food review and food hack

What up, YouTube? It's your boy Cobra. We're back at it like we never left, son. Oh, I'll get you some. We got an order from McDonald's. Irish Burger King. I'm loving it. Not a sponsor. What do we get for Mickey D's? I got a double bacon quarter pounder with cheese. No mustard, no ketchup, extra salt, extra American cheese, extra bacon, one fish fillet, fill it, no regular bun. Add mayonnaise. Add two strips of bacon. Uh, one fourpiece Mc Krispie strips with two creamy chili Mc Krispie strip dips, a large French fries, a large Coke, one spicy buffalo, one creamy ranch, and one hot pickle salsa. And when I got my order, I did not receive the hot pickaten salsa or the Mc Krispy strip dip. So, I had to order I had to do a second Door Dash order to get my creamy chili Mc Krispy sauce and the hot piconetti salsa, whatever. So, it's all good. We got We got We got it now. We got this. We got the goods. So, come with me as I make another delicious food hack. The mix stripper bacon cheeseburger. Okay, those are the empty bags. Oh [ __ ] we got the good son. All right, dig. I've seen a lot of YouTubers I watch doing a review on McDonald's new uh chicken strips. So, I figured let's try them and let's food hack with them. Let's open the goods. Oh [ __ ] All right. So, we got the creamy chili salsa to go with it or whatever the [ __ ] this shit's called. Creamy chili Mc crispy strip dip. Strip dip. Sounds like me [ __ ] strippers at a nightclub. Strip and then stick my You know what? Okay. Ever since these came out, I've been wanting to try them. And it took a hot minute for Door Dash to put them on the uh my local McDonald's menu kind of thing. But and uh Oh, okay. Hold up. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. No, it doesn't want to come open. Hold up. There it goes. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Try still in the sauce. Oh. Ooh. Okay. McDonald's. Let's grab a chicken strip that kind of has a ship of a cobra. I look at that with the hood, you know. Okay. Let's These strips are still nice and warm. Let's dip it in the sauce. Yo. Oh my. Oh, hold up. McDonald's. Oh my [ __ ] god. these chicken strips. Juicy. Oh. Uhhuh. Oh my god. YouTube McDonald's chicken strips with their uh strip dip sauce. Holy [ __ ] Oh, those good. Oh my god. Oh man. I got to save two of these chicken strips for the food hack, of course. So, we'll try try them separately first. YouTube These are tasty. They're thick, juicy. The seasoning on the breading for these. M. Oh. Oh my god, YouTube. Right off the bat, the Mc Krispy strips at McDonald's are getting the Cobra seal of approval. These chicken strips are delicious. All right. So, we got the uh the receipt inside the the quarter pounder, double quarter pounder is covered in melted cheese. Mhm. I think I'm going to need a plate to assemble this. Hold up. Oh, you too. [Music] YouTube, you have to go out to McDonald's and try their chicken strips with the uh strip dip. Holy balls, Batman. Those are tasty. Okay, let's yeet this out of the box here. Thought cheese sticking to the packaging. Huh? Yummy. Set that to the side. Anyways, double quarter pounder. They probably put the mayonnaise in between the patties and [ __ ] but that's all good. Okay, what are we going to add to this quarter pounder? First of all, let's get a straw for our Coke. And see what I did there? The references. Okay, if you want to hang out. Oh, that's refreshing. Oh, yeah. Sugary goodness. Anyways, so we got our fish. Fill it. Add mayonnaise. No regular bun. Add two strips of bacon to it. Go and pop the top. Oh, yes, please. Do you want to take the fish? Oh, man. It's got the mayonnaise, the tatar [Music] sauce. We are creating a burger I like to call the mix stripper. Bacon cheeseburger. All that tartar sauce on that lettuce. Oh, getting on there. We're doing it, YouTube. The Mc Stripper bacon cheeseburger. Tatar sauce on there. All right, it's enough. Total a little bit of tartar sauce and lettuce on there. I'll move the fries to the side for a second so you can get a better look at this sexiness that I'm making right here. Look at this ridiculous. They did not put the bacon that I asked for on the fish, but there's plenty of bacon on the cheeseburger, so we'll let it slide. You know what I'm saying? Well, they're probably busy and they, you know, I get it. I used to work fast food, y'all. And uh it's the like lunch rush kind of thing, you know. It's all good. Then we're going to take our chicken strips and we're going to put two of them on top of the burger. Just like that. Is this excessive? Yeah, probably. But that's why you like watching Cobra, isn't it? And we're going to add some sauce to it anyway. So, it don't matter. Before we add sauce to it, maybe take some of their McDonald's French fries and stack the burger with Mickey D's French fry action. Yes, sir. This is going to be a big ass mother sandwich, dude. that Dame Drops talks about your hood creations. Well, Cobra's got a a hood creation right here, man. Yeah, man. Shout out to Badland Chugs and Dame Drops. I thoroughly enjoy watching their videos. Badlands Chugs is a boss. So is Dame Drops, man. 100 Now that's a burger. I think they got our French fries on there. Yeah, that's enough. Look at this monster of a sandwich, folks. [Music] And we're not done yet, man. We're going to add sauce. We're going to add sauce to it. All right. So, we're going to hit it with that strip dip sauce. I'm like, is this remotely necessary to make a sandwich? Maybe. Maybe you hit the like and subscribe for more awesome content, yo. Mhm. We're going to add some more of that strip dip sauce to it. Well, this one came open a lot easier. Okay, let's just doll up that on there. That chili strip dip sauce. It's got a little bit of spice to it, but it's very mild and sweets and creamy. Not half bad, but we're going to have to like amp up the flavor, son. Yeah, we got the ranch dressing. Let's address the situation with some ranch dressing cuz everything tastes better with ranch. Am I right? Okay. Boy, the sauces do not want to come open today, man. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Okay, you know what? You're giving me attitude. Hold up. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. You know what? [ __ ] it. It don't want to come open. Let's just squeeze it out of the packaging. All over the thing here. Just like that. Okay. [ __ ] ridiculous. Okay. Okay, now we're going to add two more sauces to it. And I think we'll call that a sandwich. Spicy buffalo. And if you had not had McDonald's spicy buffalo sauce. Okay, this stuff right [Music] here, they got a little heat on it. Man, I wanted to try their uh Minecraft sauce, but I don't see it available on my Door Dash. So, I'm like, it's whatever, dude. It's all good. We're going to just squeeze that on there. Okay, man. That's McDonald's Buffalo sauce packs. Just the right amount of heat. Back to the throat action. Let me cool my taste buds off. Excellent. I don't think we're going to need two whole packets of this [ __ ] So, we're just going to grab one hot pick natty and pour it on top of the burger. Man, watching a [ __ ] try to open up sauce packets has got to be the highlight of your day. Holy [ __ ] YouTube. This burger is ridiculous. And of course, on getting it open, I squeezed it all over the place. Yeah, it's all over the table now. God bless it. Okay, I got the trash can next to me, so it's all good. Just going to Oh, man. It got all over the wall, too. Seriously, god damn it. Trying to keep this place clean. It's always something [ __ ] new every [ __ ] time, dude. I'm so [ __ ] over it. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man. I'm trying to keep this trailer clean cuz I love my trailer. It's ridiculous. God damn it. Every [ __ ] time with this [ __ ] Always something [ __ ] new. Jesus [ __ ] [Applause] Christ. Okay, all the sauce wiped up pretty much. Okay, we're good. [ __ ] a YouTube. Well, I would think that we've definitely got enough sauce on this burger. Like, it's literally dripping off the nuggets and the sides, you know? And trying to take a bite of this is going to be next to impossible. So, we're probably going to be a onew situation. You know what I'm saying? God damn it, YouTube. Check it out. Look at it. Look at it. The Mc Stripper bacon cheeseburger from McDonald's. Going to grab our top bun and put it on top. Squish that down a little bit. There we go. Look at the size of this monster [ __ ] Why don't you put the fish on there? Because it's a cobra video. Why not? You know what I'm saying? Like, oh no, no. God damn it. It's falling apart. Okay, I'm really starting to get mad right now. Trying to film a [ __ ] video and I can't [ __ ] do it without the whole burger falling a [ __ ] part without getting sauce all over the goddamn place. [ __ ] sauce packers don't want to open for me. It's [ __ ] over it. Okay. Better not be freaking out out about McDonald's, boy. [ __ ] you. Can I film a cooking video without or a food hack without something going wrong? Seriously, I'm [ __ ] over it. Okay. All these French fries trying to fall off and [ __ ] Well, you know it's going to fall apart as soon as I try to pick it up and eat it. So, what's the who who [ __ ] cares? Jesus Christ. I mean, this is a [ __ ] sandwich, dude. Holy [ __ ] All right. Took one bite of it. M. Mhm. I got one master. I'm going to be eating the rest of this off camera for sure, but I want to do a food review. And I got sauce all over my beard. Get rid of some of the excess excess trash here. Okay. All right. So, I took one unhealthy large bite of this massive sandwich, and I got everything in like two bites. What are we thinking, YouTube, about this mixed stripper bacon cheeseburger? Honestly, not half bad. Like, this burger is massive, son. We're talking like thick, oicious, slap your mama, thick with calories. Mhm. Yep. Take a look. Here, let me uh finish wiping off my face. See, they don't think they gave me enough napkins cuz it's going to be a messy This is a messy ass sandwich, cuz my wiggers, you know what I'm saying? My fellow whites and blacks, everyone around us. Check it out. Mhm. Overall, I must say that this sandwich is absolutely delicious. It's stacked with calories. I got it flipped upside down right now for whatever reason, but it don't matter. I got a little bit of that beef. I don't think I see any mayonnaise on this. They might have forgot to put the mayonnaise on there, too. But it's all good. It's all good because it's tasty regardless. And I do apologize for getting angry earlier. I'm a bit hangry at the moment. And when I'm hungry, I get grumpy as [ __ ] So, don't mind me, man. Yeah. Yeah, this burger is pretty [ __ ] tasty, man. I'm not going to lie. It took one It takes like two bites per section to get it down. Just like, you know what I'm saying? I want to get everything in one bite, but it's a big ass burger, so it ain't going to happen. Let me give you a closeup of the goods. Look at that. What are y'all thinking? Would you eat this? All that cheese, beef, bacon, fish, chicken strips, French fries, lettuce. And you just see the sauce oozing out the bottom of it or the top of it there. Look at that. Overall, YouTube, I must say one thing. This burger is delicious. One bite for the hell of it. Check it out. The Mc Stripper bacon cheeseburger from [Music] McDonald's. Oh [ __ ]