rant

Evening, afternoon, fellow Facebook, YouTube, social mediaites. My YouTube fans sent me some uh cigars. I got one cut and lit and they're pretty tasty. Got the door closed, the window wide open. That's what's up. Good cigar. I appreciate the fascinating. So, one of my YouTube fans sent me a story about a notorious female rapper. It says he's pretty bummed out about this rap chick named Megan the Stallion. He used to be a fan of hers, but now he's ashamed because of all the [ __ ] that's going down. And he found out that she's a dirty, lying, manipulative [ __ ] who almost got another rapper killed for exposing her lies. News flash, there were some women out there who will screw each other over and screw men over at the cost of getting what they want. And I say some women because if all women were like that, I would straight up go asexual. So, here's the backstory. Megan the Stallion started making music not too long ago, and she was getting really big really fast. Her best friend was sleeping with a rapper from Canada named Toé Lanes. So, they all used to hang out in Hollywood together from time to time. One night, as they were hanging out at a Kylie Jenner's house party, Megan gets really drunk and her and her friends start arguing about having interest and sexual relations with Toé Lanes. They all leave the party together, drive a short distance, argues some more, and then the friend whose name is Kelsey, pulls out a a gun on Megan, and shoots her. Troy try or tore tries to step in and intervene and takes the gun away from from Kelsey. Time passes on. Megan takes to the internet and blames to toé because she was mad that she found out he had slept with her and and her friend. Tore goes on trial for the incident, but the friend Kelsey gets immunity and restricts every statement she has said about the situation. Since the since she got immunity and couldn't be charged, the courts put all the blame on to even though neighbors who were witnesses said they saw Kelsey shoot Megan and he gets 10 years in jail for trying to stand up for and and be the good guy. You know, that was a few years ago. He was coming forth with new evidence to prove that he's innocent. And the day before that happened, he gets stabbed 14 times. And of course, these man-hating female [ __ ] ass [ __ ] ass 304s are wishing for his death, even though it was proven in court that he never shot her. It's [ __ ] sick how these [ __ ] and their lies costed this man his freedom. and he almost lost his life and they are defending each other even after Kelsey shot May. And he says, "I hate them." I said, "Yeah, women can be backstabbers like that, dude. It's sad. You don't got to send me videos. I get what you're laying down." And I says, "I like how women all will defend themselves and each other when it comes to this crap, but when a man does it and he's proven not guilty, he gets ran through the system and murdered and tortured and thrown in jail, etc. Femels are the [ __ ] worst because if men pulled this crap, women would hate us even more." Okay, so he says they are the worst. Fem cells and incelss suck. I fight for male and female rights and mental health and standing up for the little guy and [ __ ] sicko. Pretty straightforward. They're the worst. And what sickens me more than these two sy snatch suckers doing it is the amount of women who know the truth and think it's okay or just choose to ignore it and let someone rot in prison. The guy who got stabbed 14 times was in critical condition with two collapsed lungs and they are celebrating it. He says, "What if your ex-girlfriend did this to you and your friend got blamed for for what she did?" Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get what he's saying." Between that and P Diddy's ex Casey actually consenting to the freakoff parties, but now she's acting like she had no involvement in it. Yeah, no [ __ ] He says that he's happy he has a good woman on his side because dating is impossible with all this toxic feminist culture [ __ ] going on. And he says, "Please show some kind of support and draw awareness to this. The guy almost died defending a woman." So yeah, hashtagfree Troy Tori Lanes that says it's really disgusting as hell. Women are so catty towards each other, but the second the [ __ ] like this happens, they come together and rip someone else apart. You said it. Hold up. just because he's a man and women and men have been conditioned to hate each other and it's only called out when women aren't doing it because if they hate you, it's modern day feminism and if men hate women, men are sexist and they better check their [ __ ] privilege. He says, "Do a video on this, man. I wish I had the platform you did." And as soon as I make a video about this crap, everyone's going to attack me for being an incel. I'm like, "Fuck that." When I hate incelss equally as much as I hate femels, just like Amber Heard with Johnny Depp. You get the picture. Okay. Yeah. Justice for Té. Let me ask women this. If a man accused you of rape or murder or assault and you were innocent and you got thrown in jail for it and men defended the decision even though they knew that she was innocent, you would [ __ ] hate us even more. See, women have no problems screwing over each other and screwing over men because women and men have been conditioned to hate each other and they make it all about gender. Well, your side has more privilege. And it's like, shut the [ __ ] up. And if he was not dating one chick or the other and it was just casual sex, then it's not cheating. And even then, that doesn't justify shooting your so-called best friend. Like, what kind of friend is that? That's just This is like psycho 304 [ __ ] at its finest. This one chick shoots shoots Meg for sleeping with the guy that she wants to be with. And this dude's just trying to get his dick wet, you know? But like, here's the best part of it. If women pull this crap and you give them crap about it, you're [ __ ] shaming. If she's not looking to date, she's just doing the casual sex thing, you know, and then some dude like shoots his buddy in the dick for doing this crap like, "You [ __ ] my woman." Bam. And then like for example, if another chick sees that and tries to yank the gun out of his hand and she goes to jail for shooting that guy's dick off, you would be pissed. When it comes to gender relations, if it were gender reversed, it would be a different story. And treat others the way you want to be [ __ ] treated. Plain and simple. Got about four beers left in my name. I'm just sitting back chilling. Terrence Pop kind of redpilled my my my face to the truth. Yeah, society does not give a rats flying [ __ ] about men or men's rights. Especially if you're white, straight, cisgendered. It's all about everyone else's rights, everyone else's safe space, everyone else's equality, everyone else's truth. There's just way too much hatred in our society and I'm [ __ ] sick of it. If I hate you because you're not like me, you know I get to I'm the bigots. But if you hate me because of the way your people been treated by my people in the past couple of centuries, no one say that [ __ ] about the hypocrisy of it. Cuz I might cut a little bit more off than that. It really is treat others the way you want to be treated. And if you're going to be a complete [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] just because over sex, you know what I'm saying? That whole thing started because some dude was [ __ ] chicks. And if like you want to piss off women, here's a classic example of it. Sleep with one woman when you're not in a relationship, keyword is not, and then [ __ ] her best friend and watch what happens. They will turn on each other like you don't even know. That cigar does not want to [ __ ] stay lit. To be fair, men do stupid [ __ ] for sex, too. They do. And it's just sad. You're letting sex and dating control your life. And it's it's sad. And then the secondary one tries to stand up for this innocent man. What happens? They get chastised. Need a hole and poke the back of it there. There we go. anyone else. It's innocent until proven guilty. And for us men, it's guilty till proven innocence. Everyone was cancelling Johnny Depp, talking all this crap about him, accusing him of all these horrible things, just like Marilyn Manson got accused. And the second they found out he was innocent, they were like, "Oh, [ __ ] Oh jeez, dude. I'm so sorry you had to go through that." Well, she's a complete [ __ ] I'm like total female s behavior at its finest which stands for you say with me so lots idolizing mediocre penis. No amount of good [ __ ] is worth shooting someone you call your friend. And it's like you couldn't just talk about it like mature adults. Of course not. Because some women are just like that. See, that's thing of it, ladies. When you think with your emotions, it tends to get you into trouble. Oh, wait. What trouble? Because no one cares when it happens to a dude. It's just like dudes sticking with their dick. It gets them into trouble. And when they do get in trouble, they tell you to just accept the consequences of your actions. For women, it should be chicks before dicks. And for dudes, it should be bros before hoes. Because a friendship, in my opinion, is more important than good sex or dating. Dudes and chicks will come and go in your dating life, but friends are forever. And women are notorious for having frenemies. And what a more perfect example than the story I just [ __ ] mentioned. Now we're cooking. One of my fanboys reached out to me and they were just like, "This would be a video right up your alley, dude. Genderbased relations rants." And people are like, "I'm just sick and tired of Cobra bitching about gender relations. God, I'm sick of it. Who's forcing you to watch? No one's forcing you to make videos on the topic, Josh. Just shut the [ __ ] up, Cobra. You don't know what you're talking about. And it's like, yeah, I kind of do because from an outsider's perspective, I'm sick and tired of the way women and men treat each other. And this female rapper rapper's friend shoots her friend over some dick. You know, it's it's ludicrous, dude. Not trying to make rap puns. Chicka chicka chick. It's the truth. I would never hurt my friends over some good [ __ ] That's [ __ ] stupid. I'd be like, "Wow, you played us both." And that's when I kicked that person to the curb. And then you get the women who constantly date [ __ ] and then complain because every guy they dates a [ __ ] [ __ ] We already covered that. I'm not going to repeat myself on that. Two ways to piss off a female. Call her a [ __ ] and [ __ ] her best friend behind her back. Even though you're not dating, you're still going to piss her off. And if you're in a committed relationship, you shouldn't cheat. I did cheat once and I regretted it ever since. And karma caught me full circle with that six-year dry spell. And then when I finally do get a girlfriend, she's a complete psycho [ __ ] [ __ ] and a sufferable human being of a person. And it's like, yeah, karma's a [ __ ] and so is my ex-girlfriend. Winning. No. [ __ ] sickos. [ __ ] the trolls. I'm just sick and tired of it, man. And then women constantly [ __ ] about how why it's so hard to be friends with other chicks. You do it to your [ __ ] selves. You stupid ass 304 slags. It doesn't do you any good as a female to [ __ ] and complain because all of your friends were secretly the biggest [ __ ] to you and behind your back. So, you know what you do? You get yourself some female friends who are who are not going to be your frenemies and watch what happens. I like how women will stab each other in the [ __ ] back and uh you know what I'm saying? Steal men from each other, etc. The second some [ __ ] like this goes down and the man is in jail for it. They check if he's innocent. No. Then they go from being caddyy ass [ __ ] [ __ ] to each other to tear on that man a new [ __ ] I like how my my YouTube fan, he says he's glad he's got a good woman at his side because modern day dating is so [ __ ] toxic with all this toxic femininity and toxic masculinity. And it's like I said, our society is literally conditioning people to hate each other. And they segregate us based off of stupid differences like sexual orientation, gender, religion, rich, poor, race, what country you're from, etc. Well, [ __ ] that Meg [ __ ] and [ __ ] that Kelsey [ __ ] Y'all are [ __ ] insufferable. If it were gender reversed and he actually was guilty, you know, you'd never hear the end of it. Men are just violent sex crazed animals and pigs, blah blah blah blah. We're not allowed to speak out against women or anyone else because that's racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, etc. When they speak out against us, well, we better shut our [ __ ] mouths. I don't got a problem with trans people or gays or women or blacks or what have you. What I have a problem with is the way people treat each other and then when they get just a little bit of privilege, people out there abuse it and all it does is just ruin it for everyone else. Now, I'm not going to shout out the fan who sent me the information because I don't want them getting harassed. We'll call them fanboy T for short. Appreciate you sending me the uh information. And uh I do have a platform with my YouTube and I stand for equality and justice. Why do I fight for women's rights? Because nobody gives a [ __ ] about men's rights. Why do I fight for men's rights? Because I'm a man. And if I if I only fought for women's rights alone, y'all would call me a [ __ ] s. And if I only fought for men's rights, you call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] who hates women, etc. And it's like, [ __ ] that, dude. So, it's all about gender equality when it comes to this argument. Should be about racial equality, too. But what do I know? Google white slavery. And when you find out when you Google white slavery and you find out that white slaves existed in Africa, all of a sudden this whole argument just did a a [ __ ] 180, dude. Some wigger ass [ __ ] I said it with a W. Calm down. Did you just say the N word? Nagger. What? No, I didn't say the N word. Nagger. Nagger. Please. See what I did there? And like women don't have to be honest with who they've slept with in the past. If men ask about, well, how many guys have you been with and have you [ __ ] any of my friends? She's going to be like, well, that's none of your damn business. But If she asked the question, he doesn't say [ __ ] about it. He's a player, right? So, you can't like play or shame men for being sexually liberated and being more picky with who they're sleeping with. Whereas, if women do it and they and they get [ __ ] shamed for it, you'll never hear the end of it. Three to four beers left and I'm smoking on a weekend stogy. I've got like four of these cigars left. So, I'll only be saving on those for a hot minute. And I appreciate the fans sending me cigars to my uh PO box. And when they give women and men certain privileges or more privilege than the other side depending on the situation, all it does is pin the sexes against each other. This whole battle of the sexes [ __ ] We're [ __ ] sick of it. Beer me or blow me. I don't care which. I'll say it again. When it comes to gender relations, if it were gender reversed, it'd be a different story. You put yourself in the opposite sex's shoes for a second and go, "How would it feel if it happened to you? [ __ ] Ted Bunny." But let me just use him as an example. What if What if Ted Bunny got acquitted of all the murders he did to all those poor victims? And [ __ ] serial killers. I hate them. And uh [ __ ] And if women were complaining about it cuz they knew he was guilty and men everywhere were giving them [ __ ] about it, you'd hate it. Also piss on Ted Bundy's grave. So, long story short, some random female rapper made it big and her and her best friend and me both [ __ ] some other rapper from Canada. And when they found out that they were both interested and they both wanted a piece, they fought over it. And of course, they were at some random celebrities's house and alcohol was involved. I'm like, Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Yeah, like how P D's ex is claiming she had nothing to do with it this whole [ __ ] time. But I would have been like, wait a minute. If he's with somebody, why the [ __ ] is he all [ __ ] other people and kids and [ __ ] That's gross. PD is a nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty man. Now, I'm going to avoid using that word to describe him and calling him a British cigarette, if you catch my drift, and calling him call call, like I say, he's a nasty pedo and he's a piece of [ __ ] I hope P. Diddy gets Epstein in prison. I'd be laughing my ass off. If P. Diddy's parties didn't cross over into rape and trafficking minors and everything was just consensual, it would have been a different story. You know what I'm saying? Tubes. Like, oh, a bunch of adults [ __ ] each other and doing drugs. Now all these [ __ ] celebrities who are caught partying with Diddy are [ __ ] [ __ ] themselves going, "Oh, [ __ ] Do not want to get that all over the place. Give that a little roll in the tray there. Like if men want to be casual with their sexual experiences with other adults, women call them players and they say, "Well, you're you're just afraid of commitment and you're just mad because men don't get [ __ ] shamed for getting sex. It's because And you want to want me to be a dick about it? Cuz I'm going to be a dick about it. Women are the gatekeepers to sex. So if you want to get mad because your best friendmy [ __ ] the dude you're trying to get with and you both caught feelings for him, news flash, sex will do that to you. Sex will make you have feelings for the person you're doing it with or that you're doing it to. That's just how it is. If you want to get mad at your [ __ ] female friendmy for doing it, well, let me ask you this. If you and the person you [ __ ] are not in a romantic relationship, if you're not in a open relationship of any kind, it's just casual consenting adult sex, then what's the big [ __ ] deal? Women are the gatekeepers to sex. All they got to do is show up and say yes. and they sit here and they overthink it. Like, you know, typical Friday nights, you're going out to drinks with your gal pals and you're looking through your closet full of clothes. You see that hot outfit you want to wear that would just have heads turning like, damn. every guy at the club checking you out. But then you think to yourself, I don't want my friends to think I'm a cheap [ __ ] so they try to go more casual with it. And then you think to yourself, well, I don't want my friends criticizing me for my outfit and saying and saying [ __ ] like, "You could have dressed a lot prettier, girl. Show off your curves. Body positivity." Woo! They will scream body positivity. until you look better in a tight skirt than they do. They will scream body positivity until your female ass looks better in skanky clothing than they do. Yes, sir. Why is it that women are so goddamn catty towards each other, so quick to [ __ ] sham each other behind each other's backs, and they get mad when everyone else [ __ ] does it to them, but the second it's over a dick her drama [ __ ] did they band together to go from ripping themselves apart to ripping you apart because you're the dumbass that decided to go, "Yeah, you know what? I want to [ __ ] this one chick and I'm going to [ __ ] her friend and just see what happens." It's like sticking your dick in crazy. Don't do it. Oh, women crave sex just as much as men. They're just a bit more, I would say, reserved about it because there's this sexist, you know, mentality of our society, YouTube, that says it's not very ladylike for women to crave sex. I'm like, [ __ ] It's just like farting, you know? Everyone does it to a point, except there's less drama involved with farting, you know? And if everybody wants to make a stink about it, well, guess what? Everyone's got an [ __ ] and they all stink. So, just like opinions, right? [ __ ] a And you cannot let these toxic [ __ ] get to you. And here's what happens. Some [ __ ] has a horrible experience with dating. And this happens to both women and men. It's just part of dating. So instead of working on yourself, maybe it's you or learning to pick better dating partners, don't throw dick and [ __ ] to the first [ __ ] who bats their eyes at you or hands you a compliment or a rose. What do you do? You give the younger generation shitty advice about dating so that all it does is continue the [ __ ] of women and men treating each other like [ __ ] And then by the time they get to be your age, they'll sit there and go, "Dating sucks." No. Dating is what you put into it. Plain and simple. It does not have to be overly [ __ ] complicated. There was way too much pressure on women and men to sleep around. If men aren't sleeping around, they're incelss. They're losers. If they are sleeping around or try to sleep around, they get player shamed. And I'm like, ladies, don't hate the players. Hate the game. If women don't give it out, they're called a [ __ ] tease. And if they try to get it or give it out, they get called, they get told their intentions, you can select. I'm like, wait a minute. So, you expect us to have sex all the time, but then you give a [ __ ] about it as soon as you try to get it. That makes total [ __ ] sense. Like, yeah, there's too much pressure to sleep around. And the second you do do it, men get told they're just disgusting [ __ ] sleazy players. Women get told you're just [ __ ] and this and that. And I'm like, well, that's kind of [ __ ] in my opinion. Now the cigar is rolling. Oh, fantastic. And I only smoke in my computer room. That's why the rest of the house doesn't stink. Stink of tobacco and such. Doors closed, windows open. We're golden. Golden Cobra by Lint Biscuit. You know why some women hate me? Because I don't put up with 304 [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] if I get laid. I know how women think and I don't give a [ __ ] if I'm dating anyone. I'm content with being single and I'm unapologetically myself. I I don't take [ __ ] at face value. You know, I see women abusing their female privilege. I want to call it out because why not? If women are allowed to call out men when we abuse our male privilege, but I can't call it out when you do it. That's not only sexist, but that's also extremely hypocritical. And if you act like, well, I'm not allowed to call it out because you have have a vagina, that's [Music] entitlement. Speaking of [ __ ] Oh, that smells like asberers. I farted. Excuse me. And there was no cure for [ __ ] or stuck up women cuz eventually when they hit the wall either boxed wine in cat land or cheap beer in a dog land and they're alone and they're bitter and [ __ ] and angry cuz they can't find somebody or they're just sick and tired of all the [ __ ] on the dating scene and how toxic our society's become. You know, they have no one to blame but everyone else and including themselves because it's a people problem. You know why dating sucks? Because people are jerks to each other. You ever hear a person say that? How refreshing is it to find somebody who actually cares and it makes you think there's still good in the world. Case in point. You got to stop giving a [ __ ] what your little 304 swagot friends think of you. Stop giving a [ __ ] what people think about you and just keep doing your [ __ ] thing. I got one Hollywood nicotine buzz going right now, man. might just have to uh take a couple more fat rips and then like let it cool off. So, you had no problems shooting your friend over some dick, but then the second that man tried to stop it and uh he got he he gets blamed for it, like some benign sexism [ __ ] because Apparently women who scream shivery is dead. And the second you try to hold the door for them, it's benign sexism. It's like, okay, now that women have a quality to men in a western society. They're bored and they're looking for drama and something to [ __ ] about. So they you don't hold the door for him. And it's like, well, that was rude. So which is it? If I hold the door for you, I'm a raging sexist [ __ ] If I don't hold the door for you, chivalry is dead and I'm a sexist [ __ ] I'm like, Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Pick a lane, dude. Do better, man.