food review

What's up you glorious bastards? King Cobra JFS back at it with another video winning and Dornash has created an order for your boy as I have ordered it. It is a cheeseburger from Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Bacon cheeseburger action. What's on the burger? Foul Guys Burgers and fries. We got one bacon cheeseburger with hot sauce, pickles, extra patty, uh lettuce, tomato, jalapeno peppers, and barbecue sauce, grilled onions, and mayo. Grilled mushrooms. grilled onions and mushrooms and our pickle relish. To the side, we got large cage and fries and a bottled Coke. It's got grilled mushrooms and grilled onions. Grilled mushrooms and grilled onions. I appreciate everyone hiring me for the cameo shout out. I want to sit down and we're going to watch a cover [ __ ] video of some fast food goodness. And uh for dipping sauce, I got some of this bacon flavored ranch. It's not Hidden Valley bacon ranch, but it's all they had available when I was ordering it. So, it is what it is. Oh, that's I just ripped that off. Oh, [ __ ] So, I got these. Oh, look at that. Beautiful. All these goddamn French fries. All these goddamn French fries. They give you a couple extra fry action. Oh, this is a beautiful thing, YouTube. One sec. All these French fries spilled in the bag. Bag dripping in grease. Fry spilling everywhere. Oh, YouTube. Mhm. Five guys. Excuse me. Five guys. Burgers and fries. Oh my god. Going ham on these bag fries. Mhm. That bag is empty. So, I got this bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys Burger and Fries. It's supposed to be a double with all the fixings. You might be thinking to yourself, "Cobra, yo, what's up? You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going to be an [ __ ] when I unwrap the burger goodness because this these Cajun fries are [ __ ] swinging, by the way. But Oh, you little [ __ ] Okay, these sloppy food review, but I digress. Five guys burger fries. Cajun fries. They spicy. Oh, they got a little kick. It's not like stupid hot, but it's hot enough to tickle your taste buds. Oh. Oh, yeah. Five guys burgers and fries. They're cajun fries. Oh, these is delicious. They're like, "Yeah, Cobra, we've heard it all before. The Cajun fries, this and that, blah, blah, blah. What about this bacon cheeseburger you're raving about, Michael? Okay, so we got ourselves a situation. The bacon ranch is dethawed. Let the gluttony ensue. Oh my god. Oh yes. Oh, you [ __ ] [ __ ] YouTube. You see the size of this burger? It's drip. Oh my [ __ ] god. I'm dripping jalapenos and juice all over the place. The jalapenos. I try to hold that. Holy [ __ ] Those jalapenos are [Applause] spicy. Yeah. Five guys burgers and fries. They don't [ __ ] around, son. The grilled jalapenos, the grilled onions, and some jalapenos. Holy [ __ ] And take the bottom bun off. One second. And we're going to hit that with some bacon ranch. The jalapenos at five guys. Do not [ __ ] around. We don't need a whole lot of bacon ranch on there. Just enough to top the burger. Holy [ __ ] You call me a punk because I put some ranch on that burger. But look at that sexiness. Slap the bottom bun on there. But five guys burger fries. Oh, slippy greasy little bastard. Everything kind of come undone and I'm like, "No, stay together." Ah, stay together. Here we go. YouTube. It's about to get burger up in this [ __ ] Spicy. I'm going to be finishing this delicious food off camera for sure. But holy [ __ ] this thing was dripping in grease, dripping in sauce. Holy [ __ ] I'm dripping all over my PJs. This burger is massive. The wrap is falling apart. The heat though wowers. The flavor off of this is spectacular. One second. Yo, I had enough heat left over from my last order with the napkins. Let me take care of business real quick. I'm telling you right now, YouTube, that order from Five Guys Burgers and Fries was nothing short of amazing. There's enough heat and flavor. That burger was falling apart and just dripping in my hands. Greasy. You know what I'm saying? And I want to give you the closeup. Apparently, File Gas has these Cajun fries. Yep. Cajun fries. 100%. Them Cajun fries are providing that French fry effect with just the right amount of heat and flavor. And holy [ __ ] I'm making I didn't get all of it off. That's a saucy burger. I don't if you can see all the sauce on my hand there. I got to use these napkins up and wipe up my mess. Word. Okay. So, the heat from that burger with their hot sauce and their jalapenos, they're spicy enough to get the job done. Like I'm a bit of a pepper junkie myself, but I don't hit the spicy food too often just cuz I don't want to like burn the [ __ ] out of my stomach and have ulcers from eating spicy food cuz then once that happens, you can't enjoy spicy food anymore. And that's kind of like a you know what I'm saying? Like catch all 22 of it. I guess there's like this flexing on the internet kind of thing. I know you're sitting there like, "Oh jeez, with that hot sauce and those jalapenos, phenomenal. Just the right amount of heat. Nothing too stupid spicy, but spicy enough. You're going to feel it in your stomach, your throat, and a little bit on the back of your throat. Kind of on your tongue, just a little bit. But if you're used to heat like I am, you know what I'm saying? I haven't trained my tongue for spicy food in a hot minute, but I do enjoy my spicy food on occasion. These Cajun fries, I got a large Cajun fry. These Cajun fries are delicious. Mhm. Wow. Guys, keep the Cajun seasoning for your fries on the burger cuz they're spicy, but they're not too spicy. Just enough to make your taste buds dance a little like, oh, what is that? What is that delightfulness? That is Cajun seasoning on some Five Guys. And the the cup is still like semi warm. I wanted to get a couple fries on camera and couple bites on the burger before I got cold. Need a cube. Holy [ __ ] The occasion fries are just the right amount of little kick. You know, they're not too spicy. They're not too mild. Like, you know what I'm saying? These cinjun fries, they got a little to the back of the the back of the throat. You know what I'm saying? Like, consider my cracker ass satisfied with the flavor. One second. So, what happens when I'm just a complete animal and I uh put some of these fries in my mouth? Oh my god. YouTube. Bacon ranch with that Cajun spicy kick. Holy [ __ ] that's good. Oh, I have a different cup. So like Holy [ __ ] that's good. Put these ranch and fries up. Holy [ __ ] you two. Oh, that's a lot of grease and calories and sodium and all the things that are bad for your health. So, now we're going to like wash it down with a Coke, I guess. And the brand says Taylor. Check that out. So I want a Coke for Taylor, not a sponsor. Go Cokehead. Oh. Oh my [ __ ] god. The sugary goodness of Coca-Cola after consuming all that heat and the flavors of everything going with the meal. One second. Oh, that is del. That was a very grease heavy meal, but I thought it tasted delicious and I just of meat and grease, a little bit of spicy kick for extra flavor. Them Cajun fries at Five Guys. That's what I'm saying, dude. You like You like spicy. The Cajun fries at Five Guys are [ __ ] swinging delicious in my opinion. They're not stupid hot and at the same time they're not super mild. They got a nice mild to medium heat depending on your spice tolerance. But you know, King Cobra don't [ __ ] around and that my spice tolerance is goth AF. It's like, oh, you want to burn the [ __ ] out of your taste buds and make them dead? It's like, yeah, well, my cold black goth heart is dead inside, so what's the difference? Jokes aside, Well, guys, that burger was phenomenal. Greasy, flavorful. All the sauces I asked. As soon as took a bite into that [ __ ] I got like a flavor, a symphony of flavors. I'm like, "All right, let's try the uh the fries first. fries. Pretty tasty. Try the burger next and it's like, damn, that's what's up. Uh boo.