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Greetings fellow YouTubers. The legendary King Cobra is live and I come bearing excellent news. My King Cobra JFS channel has been officially restored to me. I cannot go live on King Cobra JFS channel, but YouTube was nice enough to give me back my YouTube channel. So, I really really appreciate that, man. Like, I got my links here if anyone wants them. Not going to worry about plugging the links, but the only reason why I'm going live on my Josh Saunders channel is because I tried going live on my King Cobra channel and it's like, you've got community strikes and guidelines and and blah blah blah. You know how that goes. So, I'm just at this point grateful that I got my old channel back and I'm just going to stream on my Josh Saunders channel until the strikes go down. And I appreciate y'all tuning in to watch me go live. Right now, I'm sipping on some Bud Lime just straight as it is. I did an excellent job polishing off drink combo action. You know what I'm saying? I was able to finish a bottle of Jack in like two days flats. And uh then I found out that I got my channel back on, I'm like, "Bullshit." And then when I switched to my other account, I was like, "Oh, well, sure. It's not bullshit." Well, all right then. So, I want to say thank you first of all to YouTube for reinstating my King Cobra JFS account. Also want to say thank you to my fans for fighting a good fight. SP better recognize cuz the trolls are like, you know what, we're sick and tired of Cobra's videos. Who's telling you to watch that? Who's forcing you? And my fans are going, you know what? That's [ __ ] Cobra's a good dude. He don't deserve the [ __ ] he's getting. And a lot of my fans were harassing the [ __ ] out of YouTube. And then YouTube moderators were like, "You know what? Cobra didn't do anything wrong. He was just defending himself." So, YouTube actually admitted they were wrong, which, you know, cool. It's refreshing to see that some people can be mature about this. Just chilling like a rockstar villain. I got some Bud Light lime. These are [ __ ] delightful. One second. I I bought me a bloody [ __ ] 12pack of Bud Light lime and some Jack Daniels and a 2 L Mountain Dew. It's taking me about 3 to four days to polish the whole thing off, mind you, but that's just fine. I would consider this a huge victory for Cobra. Now, these are for 21 and up. And I did in fact spill my beer earlier, so this pack's a little sticky, but the cigarettes didn't get soaked, so we're Gucci. We are Golden Cobra by Lint Biscuit. Love that song. I was prepared to go live on my King Cobra GFS channel, mind you. And the YouTube's just like, "Well, you can't go live because of guidelines and strike issues." And I'm like, "Whatever. At least I got it back." So, crackers can't complain. You know what I'm saying? Like I was saying, hello. Hope you all doing a fantastic. I got my King Cobra GFS channel back and I wasn't sure if I was going to get it back. I did submit an appeal and then a lot of my YouTube fans harassed the [ __ ] out of YouTube until I got my [ __ ] back. And it's just like that's a really wonderful feeling. You have no idea because a lot of people love to talk [ __ ] on Cobra. Soon as I got my King Cobra JFS channel back, I unsubscribed from MJ Klein and I'm removing all the likes. I put all his videos because [ __ ] saxs and [ __ ] sickos. Yeah, I said it. I said it. The Bud Light lime is [ __ ] delish, dude. I like the can design. That is slick. It's black and green. This [ __ ] would be really good like a shot of tequila, you know, tequila and lime kind of thing. So, a lot of people are probably going, "Let make sure I got enough flame in this to do this." Yeah, that'll do. Okay. So, I want to show you a cool little trick to light one of these addictive little bastards. Uh, age restricted video because YouTube frowns upon drinking and smoking and cussing. Well, suck Sharon Osmo's [ __ ] with it. You wankers. Yeah. The magic trick is you want to make sure when you prep your your lolly, your cigarette, you burn the end of it so that like the paper has something to catch to kind of thing. So you know like you know if you like toast it a bit. No cigarettes and alcohol for 21 and up. By the grace of the rock and roll gods I've gotten my King Cobra JFS channel back. There's so many good videos on that on that channel. Me making my pin wheels, you know, just shooting guns with Darth Lenny, videos of me and Puff, all my food hacks. It's like, you know, I don't go out of my [ __ ] way to harass anyone. I don't care if Sharon and Oz, you know who I am. I don't care if my trolls ever stop harassing me. I'm just doing my thing, existing like everyone else. Now, to make a fireball, you want to take Give it a shake. Yeah, I can hear the fluid in there. You want to take the button and push it against your finger on the side like that. thought you want to squeeze it tight like a non [ __ ] like I'm squeezing down on my pinky and making making it into a pocket so to speak. And you want to push it on the button right there. You see that? So it squirts liner fluid into your hand. And using basic science, you can light a cigarette with a fireball. I kind of broke down one of my more iconic cigarette magic tricks, but you know, and uh it's catchy because it looks like you literally a fireball bursting from your hand to light it. You know, it's a it's it's a really cool [ __ ] illusion. But yeah, man. I totally got my King Koba JFS channel back. That's [ __ ] sick. My trolls are [ __ ] the biggest [ __ ] on the planet. They're bigger [ __ ] than Jessica Bole, but I didn't say that out loud. I was like, who can suck Jessica Bole? Uh, nobody wants to. It's like, no. After putting up with it, I'm like, I wouldn't recommend it. Crazy chicks like her only good for one thing, and I'm not going to be a complete pig about it, but you get the picture. And I truly feel sorry for Jessica Bole. She had to lie about her date just to try to make me jealous. It's [ __ ] sad. She needs to get the [ __ ] over me, but she won't. And she'll never get closure for the breakup. And I think that's hilarious. Jessica really cared this much about me. She should have thought about that before being a gaslighting [ __ ] grifter or [ __ ] about it. But that's just my opinion. I don't know what kind of relationship she's had in the past, but she couldn't handle having a nice guy in her life. Then when she triggered my [ __ ] on, she couldn't handle that either. You know, it's like, look, she yell at me and yell right back. She was really in danger of me hurting her. She would have called the cops instead of filming it on YouTube and try to gaslight me into being this piece of [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Like that's a little suspect girl. Ain't no one buying it. No one's buying it. The thing about Jessica too is when she showed me Borc, her favorite singer, is I didn't talk throughout the entire [ __ ] song. I waited to ask questions until the music was over. I'm like, I'm trying to watch Tombstone. Rest in peace Killer. you know, sitting there like, "How do western guns work?" And I'm like, "I don't know, Jessica. Why don't you watch the [ __ ] movie?" And you'll find out. I'm not trying to be a dick about it, but she is an insufferable [ __ ] woman. And I feel sorry for anyone who tries to date her. I tried to love her, date her, and accept her, and that even that wasn't good enough. So, I'm like, you know what? I can find a way hotter girlfriend. That's way less problematic. Just give it time. I got nothing but time on my hands. I'm 34. Although I keep smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. I don't know about that, but okay. It's like you're watching a western movie with people shooting at each other with western guns. You're like, "How do western guns work?" I'm sitting there like [ __ ] ridiculous, dude. Jessica Bo's the [ __ ] worst. Oh, she is so insufferable. Terrence Pops are the best. Let women talk and they'll tell on themselves. And Jessica Bole is a perfect example of that. You see, it I'm not completely stupid. But I've learned a couple of tricks to the trade in my 34 years of existing on this miserable [ __ ] planet. I would never treat my ex crushers the way Jessica Bole's treating me right now. It's just so disgusting and pathetic because society wouldn't put up with it if I was treating Jessica or my ex crushers the way Jessica's treating me. Dude, I get arrested so quickly because that's privilege of the pharaoh sex. Men have privilege, too. And it's disgusting when women and men abuse each other's privilege to [ __ ] with each other and then complain because the other side does the exact same goddamn thing. It's like a [ __ ] and so is my ex-girlfriend. Okay, Missy is basically the female version of misogyny. We got to be nasty to each other. That's all I'm going to say on that. So, because my King Cobra GFS channel is back, but I can't go live on it. I'll just continue streaming on this channel and doing my thing until the strikes wear off. But I do appreciate my fans and YouTube helping me get my channel back. You know, I don't care if I get a play button from YouTube, to be honest. It's all about entertaining the fans and making videos. You see the [ __ ] pizza Cobra made where they stacked you with Doritos and pizza Pringles. Yeah, I did. That [ __ ] looks so good, dude. Like Cobra, that's some quality food porn, mister. You naughty bastard. I [ __ ] hate sickos. I like how my trolls can bully me for hating sickos, but the second I tell them to suck my buck rack. They can't handle it. They get a bunch of fake accounts and try to get my account taken down and it doesn't work cuz then my account just wiped the [ __ ] back up. So, I'll say it again real slowly so everyone can hear me. I thought I told these trolls to suck my [ __ ] butt crack. I [ __ ] told them. getting sick and tired of their [ __ ] act. Always flapping their fart sucker all over the goddamn place. I don't care what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you want to say, dude. Like, YouTube's going to still let me have strikes in my channel, but it's whatever. At least I got my [ __ ] channel back. I can stream on the Josh's channel until the [ __ ] over strikes were out. I said, "Oh, it's no big deal." I use Ban Evasion to do it. And it sucks that I have to break YouTube rules to prove my case and thank YouTube at the same time. But it's like whatever, dude. I smoke and cuss and drink, my shit's age restricted. Everyone knows you watch King Cobra JFS, his channel is not exactly what you call familyfriendly. Yeah, I had fun hanging out on drunken peasants. It was a good time. I hung out with Ben in Discord with some fans afterwards and that was a real treat. A lot of people care about me. It made me feel good. I must shave my beard. You're [ __ ] stupid. Just ignore the comments and focus on the videos. That's where I handle it. You know, this woman, I want to call her putrid, called me a fake [ __ ] the other day. And see, when she was talking [ __ ] to my face, I didn't rise to it because it was it would have it would have been too easy. YouTube, I'm not going to give out her real name because I care about people involved around her social circle. So, it's not worth bringing more drama to the situation. But I am going to say that I'm one of the realest [ __ ] out there and people can't handle it. And uh it's like if you don't like me and you won't say it to my face, why you don't like me, then that's not my problem. The thing about Petrid is that she's talk [ __ ] about people behind their back and as soon as she talks [ __ ] on her daughter or her family behind her back, you know what I'm saying? She gets a little about it. And it's just like, okay, well, it's it's treat others the way you want to be treated. That's just how I look at it. I'm not trying to be a dick. I don't want drama with anyone, but it's like when you've known someone for a certain amount of time and they just out of nowhere, they start hating you. It's like, well, okay, join the club. A lot of people hate Cobra, so there you go. There's that juicy bit of gossip. entertain your early Friday weekend. Oh, that tastes good. You know what that cigarette tastes like? That tastes like death. And it tastes delicious. Not sure yet alive sports not dying for a long time. I guarantee you if I Google it, it's going to say he's still alive. Aussie Osborne's not dying for a long time. And my trolls seriously need to get the [ __ ] over the unhealthy obsession with I can Google his name in an instant. Still kicking. Oh, look at that. Suck my [ __ ] Suck Aussiey's dick while you're at it. Exactly. [ __ ] sickos and long live Aussie. You said it 100%. It's like, oh, why do you think I said what I said earlier? I wasn't trying to be graphic about sh. morning and I was just drinking and having a married time just enjoying the simple things in life. The fact that my favorite celebrities are still kicking and that music and food are a thing. Yeah, that's the one thing that unites us as a culture I feel like is music and food. Society seeks perfection, but we're all imperfect, so true perfection does not exist. Check guys, I'm walking alone. I try to be a spur about it, but I [ __ ] hate those. My trolls are [ __ ] stupid. This is just a stream. I don't beg for money on YouTube. I don't. If you want to give me money, that's cool. If not, that's cool, too. DJ Big, you sign it. Was 100% man. Like, you know, if my trolls had an Aussie Osborne of their own, I wouldn't care who they idolized. I'd be like, "Good for you. We've all got our favorite celebrities that we like or group of favorite celebrities." I wouldn't harass them or, you know, bully my trolls for liking them. I just be like, "You know what? That's what you like, man. That's your thing." You know, I could give a [ __ ] My choice could be Justin Bieber's biggest fan. You don't see me harassing him because I despise his music. Like, Justin Bieber deals with enough haters as it is, but I don't like his music that I simply choose to ignore him and not harass him because I know how it feels. That's real talk. Like you can't call yourself a metal head and then be like, "Oh, you're so into it." But then like you got into the industry and the genre that you're into like [ __ ] out of here. God, you bullshitting. And as far as One Direction goes, I called them One Direction erection. one of their bandmates oded up some pink cocaine and jumped off a [ __ ] hotel balcony. Aussie Osborne would have looked at you and said, "You're a [ __ ] pussy." What's the connection? Like Justin Bieber is a One Direction ripoff. Okay, that's enough out of you, Cobra. What the [ __ ] One Direction? When I think of British music, I think of like Rolling Stones. I think of Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, The Beatles, you know, Iron Maiden. You know what I'm saying? Like, what the [ __ ] is If people are a fan of it, then I'm not going to judge because people judge me for my music. the black metal community be like, "I'm sick and tired of everyone judging us for our love of black metal." Oh, wait. In the same community, it's like, "Oh, wait. You listen to cradle of filth and then they immediately judge you for it." And it's just like, "You're such a [ __ ] hypocrite." You sound just like the goth community. It's like we're sick of everyone judging us, man. But then we're going to judge each other in our own community because you're not goth enough, you [ __ ] M poser. And it's like, dude, you're [ __ ] stupid. You're [ __ ] Don't get me started on this [ __ ] YouTube, because I'll talk your ear off. Nobody wants to hear that. That's not the real King Cobra JFS. I call [ __ ] I call bullshits. Holy [ __ ] On the weird part of YouTube again. That's not the real King Co. No. What the [ __ ] is this? What's up, [ __ ] It's Sean. Hey Sean, where do you work? I work at a funeral home. You work at a funeral home? Yeah, I'm used to seeing [ __ ] in the lines and tonight's no exception. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Help. Help. Help. What's the matter, Sean? This man's got his hand up my ass. Oh, the monle popped out. Son of a [ __ ] Okay, I'm sorry. The monle popped out. God damn it. Hold still. Ow. [ __ ] [ __ ] You poked my eye. I didn't mean to poke your eye, Sean. I'm sorry. Hold still. [ __ ] bastard. What was that? I said, "You're a [ __ ] bastard. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your mother. If you do, you'll get slinners." Okay. I swear to you. Stop. Ow. [ __ ] Sean, hold the [ __ ] still. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. You [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, hold still. [ __ ] Charlie McCarthy modified. [ __ ] people are like, "Okay." Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] No, the monle doesn't want to go in. Nice going, dick. Shut up, Sean. People are like, "What you make Sean out of?" But I'm like, he's made out of a Charlie McCarthy vanquist puppets. I upgraded him to a standard deluxe from throw things.com. And I painted his eyes black and green with the eyeliner and the goth makeup. Laugh. [ __ ] you. And now Sean, when I upgraded Sean, this is where his pull string used to be. I'll pull your string. Shut up, Sean. God damn it. You're obnoxious tonight. Stop it. My YouTube fans, knowing as I'm one of Aussy's biggest fans, sent me this cute little Aussie Osborne t-shirt and I put it over Sean. And right back here, you see where this where the sticks at? And it's got a control stick right here. Yes, sir. I'm not going to answer the door when I'm streaming. I'm not causing any trouble for anyone. I'm merely saying that I got my King Cobra JFS channel back. That's what the [ __ ] is up. That's what I'm saying. Sean, that's what the [ __ ] is up, tubes. That's what the [ __ ] is up, tubes. Hey, Sean, don't be impossible. Nothing impossible. Yeah. Okay. Well, you know, like look, Jeff had autism and fetal alcohol syndrome. [ __ ] you. Okay. Silence. Why do you say silence? I fart on you every [ __ ] goddamn time. I swear to you. That's like this little asshole's bit. He farts on people and makes jokes about death. It's grotesque and crude. Yeah. The Who's the one making me talk? Okay. Would you stop? No, I will not stop. Josh's trolls need to get a wife. Yeah, you said it, Sean. Oh, some of that. Some of this. Yeah. God. Getting the dummy drunk. Getting his puppet drunk. Well, no. That's probably a bad idea. I mean, what could go wrong? We're getting Shan. This This would totally go over so well. Yeah, that's the stuff. Hey, drunk controller quest. A drunk controller quest. How does that work? Hey guys, I can talk louder than my lips. What is that? This is Bud Light lime. It's delicious. That is delicious. Not a [ __ ] sponsor. No, it's not a [ __ ] sponsor. No [ __ ] Shock. No [ __ ] Just fart. You said it. Okay. Your fans are like, "You should go to live, Joshy." Like, "Yeah, I can post a sick pa pa. What the [ __ ] is a pizza? Okay, I was trying to say pizza. [ __ ] you, Sean. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Okay, so I was trying to post a pizza food hack and I did post it and it [ __ ] turned out amazing and it's like, "Oh, but you didn't go live." I kind of feel like they don't care about your videos unless you go live. Okay. Don't be an [Music] asshy. Oh, stop. What? Nice and cheesy. So pizza that could be like Yeah. You know that's what we're going to call pizza fars. You got the pizzas extra greasy. Oh yeah. You want some extra sausage to go with that? [ __ ] shut up. Sean extra pepperoni would taste nice on me. Would you stop? God. God. I'm not s you now. Okay. Oh my [ __ ] god. That is glorious. Just like Cold is live on his Josh Saunders channel and he's got the goddamn dummy out and he's drinking. What fun can we get into tonight? Well, I got a joke. You got a joke. You think you're such a funny guy. Would you stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop. What's your joke, funny man? Well, what's your [ __ ] joke besides your ugly ass autistic drunk and bloated face? My autistic drunk and bloated face. Yeah, you heard what I said. You would just drink. You give me another shot of that. Thought you were such a [ __ ] hypocrite. [ __ ] you. Yeah, that's the stuff. What's your joke, Mr. Funny man. Why did the church bell get cut off from sex? I don't know why. His girlfriend said, "You better put a ring on it, mister. Otherwise, I ain't touching your dingling." Oh, a marriage joke. My girlfriend broke off with me. Why did your girlfriend break up with you, Sean? That's horrible. She came out as bisexual. She came out as bisexual. She said lied to me and started having sex with other guys. That's rough. Yeah. What are you gonna do? That was horrible. Okay. Yeah, the setup was horrible, but it got it got the results. I see the laugh react like, "Oh my god, Josh is playing with his doll again. You sick bastard. Shut up, Sean. Okay, Sean's on a roll tonight, folks. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Okay, [Music] stop. Think of all the funny [ __ ] you could make me say right now. Your fans would love it. You can make me fart. Ride the puer. The pter. The pter. What the [ __ ] did you Okay, hold up. What the [ __ ] did I do with that thing? Yeah. What the [ __ ] did you do with it, Josh? That's right here, Sean. Okay. What the [ __ ] is that? What the [ __ ] is this? This is called a pter. A pter. Yeah. From Jack Valves. Oh, look at that. Make the deadly thorn. Now it's glorious [ __ ] Not a sponsor, but Jackville's pooters are hours of entertainment. So is your mother. Okay, you little [ __ ] [ __ ] What now? Okay, Sean, stop it. No, I don't have [Music] to. How am I squeakers now? You stupid [ __ ] Would you stop it? Sean, oh my god. No, I will not stop it. I'd like to make your fans laugh cuz we're all laughing at you. Hey Joshy, what what do you want Sean? I'll blow you a kiss. You want to blow me a kiss? Kiss on the ass thers. Okay, stop it. Just see what I'm saying? Like, oh, look at that squeakers. Tickle them hole when they come out. Wait, what? Dude, I stutter ass licking [ __ ] I said squeakers tickle my [ __ ] when they come out. You don't respect my pronouns. I'm going to phone on you. Wait, what? Okay, Sean, I didn't know you had pronouns. I'm sorry, man. What What are your pronouns? I prefer the term ventriloquist puppet. So, you want to be called a ventriloquist puppet? Yes, cuz I ain't no dummy, you [ __ ] dummy. Okay, stop. It's like, okay, he's doing pronoun jokes. It's like Sean, don't get me cancelled. Go [ __ ] yourself. Oh my god. Yes, I am terrible at this. That's kind of the whole point. So, who's forcing you to watch? They're like watching you, Joshy. They're watching you. Stick no haters. Sean, look who's talking. Well, they can ignore me, too. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's the whole argument, isn't it? Everyone tells you to just ignore the haters. It's like, well, the haters could ignore me. No one's forcing them to watch my shitty stand up routine. Stand up. Like your hand looks up my ass. That was a little off of the mechanism. Yeah, I know. I didn't [ __ ] like I don't have a comedy skit written up for Sean. I just get him out and start doing my thing. And it's like if people don't like it, well, [ __ ] them. That's okay. I said it. [ __ ] them. Suck a bag of dead longish dicks. Okay, stop talk like that. Suck a bag of dead non good dicks. Okay, Sean, stop it. That's That's That's gross. Wrong with you. What the [ __ ] wrong with you? You got your hand on my ass. Would you [ __ ] stop? Every time with this [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. I'll show you a [ __ ] [ __ ] might then you would you [ __ ] stop [ __ ] your [ __ ] Would you? Anyways, my dummy is being obnoxious. Sorry, you ass lick. Okay, would you [ __ ] stop? No, I don't got to [ __ ] stop. You can suck my wood cuz you know I got a woody. Oh yeah, you're you're [ __ ] adorable. Yeah, I know. I'm more cute than you are. At least I got a whole head of hair. Your hair's made out of plastic. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your mother. Get splinters. You like that? You like that, YouTube? But I told this guy to [ __ ] his mother and he tells me to get splinters. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] not in the Okay, would you stop? What? every [ __ ] time with this goddamn piece of [ __ ] I swear to you, YouTube. You got your [ __ ] channel back. What are you complaining about? Damn thing, Sean. Yeah, exactly. How do you think I feel? Well, how do you feel? I got your hand up my ass, Sean. Uh, okay. It's not what it looks like. That's what she said. Okay. Would you stop? Enough. God damn it. Yeah, throw things.com did an amazing job upgrading Sean. That [ __ ] was on your King Hold that channel when you unboxed me fresh from the package. Yes, it was Sean. Excellent. So yeah, I do want to honestly say thank you to YouTube to for reinstating my King Cobra channel and all the fans who are still behind me and like got it back because there's so many good videos on there. Me and P, you know, you dar shooting guns. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's what the [ __ ] is up to. Most definitely, Sean. You cheeky little [ __ ] What the [ __ ] cheeky little would you stop? No, you don't want to stop, so why should I? Well, I don't want to stop. I Okay. Could you kiss A's ass any harder? Would you [ __ ] stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop. This shit's getting your fans to laugh. Your dummy is taking the piss out of you. What the [ __ ] you going to do about it? Well, I tell you what I'm going to do about it. Yeah. What the [ __ ] you going to do about it? What the [ __ ] Joshy going to do about it? I want to drink beer and get over it. Well, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your mother. Get spinners. You already did the joke. You're repeating yourself. Your shit's getting stale. Stale. You [ __ ] autistic [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] stop? I do anything I could to end world hunger. You know, food's delicious and we all got to eat. That's why I don't fat shame. Well said, Sean. I'll thank for that. You want another sip, don't you? Yeah, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Seriously, folks, I don't know who what what kind of [ __ ] I'm getting into tonight because this is ridiculous. getting my [ __ ] virtual dummy drunk. This is ridiculous. You know what's ridiculous? What's that? What's that? What's ridiculous? Your ventilate skills. Your ventiloquous skills are impossibly difficult and you suck at it. Wow, Sean, that's not very positive of you. Go [ __ ] yourself. Well, you can just sit the [ __ ] back down, mister. You want to give me attitude? I'll give you more than attitude. Okay, would you stop every [ __ ] time with this guy? You stuck your hand at my ass. You started at Oh my god. I don't know. The fans love Sean and I don't know how else to like celebrate getting my King Cobra JFS channel back. Get a little drunk on camera and bust out my dummy. Oh, you want to bust out my dummy? Come th Okay. Would you stop? Obnoxious [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes, I am. Joshy, would you Okay. No. Sit down. Shut up. Behave yourself. No. Oh my god. Every [ __ ] time with this guy, dude. Yeah. Every [ __ ] time with this guy, dude. [Music] Uh, this is the kind of [ __ ] you do on your King Cold channel. Yeah, pretty much. Uh, this is the kind of [ __ ] I do on my King Cobra channel. Drink beer, shut the hair up the doll's ass, and they can talk. Well, so if I shut my hand up your ass, can I make you talk? Would you [ __ ] stop? God, did that hand sound like [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] this like service, Josh? Would you Sean, do not make fun of people who have Asberers. It's not appropriate. I don't care. Kiss asburgers. Would you [ __ ] stop? No. No. Stop. This is what happens when I get my dummy drunk. Every [ __ ] time. He's got a burping fart in my face. I'm so [ __ ] over it. Over it? I never met her, Joshy. What are you talking about? You're [ __ ] over it. Who the [ __ ] is over it? She sounds like a nice lady. Would you [ __ ] Oh my god. Would you stop? That was a good joke on the spot. God damn it. You [ __ ] smart ass. I'd rather be a smart ass in a dumb ass. Yeah, exactly. Just like Joshua wants a piece of ass. Sniff that. There's your piece of ass. You farter. Would you stop? Okay. I can't believe this shit's [ __ ] live. It's ridiculous. You're making your fans laugh their goddamn asses off. It's like Josh and the dummy. Oh, that was sounding rusty. Sorry. God damn it. Oh, god damn. God didn't damn what the beavers did. Yeah. No [ __ ] Look at the alcoholism the Okay, shut up, Sean. Don't be an [ __ ] I'm not being a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're being a [ __ ] [ __ ] So like, oh look, another bloodline line. Crack it open, you son of the dick. You son of a dick. Is that what you just said? What? Yeah, that's exactly what I [ __ ] said. You heard the ass licking, chicken licking, ass crack sucking [ __ ] [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] No, you're a [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Could you stop? No, I don't have to [ __ ] stop, Chie. Okay. Uh, I crack open another beard to put up with your dumb ass. You're the dumbass. Yeah, but you're the dummy. Excuse me? Did you just call me a goddamn dummy? Yes, I did call you a dummy. That's what you are. You're a ventriloquist dummy. Excuse me. My pronouns are ventriloquis. I am offended. Oh, I'm sorry, Sean. I didn't mean to mislabel your pronouns. You're such a dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me have some of that lights. Oh, this right here. Yeah, light wine. Yummy. Okay. Well, let me let me have a sip of it first. You're such an [ __ ] You're hacking all the dare. You're such a tasty [ __ ] Would you stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop. Let's watch the autistic play with his dolly on YouTube. This is the hilarious like Jeff Don with alcohol fe alcohol syndrome and uh autism and down syndrome. Would you [ __ ] knock it off? No. That's horrible, Sean. Yes. What do you expect? I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry. No, nothing against special needs people. I think the [ __ ] community is nice. Look, Sean, you can't say the R word. Why the [ __ ] not? Well, it's politically incorrect. What do you do when they call themselves retards? Uh, that makes you think, doesn't it? It's like, yeah, when women call other women [ __ ] you can't like say it because it's degrading, you know? Well, when they say it, it's like, well, women are just being catty towards each other. Would you [ __ ] stop? No. I'm in a mood tonight. Yeah, I can tell you're in a [ __ ] [Music] mood. You sound like you ass lick. Okay. Would you stop calling me a [ __ ] asslick? You know, if I had a $100,000 every time I heard women call each other [ __ ] you'd have enough money to build your clock tower dream house. Would you [ __ ] stop, Sean? No. It's the [ __ ] truth. If men can't say that, women shouldn't be allowed to say it either. It's called gender equality. Okay, Sean. Folks, I'm sorry. Sean gets a little rambunctious when he drinks. Yeah. So do you, ass lick. Would you [ __ ] stop? No, you're an ass lick. Would you [ __ ] stop? Lick my [ __ ] Okay. Would you I'm pissing you off and making your fans laugh. This is [ __ ] glorious. Would you stop? No, you can't make me, Joshy. Would you [ __ ] Oh my god, Sean. You're trying so hard not to laugh. Ain't I a stinker? Nice and rusty. Oh my god, dude. Oh, look. He's got one of those [ __ ] puppets. One of those talking dolls. Like, oh, look. Naked talk. Naked talk, Joshy. Naked talk. You're there. the triloquism. You're untosable to deal with. Would you [ __ ] stop? No, not [ __ ] stop. You're untausible to deal with. And you suck up the chiloquism. Well, you don't get no more beer. I'm sorry, Josie. Oh my god, Sean. Would you [Music] stop? I just want another. Okay. Oh god, Sean's an emotional junk, you guys. Why am I getting my adventure puppet drunk? This seems oddly pointless. [Music] Unless your Aussie Osborne t-shirt, you're a huge fan. [ __ ] yeah, dude. I'll see the [ __ ] If you don't like his music, then you're the [ __ ] dummy. Okay. Yeah. Collect the other [ __ ] rules. I'll drink to that. Oh, your molecule seems to have popped out. See, you were so drunk you didn't even [ __ ] notice it now and leave it out. Okay. Well, oh, you talking the again, you stupid [ __ ] Would you stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop. This isn't goth. Well, no one's forcing you to watch. I think these trolls got a hard on from my wood. You know what I'm saying, Joshy? Okay, Sean. What? I'm just saying. I'm used to seeing [ __ ] with no lives and it's like, look at all the [ __ ] in the comment section. Like, oh, Josh is playing with his dummy again. You better better tell anyone who will listen not to watch him be like, "His videos suck. Why do you watch Cra? What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You disgusting [ __ ] Okay, Sean, calm down. No, I'm just saying it's [ __ ] You don't like what Sean and Josh have to say, then [ __ ] you. You don't like what Sean and Saunders have to say, then you can suck my wooden dummy dick. You stupid ass butt licking son of a [ __ ] Okay, would you stop? No, they can suck my butt crank. Okay. You're stealing my catchphrases. Yeah. And your point. You can suck Sean with duck crack right there. Just like that. Yeah. Kiss my ass. God blow you a kiss. Okay, Sean. God. [ __ ] stupid. Okay, Sean, you're [ __ ] stupid. I didn't know that you had a girlfriend named stupid. Oh, [ __ ] you. Okay, you're just doing the same joke I did like three minutes ago. Okay, stop. You can stop. Hey, look. I dr the quest. Sir, do you got a license to handle that dummy? I sort of cut off, sir. I don't know what happened. Okay, would you stop, Sean? No, we're not [ __ ] stop. You should dress with that dare cuz your channel got given back to you and you should celebrate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll do it. What is with you right now? I'm not going to say nothing except [ __ ] you. Would you stop? No, I will not stop. I [ __ ] hate your videos, Josh. No one's forcing you to watch or be a part of it. Yeah, well, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, too, Sean. Oh, yeah. You can [ __ ] dog [ __ ] You can eat dog [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your mother. Get splinters. Every time you say [ __ ] my mother, I want to tell you to get splinters. Instead of having wood, you're [ __ ] a wooden [ __ ] [ __ ] ridiculous. Okay. I thought being a tree hugger and then they were tree hunter like would you stop? No. [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] god. How's that going? Would you stop? No. You kiss my ass. That felt good. Nice and [ __ ] juicy. Ah, like a nice juicy bacon cheeseburger. Where's the beef that's in my pants? Would you [ __ ] stop? No. Those are getting real nice and rice. Jesus Christ, Sean. That smells horrible. How's that now? You [ __ ] [ __ ] You [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [Music] You fans are loving this [ __ ] Let co is alive and making the dummy talk and he's getting drunk while he's doing it. Holy the thought. Holy butt [ __ ] Yeah. Thked you in the face. Screw you, Sean. Screw you. You stupid ass, [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] [Music] stop? G your potty mouth. I can wash your mouth out with tactical soap. Try me. You talking [ __ ] sexy for the ladies? That's good cuz I'm good at eating out. Would you [ __ ] stop eating out? I'm good at that. Would you? Okay, Sean. Wow, dude. Stop. Like, what the [ __ ] happened? I'm just sitting here doing a crush show and it's like, god damn it. Everyone's going to like, oh, look, Josh is live. Yeah. [ __ ] look at that. He's got He's got the goddamn dy. Oh, yeah. You stick your hand in the ass. Would you [ __ ] stop? Does that make your hand sound like [ __ ] Joshy? Would you What the [ __ ] is King CF like? God damn it. He plays guitar and plays dummies. What the hell is this [ __ ] God damn it. That felt so good. What? I farted. You farted? Yes, I [ __ ] farted and it felt amazing. God damn it. Yes. How's that fart smell, Joshy? You're disgusting. The [ __ ] was that? You are horrible at this. Good lord. Look at them trying to do the trolley for YouTube. It's like, yeah, Jeff D had autism and down syndrome. Would you [ __ ] stop? Apolenal syndrome. Would you [ __ ] stop? What? I didn't [ __ ] say it. Oh, god damn. That sounded like a zither. That's what I call a zither fart. A zipper fart. Yeah. Woof. All you're doing is getting drunk on YouTube and making your dully fart and talk. Oh, that's so entertaining. Oh my god. You're like the world's greatest entertainer, Joshy. You're the world's greatest [ __ ] entertainer, Joshy. I'm surprised they don't have you from Vegas. Would you stop? I'm surprised they don't have you in Vegas. Like, look at me. autistic and ventil. Would you stop? No. God damn it. That one tickled my thought hole when I farted. Would you just repeating the same 10 damn jokes over and over? Your act is stale, dude. No one is dying your [ __ ] Drink your beer, you drunkie. Shut the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] you. I want a drink of that. Okay, hold on. Wow, Sean's in a [ __ ] [ __ ] ass mood. Yeah, cuz your hands up my ass. Okay, would you stop? No, your hands up my ass. Ridiculous. You go live for your fans more often. Yeah, I should go live. I'll go live when I feel like it. That's what I'm saying. Pulp is live and playing with his dummy. Oh, Lonnie D. This is going to be [ __ ] fantastic. Sean Saunders. Where do you work, Sean? I work at Taco Bell. You work at Taco Bell? Yeah, I'm used to seeing dinglings with no wives. Tonight's no exception. Excuse me. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, Sean. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] What's wrong with you, God? I work at a flower shop. You work a flower shop? Yeah, I work at a [ __ ] flower shop. What the [ __ ] did you think I said, [ __ ] You work at a flower shop? Yes, I work at a [ __ ] flower shop, huh? How's that working out? Smell the roses. Oh my [Music] god. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I cut the cheese? And I [ __ ] snicker. I'm a [ __ ] stinker. YouTube boy Sean's a [ __ ] [ __ ] stinker [ __ ] loud mouth fart ripping piece of [ __ ] You said you're a loudmouth fart ripping piece of [ __ ] Did I stutter ass lick? Oh my god. Oh yeah, shut the hand up there. Would you [ __ ] start? What the hell is that? It's Bud Light. I want to see it. Sean, are you old enough to drink? I'm 24. Dick Lick. Okay. So, Sean is 24 years old. There you go. Give me some of that. Would you calm down? [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Give me some of that. Okay. [ __ ] Sean's a bigger alcoholic than I am. Go [ __ ] yourself. At some point, you would think, "Okay, dude, stop getting your dummy drunk. He's got a loud mouth." you can go [ __ ] yourself because I'm a funny [ __ ] you know, like, you know what I'm saying? Cuz like Gold is doing the ventilous thing, you know? He's pretty good at keeping his lips still, but you know, it's it just takes practice. What's that, Sean? It takes practice. What takes practice? The triloism. It takes practice. Practice makes perfect. Well said. Yay. Have a Sith. Okay, calm down. [ __ ] Sean, dude. Yeah, [ __ ] and a stinker and a loud mouth cussing son of a [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop because I don't know who she is. What? I don't know who [ __ ] stop is. So, how can I [ __ ] her if I don't know what her name is? You know what's her real name? Is that a street name? The lady of the night. Okay. Would you What? What did I say? Sean, that wasn't appropriate. I don't give a [ __ ] What are you [ __ ] mumbling when you're sitting there drinking beer and talking to your dummy on a live stream? Would you [ __ ] stop? No. I already told you I don't know who [ __ ] stop is. So, how can I [ __ ] her if I don't know who she is? You got a smart mouth. Yeah, I know. Or do you think I learned her tone? Stupid. Sean, you're you're you know what, Sean? You are [ __ ] bloody mentally exhausting. Yeah. What are you going to do about it? I want to shove more beer in your mouth and smoke a cigarette and get over it. Wow, that sounds like a plan. I like when you share your dear, Joshy. Thank you for sharing your dear, Joshy. Okay, stop. Don't call me Joshy. Uh, okay. You know what, Sean? Seriously, God. It's like, where did you get the inspiration to make your dummy Sean uh Billy from Dead Silence, but the zombiey's gone? Green eyes. Oh, Slappy's [ __ ] cousin. Okay. Okay. Okay. Should I drink some more? Drink. Drink. Drink. Chug. Chug. Chunk. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Go. Go. Sh. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] What's that? I chug that [ __ ] Yeah, you did. You chug that [ __ ] like a choo choo train. Going off the rails on a crazy train. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Your shirt. All right. Behave. No, I will not be Your turn to chuck ass lick. Okay. Would you stop? You can get the teeth that are laughing at this. No, Sean, stop. No, you can get mad at these people are laughing their goddamn asses off at this [ __ ] like ah Josh has the dummy out. This is going to be glorious like that fart was. But you can [ __ ] every time dude. Oh, come on, dude. Smell that. Smell that. Oh god. Smells like ass thers. Would you [ __ ] stop? I'm not going to repeat the joke. Would you [ __ ] stop? Folks, I'm sorry. My dummy is being a handful. I'm more of a handful. This in good old D movies. Okay, would you [ __ ] stop? Obnoxious. Absolutely obnoxious. You [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, would you stop? They're all [ __ ] your mom's [ __ ] Touche, Josh. Touche. [Music] Yes, the YouTube channel is back. There's so many goddamn strikes on the King Cold channel that you're going to string on your Josh Sha's channel because YouTube can be impossible sometimes, but at least they give it back to you. That's what I'm saying, Sean. At least he gave it back to me. 100, dude. Hey, look. It's like he's drinking deer doing. That's what they call a vi a violism while under the influence. Hey, look. I can talk about that enough. See, I got the haircuts. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, would you stop? Okay, I love [ __ ] It's my favorite cuss word, but let's try to wash the language. You're such a [ __ ] hypocrite. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's that? Joshy, you're being obnoxious. [ __ ] you. All I do is sit on this goddamn shelf and watch you do your thing all day every day and I'm sick of it. You need to take me out of office and play with me. You know, fans are loving this [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm not making your voice be heard, Sean. Yeah, you're a piece of [ __ ] for that. Okay, I'm sorry. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Okay, would you stop? [Music] Oh, I know your YouTube troll is about to scare you off from chicks that you're talking to. So, now you're talking to a [ __ ] doll. This will definitely improve your chances with the ladies. [ __ ] you, Sean. [ __ ] you. You want to improve your chances with the ladies? [ __ ] yeah. Check out Tactical Sub. Don't be a dummy because you know, shameless plug. That's what I'm saying, Sean. It's a shameless plug. 100%. That [ __ ] smells good. You give me a bar of that. I was like, "Woo!" Oh, yeah. How'd you like the bar of tactical soap that I gave you, Sean? Let's just say me and Barbie got it on, if you know what I mean. I'm bigger than Ken. She couldn't handle it. I stretched her out. Okay. Don't be a gross. Yeah. Okay, folks. Sean's in a mood. Yeah. So are you. Like look, a Gothrilist. No, I'm not totally trying too hard. No. You're a Gothrilquist. Do you have issues with your daddy? Would you [ __ ] stop, Sean? No. No. Not [ __ ] stop. Not every person who's goth or emo has parental issues. That's a negative stereotype. Negative stereotype. Oh yeah. Cry over and get a river. You're the one sucks. Cry over and get the [ __ ] over it. There you go, Joshy. Learn how to pronounce your words while you're making me talk. You stupid ass. Okay, Sean. I know my venture looks frosty. You're not going to give me [ __ ] about it. Too late. Yeah, just ignore the chat and drink and [ __ ] think they're definely talking. Just keep doing it. Keep getting a kick out of this [ __ ] Okay, Sean, stop. Stop. No, not stop. I'm the nauseous [ __ ] [ __ ] The for raspy as [ __ ] dude. Well, it's cuz you didn't do it with your lips right there. You go. Lick your lips and that's how you do it. You want the lips, eyelicks. What? Sean, do you want to hear about the lips I licked? Wait, you licked some lips? Yeah, it was my girlfriend's lips, if you know what I'm saying. Okay, stop. You're trying not to laugh. [Music] Okay, Sean, you are just No, you're trying so hard not to [ __ ] laugh that you know this shit's hilarious. Well, let Josh got the dummy out. You know it's going to be a good night. Okay, would you stop now? Sean's not going to stop, so it's pointless asking. No [ __ ] That's part of the whole routine, dumbass. Okay, [ __ ] stop. Oh yeah, [ __ ] stop. Oh yeah, [ __ ] stop. Oh yeah, [ __ ] stop. You naughty [ __ ] Oh yeah, suck my dick. You're trying not to laugh of that. That's good [ __ ] Sean, you're going to get me in trouble on YouTube. Too [ __ ] late. You too [ __ ] late. Like Joshy, you got to go live. But how Sean doing? Oh, how's Sean doing? I can tell you right now you're drunk and being obnoxious. That's what I'm good at. Give me another sip, Joshy. Sean, I think you got a problem with your drinking. No, I don't got a problem. I got a solution. Life sucks. And [ __ ] suicide. I don't have a deer. There's my solution. Okay, that's fair enough. I mean, you can't argue with that. The man said it. [ __ ] you, mother. Okay, don't be a dick. [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. Well, it's not colder telling. It's the hand telling it. Like someone told me to talk to the hand. And I'm like, "Well, that's too bad cuz my hands up my dy's ass right now." So, it's kind of hard for me to like talk to the hand, you know, cuz my hand's dizzy at the moment. Wait a minute. What? What's the matter, Sean? Did you wash your hands? What do you mean? Did you wash your hands before shoving your hand up my ass? Would you stop? No. Are your hands clean? I don't want dirty hands going up my ass. Up my [ __ ] ass. You got Tourette's? [ __ ] you. Okay. Well, Sean, my hands are clean. Okay. I'm just making sure. I mean, if my hands going up your ass, it's going to get dirty anyways. No, I thought my choice. Okay, Sean, stop. And don't make jokes about that. Women and men deserve equal treatments. I wasn't gonna joke about it. I fully agree with what you're saying. It's all about gender equality. Yeah, you said it, Sean. It's all about gender equality. And you know, no standards are full of hypocrisy and females and innocence. You said it, Sean. Yep. [ __ ] ridiculous. Miss Sanjgerie can suck Sean's patriotical dick. Like, oh, [ __ ] the patriarchy. I'm sitt there like, can I take you out for drinks first? Okay, Sean, stop. You want to [ __ ] the patriarchy? Whip my dick out and see where it gets you. Would you stop? You're an [ __ ] when you drink. Yeah. So are you. Oh my god. You keep smoking, you might get a trachea. I was looking to work with the zone. What are you on about now? Like seriously. Hi, my name is Josh and I like to do the Would you [ __ ] stop? No, I will not [ __ ] stop. And don't make fun of people with tricks. It's not funny. I was making fun of you cuz you're a snooker. Snooker. Filthy cigarette smoker. Snooker. Oh, you look at that. He's smoking. Make me want a cigarette. Yeah, you know you want it. You see the pack right there on your desk. Do it. What? You heard me, you stupid son of a [ __ ] You know you have a [ __ ] cigarette. Do it. Don't damn toss a little, you piece of [ __ ] Don't damn toss a little. Do it. Do it. You're going to bully me into having a cigarette. I will smoke one if I want one. Yeah. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your mother. Get planners. He [ __ ] jumped on Earth off. Would you [ __ ] stop it? Okay. When I first got my dummy Sean, ventriloquism, you know, was kind of dying and like it was creepy to have a doll and then like Jeff Dun made it cool again, funny, and people were like, "Yeah, all right." Uh, you're so [ __ ] autistic. Would you stop? How can I be [ __ ] autistic if I don't have a girlfriend is autistic? Okay, you know what? What? That was Okay, I see what you did there. She makes you feel special. Ed, would you stop? [Music] Watch. Oh my god. Sean's been on a roll tonight, folks. This video's been going for a hot minute. Whatever the [ __ ] comes in, making people laugh. Yeah, you know the thing. You know the drill. Josh is flying with his dummy again. What do you [ __ ] do? You impossible piece of [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] stop? Impossible to your time piece of [ __ ] Would you? You're really good at singing your teeth without moving your lips. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Do I have another set? What? Let me have another [ __ ] sit. Oh, you want a sip of beer? Yes. You [ __ ] Bubba J rip off. What was that? Take that back. Well, Bubba J is hilarious. You call me a Jeff ripoff. I can continue the joke in the reference. Silence our fart on YouTube. Okay. What the [ __ ] dell he's talking? Look at that. Oh [ __ ] Ridiculous. [ __ ] impossible. Your trolls are [ __ ] impossible. You know that? Yeah. Sean aware of the fact that my trolls are impossible. But you know what? I could be a bigger [ __ ] than they are. And the only difference is I'll go out of my way to harass them and realize no [ __ ] [ __ ] No [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, I wouldn't [ __ ] [ __ ] either. That's disgusting. That's how you get poop dick. Yeah, that's exactly how you get poop dick. It's ridiculous. That's not exactly a poop dick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, it's not a poop dick. Now it's a poop dick. Poop dick. Poop dick. What a silly culmination of bloods. What? Silly combination of words. Oh, a silly combination of words. Yes. Poop dick. Grow up, Sean. [ __ ] you. Poop dick licking son of a [ __ ] What? You didn't have the in your video. People would think you were insane. You're talking to yourself. Would you [ __ ] stop? I got you a crack. He's laughing. You [ __ ] Shut up. Shut up. God damn it. That's good [ __ ] I don't care what anyone says. Dude, drink some more of that. Would you stop, boy? No. I will not [ __ ] stop. drinks some more beer in keep making me talk. This shit's hilarious. And look, Sean and Saunders back at it again with another video. You call little [ __ ] Okay, Sean, stop. What? They just [ __ ] the chat and keep making talk there. [ __ ] it. It's a Excuse me. [ __ ] you. You know what I was trying to say? What were you trying to say? It's a ventil show. Loosen the [ __ ] up. Yes. There you go. Yeah, he said it's a ventilous puppet show. Loosen the [ __ ] up. You matter what my dummy says. It's not my fault. [ __ ] you. You stupid ass [ __ ] Okay. Would you stop? Yeah. Look at that dummy. No, I've had Sean since I was a child. He was originally a Charlie McCarthy puppets and his hat broke. So, I thought, you know what? I want to custom make this into my own thing, you know. And like I said, I drew an inspiration and inspiration from Billy from Dead Silence. Billy, where are you? Right here, mommy. Don't be creepy, Sean. I will eat your [ __ ] soul. Okay, stop. I will eat your [ __ ] soul. Okay, Sean, stop. Yeah, Sean, I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you. Okay, would you stop, Sean? Not appropriate. What? Creepy dut. Okay, would you stop? Not no. Would you? Folks, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My dummy Sean's being a royal pain in the ass. I'll show you a real thing in the ass and I [ __ ] you in the ass. Would you every [ __ ] time with this guy, dude? I swear to God. Look, Cobra's fine. He's just doing a [ __ ] ventilica skit. Yeah, doing a [ __ ] ventilica. [ __ ] ventilica skit. That's what I said. Yeah, that's what you said, Sean. Ridiculous. You want another shot? Yes. Get some blood light line. Okay. Sean's got a sweet tooth with Bud Light line. God damn. You know, men get TMS. Men do not get PMS. Behave yourself. Yeah, they do. It's called pissed off male syndrome. Pissed off male syndrome. Ah, you're so funny. Look, when our favorite football team is losing, son of a [ __ ] wrath, you're blind, you stupid piece of [ __ ] Look. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, Sean, calm down. No, I got to [ __ ] calm down. Everyone, including my dummy, has to fight me on everything. It's ridiculous. Your face is ridiculous. Shut the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] you. Okay. Every [ __ ] time with this [ __ ] It's [ __ ] Oh, I can't, dude. I need I sound like a bunch of beer cans. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, I've been drinking Bud Lights, too. Yeah, you definitely been drinking it or tubes. Okay. The cover of Bud Light cans. Oh, what would you do, Sean, if people put your face on the on the face of Bud Light cans? If I saw a chick walking out of the liquor store, I'd be like, "Nice cans." You know what I'm saying? Oh my god, you are so [ __ ] obnoxious. Liquor. I hardly knew her. Okay, would you stop? You know how the Irish say top of the morning to you? Why do the Irish say top of the morning to you, Sean? Because they want you to top off the [ __ ] glass. Okay, stop. I'm sorry. He's Would you really? What? You like to drink, too? So, how is that racist? Okay, would you stop? You know, [ __ ] right. Cuz I see you with a can. Would you [ __ ] folks? I am sorry. Sean is just extra rotten tonight. Yeah, so are your farts. My farts are extra rotten. Excuse me, Mr. Sir Rips's ass a lot. What? Dude, your farts smell horrible. Like someone like like death farted. Someone crawled up Death's ass and [ __ ] died and then you farted again. Oh, my farts are deadly. Yes. Stinky bastard. Okay. Would you look next to Dling's hawk? That's adorable. Dude, you're getting so many laugh reacts. This is [ __ ] priceless. Okay, stop. Yeah, the laugh reacts are priceless to behave. No, I'm the star of the show and nobody likes you. Excuse me. Did I stutter? You [ __ ] [ __ ] Sean, you better be nice. No, I'm the star. You're my slave. Watch your mouth. Okay. How am I going to wash my mouth, Joshy? Am I going to take a selfie or a personal film video? Sean and Saunders. Josh Josh. What? I farted. Yeah, I heard. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, it felt good. I'm glad for you, Sean. Yeah, it felt so [ __ ] good. It tickled my [ __ ] right? Yeah. Hey, Joshy. Uh, your ventriloquism sucks. Okay, so apparently my ventriloquist partner thinks that my ventriloquism sucks. Your ventriloquism does suck. You're impossible to deal with. Your jokes suck. You're impossible to deal with Peter Per. You're a stupid piece of [ __ ] Okay. Well, that's you're one nonsense. It's all [Music] nonsense. That killer sucks. Well, [ __ ] you. You suck Kimmer's dick. No, we're not having that. You don't like Killer? Then get hidden from my channel. Dude, you know what? That's not cool. He just died. Leave him alone. Leave the Stanley alone. Okay, Sean. No, I'm serious. Only your uncle died. Okay, Sean. No one's No one's scared by you. I'll make you scared. Okay, stop. You know, like Josh really loves the movie Tombstones and Doc Holl was his favorite character and the actor who played him died so we better give him a [ __ ] about it. Your trolls are [ __ ] losers. Yeah. Well, I mean Sean [ __ ] said it. Your trolls are [ __ ] losers, dude. End your point. Not exactly. You don't know who Val Kilmore is? You need to watch Top Gun and Tombstone. Can I help you? What are you doing, Joshy? Excuse me? What are you doing? I'm smoking a cigarette. You're smoking a cigarette. Those are death to you, Joshy. Go [ __ ] yourself, [Music] Sean. How does it taste? It tastes like death. Tastes delicious. Tastes like a good old Americanmade cigarette. Tastes like Marvel country. Not a sponsor. Don't look like Gothic smoking a cigarette. End your point. No, let me hit that. Wouldn't you just giving me [ __ ] telling me how bad it was? Yeah, [ __ ] you. Let me have the heck of that. Oh my god, bro. You have any nicotine and alcohol, you becomes an [ __ ] Yeah, there you go. Oh, that's how they do it. You feel badass, Sean? You got a cigarette between your lips, Mr. Andrew Clay. Stick your tongue off that ass thus. Okay, that's with hoging the [ __ ] wall. [ __ ] you. Take your tongue out there. Okay. Your trolls are so stupid. Block that comment. Yeah, they are. My trolls are beyond stupid. My ass. You're in noral country right now. Some s Iliot. Yeah, I could do a wicked good sale Iliot. Can you now you're carrying guns? All right. Christ over a misdemeanor. Yeah. It's good to break in the law. Okay. Sean, tell me you want to stone without telling me you want to. No [ __ ] Save half of that for later. Thing of it is, I only smoke in the computer room. I don't smoke anywhere else in the house. As a result, the rest of the house doesn't stink like tobacco. Yeah. Yeah. Drink up glo show up Sean. My trolls are [ __ ] desperate. Yeah, my trolls are pretty desperate, too, man. I'll make that. Oh [ __ ] Sean going ham on it. Sean going ham on it. I go ham. Yeah, your face is ham. I love you, man. You're [ __ ] cool. Okay, Sean, stop. What? No, I'm just saying I [ __ ] with you cuz you're cool. Okay, Sean, you've had enough drink. Give me another one. We finish this one. Okay. Oh, look at that one. You got a 12 pack. Yeah, I got a 12 pack. Got me a 12 pack. Last one of the pack. Nest attack in. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Don't be a pro word. You took it there, sicko. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] sick of that. I'll [ __ ] sake. I'll My trolls are so [ __ ] sad. Well, Sean, you need to [ __ ] apologize for all the rotten things you said. No, I don't. I'm apologize for [ __ ] Sean. Okay, I'm not sorry. You know what, Sean? going to be nauseous. Putting me back on the show. Oh, [ __ ] you. Okay, Sean. Where you going? Back on the show. [ __ ] off. People like, "Oh, but I'd be smoking in Clint's house, boy." It's like, "My dad said I could smoke in here as long as I only smoke in my computer room." And I close the door and open the window. So, [ __ ] off. My dad had a problem with it. He just tell me all the situation like mature adults. You're not even the real Danny Filth. You're just some [ __ ] imposter. Same [ __ ] different channel, dude. That's what it is.