ciggarette review and rant

YouTube it's your boy king cobra back at it with another video and I have some Crown some crowns menthol cigarettes there's some shout outs that need to be given one second let's see here shout out to Jeremy and DJ Kota thank you for your $ five from each of you that allowed me to give get two packs of cigarettes crowns two packs of crown cigarettes cost me about $9 to 51 cents so I appreciate it thank you for your support so we're going to do it I I've already tried their menthols off camera they're not half bad but I want to give y'all a official review now smoking is for 21 and up it's a disgusting habit let's get it I also got a Jack Daniel southern peach little beverage these are [ __ ] Splendid honestly one of my favorite Jack Daniels beverages right here and I love Jack Daniels in general my favorite whiskey not a sponsor made famous by ACDC and Frank Sinatra you know the very same company refreshing so apparently Jessica Bole is trying to come back to Casper after I told her we broke up I don't want to see her again if she shows up to my house again I will have her arrested for stalking I'll have her trespass from my house and I'll put a restraining order on her ass if Jessica boo really loved me she would just leave me alone and let it go realize it's over your [ __ ] psycho dumb [ __ ] is what caused most of this [ __ ] right to my you YouTube trolls didn't help the situation but you know Jessica's not completely innocent here like I'm just so sick of all of it man people just need to leave me alone and let me do my thing and they won't because I'm not afraid to be myself and everyone else is that's why I get so much [ __ ] hate dude it's the truth now crowns are a cheap cigarettes as you can gather and they're not bad for the price you're paying they're not bad for a cheap cigarette again the shout out I gave earlier they donated like five a piece to my cash app and I appreciate it that on my phone's working again I'm able to do my Cameo shout outs so I appreciate yall booking me for those as well oh my God that is so [ __ ] good it's explosion of peachy goodness these Jack Daniels Peach cocktails are for 21 and up and uh these have about 4.8% alcohol by volume so it's not super strong but it's enough it's enough each can equals one pint have a pint Governor apparently Jessica Bole didn't like the song I wrote called toxic love and it made her super [ __ ] hurt and she started talking mad [ __ ] on her Instagram and my YouTube fans were not having it they Mass flagged her video and got her [ __ ] taken down but part of don't [ __ ] with Cobra is so hard to understand like I don't know who's more obsessed with me my YouTube trolls are my psycho ex-girlfriend it's ridiculous ous all this attention for little old me boy do I feel special Jack Daniels sincerely this right here oh yeah southern peach cocktails are delicious if you love Peach flavored things you're going to love this I had it sitting in my fridge for the last couple of hours so it is ice cold to the touch that's going down real smooth now I told Jessica we broke up and do not show up to my house without my consent oh I would never do that she does it anyways [ __ ] her she's the worst and then she tried telling me and I quote I would never call the cops on you Josh and she doesn't anyways and I had to explain to the cast Police Department how my ex-girlfriend's a psycho stalker and to basically ignore her [ __ ] it's pretty [ __ ] sad when the Casper Police Department gets so many calls about king cobra that they're just like well we're kind of used to it by now and we acknowledge that it's just trolls just trying to stir up trouble and it's like you know what dude leave the police out of it they got bigger and better things to deal with they being like Oh well Cobra said this well Cobra did that kiss my Asbergers I would never call the cops on my trolls unless they were trying to harm themselves or harm me I would never call the cops on Jessica unless she was trying to harm herself or harm me so like you know I don't appre I don't I don't appreciate it you're wasting the police department's time you're wasting my time and there's no need for it these [ __ ] idiots not realize that I have members of the police department who watch my videos so they know what's up but Cobra's a decent dude and he's a little bit exentric and weird yes but people are just [ __ ] you need to leave him the [ __ ] alone I'm I'm not going to stop being my awesome self you don't like it suck my dick you don't like it don't watch my videos the amount of hatred I get is just beyond [ __ ] sad because these people act like they're being forced to watch my videos and and they're Nots you know I'm just doing my [ __ ] thing and it pisses people off one second oh that's good dude Jack Daniel southern peach I'm here for it that's a good beverage right there yes sir it's pretty [ __ ] sad when even my YouTube fans are starting to acknowledge dude people need to leave Josh the [ __ ] alone what the [ __ ] is wrong with people people are obsessed with hating me so I must be doing something right pissing off the establishment pissing off the system the [ __ ] yourself every time Jessica Bole has come to see me the cops are always getting involved she yells at me I can't put up with it anymore dude it's it's an emotional roller coaster with Jessica it is when she's up here doing good not being a complete psycho [ __ ] she's actually decent enough to get along with but then when she crashes it comes down here you can't talk to her dude she's impossible and psycho women like that there's no need for them man I honestly would think that Jessica Bole needs to get off the internet quit drinking and to seek some mental help I think it would do her wonders but she won't do it because she's more stubborn than I am and I can't [ __ ] stand her dude and she's trying to come back to Casper despite all the nasty [ __ ] she said about me it's like realistically and that's just it if I'm such a horrible person why the [ __ ] are you trying to come back to Casper in the first place oh cuz you miss Casper because you love Josh [ __ ] you see most people would be like okay Jessica Josh is as horrible as you say he is all the [ __ ] you talk about him why the [ __ ] you still trying to come back to Casper nobody buys her delusional [ __ ] she tries to control and manipulate people and no no one's buying it dude everybody can see through her bullshits and when you call her out on it she gets pissed off she gets pissed off because I stand up for myself and I don't just take it you know how is that my fault Jessica Bole needs mental help and and I would suspect that Jessica probably hasn't had the nicest of boyfriends growing up but I'm not like her shitty boyfriends that she's had in the past if anything it's like oh hey my YouTube fans are paying for your plane tickets so you can come out and see me you think okay don't bite the hand that feeds but there's no reasoning there was no reasoning with Jessica Bole she claims to be about communication but she's a total hypocrite on her own values like if we're fighting like she'll literally start a fight over nothing and then start yelling at me when she's drunk instead of putting the camera down and being like hey social media I'll get back to you after we're done fighting I want to talk about this like mature adults no she won't do it she'll film the entire [ __ ] thing trying to make herself out to be the victim like poor me poor me and then when it gets broadcast all over the Internet she'll throw a huge fit because Jessica mes has sniped my videos [ __ ] you you insufferable slagg it now Jessica wants to come back to Casper can't say I blame her Casper is a pretty mountain town but if she shows up to my house again I will call the cops on her I called the cops on her last time she did it and by the time the cops did show up me and her were drinking and we were getting along just fine I figured okay maybe Jessica's matured a little bit and she's realized the error of her ways but it's like dude I have Asbergers you can't just start yelling at me for no reason it doesn't work dude talk to me like I'm a mature adult and she won't it's been nothing but drama since every time she comes to see me it's nothing but drama and yelling and fighting I don't want any part of it having a girlfriend should not come with this much headache and [ __ ] and constantly talking about how she wants to kill herself and oh Josh I know I'm ugly you could have a chick way hotter than me you're so handsome blah blah blah I'm like yes I'm aware of that thank you but I'm still trying to give you a chance despite how insufferable you are and I got tired of it dude I I gave her one more chance because I felt sorry for her more than anything and all I wanted to do was cuddle up with her on the couch with a little bit of Jack Daniels and watch Tombstone because even though it's a gritty gory western movie it has the sweetest most romantic ending with wi approaching Josephine going I promise to love you the rest of my life don't worry why my family's rich and I thought okay you know she's talking about how I want to watch Tombstone with you blah blah blah but now you can't watch a movie with Jessica because she's way too 8hd she got to ask 10 million questions well how do western guns work the same as any other gun you put bullets into the gun you pull the trigger it goes bang oh and then Jessica Bole when she was with me hanging out and the trolls were pissing her off she literally asked me show me how your shotgun works so I could blow my head off and I said no Jessica I'm not doing that to my shotgun and you're not gonna [ __ ] kill yourself knock it the [ __ ] off after she gave me a [ __ ] bracelet too that say stop suicide like what the [ __ ] dude I'm sick of it I am physically sick of it and they're like you know what after six years of not getting any [ __ ] and Jessica comes into my life I'm like [ __ ] it trying to make the best of it see what happens not even two months into knowing her I'm like well I wouldn't mind getting to know you in real life but let's get to know each other privately through FaceTime before we make any Hast decisions and I didn't even get to have that say in the in the matter she just rushed right over here by golly I'm sick of it and I'm like no no I could find a chick in her 20s that's super banging easy to look at even easier to get along with that's not going to give me this much [ __ ] there are plenty of good-look women in Casper wild I mean I don't need you know I was willing to make the longdistance crap work I'm like I don't care if Jessica's the prettiest I don't care if she's older than me I don't care about her past boyfriends whatever I tried to make it work and I couldn't do it so sue me most guys couldn't put up with their [ __ ] I guarantee you that and Jessica Bo's like I need to get my [ __ ] together and it's like honey you're never gonna get your [ __ ] together you're 40 [ __ ] years old with six cats living at home with your mom and dad you have hit the wall as Terrence pop famously said only instead of box wine in Cat Land it's bardi in Cat Land you know because Jessica loves her bardi and then all these people tell me about all the crap she's done when she's pissed off at me it shows you the kind of person she is then talk to me like a mature adult and I know when she's goingon to say well how am I supposed to talk to you like a mature adult if you blocked me I'm like I don't know you gave me time to cool off and like forget and forgive and maybe I might reach out to you but no literal [ __ ] worst dude she wants to sit here and make all these accusations about me being XYZ whatever and she still wants to come up to Casper like what the [ __ ] is wrong with this woman insufferable I can't stand her dude there's only so much a person could take I've been bullied and picked on my entire life and rejected by every chick I've like since the fourth grade and quite frankly I wish I was still going through my six-year dry spell I wish I never would have met Jessica Jesus [ __ ] Christ and then when Jessica Bole tells me oh you're the first guy to buy me jewelry and she got super emotional about it was that a lie or is that just something to tug at my heart string you know and seeing how Jessica Bole is it doesn't [ __ ] surprise me that I'm the first guy to buy her jewelry and not because I wanted to marry her but just because at the time she was my girlfriend I show her the ring she's like oh that's pretty I want and me being the guy that I am that's how you're supposed to treat women I bought it for her and she gushes about it WS the [ __ ] out of that ring look how pretty it is CU Cobra's got fine taste in jewelry and I know how to treat women but respect is a two-way street it really is and people are sitting there going Cobra I'm worried about you Jessica's tried to come back to Casper blah blah blah and I'm like I'm not scared of her I'm four times her [ __ ] size [ __ ] around and find out you know not trying to be a dick but it's the truth I ain't scared of Jessica she [ __ ] tries anything I'll call the cops on her and have her arrested for stalking oh when I call Jessica out on stalking me the first time she was like it's not stalking because I love you Josh [ __ ] you it doesn't work like that for guys if guys try to pull on that crap we would be arrested so quickly dude because the system is so stacked against dudes no one gives a [ __ ] about dudes it's what it is because dudes want to get their dick sucked so of course naturally they care about women more than they care about men men's rights Miss like I don't need Jessica Bo's mental [ __ ] you want to come to Casper and [ __ ] hang out and Casper I get it Casper is a beautiful mountain town but if you show up anywhere near my ass I'll calling the cops and having you arrested for stalking I let it go the first time because she had alcohol and I felt sorry for her and I wasn't going to make my fans pay for her hotel room the fact that Jessica Bo is ebegging for a trip back to Casper after all the horrible things she accused me of most people would think okay if Josh is so horrible then why the [ __ ] do you want to go back to Casper H she tells on herself dude Terence pops [ __ ] said it give women enough time and space and they will tell on themselves I can't [ __ ] stand her and you know what she did when Chris went on Courtney's stream and told anybody who would listen that yeah Jessica's hanging out with Josh she staying at his house until she leaves she gets all pissed off like [ __ ] Chris [ __ ] him and blah blah blah blah she even told Chris oh I'm not going to drink any alcohol while at Josh's she lied to her [ __ ] teeth dude and then what does she do she immediately starts streaming she immediately starts streaming and confirms that I'm with her hanging out kind of thing like the mental disconnect is surreal dude so let me get this straight you're pissed off that Chris told everyone that you're hanging out with me so instead of just ignoring it and be like I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about she immedately goes live without telling me and then H when she's pissed at me she says all this [ __ ] about me like I'm over it dude I'm physically [ __ ] over it told me she wouldn't call the cops on me and she doesn't anyways so you can't take what she says seriously because she's mentally insane and she thinks oh if I do this and that I can control the narrative to my favor and when it doesn't work out in her favor she [ __ ] throws a fit about it like an overgrown [ __ ] child and I'm sick of it [ __ ] sick of it there are women like Jessica out there that think oh if they give you sex and clean your house and cut for you they you'll just simp for them and do whatever they say and believe anything that they say I'm telling you it's [ __ ] it's toxic and it's disgusting because when women complain about how men just use women for blah blah blah X Y and Z but it's like you know women know exactly how to play the system and play it to their favor men do it too like let's acknowledge it for what it is people are [ __ ] but when you call out Jessica Bo's bull crap but she gets defensive and starts getting like verbally abusive I don't need that [ __ ] in my life I don't I don't and I can't blame Jessica for wanting to come back to Casper Wyoming because like I said Casper Wyoming is a pretty sweet little mountain town but if she comes anywhere near my ass I'm having the cops call on her and this time I'm not going to be nice and say oh we're working it out officer thank you for your time sorry to bother you because that's exactly what happened I called a non-emergency number and because it was a non-emergency they took a long ass time to get here and I don't blame them you know First Responders are busy dealing with real problems and Jessica brought some alcohol over and I figured okay we'll drink have a good time maybe [ __ ] like talk about it whatever and to a degree that's kind of what happened but once she started on her once she started on her crazy [ __ ] again I'm like no no I don't need this crap I don't Jessica Bole is the kind of chick that will mentally and physically entrap you with her mental [ __ ] and then as soon as you overreact you're [ __ ] because Society is stacked against men it is what it is so be warned do not trust her bullshits Jessica Bole is the [ __ ] wor first what initially drew me to Jessica Bo was the fact that she had big old titties and she got a smart mouth and I saw a lot of myself inside of her and I felt sorry for her but then once I realized huh she's more mentally insane than I am I'm like nope I don't need this crap I do not need this crap in my life and like she would do stuff to contradict yourself all the [ __ ] time and when you point it out she'd play stupid in deny it like the literal definition of insufferable like you want to accuse me of being an abusive piece of [ __ ] blah blah blah but then why the [ __ ] you still trying to come back to Casper why the [ __ ] are you begging people for money to come back to Casper and S horrible person see logically that doesn't make any sense I hate abusers and I'm not like that it just proves I'm right dude otherwise she wouldn't be begging oh hey guys I want to go back out to Casper Wyoming please give me money [ __ ] her and all my YouTube trolls were funding her trip back to C you're stupid you're going to waste your money and you're dumb I don't got to [ __ ] use my trolls mentally abusive ex-girlfriends against them to [ __ ] with them or to get inside their head I'm already there dude because I completely honestly ignore my YouTube trolls I do not go out of my way to harass my YouTube trolls I don't have to to get inside their head man I'm already there because my trolls will do anything they can think of to [ __ ] harass me it it's sad how I rule their sad [ __ ] life it really is I'll say it again I don't know who's more obsessed with me Jessica Bole or my YouTube trolls and I don't know who's more mentally insane I would think Jessica Bo's more mentally insane than my YouTube trolls but not by much but no I've said my pieace Jessica Bo's insufferable hypocritical [ __ ] narcissistic manipulative [ __ ] and I feel sorry for Jessica Bo's parents these people are [ __ ] Saints for putting up with her [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] Christ like Jessica honey if you're 40 years old living at home with Mommy and Daddy you're never GNA get your [ __ ] together you're never gonna do it you're going to be stuck in Virginia with your parents and your six cats and all the trolls that harass you and that's going to be the rest of your life and there is no escape from it and then when you try to [ __ ] with me call the cops on me or get the trolls and everyone turn against me and it doesn't work because when the cops showed up asking me about being Jessica's [ __ ] after explaining the situation he basically said look I'm not going to press charges on you or Jessica have a good night all right thanks officer you too sorry you have to deal with this he's like oh no problem you know so I'm like what do you what's the end what's the end game here Jessica you want to talk [ __ ] on your [ __ ] YouTube and your Facebook streams about me and when my fans see it and flag your [ __ ] and get your accounts taken away and banned now you have nowhere to post and you're just stuck with your crazy bullshits like [ __ ] you on top of that Jessica Bole is like Jessica messica consumes Jessica Bo's wife Jessica messica and Jessica Bo are obsessed with each other and they just need to Les it out get it over with dude I swear to you and like here's Jessica Bo's story well Jessica Mass was in treatment for her alcohol addiction and she was filming herself in her journey and vlogging about it so Jessica being the white savior that she is decided to rat her out despite the fact they're supposed to be friends see if you were really her friend Jessica you wouldn't have ratted her out you wouldn't have ratted her out you would like you know what what she's doing is illegal and it's against the the rules that the rehab place you would have let herself get caught so it shows you weren't really a friend in the first place and the fact that Jessica Bole said and I quote that her and Jessica messica used to be friends I'm not going to take their rivalry seriously like [ __ ] Christ like I like how Jessica Bo wants to like crap on Jessica messica for living in a home with her mom like that's rich coming from you you live at home with your parents and I like how Jessica Bo wants to crap on messica for like not doing anything but going on the internet and harassing her but you know what the crap that Jessica Bo complains about Jessica messica doing she's done to me apparently yeah so she's not above breaking her own virtues just because she's mad at John she's mad at her and she won't get it through her [ __ ] head that we broke up she won't take the [ __ ] hint she's the absolute [ __ ] worst if you believe any of her [ __ ] you're just as [ __ ] psychotic and stupid as she is [ __ ] yourself what we're going to call this video cigarette review and rant that's about the gist of it