food hack part one

What's up you glorious bastards? We got some spam. I had four pieces there, but the smaller of the two got eaten mysteriously. I wonder how that happened. We got some bacon spam that we fried up. I took some of this. Now, this we still got some spam left in this can. We're going to stick that back in the fridge. You know, the bacon I used for our sandwich today is of course this stuff cherrywood thick cut. Another black label. Hornell black label. And it's good bacon, too. And of course, we got our red onions and freshly sliced mozzarella. I get these balls at the grocery store. Fresh mozzarella. This is a good company that makes this makes it. We have an assortment of ingredients. Now, how did I cook the bacon? I tore two pieces into four smaller pieces. Cooked up in that greasy pan with a little bit of country croc original. After I got done cooking the bacon, I fried out four pieces of spam. So, we're going to make this our ourselves a pushuto sandwich and the magical combination of seasoning as always, onion powder, garlic, salt, cilantro, and a little bit of black pepper. some olive oil infused mayonnaise, some JF creamy peanut butter, some cheddar jalapeno chips, some gummy snakes, and of course our sweetheart bread. And here's our pursuit. We want to put two packs of that on there. Use the bottle here to prop up the flow and hold it in place. So now I need two pieces of bread. We'll start off with that. Stick it in the toaster. [Music] Why am I putting uh gummy snakes and Cheetos on a pushto sandwich? Because it'll piss off the internet and I'm good at doing that. Put that in the toaster. Get our peanut butter ready. We're going to start with the mayo and the peanut butter. I accidentally squeezed it all over the plate. Oh, that's [ __ ] brilliant. Son of a [ __ ] [Music] I guess we'll just have to grab and use a different plate to assemble it. Should have been careful. I didn't realize the lid was on there. Wasn't on there all the way. I need a [ __ ] napkin to wipe that up. That's some good looking fried spam. Sorry for losing it like that. Just trying to shake it so I could squeeze it out for everything that we need for. I just use this greasy plate that I use for the for plating the spam and the bacon. It's no big deal. Let's try this again. Our perfectly toasted bread. It's not like super burned. Just a light toast action. And uh we're going to add first we're going to add some peanut butter. peanut butter on our bread. Try this again. [Music] mayonnaise. Some olive oil infused mayonnaise. Let's add our magical seasoning to the top bun. Onion powder. Garlic, salt, cilantro, some Black pepper. Take our fork and kind of just mix all that seasoning around into our virgin olive oil infused mayo. kind of mix. Ignore the fly. It's stuck in from outside. Piece of [ __ ] Now we're going to add our pushcuto. Got two packs of fresh pushcido. Also, happy birthday to Ben from Drunken Peasants. That's not one pack of per shoe, but two packs. Layer it on there. and tear into like chunks. Just stack it on there nice and fresh. A little bit of that pushcuto on there. Looking beautiful. Now we're going to add our bacon. One slice there. one slice there. And then got two slices going one way just like that. Then we're going to crisscross it into a square on top like that. Layer of bacon and our fried spam. and kind of squish that down a little bit. Now we got our meats. Now we're going to add to that some twin snakes gummy snakes candies. [Music] I tore the realable seal off. So that's fantastic. And put a couple of gummy snakes on here. Look at all these pretty colors. Put our layer of gummy worms on there. Yeah, that'll do. [Music] on top of our gummy worm sandwich. Let's take a look at this so far. You see this? Look how pretty that is. We're not done with it yet. Next, we're going to hit that with the mozzarella. mozzarella and of course some red onion. Is this the weirdest sandwich that you ever seen Cobra make? Probably. We need one more thing for the top. I'm thinking we add some cheddar jalapeno crunchy Cheetos. So, I was drunk when I came up with this idea for the sandwich and I thought, you know what? We should make it just to see how it tastes and piss off the internet. Mhm. These are my favorite flavor of Cheetos. The cheddar jalapeno ones are my favorite flavor. Well, we definitely made the sandwich and the weirdest sandwich I would suspect that I've ever created. See the gummy worm was sitting underneath the mozzarella cheese. Sure was a pretty looking sandwich. We should sandwich it. And there we have it, folks. We have sandwiched ourselves another wacky pushido sandwich. I don't know, man. I think I might tease y'all with it and do a part two or get part one uploaded cuz that's looking interesting. So, stop playing with your food, Cobra. I don't like it's called a food hack. No one's forcing you to watch. Look at that giant sandwich with the gummy worms, gummy snakes, the twin, the twin habel, Hasbro, whatever they're called. Gummy snakes. But again, sorry for losing my temper like that. I try to execute things perfectly and it is what it is. I'm get this video uploaded real quick.