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the goods. What up, YouTube? So, what did we order? One bacon, a quarter pounder with cheese meal. We made a large French fries and Coke. No mustard, no ketchup. Extra salt. Add shredded lettuce. Add mayonnaise, extra American cheese. Add tomatoes. Uh extra beef and extra bacon and extra salt on the French fries. We got two creamy ranch sauce packets, two spicy buffalo packets, and one hot pika salsa packets. All right, let's see what we got. That's like a fresh bag of Oh, hell yeah. Not a sponsor. McDonald's is not a sponsor. It's just free advertisements. McDonald's CocaCola on point. Sony is strong to go with our Coke. kind of see what I did there. Hey Josh. Oh yeah. Greasy fast food. Let's go YouTube. Oh fries are [ __ ] hot and fresh spilling out all over the goddamn place. Got my napkins. Fresh napkins. Every beast of a burger out of here. A couple of bones for us sneaking out. Mhm. Yeah. Those are hot and fresh. They give us some salt packets by the looks of it. No matter. We'll just have to pull those out and salt it ourselves. Don't want the salt packets. We got our sauces ranch [Music] buffalo. Good thing that wasn't open. Yeah, another ranch. I did order two buffalo sauces, but I only got one. It is what it is. I got enough to sauce combo the burger. Oh, wait. It's right here in front of me. Doy. Never mind. Scratch on it. Yeah, I got all the sauces I ordered. A lot of [ __ ] salt packets. Glorious. There's our salsa packets. Never mind, tubes. I got the stuff I ordered. All right. And some Irish Burger King. And I want to pour a bunch of salt packets into our fry container. I want to try the Minecraft spicy sauce. I saw Dame Drops trying it and it looked decent enough. However, I did not see it available on the menu for Door Dash, so I'm like, well, [ __ ] I guess I missed out on my chance to try that. So, I'm going have to make up my own little sandwich here. That's a lot of [ __ ] salt, man. Got a large French fry. These are fresh hot, too. I need about like two more packets of salt cuz I [ __ ] hate my cardiologist. Now, what I'm going to do for the sauce on the burger to go with the mayonnaise is I'm going to add spicy buffalo creamy ranch and sim pick it that what's it called? Hot picket to picky salsa. It's going to be spicy, folks. And I do like McDonald's buffalo sauce. It's got a little kick to it. Oh, we did not skip on the salt packets. So, we pour like four salt packets in the fries there. Make these fries hella salty.com. Oh, yeah. Oh, [ __ ] yeah. That's the perfect amount of salt for these. Now we're going to attack our burger situation here. Oh, look at that mess. Let's pull it out before you [ __ ] with it. Now you said pull out. There it is in all its glory. We're going to flip the top bun. And I'm not seeing any uh mayo on it. It is what it is. Now to our top bun, we're going to add course. Let's get some sauce, some salt. Put like maybe two salt packets on there. 10 million calorie stack. Let's go. We're going to hit that with a little bit of ranch. It is almost midnight, so they could have been like out of mayo or whatever. It's whatever. Do a little bit of ranch on the chop bun. Hit that with some buffalo sauce. Where that buffalo? Oh yeah, that buffalo sauce kicking. Then we're going to add the hots sauce right here. A little bit of there on that. See how hot it is. Gauge the heat level on that. Got all three sauces on there. Nice. And we're going to hit the other half of it. Some of these extra delicious French fries. I'm going to stack the other half with French fries and some jalapeno chips. French fries that are extra salty. Mhm. Jalapeno chips. The [ __ ] is Josh smoking? It is 420 after all. That sauce on the top bun. Keep everything in place like a sort of, you know. Mhm. Extra salty fries. What do you think of that? Look at my tasty YouTube. I could just use one more ingredient and I think I know what we could use. I wanted to use the Ruffles jalapeno ranch chips, but I'm out of those. I do have these kettle cooked jalapeno glaze chips. Looks like we might be able to put a couple of chips on our burger here. I mean, is this definitely excessive? A little bit. Do I care? No, not really. Is Cobra crafting the ultimate McDonald's burger? I wouldn't say that, but hopefully it's delicious. It's definitely unhealthy to say the least. Oh yeah, that sauce is looking good. Got enough [ __ ] put on there. Cobra. Jesus Christ. I mean, yeah, that's a bit excessive, folks, but that's why it's a Cobra video. That sauce is trying to come off. Scooch the sauce to the center here. Just like that. We're going to sandwich this bad [ __ ] And he's going to we have sandwich. Mhm. They make What the [ __ ] are you smoking? Wouldn't you like to know? Is that excessive? Of course it's [ __ ] bloody excessive. Do I care? No. Pour the rest of this pico sauce or whatever the [ __ ] it's called into our fry container or ranch and our buffalo sauce for dipping our fries in. Get that out of the way. That uh what's it called? I cannot pronounce how that's called. I'm going to butcher the name, but the hot peanut salsa with the buffalo sauce. Let's see how that hits on these French fries real quick. Cuz that burger is going to be all kinds of unhealthy.com. You know what I'm saying? It's going to add flavor. Let's try the the salsa with the buffalo. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay, let's try it with the ranch. Okay, I mixed a little bit of that salsa with the ranch. It's creamy. And I mixed it with the buffalo sauce. That's really good with the buffalo sauce, dude. Hold up. Mhm. It's got a little bit of heat on it. Not sure how spicy that Minecraft sauce was, but I missed out on my chance to try that. So, it's like, well, what are you going to do? Make a delicious McDonald's food review video nonetheless. That's a lot of salt packets, folks. I don't think I need any more salt for my meal, but it's always good to have extras. So, we'll scooch these. Put them somewhere like [ __ ] it. We'll put them right here for now. Kind of scooch them out of the way a bit so we can make room for our sandwich. Man, I can already taste the calories and the salt. It's good. We Let's get our Coke and Straw situation figured out. Oh yeah, something about McDonald's Coke. It just hits different. Oh, that sugar bey good. Okay, YouTube, let's not waste any more time. Last time I did a burger food hack, it was just a bun. And the flavor combination on that burger patty I did last time on my last cooking video was decent. I like the flavor on it. But this is going to be next level, dude. It's got chips, French fries, bacon, double the cheese, double the meat, a crazy combination of sauce. Let's pick up this one's strongest. This is like cheat day food. Hold up one second. Oh yeah, they put the mayonnaise in between the patties. M. Oh, that's good. Mhm. I'm dripping sauce all over the place. [Music] Look at that mess. Oh [ __ ] Okay, good. It landed on the case of beer. All right, we're good. That's some [ __ ] Guinness on the floor now. Dripping sauce all over the empty bottles. Just trying to keep it over the thing here. Oh wow, YouTube. The flavor on this. It good. See that bacon trying to creep out? No, I don't think so. Oh yeah, I got the meat and salt sweats going. YouTube, I'm definitely satisfied with my order. I'm eating like a gluttonous bastard for the next couple couple Well, if you like the food reviews, subscribe for more. Oh man, got extra sauce packets if I eat it. YouTube. That's a good burger. Nobody eating the rest of that off camera for sure. Mhm. Well, another fast food review in the books. How long is this? 15 minutes. It's not too long. Appreciate you watching. Stay hungry and stay subscribed.