RIP

Good evening. Good afternoon, YouTube. Well, there's not much left in this bottle. Val Kilmore died and he played my favorite character in Tombstone, the Doc Holiday. And I spent the good day of yesterday draining a bottle of Jack. I got two two 12 packs of Cooler's Banquet. And I tried paying tribute to Val Kilmer on a video, but when I was playing clips from Tombstone, there we go. When I was playing the clips from Tombstone, my video got blocked for copyright like [ __ ] YouTube. [Music] Oh. Oh, [ __ ] off. I dropped the cap. Yeah, Val Kilmer died on April 1st and he's one of the greatest actors that I know of. like Allan Rickman with Professor Snape. That'll kill Kilmore. Just have the finesse for Doc Holiday. So, I want to smoke a cigarette for Bel Kimmer. I'm going to break the filter off Tombstone style cuz when I was watching the extras on the Tombstone DVD like behind the scenes, they used Marble Red 100s for the actors if they needed to smoke a cigarette and they'd burn it with the label facing forward. See, you know, so they wouldn't [Music] Yeah. To kill her. [ __ ] That's got a burn to it. [Music] Tasty, but it's got a burn to it. I love me some Jack Daniels. That certainly was a bust. Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know. Let's have a spelling contest. My YouTube trolls gave me a lot of [ __ ] when Walt died. They said the nastiest things about his daughter. And it's just like, "Let the poor man rest in peace. Leave me alone. I hate sickos. So now I'm just waiting for my YouTube trolls to text me dumb [ __ ] about Val Kilmore dying. And it's like they would too because my trolls are predictable evil pieces of [ __ ] But that's neither here nor there. Tombstone is arguably one of my favorite movies and someone sent me a signed photo from Val Kilmer. [ __ ] you not. It got here on my birthday and when I unboxed it I was like sweet and full dark holiday costume and it was signed by him. So that was a really really really thoughtful gift. Thank you to whoever sent that and thank you to my YouTube fans who donated to my PayPal. I got a bunch of cameo shout outs and I wanted some whiskey and I wanted some beer and I wanted cigarettes called Kilmer died and I was like, "Man, this sucks." And then my YouTube fans more were more than gracious with the donations. I hit up Jackaloupe delivery and I ordered a bottle of whiskey and pack of smokes. and some beer. I got two 12-packs of Kors Banquet and what was a bottle of Jack. So, I want to pay tribute to Val Kilmore with this video, and I'd love to watch Tombstone and have a drink, but I don't want to get copyright on YouTube. So, it is what it is. YouTube is I can't stand YouTube right now. I'm your huckleberry. Why? Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave. Thoughts not with you, Holiday. I beg to differ, sir. We started a game for Got to finish play for blood. Remember? I was just fooling about. Well, I wasn't. And this time it's legal. All right, longer. Let's do it. Say when. Come on, Johnny. Come on. You ain't no Daisy. You ain't no Daisy at all. Doc, you've been hit hitting awful hard, haven't you? Nonsense. I've not yet begun to define myself. I will not be P then. Thank you very much. That's right. Doc can go on for day and night and then some. Have another one, my loving man. Hey, loving man, you've been called. [Laughter] Oops. Wait a minute now. 12 hands in a row. Son of a [ __ ] Holiday. You No, nobody that lucky. Why? H. Whatever do you mean? Take it easy, boys. Maybe poker is just not your game, Mike. I know. Let's have a spelling contest. How about if I just ring your scrawny neck? You taking his part, huh? I'm the one got cheated. Goddamn pimps. And I'm like, Ike, pimping at life is not easy, bro. Chill the [ __ ] out. Don't you ever put your hands on a cowboy cuz we'll like Don't you talk to Sam Elliot like that, you son of a [ __ ] You ever use a cigarette lighter to pop open a beer? You know what I'm saying? If you know how to do it, you know how to do it. If you don't got a bottle open and all you got is a B lighter, you can pop open a beer with a cigarette lighter. It just takes practice. Practice is making my making me thirsty. One second. It's good. C's banquet beer brewed with Colorado Rocky Mountain goodness. And a lot of people were texting me yesterday like, "Do you hear about Val Kilmer?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I did." And it sucks. On some more positive news, when I get a bit hungry, I'm going to make a pushuto sandwich with deep fried spam. And I reckon it'll be just [ __ ] tasty. You don't want to watch my food hacks, then don't watch. Excuse me. Not going to lie, I didn't want to get out of bed. I was so depressed. My buddy Aaron committed suicide. My buddy Marty Music Biz died of a drug overdose. My buddy Walt died of old age and complications from his life. And then Val Kilmer died and I was like 2025 can suck my [ __ ] But from what I can gather, Val Kilmer was old and sick from what I from what I've heard through the great vine. And if Alar was truly sick and just having the the pits with life, you know, then death was a merciful, sweet relief. The first time I saw the movie cover Tombstone, I was in Valley City, North Dakota, and they had a a video store where you could rent videos. I know to you Jenzers who are so used to like streaming on your devices, you may not know of where you where you could rent VHS tapes and DVDs from a store, watch it, and then bring it back. Me and my dad loved watching Tombstone together. That was kind of a fatherson moment. And that's just a moment I'm not going to forget. I'm trying not to cry on camera about Kilmore dying and I'm probably going to let it out when I get off camera. And the only reason I don't do it on camera is cuz I'm sick and tired of everyone making fun of me for having feelings for being a human being. I mean, I did a tribute video for 911 and I realized it's only gotten worse since 9/11 happened. All the mass shootings and the pandemic. And when I realized that, I cried on camera for that. And like that's what I get for wearing my heart on my sleeve. And of course, everyone had to take a still shot of me going on camera because I cried about it and they text me it all the time like ah. So it's like my YouTube trolls are [ __ ] miserable, evil, predictable pieces of [ __ ] It's not like I'm surprised my trolls haven't given me [ __ ] about about Kilmore or dying because they know I love Tombstone and Doc Holiday is my favorite character. It's like it's almost too easy. And it's like maybe maybe they've learned that harassing Cobra doesn't get you anything. All it does is get people to feel sorry for me and watch my videos. that my YouTube trolls are literally a pawn in my chess game and I enjoy the attention I get because it means I'm doing something right with the world. Like you want to harass Cobra for all this [ __ ] Like what does it say about you? You know, like that you're secretly jealous of Cobra and that when you see him crying over Waltz or Val Kilmer dying, some part of you feels that pain like you've lost someone you cared about. Then you start to relate to Cobra and then it's like, "Oh, no. We can't have that. We got to dehumanize Cobra. Anything positive in his life, no, we can't have it. Like what's the worst they're going to say? Like, oh, you want to make it about you? You're going to use Val Kilmer's death to make it all about you and blah blah blah, you sick piece of [ __ ] And it's like, [ __ ] you. And I know Val Kilmer had his fair share of haters, but the thing you have to realize is that we're all going to die. That's the only thing that's comforting about Val Kilmore's death is that I'm going to die someday, too. And I don't know when or how it's going to happen. All I know is I want to live my life to the fullest. Drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, smoking weed, smoking tobacco, you know, just doing my thing. And when my time comes, I'm going to flip death off. Like, [ __ ] you. So, like, hey, Walt and Val Kilmer, tell death I said [ __ ] you, old friend. And that's how I feel about it. Take it or leave it.