have you and sometimes it comes off as kind of like ca syrup is you know what I'm saying tasting like no this you don't get that at all it's just smooth straight up that tastes like straight up Cherry Kool-Aid that is exquisite I'm thinking to myself you know we tried the burger H I might have one more sod pop to try that I haven't tried on camera yet as a bonus [Music] now the YouTube fans sent me these sod pops and uh they don't got to have alcohol in them to be fun you know it's always good to try what people are working with and we got a butterscotch beer so it's basically like a butter beer kind of thing you know non-alcohol as it says right there but it sips like alcohol it's got the bottle and everything so we're going to grab a [ __ ] bottle opener and we're going to open it then for a bonus uh Solly pop review we're going [Music] to give it to go butterscotch a butterscotch beer it's basically like root beer it's just non alcohol on the [ __ ] label yeah but this stuff definitely has sugar in it I can taste it hold up a second oh [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell that's good YouTube two very delicious drinks this one though if I had to pick between the Cherry one or the butterscotch beer here can't say it's hard to pick because they're both really good the uh butterscotch beer as it's called but it's a non-alcoholic you know kind of like root beer basically and yeah like I said this this is good I like the uh The Cauldron and the broomstick on the label it seems a bit festive especially for this time of year yes and I hope everyone has an awesome Halloween shares and stay safe and Casper got hit with an unexpected snowstorm E I imagine this is what butter beer from Harry Potter would probably taste like and that's probably why the fan got it for me yeah that is sugary good oh look even the cap has like a little witches called kind of thing right there yeah okay now what do I got to say about the burger first of all Burger it's a little weird adding the pork brains in the caviar but that's why people tune in to watch overall surprisingly not half bad in fact I'd remake that burger again just the way I made it the pork Brands complement the cier nicely this The Taste and the way the flavors each one you like you kind of sample your ingredients while you're making it you know you learn what works and what doesn't work I did finish off all my alcohol at the current moment but that's just fine and I figured I'd do a crazy Burger video oh there's a little spider left at the bottom there yeah that's really good soda pum man that cherry straight up basilis blood like I said this straight up tastes like Cherry Kool-Aid and it doesn't taste medicine or anything like that just straight up Cherry Kool-Aid the best way to describe it accurate it's delicious this stuff the butterscotch beer it tastes as advertised it tastes like a butterscotch flavored soda pop that's real [ __ ] sugary just really sweets overall crisp oh carbonated too excuse me when I order this actually if I saw either one of these in stores including this one I would definitely uh repurchase not all of my drink reviews have to have alcohol now the weather outside's a bit [ __ ] so feel bad for people try to trick or treat and that that's that's rough that's always one thing I like about Halloween you know it's like people can have good weather to go trick or-treating in you know and and it it's not going to happen here by the looks of it we got hit with a little bit of a snowstorm just to unfortunate timing on that I guess but if you are trick or-treating and it's [ __ ] weather outside stay safe it's cold it's bloody miserable but these are bloody good hold up dude if these if these came in an alcoholic version I'm telling you right now folks it wouldn't have to be super strong like maybe five six% you know a little Mark Hard Lemonade status I'm sure they do make alcoholic versions of what I'm drinking here and that's just fine regardless with or without because that's pretty good for a soda pump yeah I'm thinking that's getting the Cobra Sil approval now the burger was a little wacky folks a lot of people are going to be watching that going what yeah wol flying I told these trolls to Suck My Ass Burgers oh goddamn son yeah I'm not sure what I'm doing for Halloween but I wanted to I wanted to [ __ ] make a burger video and be like look what I did I made a Halloween burger with pork brains again we return to dawn of the pork brains part two part one was like you know the Zombie Burger that I made and like I do crap like this year round it doesn't have to be like [ __ ] Halloween for me to like want to do something just crazy and out there but it's like okay I want to get fancy it's got to be bougie it's got to be fancy I don't care how expensive the ingredients are it's the prestige the idea the principle of the matter let's make this happen people and I tried the burger and I'm like you know what I had an idea and I went for it and that's you know course when you watch part one you'll get the idea so it's you know what I'm saying and I gotta say that burger was random on the ingredients you [Music] bet man I don't even give a damn there's alcohol in either one of these beverages those are both really [ __ ] tasty that uh this butterscotch non-alcoholic is uh pretty good it works if you go a Halloween party where like multiple peoples are coming over you know and maybe not all of them are in the drinking like you got people of a certain audience coming over they're not quite old enough you know what I'm saying you can still have a good time and get your sugar rush on you know what I'm saying because that's kind of the whole point of candy is you know you get your sugar rush on right jeez but that being said folks part one you're like there's no [ __ ] way you're like you're watching part one like you're about to throw up and then you're thinking there's no way he tried that burger you sayen part two well yes I definitely tried it and I gave up my honest opinion if I didn't like it on I just straight up tell you you know and honestly I'm not just saying it that burger tasted pretty good putting pork brains on a Wendy's Baconator you know cuz people are like checking out the SpongeBob burger from Wendy's and I think the only reason they got any plug with that is because Wendy's patties are square and SpongeBob Square Pants you know that's that's the connection there folks I'm like well if you're going to make it SpongeBob craby Patty I mean just you know the only thing that made a different was like basically putting Big Mac sauce on on the Wendy's cheeseburger and calling it a day you know and it's like well okay there you go that's that's how I do sometimes I'm like well wait a second I have a wild idea I want to make a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger I want to put caviar in pork brains on it because it's [ __ ] Halloween and people love watching me make gross [ __ ] on my channel like like oh my God what happened that man put pork brains on his bacon cheeseburger with caviar oh my God e good old man why would you do that oh cavar snobs everywhere clutching at their pears in absolute shock like I can't believe C would do that that's not how you kav oh my god Benjamin fetch my limousine I am officially [Laughter] offended oh God damn it like my stuffy Sky voice yeah like C those voices I say I say F like I say I say suck my [ __ ] cut Mr leg Co you can't say that what if I say a rooster Technic click as a [ __ ] as a roasta okay well I guess I could probably slide and probably be a lot funnier let's roll it from the top I'll say I'll say well [ __ ] like corn I say you can suck my rooster how was that that's more appropriate Mr F corn Lorn Thank You Marvin the Martian where's the Kaboom hey hey Patrick freaking swe l spr come the Frog SquarePants you [ __ ] bastards no like it's more than just trying the burger and trying the soda pomps now I'm trying your patience with these annoying voice voice impressions shut up m yeah shut the [ __ ] up Meg all right hey Peter it's Jo Swanson shut the hell up Joe nobody cares ala that's not very nice that was like the worst Cleveland Brown Press Nation I've ever heard oh Loosely inspired he calls out a family guy personation that freaking shs yeah I know it's ridiculous they cannot be winner and impersonations you know like why the hell would you put pork brains and caviar on a burger what's wrong with you you bastard you sick sick bastard and people are G to be going and I I get so much crap for it too like and I already do get crap doesn't matter what I post on my YouTube channel like you call that food ew what's wrong with you you [ __ ] Donuts do not remov H that's a funny [ __ ] movie scene hold up you seen The Three Stooges Bell scene it's quite [ __ ] hilarious see most people would think okay if I'm going up a ladder to to go to a job site I should probably turn the [ __ ] chainsaw on [Music] I got the S yeah when you're too late what's the matter with you you're trying to HDE [Music] someone oh look [Music] now look what you did it's not my fault it was a chain reaction on a saw See Saw oh a puncher eh where's that hammer no where's that hammer not that no please oh boys oh I'm a victim of circumstance I'll circumstance go Mor hey quit horsing around you two you're disturbing my coffee break oh boy Donuts where's mine they're small why don't you have two okay oh now look what you did moo you got donut stuck in my ear hey you're in luck I got a donut remover right here what a donut remover it's one of these donut remover M Mother Superior is looking for you yeah let me get [Music] him uhoh is that Sister Mary mangala I don't know but the face rings a bell remind me the G right there come on get going here we go hey M hey [Laughter] Larry watch a m quick help me move sister out head crushes her come on come on you you help out you I [ __ ] spash some water on her see I there's too much iron in the water done like car insurance she seems fine to me come on let's go my Superior [Music] oh God damn it okay yeah that's enough of that nonsense