burger hack part one

What's up you crazy bastards? So, I went to Denny's and I ordered one premium chicken tenders deal contains five chicken tenders with your choice of sauce. I chose ranch. One delicious slam burger with scrambled egg and cheese, hash browns with cheese, add an extra beef patty, and after that we have add American cheese, aged white cheddar, and slice of American cheese and Swiss cheese. Add avocado, add uh bacon strips. So, we got already got extra bacon on it. I'm going to add more bacon to it. Now, we got some ranch with them chicken strips, but we also added a cup of bourbon sauce and a co cup of sausage gravy. So, what I'm going to attempt to do is make a really, really delicious uh bacon cheeseburger from Denny's. Got some of that mango coconut action. Now we're going to see if we can actually make this happen. Excuse me. I got the [ __ ] snores. I'm not going to lie, that Denny smells pretty [ __ ] good. Tubes, put it on the table. Or we could just put the camera right here like we normally do with the cooking videos nowadays. Now, we got the bourbon sauce right here. a ketchup packet. These must be the chicken tenders. Most [Music] excellent. Lots of ketchup packets. That's wild, man. That's a lot of ketchup packets. [Music] [Music] They definitely give us plenty of sauce. [Music] Now, I did order hash browns on the side with this meal because that's how I roll. Denny's, in my opinion, makes a really [ __ ] delicious bacon cheeseburger. And they're the whatever they call this burger that I mention off that I custom made is [Music] exquisite for your sick and grim entertainment. We're going to make this food hack happen. Oh, the burger's still pretty hot and fresh. Greasy American hash browns on top. Now, Denny's is not a sponsor, but let me tell you, this is how we snacking tonight, man. See if they put the avocado on here. They could have been out of avocado. So they I don't see it, but they got the hash browns. Hash browns are delicious. Danny's hash browns are delicious. Yeah, these are our chicken tenders. They could have been out of avocado to be brutally honest or it could be tucked away underneath. It is what it is. Go a check of these hash browns. Yeah, those are some good browns, man. And then what this is, this is the sausage gravy and got some ranch, some of that bourbon sauce. So, looks like the only thing they missed on my burger was the avocado, which I'm not going to get too mad at. Maybe it's Hold up. Hold up. Pull it down like that. like that. It could have been out of avocado. Avocado is delicious. I really can't complain cuz this is a thick ass [ __ ] burger. Good lord. They're going to hit that with a little bit of ranch. I'm going throw some ranch on the hash browns. You want to hit both sides over that bourbon sauce. Little bit of bourbon sauce. Danny's bourbon sauce is seriously [ __ ] good. nonsponsor and then we're going to hit that with some fresh chicken tenders. Pick up some big old huge chicken. There we go. Perfect. Two big old chicken tenders. Then we're going to open up this sausage gravy. sausage gravy. That's ridiculous. There's already hash browns on there. How much more dank could we make it? Okay, my uh my YouTube fans, all the [ __ ] out there who were stoned smoking that good black flame to light my green smoke. All the foodies out there, we're going to hit that with a couple of Doritos. I'm trying to be delicate and nice and pretty and prim with it, but there's so many goddamn calories on this [ __ ] burger. It's ridiculous. party size bag of Doritos. That always gets the party started cuz Doritos are the [ __ ] No sponsor. [ __ ] sickos. Yo, YouTube. I'm going to pour some more of that u sausage gravy on top of the Doritos that I put on top of the sandwich. Oh, this is just pure American gluttony at its finest. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Pardon my French YouTube. This is what I do on my YouTube channel. And people are like giving me [ __ ] over it. And I'm like, bro, the only thing they forgot to allegedly put on there was the avocado. And I'm not even mad about it cuz that [ __ ] looked dank as [ __ ] I'm just saying my crackers and everyone else. I don't got a fork for the hash browns here, but I'm just going to eat them out of the box real quick. Okay. The bourbon sauce with the ranch. It's creamy. It's sweet. Deal. YouTube. This is Denny's dankness at its finest. Cuz I wouldn't know what the [ __ ] you want to call this burger and call a sloppy American mess. Well, I give a [ __ ] No, I want you wondering what it [ __ ] look like. Not going to wipe my goddamn hands after making this [ __ ] Crackers. I'm telling you right now. Cover [ __ ] making some wicked Oh, I didn't knock all the presentation off. The lid for the chicken tenders fell off. I want to put that underneath there. It just looks better for the presentation. So, don't mind me. This burger is [ __ ] stupid. Ridiculous, chicken, genders, gravy, ranch, bourbon sauce, some of them hash [Music] browns. You're like, "Okay, I see the tenders cobra. Let's show me that burger. I don't even give a [ __ ] if they added avocado to it because they could have been out to be honest. And uh your boy Cobra plugs Denny's and avocado on the burger is delicious. So it's what it is. My filming skills are not the best, but I want to take this for [ __ ] sake. Shake this goddamn top bun. Stay. Good camera. Stay. right there and crown this [ __ ] The crunch on that is stupendously awesome. And now I've had avocado on a little piece of bacon right there. Mhm. This is going to be have to be a park tour, man. And get the uh the uh the fans hooked on this [ __ ] Like Cobra's making some legit good dank birthday food action. Oh lordy. So, we're going to hit this sausage gravy with cup of ranch. Mhm. And hit that with a cup of the bourbon sauce. Denny's is not sponsored. Free advertisement. That bourbon that bourbon sauce is sweet, seductive, and sticky. Before you buy into this burger and finish off these hash browns, you're getting part one cuz uh none of this is going to waste. YouTube, this is dankness to a tea. Oh, is this kind of empty, man? [ __ ] ain't. Get a little bit of bread sauce left. That's all right. Look, I already know this burger going to be messy, YouTube. I already know this burger going to be problems for my health with my [ __ ] autistic alcoholic ass. [ __ ] off. We're going to take this sauce combo and stir it around with the chicken strip. It's like Cobra, what would you call this? Insane Denny's creation. I call the chicken strip burger. No [ __ ] Let's mix that sauce together with the See, I'm using the sausage gravy in the food hat. Yeah, let's just do it like that. Oh, look at that. That is That is moist. Denny's chicken strips are so good. I'm telling you right now, Denny's is an American uh style diner restaurant styled fresh first out of California. I'm telling you right now. Oh, I haven't tried the sauce combo that I pulled on the burger yet. I wanted to try with the chicken strips. And I'm like, okay. Ranch sausage gravy and a little bit of the bourbon sauce. This combo of sauces is what I used on the food hack. And I'm going to get a bite of that after I upload this. Get the crap pumped for it, man. Oh, that bourbon sauce is really [ __ ] sweet. That ranch creamy and then that sausage gravy is adding just enough bite to it. Salty. YouTube. This is flavor town and a half,