drink combo and rant

Obby crazy glorious Hogwarts infested wankers. King Cobra Javis back from the depths of hell to record another gruesome video. Wooha. Happy 420 weekend. I got a splash of rum haven. Oh, that's this is like seriously the best coconut rum. You don't even know. And I'm going to mix a little drink combo action. That's what's up. Now, normally I mix it with some rum haven and like a little bit of body or peach mango, which I've been sipping on. Pretty tasty, but we're going to try something different. Sometimes in life it's good to have variety. Mix that rum haven with a little bit splash of Mountain Dew. That'll give us some extra sugar, unnecessary chemicals and caffeine, all kinds of goodness. What can we make on top of that? Ah, I think if I got a can I do? Yeah. Yes. Bud Light lime. Thank you. Call that a cobra's coconut and lime. Okay, let's go. Perfection. Oh, it's some of the dead homies. Oh yeah. Put the lime in the coconut. It gives you that vibe, dude. 100 Mountain Dew with Bud Light Lime and coconut rum is seriously good. And a Rum Haven and Mountain Dew and Bud L are not a sponsor, but this is an adult drink combo. You can make drink combos regardless of your age. It just depends on what you're mixing. And what I mixed in here with the Bud Light and the coconut rum. See, that's for adults. much like this video. Winning, I'm going to give a lecture on how men can pick up chicks without being a jerk. And if you don't want to watch, you don't have to. If you don't want to listen, you don't have to. I'm not here to cause drama with anyone. But if you want to better understand women as a man, you have to understand how women argue and think. And I say you can love a woman and understand how she thinks. Otherwise, you wouldn't be made to her, right, Blake? Yeah. After all, women and men are pretty much the same. All the only difference is that all we have is that women give birth to children. Men do not. Biology doesn't give a [ __ ] about your pronouns. Not saying you can't have them. Not saying you can't identify as XYZ, whatever. But the t-shirts, all my customized girl. Yeah, I made a couple of new customized t-shirts. Got a cobra smoking a cigarette. It's just attitude and a t-shirt, you know. It's got a cobra smoking, black and green cobra smoking a cigarette. On the front it says, "Thank you for smoking." And then on the back it's got a picture of death. And it says, "Fuck you." It's just pure attitude. And that's your job. You know, I got other t-shirts available. My customized King Cobra JFS official customiz customized girl. I like customized girl. They're just like Cheespring, but they but they've been cool with me, man. You know, so like I [ __ ] with them, you know? I I got a lot of [ __ ] sick t-shirt designs, you know? Some of them are obnoxious, rude, funny, and a bit cobra cultish, you know? Overall, I think I make pretty sweet t-shirts, and I appreciate you watching this video. So, now we're back to our scheduled programming. So, what do you do when women argue with you? Your best line of defense when women are arguing with you is to stick to your guns and use a sense of humor. If you refuse to get angry or violent or aggressive or dropping sea bombs, you know what I'm saying? Because that this is exactly how women argue. If they're wrong, they will withhold sex from you. If that doesn't work, then they'll use their emotions or insult your masculinity and bring up [ __ ] you're insecure about. And if that doesn't work, then they'll bring up some [ __ ] they're pissed off about from a fight you had like two weeks ago. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, bro, women these days have been taught to hate men, hate women, and blame men for everything, and take no responsibility for their [ __ ] And that's fourthwave feminism in a nutshell. It's like women are just as mean as men. And with the whole thing I'm saying is that like, you know, we need to be nicer to each other. That's correct. We need to be nicer to each other. We need to be nicer to each other. That's the thing of it. YouTube, stop making it about gender, race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, blah blah blah, country, class, creed. It's all stupid terms, you know. And here's the thing of it, YouTube. If your woman cuts you off from sex, sex is not important. There were more important things than getting laid. Like world peace. You feel me? It's all about power to the people and power is in our hands to make the world a better place, man. You know what I'm saying? There's way too much goddamn pressure on people to do it. If this here's the thing of it, YouTube, women are overly sexualized in our society and they're put underneath this pressure to give out sex. And if they don't, they get called a [ __ ] tease. And if they do give it out, they get called a [ __ ] That's kind of [ __ ] And men on the other hand, if they try to get it, they're called a s, a creep, and a weirdo. And if they're not getting it, they get called a creep, a [ __ ] and a loser. So they use that as an excuse to bash on homosexuals and like bash on men because they're not getting [ __ ] And quite frankly, I think it's [ __ ] Thank you. Back in my day, if you got called a goddamn [ __ ] it was a way to derogatorily shame women and deasculate you as a man. Of course, now now if you call someone a [ __ ] it's a derogatory term for cisgendered people, but don't you dare call him a [ __ ] because that's offensive. What it boils down to with my smart mouth is treat others the way you want to be treated. Thank you. And like I'm not going to hate on people because XYZ that's their thing. As long as you're not a goddamn sicko and you treat me with respect. Those the only two goddamn defining factors. We're all just trying to coexist as human beings, man. And like this Tim Lemon [ __ ] is stalking one of my fan girls and I'm not having it. YouTube not having it. She got a husband. She's trying to do her thing. Leave her alone. This Tim Lemon [ __ ] acts like he's entitled to a girlfriend. And I'm like, "Let me tell you something, bud. You're not entitled to shite when you hit the stream combo and take a deep breath." Cuz the whole situation's got me so [ __ ] mad. Like I don't care if my fan girls have a husband or not. I will protect them because it's what men are supposed to do. You want to call me a white night scent piece of [ __ ] and then [ __ ] at me when I'm an [ __ ] to women. It's like make up your goddamn mind. Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry, YouTube. I got the smart ass switcher flipped. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Oh, [ __ ] yes. Okay. It's like everyone sees the coconut ram haven in the body of our peach mango and they're like, "Okay, do another combo with it." Like, I got you a cobras coconut and lime. That is [ __ ] delicious. Mountain Dew, bud lime, and some coconut rum haven. That is [ __ ] fire, dude. Oh, sugar and caffeine and alcohol. Yes, please. That's for adults now. Behave yourselves. Underage drinking is lame. You know, you got your whole life ahead of you. Just wait till you're 21 to smoke and drink. It's worth the wait. Trust me. Back in my day, as soon as you turn 18, you're old enough to watch porn. You're old enough to die for your country. You should build up some goddamn cigarette. But that's just my opinion. Now I want to show you a cool little trick with this cigarette. It's called Doc Holidaying the cigarette. It's when you rip the filter off like that. Oh [ __ ] I'm huckleberry. I dropped the lighter. Sh. Here's the thing of it. When women are right, they will stay on point until you're on your knees and you're licking their [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? When they're wrong, they go rogue. They'll bring up [ __ ] you're insecure about. They'll insult your masculinity. They'll threaten you with to cut off sex. You know, they'll use their emotions. And it's cheesy and it's shitty, but it works. The reason why men are not allowed to hit women is because men are tougher genetically speaking. Toughness, it depends on the situation. Cuz there are some women who are tougher than men and there are some men who are more emotionally mature kind of thing. It just depends on the argument and the situation. But that's just that I'm not here to have an argument. I'm here to make people understand women and men. Women and men are exactly the same. The only difference is is that women give birth, men don't. And women are emotional creatures of habit. And when men realize that they're the prize, when men realize they're the prize, because women crave a provider, it's what it is. Otherwise, it would be making Tik Toks about it. Granted, yes, I've had some [ __ ] luck with women, but I refuse to hate them just because of my experiences. That's not fair to them because women have had [ __ ] experiences, too. Thank you. There's like way too much pressure on people to date and have sex, and it's obnoxious. All I got to say is wait till you're in college. Yeah. And if you want to increase your chances of getting some uh lady attention, fellas, man up and get some tactical soap coupon code. King Cobra no longer works, but the affiliate link, it makes a couple sense. It's a great way to provide support for Scott Car. So check out Tactical Soap. I swear by that product. Tactical Soap is a bee's knees, man. And you know what kills me about it? I'm not trying to be a dick, but like when women expect men to do everything, pay for everything, and then they [ __ ] because men make more money, but then the second you divorce your man and you take all of his [ __ ] including all of his money, you don't even hear a peep out of these 304s. Oh, and then you want to bishop about equality and how you want to be treated just like a man. Kiss my ass. I'm all about gender equality because women and men both have it hard. There are double standards that affect both sides. And when you get women and men who are entitled to [ __ ] and dick, you know, they act like they deserve it because they, you know, they think they're such hot [ __ ] It just sets a bad example for both sides. One of my fan girls is texting me about this creep that's harassing her. And I'm like, "Dude, I don't care if she's got a man or not. You leave my fan girls the [ __ ] alone. You don't [ __ ] with my cobra angels. You don't do it. You don't do it. Yeah, that [ __ ] cobra's coconut lime is [ __ ] slamming. Mountain Dew, but lime and coconut rum. There's the [ __ ] That's [ __ ] fire, caffeine, sugar, and alcohol. Oh, you can get into a lot of trouble with this drink, combo. That is beyond bloody smooth. Hold on one second. I'm not going to mention the fan girl's name because I want to drag her into the drama. I told her I wouldn't. But this Tim Lemon [ __ ] is a piece of [ __ ] He acts like he's so entitled to [ __ ] And it's like, dude, that you'll catch honey with more flies. You know what I'm saying? Like, humans are entitled to a point. Everyone's entitled to a point. It's just how you go about doing things. You know, and you'll catch more honey with flies. You know what I'm saying? Is what I'm saying. Like, you got to be nice to people. You can't expect everyone to kiss your ass if you don't kiss everyone else's ass, you know? Well, that's kind of the thing is you can't make everyone else happy. Oh, did I say that out loud? I'm sorry. That was mean. And if you're the kind of chick who [ __ ] because so and so's trolls are [ __ ] but every guy you dates an [ __ ] to you and you won't give so and so a chance because trolls are [ __ ] You're kind of doing it to yourself. I've watched a lot of chicks. I like pull that [ __ ] like I'm not gonna date Josh because his trolls are [ __ ] but then proceed to [ __ ] and complain because they're sick of dating. And I'm like well that's because people need to be nicer to each other and it has nothing to do with dating. But I didn't say that out much. And dating to a point is overrated. It's really there to procreate and find out who's a perfect match for you. That kind of thing. And you shouldn't worry about it. Like I see women and men bitching on TikTok. They're all sitting there like, "Oh, I haven't had my first kiss." Blah blah blah. It's like, who cares? Who [ __ ] bloody cares? Having your first kiss, having your first lady, that doesn't define you as a person, you know? They're all about consent and [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the human race treating each other like [ __ ] Thank you. I serve this at the Cobra's Cantina. God damn. That is [ __ ] good. Mountain Dew with the butt lime. Yes, sir. Oh, and the coconut on the finish. those drink combo exquisiveness. I'm not going to let my tr stop me from being awesome. They're [ __ ] miserable just like the rest of our society. But what do you do? Just keep being awesome and keep kicking ass. Although if you treat women like [ __ ] tactical soap's only going to get you so far. My strategy for picking up on chicks is using my attractive qualities to my advantage. I great with animals and old people, you know. And I got a gift with singing and music so she sees your sweet m musical creative vulnerable side. Let's think of it. If you want to pick up on chicks to get yourself some tactical soap, don't try to get laid. Just play it cool. Work on yourself. Develop a personality and realize that women have it just as hard as men. It's not that [ __ ] difficult. [ __ ] sake. You want the keys to a successful relationship? More sex, less fighting, never go to bed angry. Good communication and good communication is more important than than good sex. And don't be afraid to do like little romantic things for your other half, you know, like it keeps the relationship spontaneous and mysterious. It's basic [ __ ] YouTube. It's not that hard to People don't have to overthink it, but they do. Women are sitting there when they're about to go to the bar with their gal pals. They have a closet full of amazing outfits and they're like, "Well, I don't want to look." You know, they're sitting there, I look hot in this. And it's like, well, I don't want my friends calling me a [ __ ] so I'll try this. No, I don't want them to think I'm not confident in myself. Oh jeez. And then by the time they're done overthinking it, it's like you hear women screaming, "I have nothing to wear." It's like, "Okay, here's the thing of it. If you give a [ __ ] about what other women think, [ __ ] them. That's your problem." The thing I love about being a dude is I don't give a [ __ ] what other dudes think of me. That's their problem, not mine. You know, I have the same attitude for chicks. I'm like, dude, life is not that complicated, man. You just got to figure out your niche and make it happen. A lot of people want to talk [ __ ] but it's like that's their problem. They talk [ __ ] because they're not you. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, dude, you shouldn't stock chicks, period. Especially if she's got a husband. Just leave it at that, Mr. Cobra. I will also say this. Art is a perspective. The definition of art is different for each person. YouTube. Much like perfection. Everyone seeks it. But true perfection does not exist because the definition of perfection is different for each person. Much like normality, true normality doesn't exist because each person's definition of normal doesn't exist. If you can't laugh at yourself, why laugh at someone else? And more importantly, if you don't like someone's art and you're jealous, then ignore it and focus. ignore it and focus on your own art. You know, it's it's not that complicated. The fact that I got to say it, it's mentally exhausting. I can't even log back into my GoFundMe page profile to see if the page got deleted or not. It's It's stupid. So, I may have to go somewhere else to try to raise money for an. But that's beside the point. And I'm not going to let that go because my YouTube trolls are disgusting [ __ ] and societyy's full of hypocrites and [ __ ] But all you can do is just keep going and keep being a good person. Just remember, don't stop being a good person just because people are jerks to you. you know, treat others the way you want to be treated, you too. But that's honestly how I feel about it. You take this video how you want to take it. But I'll be uploading a food hack momentarily after I upload this video. People like, "Oh, Cobra's got a 420 weekend drink combo. What is it? Cobra's coconut and lime." Okay. How do you make it? Coconut rum haven dew and butterlet lime. Yes, sir. It actually sounds interesting. Let's try a sip of that. Mhm. God damn. Not a sponsor, but that is [ __ ] fire, dude. The coconut rum haven is just a treat, if I may say so myself. It's good rum, and the bottles are super pretty when you get one. And you know what I'm saying? Like Cobra's a master at his craft. Some people are not going to be my biggest fan. And I'm like, I'm cool with that. You know, not every not every chick's going to get what I'm saying. They're going to look at me like, "That's not how women think. Shut the [ __ ] up, Cobra." It's like, "Okay, let me ask you this. A lot of women are losing their [ __ ] because Trump's president. how he's like the next Hitler. And I'm like, "Okay, so how come Trump doesn't have a concentration camp full of dead Jews? Answer me that." And then when he bought a club in Florida, he sued the [ __ ] out of that city and that club for not allowing blacks or Jews in that club and then was the first president to host a gay wedding. Yeah. Somehow if you're just saying he's just doing that for political views, okay, well that's your opinion, but like Hitler wouldn't care about political views. You just do it. So like just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's the next Hitler. Grow the [ __ ] up. Because if Kla Harris were president, no man would be allowed to complain, especially if they were white. You know what I'm saying, YouTube? Like you'd never hear the end of it. Like you shut the [ __ ] up. It's her turn. It's the woman's turn. Shut the [ __ ] up. The Kla Harrison screamed, "Grab him by the penis. You couldn't say anything because you'd be [ __ ] shaming." And that's like, "You can't tell me that chicks don't throw themselves at Trump because he's rich. I'm not trying to kiss ass. It's the [ __ ] truth." Kla Harris screams, "Grab him by the penis and [ __ ] the patriarchy." and women lose their [ __ ] and go, "Yeah, yeah, you tell him, sister." Mhm. Trump does it and it's like, "Fuck you, you sexist pig." I'm like, "Really?" So, when women are fem cells and sexist towards men, it's totally justified cuz all men are serial killers and rapists, right? Go [ __ ] yourself. What's a fem cell? It's basically the female equivalent of incel culture. Like women and men hating each other and it's stupid and useless. Make love, not war. You know what I'm saying? Oh, did cobra say that out loud? Yes, I did. that that men can't admit we can be [ __ ] sometimes and women can't admit that sometimes they they're dependent on what the patriarchy provides. Otherwise, you wouldn't be screaming, "Fuck the patriarchy." I'm like, "Well, you're a bit forward. Can I take you out for drinks? You want to [ __ ] the patriarchy so hard? Why don't you pull my dick out and go to town, start sucking it, and see where it gets you?" I know. Let's expect men to do everything, pay for everything, buy the car, buy the house, and the second we complain about it, it's sexist. What? I'm like, well, here's thing of it. I'm all for women being able to fight in the military alongside men. I'm all for women being able to have a career just like men, but don't complain about a problem that you contribute to. It makes you look stupid. Because like all you know men are expected to bring home the bacon and the second you ask your woman to make you a sandwich it's sexist ter it's like you want her to make your make you a sandwich. You want your woman to make you a sandwich. The [ __ ] you going to do for her? Make her a homemade cheesecake and her favorite wine. Some apotheic dark red. Oh. Eat her [ __ ] out while she's eating that cheesecake and bitching about all the females that she hates in her life. And then when she gets done coming, you cuddle with her on the couch, have a Twilight marathon, and listen to her [ __ ] about her problems. Oh, she will think you're the best boyfriend ever. Okay, let's not be graphic, Mr. Cobra. That's runchy. Behave yourself. Team Edward or team Jacob? It's like team, shut the [ __ ] up. You think anybody wants to listen to anyone else's problems when we've all got problems? That's what pisses me off about woke culture. It's like they talk down to you like they're Jesus Christ. like you're stupid and like all white straight cisgendered males are all about the problem and it's like the problem is people need to be nicer to each other. There's nothing wrong with the concept of woke culture because it's like being informed and being socially politically correct is awesome, but when you act like you're better than everyone else because you are that thing, you're contributing to the problem. Oh, that's going to hurt like a kick in the [ __ ] I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Like, you know, why isn't like racism and sexism and [ __ ] call out when everyone does it? You know, I'm not going to point fingers and be that kind of guy, but you know what I'm saying? Like why is it that like gays and trans are allowed to hate me because I'm straight and cisgendered? But if I hate them, it's phobic. I'm like, if it's all about equality, then why the [ __ ] are straits and cisgenders not included with gay people and trans? And don't get me wrong, I don't need a parade or pride month to celebrate my sexuality. And I don't need people to accept me because we have been accepted. And that's why they fight for equality. That's why women and gays fight for equality because they're just trying to find acceptance like everyone else. Life is miserable. People are hypocrites and stick it to the man. You know what I'm saying? I want to listen to keep on rocking the free world, but I don't want to get copyright. So, I might have to just save that for when I get off of tubes. You know what I'm saying? Like men, apply what I've taught you in this video and wear some tactical soap and don't try to get laid. Once you understand how women think and women argue, that makes you a dangerous man. And then you don't let them break you. You stick to your guns. You can be honest and ruthless without being a dick to women. You know, that's the thing of it. Like, I get it. Women are [ __ ] Men are [ __ ] pigs. I get it. Cobra, that's a bit controversial. I'm sorry. Did I slip? It doesn't mean all of them are like that. And that goes for both genders. Uh what's it look like when you're a MIGTO feminist and you call both women and men on their [ __ ] You be like, "Okay, how do we make women and men understand each other?" How many show me a like on the video if it's like you know what you're a dude or you're a chick all you want good sex good cuddles good food is someone who respects you and appreciates what you're laying down cuz that's what love's all about. You know what I'm saying? And love has many meanings. There's a big difference between your boyfriend, girlfriend versus your family, your friends. You know, it's just acceptance, tolerance. And that's what the [ __ ] radical left loves to preach is acceptance and tolerance. But if you uh don't tolerate their the group think you're a piece of [ __ ] and the second you speak out against it, you're cancelled. When 20, 30, 40 years ago, you know, if you came out as gay, you were harassed in Hollywood. And I'm like, that's kind of [ __ ] People need to be nicer to each other. I'll say it before, I'll say it again. [ __ ] the hypocrisy and the [ __ ] in our human race. Thank you. I don't care if you have pronouns. I don't care if you're trans. That's your thing. You're doing your thing. You know, I'm doing my thing. You know, I'm a straight ally, but I got a smart mouth. And uh check this. I got a shirt on my customized girl that says biology doesn't give a [ __ ] about your pronouns. And I got the flamingo farting rainbows saying [ __ ] woke culture. And what that implies is that gay people are sick and tired of all the woke [ __ ] too. They're just trying to find acceptance and be themselves. And like you know all the negativity that woke culture provides is just fuel for trans/gayphobia and it fuels all the [ __ ] and it's just disgusting. And then you got people on both sides abusing their privilege in society. It's kind of cra It's kind of crap, YouTube, because there's a lot of people in the middle who's just trying to do their thing and find acceptance like the rest of us. Like, as long as you're not a goddamn sicko, I don't give a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you do. Do it up. It's 420 weekend, you [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn that dream combo. I like Mountain Dew, Bud Lime, a little bit of coconut rum haven. That's [ __ ] fire, dude. Straight up. That drink combo is good. Yummy. Oh, you naughty bastard. Excellent. Here's the thing of it. You can't expect like that community to [ __ ] and complain and moan because no one cares about the issues when you don't care about everyone else's issues. We got to care for each other. Like I get so much crap for trying to care about people and be a good person. And then when I'm a complete [ __ ] everyone's just like, "Cobra, that's too far." And I'm like, "Really? So which is it?" Because I'm not here to fight with anyone. I'm just trying to live my [ __ ] life like everyone else. So which is it? Which is it? YouTube. Which is it? YouTube check deliveries kicks ass. Okay. Generals gathered in their masses just like witches and black masses. Hate you. She loves you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She loves you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't quite warmed up for that one. Like that's decades of music right in front of you. Well, look out. I could shriek like Danny Filth. I can sing like Aussie Osborne. I can sing like John Linen. Look out. That's [ __ ] awesome. I don't care what anyone says. [ __ ] the trolls. And [ __ ] the human race being jerks to each other. Like you want everyone to care about your issues, then you got to care about theirs too. And like that goes to a point. If you draw the line at sickos, then like we got a thing here. And if you're a sicko, then you need to get help. Or camely castrated or shot with a solid off shotgun. Your choice. It was [ __ ] bloody miserable the last couple of days with the snow and Casper. I'm like, "Welcome to Wyoming. April showers bring May snow flowers." Nope. I got a country song. It's about whiskey farts and diarrhea. As silly as that sounds, overwhelming. It's a cowboy state. I love Wyoming. Like I love America. And uh you know, I think farts and diarrhea are funny because I'm immature like that. And I'm like, dude, how can we combine those two into a song? And I'm like, oh yeah, we can do this. I want to add little bits to it, you know, to make it spice it up a bit before I send it off to death bed. Yeah. But I listen to it and I get a little chuckle and start grooving out to it. Like it's a song can be crude and obnoxious and contains swaz and but like if it ain't catchy like no one's going to care like oh you're just being obnoxious to prove a point. At what point is that exactly? That the human race is full of hypocrites and we're all going to die alone. [ __ ] Cobra. You don't have a song like that. want to bet. All right. Well, then Cobra, give us a sneak peek, you glorious bastard. [ __ ] to find out. Jump around. Remix is [ __ ] fire, dude. Okay, so let's try this one. Yeah, that's the one. Oh, look. I ran out and mysteriously another pack appeared. It's like [ __ ] magic, folks. I swear to you. How the [ __ ] do Easter Bunnies poop eggs? I thought chickens were the only ones that made it, man. 666 on the pack. Where the [ __ ] the tab on it? There it is. Happy zombie Jesus 420 day. Whatever the [ __ ] [ __ ] it up. [ __ ] the Coline shooting. Thank you. Oh yes, the smell of a freshly opened pack of cigarettes. That's Jesus Christ. That is [ __ ] good smelling stuff right there. Oh my god, dude. One thing. Yeah, fresh pack of cigarettes. That's the smell. Oh my god, dude. That smells like America, dude. Shout out to Mar. Okay, that's that's my brand. I like camos. I like Mar. I'm not that picky when it comes to cigarettes. You know, you have a day where you're just out of cigarettes. You're like, man, I smoke and it's like it's because life's depressing and cigarettes are addicting. 21 and up, you crazy [ __ ] I got the computer door closed and the window open. So, all this goes, Amazingly, the whole trailer doesn't smell of tobacco. I got a system and it works. It was a system agreed upon my father and said myself. Going back on your word doesn't solve anything. And to be honest with you, I love my father and my mother and my family and my fans and my friends and my idols more than I hate my trolls. And I hate my trolls. But I hate sickos more than I hate my trolls. This is a country song I made with Souno is [ __ ] awesome, dude. If you haven't checked out Sudo, you can make some cool [ __ ] with them, man. And like what's next? Oh, we're going to use Suno to troll Cobra. You're just doing the same [ __ ] they do to you. Like you people are unoriginal. your hacks. Someone like this is a two-part song. It's got two different country songs charmed into one and uh like yeehaw and like other little things to it, you know. I sit down at Joe's barbecue. Had a plate of ribs and a brew or two. It didn't take long for something went wrong. My belly was singing a trouble song. If it gets featured on my next album, it's gonna be a free song as a bonus track. You know what I'm saying? Because if you want to feature your music, you gota you can't resell it for profit. Then you'll get sued. Like we're skiing the line and like death making some cool music, man. Now I'm the talk of this town. I rushed home faster than a tumble weed. Every step was filled with desperate me. But the door was locked and I couldn't find the key. Guess the night was not my night to be free. I think I got the Yeah, mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. I wake up next morning feeling fine as can be. Hit the whiskey again to my spring. It's hard to resist that sweet soldier glow. The next time I'll think twice before I go now around with their tales to tell about the night. I gave that out now. Still the talk about my engine so loud and proud. I'm a legend in this farting crowd and diarrhea. Want to think I got the flu. Yeah. Mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. Woke up next morning feeling fine as can be. Hit the whiskey again and so did my spray. It's hard to resist that sweet sultry glow. But next time I'll think twice before I go. Let's get farts and diarrhea. Well, I think I got the flu. Yeah. Mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. I'm the town. [Music] I sat down at Jones barbecue and a plate of bread and a bro. It didn't take too long for something went wrong. I belly was singing song and I real Yeah, mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. Well, I was talking faster than it's on the wing. Every step was f desperate me. The door was locked and I couldn't find the keys. Guess was not my not to be free. Whiskey and I thought I think I got the flu. Yeah, mama told me to slow down. Now I'm tall. I was tall, faster than a tall queen. Every step was filled with desperate need. But the door was locked and I couldn't find the key. Guess was not my night to be free. Whis real. But I think I got the flu. Yeah, mom told me to scroll down. Now I'm talking this town next morning. Feel the fine as can be. Get the whiskey in my spray. It's hard to resist that sweet soldier glow. Next time I'll think twice before I go. Now folks gather around with the tales to tell about the night I gave that out house hell. I talk about my engine so loud and proud. I'm a legend in this farting crowd with I think I got the flu. Yeah, mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. Yeah, mama told me to slow down. Now I'm the talk of this town. Okay, here's the thing of it. YouTube, not trying to be a dick, but if you want to win the argument against women, don't stoop to their level. Cuz you know how it goes. Like I said, when women are wrong, they will bring up [ __ ] they're pissed off about in the past instead of just talking about it when it happens. How the [ __ ] are you going to say that women have a communication issue when you give us the silent treatment and then you bring up [ __ ] you're pissed off about from a previous fight? See, that doesn't make any sense. harboring all that anger towards your fellow women and your fellow humans in general. Like, oh, we hate men. See, like, if women hate men, no one calls him a fem cell or a [ __ ] or a body shaming [ __ ] but like, you know, the second men do it, it's a whole different story. Oh jeez. I could be an [ __ ] when I'm pushed to it. I'll try to be an [ __ ] I'm just trying to help women and men understand each other. I'm like, life doesn't have to be that complicated, man. It's going to be nicer to each other. You know what I'm saying? Gigantism. Okay, let's see how it tastes. Oh, yeah. Whoa. bloody good. So much for saving it for later. The YouTube people just need to be nicer to each other and more patient with each other. The world is too overly sensitive. And you know, people are just jerks to each other. They're like, there's nothing you can do about it. Except continue to be a good person. Like not everyone's going to like worship the ground Aussie and Danny walk on like I do, you know? So that's cool, man. And that's like your choice, you know. We're not all going to like the same musician. This has stuff like to the ending of this song, but you got the basic gist of it. Oh, I don't care if like women reject me. There are plenty of girls that are into me. Which brings me to our next lesson. My fellow cobra demons, focus on the cobra angels who want you instead of the ones who don't want you because life's [ __ ] We're all miserably insane, you know. We're all patient number nine is in the asylum of life. I have no reason to [ __ ] anyone, but what I gain from it. It's stupid to do things when you have nothing to gain from it. And you got to think, what's people's real motivation? What's the real gain? You know what I'm saying? Cobra, you done a fine job pissing off the establishment. I'm like, where? Ter, I don't care when you realize that T had some really negative experiences with women and his ex-wife killed his dog and uh they didn't do [ __ ] about it until probably realized that no one gives a [ __ ] about men's rights. So he starts a comedy show that spits rightwing truth in your face while telling you to laugh at the pain. Cuz that's the thing of it. My YouTube trolls are trying as hard as they can to [ __ ] with me. I'm like, I don't want to get to me, man. I don't want any drama with anyone to be honest.