fan mail

up you glorious Hogwarts infested wankers. So, I got some uh fan mail recently that I haven't got a chance to fully unbox and I do need to go back to my PO box and check it every so often. But, hi Josh. Sorry this birthday package is a little late. Better late than never. We are big fans. Would love to see you unbox on stream. And what did they send you, boy? Snacks. Stuff for food hacks and snacks. Got some uh frosting mix. Some uh cake mix for baking a cake. And they sent me some like Hostess style like snacks and a couple boxes of tasty cakes. Tasty cakes. And a couple boxes slashpacks of candied cigarettes. I got this card here. We got another box to check out here. One second. A card of sorts. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Sorry about the glitter. My birthday was in March. [Music] Oh, it's a glitter bomb. Oh, I get it. It won't stop playing until you tear it open. One of those glitter bomb cards. It doesn't stop playing till you tear it open. This who tear it open shoots glitter all over the place. You at least warned me. That was nice of you. [Music] Also got these munchies in here. The honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces. Sorry about the glitter bomb. At least he gave me a [ __ ] heads up on it. Another [ __ ] text from one of my trolls. Just ignore it. They don't get any attention now. Oh well, not worth my time. My YouTube trolls are more obsessed with me than I am with Aussie Osborne, and it's not healthy. But I digress. Not sure what the [ __ ] this is. Oh, fake eyelashes. Uhhuh. That's adorable. iPhone 16 Pro Max case. except it doesn't fit my phone cuz mine's an iPhone 8. So, I appreciate y'all trying to send me a phone case, but it's not going to fit my current case. So, well, that was a thoughtful attempt. Yes, I have an iPhone 8 cuz I'm broke like that, but who cares? Got some stickers. Okay, that's a pretty sweet sticker. I [ __ ] with that. Brandon, thank you for the uh stuff. All this is just combined with my last haul from the UPS or from the post office PO box. Aussie Osborne collectible cards. [ __ ] sweet. I want to keep those in there so they stay mint. Hey, Cops. I know you've had a rough couple of months here in 2025, so I figured I'd put together a few things to help with food hacks. I got the mole and black beans and the green buzz ball so you can have a black and green themed food hack. Got you some seasonings that I know that you will help out with those procido sandwiches you've been whipping up. I found a salt, pepper/garlic mix, so you don't have to use a bunch of separate seasonings at once. Well, I like the separate seasonings that they use, but I'll be sure to check them out. I also added some favorite my some of your favorite raw some of my favorite ramens, barbecue sauces, and other things in here that I think you'll enjoy. some cherry pipe tobacco and a THCA pen so you can get a little black flame to light your green smoke going. That's what's up. I found some cool Aussie merch that you could open up for some videos, too. Hope you I hope you get something good. Thanks again for keeping it keeping on, man. I am always glad to see you upload new videos. Keep on waiting patiently for the goth girlfriend of your dreams. It'll totally be worth it. Yeah. No [ __ ] If you want to hit me up sometime, that would be cool. I'm an honest and true fan as there is. But I'll ch if you want to hit me up, there's my cell phone number. You'd be ready to talk to one of my idols, but I get it if you don't want to. Regardless, keep on rocking the free world. Power to the people. Long live Aussie. [ __ ] psychos. [ __ ] the trolls. Brandon, good looking. [ __ ] the sickos. [ __ ] the trolls. Long live Aussie. Yeah. The only thing sadder than watching Aussie Osborne get super old and not be able to not be able to perform as much or my YouTube trolls existence, but I didn't say that out loud. I got these ice making machine things and I don't even have an ice m maker. So, figure that one out. Bunch of ramens, seasonings. Oh, yeah. A bunch of stuff in here. Hold. Let's just try unboxing it all real quick. There's a lot of stuff in here. It's all ramen noodles. Ramen noodles. [Music] [Music] Some more cilantro. That's what's up. [Music] alcohol. There we go. Now we're cooking with gas. Tofu miso soup mix. Bunch of ramen noodles. All kinds of wacky, cool, and delicious flavors to try out. Taco seasoning. More seasonings. A ton of ramen, just different ramen noodle flavors. Check out some seasonings some sauces, ramen noodles. Plenty of ramen noodle flavors. So if I ever get hungry, man, that's what's up. [Music] fresh cans of sardines. Here's our cherry pipe tobacco THCA pen. Shut that on my desk for now. and some 99 proof. Well, that would be all the fan mail that I've gotten recently. And uh I really appreciate all the cool stuff that my fans send me. [ __ ] the sickos and [ __ ] the trolls. That's what's up.