food hack part two

Make a sandwich, man. I got two pieces of that toasted bread action. Get good of that going. Put them in the toaster. our fried spam fried bacon, our fresh mozzarella, some bacon bits, some fresh red onion. Get the skin off of that. Lightly toasted. Hit the bottom bun with some bacon ranch. Top bone. A little bit of bacon ranch. Our olive oil infused mayo. I'm going to mix the two together on the sandwich. Mixing the olive oil mayo with the mayo with the ranch. That's not too bad. I'm going to put a dash of extra hot horseradish on the top bun. This for a kick. St. You saw horse rush in the top. Taking that horse rider sauce. Extra hot. Mix it around with that ranch on hot bun. Don't think we're going to require the use of this knife. So, we're going to put that in the sink to be washed. Put our horseradish up. top bun. We're going to put some garlic salt sprinkle of that. Onion powder, cilantro. Got some freshly cracked ground black pepper. Now I take it and sandwich them together for a second. Kind of take it and just spread Now when Need the pushcido. Two packs of pushcido on our bottom bun. Two packs of pushido. Carrot into chunks and pile on top of the sandwich. Nice, delicious, salty, greasy pushcuto. YouTube, take a look at this this sandwich, dude. Come on. You can't tell me it doesn't look good. I'm going to add that that next. Checking the bacon. We're going to lay it. One side's going crissross top to bottom. Oh yeah. One other side going the other direction. Make like a nice little square with our bacon. Do one side going this way. Crisscross. Making a nice little square of bacon. Oh, YouTube. Look at that. Do the same thing with the uh fried spam. Although I don't think we're going to have a whole lot of room for the other two pieces. That's a lot of [ __ ] meat to push that down. Mhm. You want to have stackability over anything else. Now we got that spam on there. We're going to eat the other piece separately, of course. Next comes the cheese. Make that stack on there nice and neat. Yes, please. This fried spam is cooked to perfection, YouTube. Very unhealthy. Now, what we're going to do next is this sandwich is almost done. So, we're going ahead and top it with some nice a little bit of red onion action. A little bit of red onion on top. sandwich looking pretty good, man. Put these onions back up. I keep my onions in the freezer when I'm not using them. It does give them a rather weird texture when you slice them, but I like the way it fits on the sandwich myself. Now, I take our Oscar Meyer bacon bits and sprinkle some on top of our top bun here. Before we do that and crown the sandwich, I want you to take a look at the unhealthy decisions we're making. Ridiculous. That's a nice looking sandwich, dude. Let's do that. [Applause] So, I got plenty of bacon product on it, but this is just for extra. There's nothing wrong with extra bacon. That's a pretty looking pushto sandwich right there, folks. And put these bacon bits up. Back in the fridge they go. And there you have it. So, we're going to crown it here in a second while admire my handiwork. Look at that. That is one good looking pushcuto sandwich. It's got a fried spam, mozzarella, red onions. There's so much grease on this pan from on this plate from the Yeah, pour it on there. Oh yeah, [ __ ] yeah. Pour it on there, man. There's so much grease from the bacon and the spam resting on the plate. Now we're just going to be a gluttonous bastard and drizzle it on top of the bacon bits. All that fried spam bacon grease with that butter and spread. You go and just shake that off on top of on top of our bacon bits. I'm actually proud of the way this one turned out. This is a beautiful looking sandwich. And uh I'll have to do a video of me trying after I get this one uploaded. Let me just Wow, that is perfection right there, man. Look at that. That is unhealthy. See the grease? [Music] It's not as thick as I normally make it, but that'll make it easier to eat and easier to stack. It's not the prettiest sandwich, but that'll [ __ ] do. The bacon ranch pushcido sandwich with fried spam, which is also bacon flavored. I'm sure it's going to taste good. I'm sure adding the grease to the top of that before crowning it was unnecessarily unhealthy, but that's why you like watching Cobra's videos. That right there's a Scooby-Doo and Shaggy style sandwich. Look at that thick old [ __ ] right there. I kind of owed the fans after doing that one with the gummy snakes like what's wrong with you? And I'm like, nothing. But this is extremely unhealthy. Some of the bacon bits came off in the process of crowning it, but I don't care. That's a goddamn sandwich.