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Well, happy birthday to King Cobra. I [ __ ] stayed up past midnight to see the clock run down and now I'm officially 34 years old. I have a drink combo. It's a mixture of white cranberry peach ocean spray. This stuff is delicious. And I mixed it with a splash of black velvet. Maybe we'll call it a goth peach. Oh, a goth peach. Oh, so edgy. There's a good chance I might get my King Cobra JFS channel back. A couple of my friends and fans and YouTuber followers have been talking to content moderators on YouTube and they even said that we admit we [ __ ] up and that Josh has done nothing wrong except try to try to defend himself and he's being bullied nonstop. So, we'll see. We'll see how it plays out. But it is King Cobra's birthday and if you'd like to contribute to birthday celebrations, I got Cash App and PayPal. Although, it'd be cooler if you could donate to the legacy I set up for Walt. And all that money is going straight to Angie, too. I don't want a single dime of it. Now, I feel horrible about the way my trolls have treated Walt and his family over the years, and then they scared off their daughter from being my friend. And then on top of it, Walt dies. And the whole thing is just sad. So, I'm not going to think about it. Now, I'm always going to care about Angie and her daughter, even if her daughter doesn't want nothing to do with me, because it's just the right thing to do. It's a great way to keep Walt's memory alive and show that, yeah, Josh is a solid dude and he actually cares. One second. Now, I'm not going to try anything with Walt's daughter to be honest because the whole thing is just super depressing and I'm not going to talk about it on an endless loop because I don't want to do that. Like, I've said my piece. There were days I wish it was me instead of Waltz, but I digress. Also, [ __ ] suicide, he said while smoking a cigarette. Like Cobra, what do you want for your birthday? Other than the safety other than the safety of my fans, my friends, and my family, not necessarily in that order, but really can't ask for much. I don't want anything for my for my birthday except maybe to win the lottery. It's the year of the snake, and I'm officially 34, which is the numbers three and four. Huge irony for irony points with your boy. If I won the lottery, dude, things are gonna change. That's all I can ask for cuz I could do so much good with that money. Well, I acknowledge that I don't care if I win the lottery because my wife is pretty sweet. regardless. And there are people out there who need it more than I do. But if I built my clock tower dreamhouse, people would [ __ ] bricks. Yeah. You take a picture of it and post it to my Facebook. And so like, check out this sweet clock tower. Like, damn, that thing is gorgeous. How many bells you got in that clock tower? [Laughter] enough. Now, if I built my clock tower Carolon, I'd have to put like 48 bells in it. 47 would be on a grand carolon and the 48th bell would be swung via hemp rope bare minimum. And like bell towers are not as clock towers and what they're not cheap, but they sound pretty. Maybe I'll win the lottery. Who knows? Life is full of adventure and mystery, and that's what keeps keeps me going is all the people who care about me. And just knowing that life is going to have its ups and downs, but it always gets better in the end. Plus, what if I did win the lottery? That would make my trolls so [ __ ] mad. They're like, "Yeah, I'm living the life you wish you had." If I get my King Cobra JFS channel back, I'm going to post the uh food hack that I made with Denny's the other day. That burger was [ __ ] delicious. One of my YouTube fans has been talking with his buddies and their buddies have been talking to a YouTube content moderator and the YouTube content moderator who reviewed my my case literally said Josh has done nothing wrong. Okay, I can admit that YouTube [ __ ] up. All he did was try to defend himself. And that would be a real birthday treat to get my King Cobra JFS channel back. I've worked eight years after having several accounts deleted after being trolled mercilessly my entire life to build it to 112,000 plus subscribers. And I never received a play button. And quite frankly, [ __ ] the play button, man. My fans and my content are more important. I'm very passionate about what I do on YouTube. And if people don't like it, then don't watch. Like, oh, happy 34th birthday, you crazy autistic goth British bastard. Yeah. This drink combo ain't half bad. The cran white cranberry peach juice is strangely very complimentary to the black velvet. I also have a big old 40 on stack. So I don't got a whole lot of alcohol for the birthday, but it's better than nothing. So I honestly am not complaining. Even if I don't win the lottery, I'm very content with where I'm at living living wise because like I said, there are people out there who need need it more than I do. Like, oh yeah, happy 34th birthday to Cobra. One step closer to the grave. I'm not afraid of death. I'm not. I embrace it and I laugh at it. Even though I have a hard time dealing with it sometimes. And that's just true of anyone really. when you lose someone or a pet that you care about, you know, it's it's hard and depressing, but that's that's life. Life is bitter, unfair, a bitter shame. Life's a bitter shame. a little late in the evening to be slamming cocktails, but I'm like, it's my birthday. What do you want from me? I hate my [ __ ] birthdays. So, I'm like, I want to do everything I can to keep a positive attitude and not be a bitter, drunken [ __ ] about it. and I wouldn't have to commit ban evasion on my Josh Shaers channel, but it's like sometimes you got to sometimes you got to break the rules to prove your point and the fact that the YouTube content moderator admitted that YouTube [ __ ] up and that Josh gets bullied nonstop and that all he did was try to defend himself. There's a good chance I might get my King Cobra JFS channel back and that's gonna royally [ __ ] piss off my YouTube trolls. I get a little get a little [ __ ] hard just thinking about pissing off my trolls. And my trolls are [ __ ] miserable [ __ ] They go out of their way to harass me nonfucking stop and do anything they can to ruin my life so I can't have anything positive or happy in my life because they are so [ __ ] hard for Cobra. It's ridiculous. Here's the best part of it, YouTube. I don't go out of my way to text my trolls. I don't care where they live. I don't care where they work. I don't give a [ __ ] who they're dating. Long as you ain't a sick [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] And if you want to dedicate entire internet pages to harassing Cobra, you're wasting your life away trolling someone you're never going to be like. And it's [ __ ] sad that my YouTube trolls obsession with me is more disgusting than my teeth. Oh, look. Cobra just sent you a screenshot of his teeth. Go ahead and clip it and then use it to create more troll accounts. I don't give a [ __ ] What's going to happen when I win the lottery? Oh, it's going to be sweet. I'm going to donate a million dollars to St. Jude's. I want to donate a million dollars to Sir Elton John's AIDS Foundation, start my own toy gun company, start the Cobra's Cantina, the official bar. Now it's not just a song, now it's a reality. And they want to build my clock tower dreamhouse. Oh, the look on people's faces where it's like Cobra talks a big game, but he actually did it. Oh, and what it's all about is manifesting your reality. Even if I don't win the lottery, just getting my King Cobra JFS channel back would be pretty sweet. And YouTube can keep the play button, man. I just want to be a supporter for team YouTube and for the platform. And I want to make changes on this platform so that people are actually respected and taken seriously. I do it for the content and for the fans. I don't give a [ __ ] about the fame, you know? Even though I'm not the biggest fan of people per se, I still want world peace and for people to be nicer to each other to end sickos. It's not that complicated. Like, don't overthink what I'm doing. Just keep doing my thing. Anyways, YouTube, it is officially March 26th, Casper, Wyoming time, and I am officially 34 years old. You crotchety bastard. Age is only a state of mind, man. And you're only as old as you feel. And you're never too old to have a good time. And treat others the way you want to be treated. It's not that complicated to figure life out once you got it figured out, man. You just got to keep doing your thing. You know when what when brain fart when life punches you in the bollocks you go please sir may I have another then you get back up and you punch life back twice as Mars. All right. It's like, Cobra, what are you doing for your birthday? Nothing special. I don't want to make a big deal about it. I'm sure my parents would take me out to eat for my birthday if I asked them to, but honestly, I don't because I feel like a burden to my family. My dad already bought me this sweet house, so I don't want to ask for much, you know, because honestly, I'm nobody. I'm just another face in the crowd. Best thing of it regarding my last Facebook YouTube post is validation is a [ __ ] and so are everybody else. Everybody is seeking validation and acceptance and then when you give them a little bit too much privilege, it's not enough because they want more. That's why I referenced if you give a mouse a cookie and people vibe with that. They're like, "Cobra gets it. I I don't expect the world to kiss my ass because I'm the King Cobra, JFS, Gothic King Cobra, whatever." And like, my [ __ ] stinks just like everyone else's. And people can't handle the fact that I'm real. I'm unapologetically myself. And I don't [ __ ] people. And that's what people [ __ ] can't stand is I'm not fake. like everyone else. Oh, like the other day when I was visiting a friend. And she had some friends of hers over and one of her friends called me a fake [ __ ] And the one who called me a fake [ __ ] is the fakest of them all. YouTube, I'm not going to name their name because I would make their life difficult. I'm above that and I'm better than that. But I will say this, the person who called me a fake [ __ ] [ __ ] talks mad [ __ ] about her friend and her friend's family behind her back and then turns around and claims to still be her friend. And I'm like, see, that's just it. When you're with people who are fake and they're nothing but drama, distance yourself from them and be a better person. And I get the feeling because it's like when you want to be a bigger [ __ ] right back just to [ __ ] with them and end their existence and end the arguments and be like, "I won, you lose. Deal with it, pussy." I get that feeling. But sometimes you win the argument by not rising to their [ __ ] That's something I've had to learn in my 34 years of existing on this miserable [ __ ] planet. is sometimes just keeping your mouth shut and not rising to people's [ __ ] and stooping to their level. All of a sudden, when uh the situation comes full circle and people realize that you're right and they were wrong all along and you weren't a jerk about proving your points, you'll get more more points that way, man. Boy, I'm just about out of [ __ ] chase. Okay, this white cranberry peach juice from Ocean Spray is exquisite. Not a sponsor. Packed with all the good essentials, vitamin C and what have you. I know the video I made on my Josh Sha's channel recently is going to piss off my haters and piss off woke culture because they know I'm right. And rather than having a conversation about certain topics, they would rather just ignore facts and logic because it's just easier to live in your own safe space. This is why I think society and a lot of people are all secretly autistic because they're so used to their routine and they're used to what they want to think and everyone else is stupid that if it's questioned or changed But I might do a birthday food hack if I get enough change in the old PayPal. So, we'll see how that plays out. No, my last food hack I made for YouTube was pretty [ __ ] tasty. That Denny's bacon cheeseburger that I made with everything that I ordered on it was pretty next level. Not a sponsor. Like I said, stuffing chicken strips onto a bacon cheeseburger is certainly not my worst idea that I've had. People see how thick that mother is and they're like, "Damn, son. I want a bite." Oh, piles of bacon, all the cheeses. Oh, yes, pleases. Another year older, another year wiser. And that's thing of it. My YouTube trolls go out of their way to [ __ ] with me as hard as they can. And at the end of the day, all it does is make people feel sorry for me and make my YouTube trolls realize you're never going to be Cobra. You're jealous of what he is because he's not afraid to be himself and he keeps it real and he has the sweetest life that you don't have. So, it's everything that makes for a good human being. Seriously, my trolls are evil pieces of [ __ ] and I feel sorry for them, to be honest. Apparently, there's another subreddit dedicated to hating King Cobra cuz the first one got deleted. And you would think that, okay, you know what? Maybe we should take a hint and back off from Cobra just a little bit because the first subreddit got deleted and it made them so [ __ ] mad and my trolls are so [ __ ] obsessed with hating Cobra they had to create another one. And it's like y'all are my biggest fans and I appreciate it. No a Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'll try to have the best birthday. Thank you for asking. I don't care if I have the best birthday ever because then all the other birthdays are just going to be a letdown, you know. Thank you so much. Hope to see you too. One of my friends sent me a birthday message on Messenger. Just responding to that. The person I was talking to just now on Messenger is good people, but they deal with a lot of crap. And it's just sad when you see good people go through the pits. White cranberry peach ocean spray. This stuff ain't half bad. That's not quite enough for a full glass of chase, but maybe we can add to that. [Music] with more alcohol. You devilish bastard. Splash of the beer. I've had some gnarly experiences with Black Velvet, so no bad experiences. Whiskey and beer and a Splash of whatever [ __ ] juice I used. No, they don't. [ __ ] sickos. God, people need to [ __ ] get over Cobra's [ __ ] Like, I'm sick and tired of being bullied for hating sickos. It's like you people that just makes my trolls look like sickos, to be honest. And if my trolls are not sickos, then why bully Cobra for hating them? It's just a lowhanging branch. And it's like, what's the point of it? The comment I got was, "Oh, YouTube loves sickos." I'm like, I would hope they don't, otherwise I get off his platform and go stream on kick. Yummy. That is [ __ ] smooth. A drink combo for the ages. You get to a point where you don't even care what brand it is as long as it gets you drunk and it tastes good. Winning. The [ __ ] sickos and the [ __ ] the trolls.