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we live on the YouTube channel what the [ __ ] is up YouTube it's your boy king cobra chilling like a rockstar villain shout out to Maggie that's what's up cheers and a shout out to Fan girl Decay most definitely what's up check out the new customized girl t-shirt [Music] it's a play on words I tap that get it guitar tapping you know I was a little drunk and a little you know out there when I came up with that T-shirt design and I thought I'd tap that wait that that could be an awesome guitar t-shirt I'm like yes we're still doing that I will be doing a green fanom t-shirt on Halloween when I officially put the costume on I'll make one last Halloween t-shirt for the season and and I appreciate youall tuning in to watch me go live I don't care if Jessica's watching this hi Jessica you are more obsessed with me than my YouTube trolls actually I'm not sure which one it is I don't know who sucks my [ __ ] hard or my psychotic X or my [ __ ] YouTube trolls and shout out to Ross Miche I'll be sure to check out his uh his you his uh kick I posted it in the community page he needs it the subscriptions for his brain surgeries because he has epilepsy and he's a huge fan of my videos and every subscriber to his kick helps with him with his surgery just hanging out sipping on some good drink combo be live chilling like Rockstar villains Jessica finally bought a proper litter box for herself well I'm glad that's going to be better than pissing in the cat box or in the Box in her parents attic Jessica bought herself a litter box that's adorable that's got to be better than pissing in a boxing a parents attic crazy cat ladies be like I'm washing my face dude I've already got fan girls hitting me up left and right you know what I'm saying because like like you still with jusica I'm like [ __ ] no yeah Jessica Bo was my girlfriend she's now my ex and she won't stop stalking me cheers it's she's the [ __ ] worst I'm watching my face yeah exactly lamb exactly you're absolutely welcome Maggie thank you for watching one of my fan girls wanted me to go live so I'm like all right let's go live Jessica Bole is probably fake crying right now yeah I bet I bet she is is your [ __ ] teeth update you weirdos I know my teeth are gross and it need to be worked on I got one tooth right here that it's not feeling too good and I gotta get that removed oh I will be getting the wand out to Beverly uh right before Halloween I wanted to make sure I got my new PO box set up and then I had enough money in my wallet to ship it out she'll be getting a t-shirt a pocket knife because Jessica Bole sent me back her pocket knife and the t-shirt that she bought on customized girl so I'm like you know what she wants to be like that well then I'll just include them as extra gifts for the $500 wand no Beverly's wand looks gorgeous I had to repaint the handle because I tried to autograph it and it did not turn out too sharp but there was an autograph on the blade of it I really appreciate Beverly doing that for me and I wanted to make sure that her care package includes the wand but some autograph stickers just accessories from the previous albums I'll also be including albums that are no longer available on deathbed tapes so like old school Cobra cassette tapes that are no longer in circulation some of which are autographed thank you now I got Beverly on this 100 YouTube and I appreciate her helping me get my account out of the negative when you did do that it barely got my account to zero and I could have just sent her the one but I wouldn't have been enough you know what I'm saying oh yeah she's getting an autograph bar of tactical soap too that I taking out of my personal stash I ordered five bars of my bond number one even even if she doesn't have a boyfriend or like even if a man doesn't wear it you know it's still something to like have on a shelf and be like it's like having a piece of cobra with you I would highly recommend tanle soap you want to smell like a Marion Alpha the [ __ ] up Dr Squatch more like Dr Squat the bubble pipes cute who you trying to impress man up with some tactical soap coupon code king cobra no longer works I suspect my YouTube trolls are hacking their website or people were not using the code enough so they just discontinued it one of the two but I'm still going to rock the soap and tactical soap works is a therone soap that is designed to make women horny Jack Osborne's always going off about his blue Cho and how it gets your dick hard I'm like yeah but what about getting her into the mood you know what I'm saying bud and you know what me and Jack Osborne have in common we both got sweet righteous beards bruh and tactical s has a beard oil that leave your [ __ ] soft son I you know Jessica loves to smell of my tactical soap that has nothing to do with how strong it is it's just women love the smell of it you see how crazy Jessica is for me and it's like well the soap probably didn't help with that yeah thank you uh great for your 10 I appreciate it stronger than all Florida that's what's up suap and a circle of protection to those going through hurricane season that's that's always rough your Tactical soap drove her mad I think she was already mad to begin with my friend but thank you for your support all right now I'm drinking on a golden mango and it is [ __ ] fire it's a mixture of bardi gold and the monster mango juice absolutely Stellar drink combo my peeps bug Rock gonna have to hide you from the channel there's no such thing as a girly drink it's 2024 drinks do not have a gend identity despite people calling it gender fluid see what I did there yeah [ __ ] off drink what the [ __ ] you want to drink favorite Aussie Osborne album well I love all of Aussie's music and Satan bless his family and I cannot wait to see him get back up on stage a circle protection on Aussie Osborne the prince of [ __ ] darkness and [ __ ] yeah can't wait to see him get back up on stage Aussie loves gly drinks it's all good dude d h I'm pretty sure aie just likes alcohol in general bro gonna have to remove your comments because there's no such thing as girly drinks drinks are not gender based real men can drink what the [ __ ] drink and I'll give a [ __ ] what anyone thinks take a shower oh you're adorable why don't you get a life my teeth need to be worked on it's just no way around it there's your update thanks for the $5 is it really Kelly Osborne's birthday okay hold up if it is I'll take the biggest gulp of alcohol for her if it's not then y'all are [ __ ] kiss my Asbergers with it one second if it is Kelly Al Bun's birthday then happy birthday for sure dude we'll [ __ ] or I get drunk and try to sing changes is it really a kill bones birthday let's see let let's see let's see Google her [ __ ] birthday kind of thing birthday October it is Kelly's birthday Rocking R man yeah so you weren't pulling my [ __ ] leg bloody good it's an excuse to celebrat it's an Osborne's birthday kind of thing that's the only reason why I [ __ ] celebrate December I absolutely [ __ ] hate Christmas but the only reason why I celebrate December is because of Osborne's [ __ ] birthday you said the fan girl Kate rock and roll for Kelly Osborne she is love with your birthday go shorty it's your birthday we're gonna party like it's your birthday go shorty it's your birthday one second to many more birthdays I want all of the OD borns to live to be extremely old and crushy you know what I'm saying it's like whatever God you believe in God bless the osborns and God bless Kelly on her [ __ ] birthday that's so what's the [ __ ] ups [Music] tubes like I respect boundaries but I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying not trying to Spur out on it but Aussie Osborne's got some hot ofage daughters bro Kelly is a total mil now man and all serious s know I hope her and Sid have an amazing and amazing marriage to many years of blissfulness a circle of protection around her and her her family and fox sios it's Kelly Osborne's birthday let's all get drunk smoke your pot drink your booze if you're watching Cobra right now on stream I want you to get [ __ ] wasted for Aussie [ __ ] Osborne's daughter it's her [ __ ] birthday and we're going to celebrate it we're gonna [ __ ] celebrate we're drinking the rest of this and then the rest of my sixpack of Bud Light Platinum that I have I got an open one from last night I was sipping on so whatever you [ __ ] do eat some delicious food drink some delicious drink and here to Kelly man wow I feel unhappy I am so sad she is my baby I love her so we're going through changes changes we need you to talk about gender [ __ ] gender Rel rul ations [ __ ] you it's Kelly Osborne's birthday we're going to celebrate that instead I think people are right sick and tired of hearing me talk about gender relations man because it's just the same talking points women are equally as perverted creepy and disgusting and [ __ ] off as men but that's the only we're talked about when men do it coobs aie and Sharon are legends the children oh that's not very nice no no no no no you're not gonna talk [ __ ] on Jack and Kelly like that or Amy for that matter [ __ ] you [ __ ] you well I agree Sharon and Aussie are the best I absolutely adore the osbornes my favorite celebrity family the Kardashians can [ __ ] off but no if you're going to praise Aussie and Sharon don't talk [ __ ] on their [ __ ] kids you [ __ ] like wow CS has finally reached Enlightenment I reached that a long time ago Greg what the [ __ ] are you talking about I hate sickos We're not gonna talk like that about Kell on her birthday [ __ ] you I'd rather shoot my dick off in front of Kelly I was born to end sickos go [ __ ] yourself I hate rape it's such a stupid question would you [ __ ] you you're disgusting Here's a thought just because I absolutely worship the ground Aussie urn walks on I think his family kicks ass do not excuse you to harass them Kelly thinks I'm a creep huh well then that's her problem not mine she wouldn't have the lifestyle she has if people like me didn't worship the ground her daddy walked on so I highly doubt that if you're a fan of her dad Aussie Osborne did not die [ __ ] off you know how I know this because I have it on standby you [ __ ] A's gonna live to be 115 he's going to get back on stage and it's going to be [ __ ] awesome he did not [ __ ] die I just Googled his name [ __ ] you [ __ ] hey creepy yeah you you know what Huff duster that's [ __ ] stupid hide user there's a good chance Kelly Osborne has no idea who the [ __ ] I am because her dad's got so many [ __ ] fans and I'm just another face in the crowd and I'm perfectly fine with that I don't give a damn if the osbornes notice me just worship them and leave them alone you know any plans for Halloween yeah I want to be going to my therapy session wearing my green Phantom costume and making a green Phantom t-shirt and if I got any weed or alcohol smoking and drinking you know that's pretty much the extent of my Halloween right there I totally Play Changes out loud if I didn't get a copyright strike just chilling out like a rockar villain found out it was Kelly Osborne's birthday today so I'm like let's [ __ ] celebrate if you don't know who Killy osbor is you're [ __ ] living under a rock you don't know who's who's who and what's coming up and what's the new trend you know what I'm saying get hammer for Kelly Osborne I'm working on it you know I made this [ __ ] drink com to rip on my ax but in all honesty it's really [ __ ] tasty but to fix me another one when it runs out it's like what both of my idols aie osbor and Danny philth have gorgeous of age daughters but I'm not going to try anything because they'd be like they're like sisters to me you know what I'm saying YouTube I watch them grow up through social media and through like the reality shows and [ __ ] I'm only 33 mind you so it's it's I'm a lot than Kelly by a couple years but not by much now does that make me a creep I can acknowledge that they're attractive but I'm not going to try anything because they're like little sisters to me watching them grow up and on top of that it's like no I respect my Idols too much how does that make me a creep it's creepy season [ __ ] well Roblox Bella I'm sorry for your loss that is a good song Mama a circle of protection for them defined by them because yes I can do I use my magic to help people I very rarely use my satanic powers to hurt people unless they really deserve it Satan's just misunderstood you got to use your powers for good Satan's not the bad guy organized religions long of killing alorn [ __ ] is what's fu yeah organized religion can suck my yeah leave it at that this is I'm sorry if people YouTube poop this and they're like what the [ __ ] you know if you worship Jesus Christ that's your choice I don't care to quot Aussie Osborne's dreamer your higher power may be God or Jesus Christ it doesn't matter really much to me without each other's hope there ain't no help well without each other's help there ain't no hope for us that we start to start our religious differences and just get along as a human species be nice but it ain't gonna happen Long Live aie Osborne and [ __ ] Jesus Christ oie Osborne is God that that could be a t-shirt if I get away with it like [ __ ] your Jesus Christ aie Osborne is God it's Kelly's birthday do I like to gamble yeah Casper Wyoming's got a couple of gambling casino type places where you can go and smoke and have a drink and it's it's the best I like going to Wilding Downs personally no he couldn't if you're going to talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne or his awesome family you're going to get deleted from my chat if you don't like Aussie Osborne or his family then keep it to yourself because I one of Aussie Osborne's biggest fans kiss my Knuckles black flame to light my green smoke that's what I'm saying these trolls need to get a life exactly Steve you [ __ ] said it 10 Aussie Osborne songs Mama I'm Coming Home Crazy Train Breaking All the Rules Staying Alive ultimate sin waiting for Darkness hold up I've been drinking so it's gonna take me a minute see on the other side Bark at the Moon Hellraiser that's nine H [ __ ] rock and roll Rebel there we go Fairies Wear Boots yeah if you don't know who Kelly Osborne is but then you're living under a [ __ ] rock she's one of the coolest chicks you know cuz it's her birthday you know she's one of the coolest chicks because she's a [ __ ] Osborne and Aussie rules yeah I would totally send Kelly Osborne some tactical soap to spice up her marriage with her awesome slipnot husband boyfriend Sid yeah you said it exed Long Live Aussie [ __ ] then you watch A's gonna live to be a [ __ ] 115 and he's gonna get back out on stage and keep making music glad you got away from your ex-girlfriend she's toic I fully agree dude in fact I feel sorry for aie Osborne's first daughter because she has the same first name okay so it's Halloween season Kelly's a hollyw that said God damn it I meant to say Halloween baby but I [ __ ] that up what's in Aussie Aussie Osborne's one of the greatest musicians alive next to Danny filth if you don't know who the [ __ ] those people are then you need to do some musical homework I mean would not have Aussie Osborne and Danny filth's Cradle of Filth without the Beatles it's the trifecta you know what I'm saying YouTube [ __ ] show you how to make one of these cup mango monster I'm want take the bardi gold and the mango monster and pour both at the same times until our cups full some up for the homies man little snickel in there yeah it smells like bardi m bardi not [Music] sponsor but the resulting drink combo looks like that long live Aussie shout out to Jack and Brian from Phil that's what's up thank you for your generosity and [ __ ] sios and [ __ ] the trolls I don't know how to read that [ __ ] Asian writing you got there bud but thank you for your $2 donation if you're going through a psycho X situation I'm sorry to hear it it is pretty [ __ ] rough shout out to Teddy from uh your wife paid for a $2 holler on YouTube vanilla vodka and root beer that sounds tasty enough I like Pinnacle Whipped Cream and like birthday cake Pinnacle is so delicious a favorite birthday drink combo of is taking like vanilla Coke and mixing it with uh birthday cake Pinnacle Vodka it is exquisite golden mango let's let's do it I made this drink com going to make fun of my ex-girlfriend but it turned out to be really [ __ ] tasty hold up that Beetle juicy burger was [ __ ] fabulously delicious thank you for asking that dude I have a good chunk of it left I'll be eating the rest of that for lunch and dinner when I get peckish yeah that burger was [ __ ] huge and delicious King what the [ __ ] is even that diser the [ __ ] are you going on about Jessica Bo is trying to shoot you that's crazy long live Aussie I agree Long Live Aussie a b the prince of [ __ ] darkness and yeah it is beyond [ __ ] crazy like I wish Jessica would just leave me the [ __ ] alone you don't see me stalking Aussie Osborne or his family or my EXC crushes like this just because they don't notice me it's [ __ ] stupid you know and aie Osborne's health is more important to me than Sharon and Aussie noticing my ass it's the truth and Aussie's going to get a second win as soon as he does you'll see it did aie sign you yet oh you're hilarious well one Sharon only signs people she's closer related to and two he doesn't have to I've already got a record deal with deathbed tapes and three I'll say it again Aussie Osborne's [ __ ] health is more important than Sharon assigning me dude leave them alone now B and Sharon made it safely back to England and they're enjoying welder's Place cheers you look okay like not sure what the [ __ ] that even means but thank you for your donation if you could only save one from a certainty death who would you save Aussie or Danny filth or Jessica well it definitely wouldn't be Jessica that's for sure you're gonna make me pick between Danny filth and Aussie Osborne that's I pick it between my two favorites bacon cheeseburgers and pizza you know it's one of those things I'd say both myidol and just sacrifice myself good question also [ __ ] Jessica hey Teddy I'm not trying trying to steal your wife Bud she asked me to give you a shout out so I did it's not my fault that women find me attractive shout out to Lauren and her friend Benny thank you and Long Live Aussie cheers thanks Leatherface for your $ two I rather not get into Politics on my channel king cobra fan girl gonna have to ban you for talking [ __ ] on oie Osborne we're not having it it's all about Good Vibes and power to the people you know and fight Darth fny over for Halloween that'd be [ __ ] amazing I love Darth he's a brother from another mother dude Darth Lin is a good dude check out his knives yeah aie Osborne is a [ __ ] Legend and I absolutely [ __ ] adore him in his family he's the [ __ ] and getting your your knuckles tattooed [ __ ] hurts I love Aussie o born and my two favorite colors are black and green so there you go my ex-girlfriend at the time summer did these and then then they faded and I was aware of the fact that they were going to fade I was the fourth person she tattooed my girlfriend at the time was getting into tattooing and uh I didn't care if they turned out like [ __ ] I wanted to support my girlfriend at the time and I get free ay Knuckles two birds one stone you know and for me the fourth person she tattooed she didn't do a half bad job and then when we broke up I got him touched up at black Sunday does Aussie Osborne laugh at fart porn I'm sure he would I know I do because it's one of those things where it's like that can't be a [ __ ] category and you look it up you see some like chick getting naked talking all dirty and sexual and you're like okay okay and then she bends over and farts and immediately you go from being horny to laughing your ass off you can't take it seriously fart porn that's so silly Long Live Aussie happy birthday klian copes happy 40th oh you're hilarious see I'm only 33 man I'll be 40 when I will be 40 I'm not going to be 40 for a couple more years bud I'll be 3 for [ __ ] next year I'm not gonna answer my [ __ ] phone while I'm on stream sorry folks nobody wants to watch me [ __ ] talk on my phone that's not entertaining farts make me laugh I think pineapple on Pizza is absolutely disgusting and I think farts are funny so Sumi shout out to Alex and Jackie becoming parents thank you Troy for your $2 brother that's what's up how much money do you need to donate to unban everyone on YouTube more than you can afford and if you got banned you got banned for a reason poison apple cocktail at king cobra JFS one shot of Apple Source one shot of Jager Meister top with cranberry juice and Ice that sounds marvelous thank you for your suggestion yes farts are hilarious no I have not tried the Wendy's Krabby Patty yet because from what I can gather it's just a Wendy's Krabby Patty like attempt CU like SpongeBob Square Pants is square and Wendy's has Square panties that's the only similarity that you're going to get it's basically a krabby it's basically a Wendy's cheeseburger with Big Mac sauce what I can gather which sounds pretty [ __ ] tasty I'm not gonna lie but I'm good on that man I got plenty of burger to munch out on when I when the when the booze Munchies kick in if you saw my last [ __ ] video I did some door dashing from Denny's order the ordered the beetle juicy burger and juicy was an understatement those hash browns that big ass bacon cheeseburger even though they forgot my bourbon sauce and what have you I'm not complaining because that burger from Denny's was absolutely scrumptious what's am I drinking on today ah yes a golden mango which consists of bardi gold and monster mango Loco juice surprisingly really tasty we all live in a Cobra Submarine Yellow Submarine parody yeah show Sean is he alive sea is just fine what this [ __ ] my little Charlie McCarthy customade vilic was dummy you're disgusting [ __ ] you that's disgusting bald thank you for your [ __ ] five well Jessica boils a [ __ ] the fact that she reacted to it shows I her sad life not the other way around Bud hide comments Jessica Bole doesn't own bardi gold I made that combo to make fun of her and then she's [ __ ] reacting to it shows you that I'm a better troll than she is shout out to Ben from drunken peasants thank you for your $2 Scarlet thank thank you for your $67 oh Hall's Eve I don't really have any plans I might go to the bar I might stay home and drink but one thing's for sure I'm putting on my green Phantom costume my birth time I'm not sure I was born March 26th I 1991 thank you for your $2 shout out to Dylan for coming out this gay congrats I'm cool with gay people man that's what's up it's all about you know being a straight Ally thank you moosey for your $2.79 did I miss a $50 donation well all this money you guys were giving me is really going to come in handy for next month's YouTube cycle oh I did miss that thank you uh need a backpack for your $50 I've got plenty of food right now I still got to finish the bacon cheeseburger I ordered from earlier but I appreciate that well Dixie you keep supporting me we can make that work thank you for your $2 I don't see all your donations I apologize but I appreciate you all donating and oh how Z drink stream possibly if I have enough to do that I shall thank you Scarlet for your $22.79 Jennifer it'll be okay and there is no you and me we're just two people existing on the internet and if he hurts you because he's a little [ __ ] [ __ ] jealous [ __ ] Insel and that's his problem oh okay you want to know where Sean works all right this bit hey Sean where do you work I work at a funeral H God damn it fix it fix it hold on one second now I glued the monacle to her sht cuz I was getting tired of Sean losing it and now it's kind of a bit where his monocle pops out ow [ __ ] and he gets his eye poked out trying to put it back in it's what it is hold up is that better Sean yes [ __ ] [ __ ] okay Sean where do you work I work at a funeral home you work at a funeral home yep I'm used to seeing [ __ ] with no lives and today's no exception [ __ ] you [ __ ] you no seriously Sean where do you work I work at a flower shop you work at a flower shop smell the roses God damn it no seriously where do you work I work at Taco Bell you work at Taco Bell yeah I'm used to singing dingl Lings with no wies and today's no exception wait a minute you like looking at dingling that's pretty gay Sean you're the one with your hand up my ass Joshy stop it [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll show you an [ __ ] when I [ __ ] fart oh my God hey Teddy I'm not trying to get with your girl homie I'm sorry she's hitting on me I can't control it if chicks find me attracted dude maybe you and her should go see a couple's counselor and work on your [ __ ] cuz the Sean's doing fine I'm G to put him back on the Shelf little shitthead cheeky little [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah Sean's a little handful man oh it's like hey look if Jeff Dunham had Asbergers and feedo alcohol syndrome yay king cobra JFS well [ __ ] Jared that's what I got to say on that what's he G to call me out on what the [ __ ] have I done I'm on apologetically my autistic goth self and that triggers people I'm not afraid to be myself I'm not afraid to keep hating sickos I'm not afraid to keep doing my thing and that pisses people off door closed Clos check window open double check you know when I do smoke inside my house I I only do it in my computer room and nowhere else and you never really smell the tobacco or any of any of it anywhere else you know it's all contained to one room know when I win the lottery trust and believe I'm gonna [ __ ] pay my parents back so much money dude you don't even know exactly a king does what he wants Ethan you said that the cigar the [ __ ] of choice for today's video is marble one red 100s I'm 80% British [ __ ] off I'm not homophobic I watch lesbian porn Cobra you ever Smoke the Herb yeah I smoke marijuana I love it I love smoking weed for my Asbergers what do you think black flame Delight my green smoke means black flame is Lucifer's flame and the green smoke is Lucifer's lettuce the devil's lettuce think about it favorite Aussie Osborne album I love his music in general I can't really say I have a favorite because there's so many good songs dude Aussie Osborne is a Timeless musician let's get dring for kayy Osborne let's go yeah I'll take another shot for the for the lovely lady of the hour cheers to oie Osborne his amazing family Happy Birthday Kelly I hope you and your husband are doing good you and your husband and kid are safe and everyone in your family is safe and cared for okay you know what why did I fight my own hat I wasn't fighting it I had an autistic meltdown I suffer from Asperger syndrome and sometimes my temper gets the better of me and I've learned to personally reflect upon my own actions because I want to better myself as a person as a result you don't see me like freaking out on camera as much anymore because I've learned to just deal with my temper and be a better person for it hold up a lot of people are donating I didn't mean to ignore I was just kind of going off of my train of thoughts [Music] scrolling through chat here well I if I missed it I apologize but thank you all of you for your shout out to Alex from Scarlet who's recovering in the hospital prostate surgery Jesus Christ that's rough he's a big fan will be ordering a wand soon that's what's up I do got to make more wands he can't get a w from king cobra JFS I'd recommend the website where I got my customade w my king cobra wand from I plugged it on drug and peasants last nights show the unboxing of it and then showed the website where I can like [ __ ] make one kind of thing yeah I like to make uh I make magic wands for Etsy because I'm like the biggest Harry Potter nerd you know my favorite house is Slytherin because I love snakes oh Josh loves snakes no oh his YouTube stage name stage name is king cobra so I can't imagine why the yeah where's my wand Beverly it'll be in the mail next week I got you I had to get my new PO box set up I had to get a bunch of stuff done and gathered for the box your one Beverly you want to see what it looks like I'll get it to you in the mail next week sometime this week you know what I'm saying post office is closed here the Halo music Beverly here's your magic wand I got it all done I'm going to get it in the mail sometime this week week you asked for an autograph wand so I autographed it with Josh sandre on the blade you wanted pink well no you didn't want pink but you wanted like purple and green and I'd made it with purple and green Long Live oie [ __ ] with a touch of pink it's autographed you ask for an autograph wand I got you look out I've been charging it with good energy I wanted to make it look pretty and [ __ ] include a bunch of little trinkets with it like the glass Beed on the tip of it is a nice touch like the leather and trust me Beverly you're going to get your wand sometime this week hopefully before a little bit after Halloween I've been charging it with good energy Long Live aie Osborne the prince of [ __ ] darkness and happy birthday to Kelly Osborne your wankers you question Cobra's methods to his magic but there's a me method to my madness and it works as the ageold expression goes if I miss any of your [ __ ] donations I [Music] apologize my magic for you ladies and gentlemen I love making sh [ __ ] move with my mind with my mind Long Live Aussie I was born the prince of [ __ ] Darkness see I was nowhere near that [ __ ] lizard thing of mine and it just moved on its own thanks to my telekinesis Powers it's like Cobra's magic my ass he's taking the piss out of everything it's like no he's not it just moved on its own he's a real witch oh I consider myself a cobra demon I'm much more power some mere witch but that's nether here no there do it again no way it's like well I'll do it again if I feel like doing it again you're a wizard Joshy yeah I've watch me [ __ ] make [ __ ] move with my mind like some Matilda type [ __ ] before if you tune into the right brain frequencies you can make [ __ ] move with your mind it's called telekinesis stuff like that's what I'm Into You Know discovering the real truth to real superhuman Powers burn something he says okay I want to burn a cigarette look look at that you get a ventriloquist in a magic show at the same time it's glorious these things are so bad for your [ __ ] Health it's so [ __ ] disgustingly delicious what kind of smoke it's a maror red 100 American Spirits are delicious I will say that can you food hack at she ball no because that's not food you silly goose thank you bald Vegeta for your $4 99 yeah people are [ __ ] jealous because I make money doing what I love to do and they're stuck at some boring crap job and I get to sit on YouTube and get drunk and make money smoke cigarettes and laugh at all the trolls talking [ __ ] if my ex-girlfriend Jessica Bo comes to [ __ ] Casper Wilding I will have her arrested I plan on getting a protection order against her because it's the only way to [ __ ] get her to stop no I'm not uh what's your [ __ ] name goth Fabio oh you're hilarious with the username I'm not scared of anyone I don't take [ __ ] I don't start [ __ ] I take [ __ ] in the toilet and I finish my [ __ ] I don't cause problems I find Solutions I make problems for people who make problems for me you know and that's the thing of it is I don't go out of my [ __ ] way to harass anyone I just do my thing drink my alcohol smoke my pot listen to Aussie smoke cigarettes make my own meat make my own wands I just do my thing you know and people got a problem with it it's like no one's [ __ ] you know what I'm saying like forcing you to watch Cobra do his thing if Jessica tries to shoot me will you return fire well I personally think that Jessica boy needs to leave me the [ __ ] alone if she tries to [ __ ] shoot me okay I will have the door locked if he tries to [ __ ] shoot me through my door I'll just call the cops on her I'd rather call the cops on her like I said in my last couple of videos violence is a last resort for me you know what I'm saying because I'm a dude if a chick kicks my ass or tries to shoot me I can't defend myself without being called a woman beater and that's kind of [ __ ] but what do you do women have to deal with periods and child birth so I guess it evens out to a point it's like oh you want to hear about Cobra's gender relations well piss off you want to call me a coward well that's [ __ ] hilarious because you couldn't handle my ex-girlfriend's psychotic [ __ ] like I know we're gonna do we're gonna shame the victim Jessica Bole is [ __ ] Revenge pointing me and threatening to murder me on stream [ __ ] off and I don't want to think about Jessica's psychotic [ __ ] man because it's Kelly Osborne's birthday here to another 40 plus years of kicking ass and rocking the entertainment industry and just doing your thing people talk sh on Kelly and Jack Osborne are just [ __ ] sad they might have the recognition because of their father but they've evolved into their own person and they're doing their own thing you know Jack's got his ghost hunting shows and Kelly's doing her thing you know and it's just like if you don't like the osborns then don't pay attention to them because if you're talking [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne and his amazing family you're just jealous because you're not famous it's what it is did I vote not yet I want to go and try to vote on election day like everyone else Aussie Osborne is a great magician man yeah Aussie probably did and I know for a fact that aie [ __ ] with witchcraft and [ __ ] back in the early days of Sabbath would you rather be stuck in an elevator with gothy or Jessica uh I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with gothy to be honest thank you for your $ five I wish my exgirlfriend Jessica Bole would just leave me alone Beverly you will get your wand patience is a virtue dear now I got my PO box set up and I've got a bunch of goodies lined up in the Box it'll be coming to you sometime this week so just got a chill cheek on yeah Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is fire I agree who the [ __ ] is the dingo person if he did pass away rest in peace condolences [ __ ] sios and [ __ ] the trolls no Hy is definitely not a sponsor I'm just one of his biggest fans which is kind of a [ __ ] CL claim to make because a lot of people claim the same thing how many Aussie shirts do I have honestly I don't [ __ ] know but like 95% of my wardrobe is either like crad filth t-shirts or Aussie t-shirts and some black jeans from Walmart kind of thing it's goth on a budget yeah man local covers I don't know about that oh Jessica shows up she's not going to get inside she'll get arrested