pizza food hack

So Domino's has come out with a stuffed crust parmesan pizza and I'm going to have to food hack it. Oh [ __ ] Now what did I get in this stuffed crust pizza to begin with before we start snacking and hacking it. Going to use these pizza Pringles to prop up the phone. I got another can to put some on there and some Doritos. It's going to be dank. Domino's has come out with a new Parmesan stuff crust pizza that's only available in medium. So, I ordered no original sauce. Instead, I got garlic parmesan sauce, extra pizza cheese, onions, extra bacon, Philly cheese steak, and then I had them add cheddar cheese, feta cheese, shredded parmesan oiago cheese, and shredded proolone cheese. And we got two cups of garlic butter and uh two cups of Parmesan grated cheese, one cup of red pepper flakes, and one donation to St. Jude's with a delivery charge and tip. We're looking at Yeah. $40. Let's just open it and take a look at it real quick. Oh my [ __ ] god, YouTube, before we start hacking this pizza up and adding crazy stuff to it. Like Cobra, quit playing with your food. And it's like, yeah, well, quit playing with yourself when you're watching Cobra's videos. Look at that stop crust pizza. That look good or what? It smells [ __ ] amazing. I was going to add spinach to it as well, but they don't have it on the menu anymore, which uh can cracker complain. No, he cannot. [ __ ] sick go. Let's get into it. Our pepper flake, our parmesan, our garlic. Now, looks like I have received everything that I ordered from Domino's. Domino's is not a sponsor. We'll go ahead and use the plate they included. Go and get these parmesan and pepper flake packets opened up real quick. This pizza looks and smells so [ __ ] fire right now. But we're going to have to let it cool off cuz of all the cheese I put on there. If you try to pick up a slice now, it's just going to fall off, dude. I got it fresh fresh and hot from Domino's. Not a sponsor. We're going to go ahead and hit this pizza up, son. I'm not going to use the whole entire pack of pepper flake, but a little bit won't hurt. Okay, so let's get it. We're going to start with the Parmesan cheese. Yes, please. And it's a parmesan stuffed crust pizza. So, we're going to have to load it up the cheese. Yes, please. Get the [ __ ] out of here with that lid. Is that [ __ ] empty? Come on. Food hacking a pizza and crack open a beer. 21 and up. Garlic parmesan cup number two. Woohoo. This pizza going to be hella unhealthy.com. My my crackers. The co play around when I say I want cheese on my pizza. I'm going to get cheese on my [ __ ] pizza, dude. A little bit of sprinkle of the grated [ __ ] in there. The good grated [ __ ] right there. It's not real parmesan, but when you get like fast food pizza, it's the good [ __ ] right there. Right there. Yes, sir. We're not going to go too heavy on the pepper flakes. Just a little bit for some heat. Try a nice even coating of it. That looks beautiful. You know what happens next? We got to add the chips. We're going to add the [ __ ] chips. Set that pepper flake to the side. Nacho cheese Doritos. A small handful of these. Crush them up in the potter. It's enough Doritos. Each piece has got a little bit on there. Now I want to take some pizza Pringles. # fresh can just try a piece of pring a little couple on camera here. I got four on my hand. Mhm. Bought me some pizza Pringles and nacho cheese Doritos. Take a couple right here. I'm going to sprinkle those on there. Now, we got to do it. Do what? Pringles duck lips. You take two Pringles, turn them on in on each other. And you want to be silly with it. [Music] Mhm. I might add just a sprinkle bit more piece of sprinkles to the top. Get a nice healthy mixture of each chip flavor. That is glorious. That is glorious pizza, YouTube. Close these up. Put them up. I think it's missing something. YouTube, what do you think? I know it's missing the garlic butter. Of course, because this pizza isn't hella unhealthy.com until we smear two cups. Yeah, I said it. Of garlic butter. I'm just going to take that garlic butter. I want to smear it all over. cup number two. That's how we do. Oh, you on hellaalthy.com. 10 million calories cheatday.com cracker. You're gonna hate your high blood pressure.com. All that garlic butter. Would it do? Could I make this any more tasty, YouTube? Probably not. This looks hell of unhealthy.com. To the glory of Valhalla. Thank you for this pizza you bestowed upon me. I'm have to show you a closeup before let it cool off. Too dank for YouTube.