drink review combo and rant

greetings fellow YouTubers back from the depths of Awesomeness and I got a drink review for you cool cobras blood orange brisk now I like brisks lemon tea it's been a favorite of mine since I was a kid but they do have other flavors to check out this is the blood orange flavor it's like what's a vampires favorite kind of fruit blood horns one one bad joke ahh and one one bad voice impression ahh two two bad voice impressions ahh ah freaking swe L is the count so the count gets divorced you can say his wife is not the count but she is the C like do you kiss your mom with that mouth no mate just yours that is some good cherry pop tobacco that smells super we in eper vesence got a can of beer on deck one second people sitting there texting me I'll add my phone off and had it on do not disturb and I took it off with do not disturb and I got a bunch of text messages and if that's thing I want to ask you cool cobas is that if you think my videos suck you know if you think my videos suck you think my drink combos are girly and you think my food look looks gross who's forcing you to watch because there's no such thing as a girly drink that is such a sexist thing to say no one of my fans [ __ ] texted me earlier some really messed up [ __ ] and it took me off guard like what like people don't even [ __ ] know me dude I'm so sick and tired of being bullied for hating sickos and trying to and trying to do a good thing you know I try to be a good person and the world shift on me for it and then when I'm a complete [ __ ] about it the world Shi on me for it sorry that my existence is a stain amongst the universe my YouTube trolls will do anything they can to bully me for certain topics because my trolls have an unhealthy obsession with me and it's honestly kind of sad that the reason why my trolls scare off chicks that I talk to is because my trolls don't got the balls to talk to chicks or put themselves out there they spend all day sucking my [ __ ] and eating Sasha's [ __ ] I'm going to be dropping a brand new t-shirt on in two days and when you see it the trolls will seize with anger because my trolls love to suck Flamingo farts I found out through one of their discords that they're all secretly gay for Cobra and they love to touch them their tiny dicks to COBRA to me of course and they like to suck Flamingo farts and apparently when flamingos fart rainbows come out yeah it's just the truth I mean you learn something new every day man I'm just sitting here like myy my own business and I'll get like 10 million text messages and a third of them are all from like loser ass YouTube trolls I don't go out of my way to harass my trolls or text them I just live my life like right now I'm smoking a pipe drinking a beer going do a review on this iced tea action as far as the [ __ ] bullying me for my buddy Walt dying you can kiss my ass all these [ __ ] trying to get that g page shut down you people are [ __ ] inhuman you know that my YouTube trolls are inhuman evil pieces of [ __ ] brisk blood orange what's a Jewish person's favorite kind of tea I heard it was brisk oh hold up YouTube that is tasty Orange Drink Man blood orange brisk that's pretty tasty man I wonder what it would taste like if I mixed it with the Ste the reserve pour a little bit of the beer in there don't got much beer left and can I got but everyone wants to call me an alcoholic and I'm like yeah I might be an alcoholic but I guarantee you that I'm happier in life than you are like you want to pick on COBRA if you're being an alcoholic it's like you know what alcohol tastes delicious so [ __ ] you one oh yeah that is hating with the beer that's giving that beer a nice uh sweet blood orange taste no anymore I'm just sick and tired of it YouTube it's like what have I done to piss off so many people other than just breathe exist and you have no idea what it's like to be king JFS it has its perks but there's always a catch 22 to everything in life I suppose