Drink combo and vocial covers

Fellow YouTubers, another miserable [ __ ] day existing on this [ __ ] planet. I have a bottle of Rum Haven coconut water. This stuff is seriously [ __ ] delicious. My only biggest complaint about this is that it's not in a bigger bottle. This is coconut rum and it's made with pure coconut water and pure cane sugar. It is sinful to say the least. I wanted to make a drink combo with it because I've been sipping on it all [ __ ] goddamn night. A little bit left in the [ __ ] bottle. Yeah. But I want to add some combo action to it, man. We got some peach mango low calorie body armor light. This stuff is amazing for hydration and tastes so good. So, we're going to grab the cup that my YouTube fans sent to my PO box. I've been really hooked on this one song, Aussie and Lita Ford's Close My Eyes Forever. I've been like obsessed with that song the last couple of days and it's such a good song, dude. So, we're going to add the coconut rum to that body armor peach mango. Think about it. Alcohol dehydrates your ass and the peach body armor mango hydrates you. So, you get the best of both worlds. Pour it. I want to listen to my own music because I know I can't get copyright infringement for a video. Drinking and Dying Alone, King Cobra, Life Ain't Fair. It's my newest album. I produced it last year like it matters. The cool thing about good music is I write from my own personal experiences or how I'm feeling about life and certain things, you know. Living is just a slow way to die. Yeah, living is just a slow way to die and commit suicide. Also, [ __ ] suicide. Thank you. If you're feeling depressed, talk to someone. Drink another beer, smoke another cigarette, living another day just to die ever so [ __ ] slowly. It's like living just another day to die just a little bit slower. That's life in a nutshell, dude. Oh, that drink combo. YouTube, this drink combo is trouble with a capital T, man, cuz it goes down way too smooth. And if you're a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, this will get the job done, man. And if you're at a party and people at your party are not allergic to mango or peach or coconut, then I'd recommend [Music] it beats. See, I left a plug for this beat right in the song because it's like giving them exposure, you know? [Music] Drinking and dying alone in one horse [Music] town. Wondering where did it all go wrong. Staring at the bottom of your glass and you're already gone. Drinking away small town blues. Drinking your booze and it blues you to the seats. I literally had one person thank me for making this song. They're like, "Dude, it speaks to my soul. Holy shit." I'm like, yeah, you know, Cobra's been known to produce some very powerful and very emotional music from time to time. You know, it's part of what I do, I guess. But anyways, it's the weekend and I hope you're all having a fantastic weekend. I'm fixing to get me another bottle of this coconut rum when Daybreak hits cuz this this this drink combo right here is seriously [ __ ] good. It's got a tropical taste and you take a couple sips of it and it's like you feel like you're on a tropical beach somewhere. There's scallop mac flying off in the distance. It just has that vibe when you taste it. The coconut rum haven is made with pure cane sugar and real coconut water. So, it's a wholesome, you know, I need to write my next album. Live fanf fair king co AFS music was produced last year. it's my newest album and then it's like, oh, time to write another one and just keep writing music till I make it and then keep making music, you know, and like when people hear when I'm like laying down, they're like, "Wow, Cobra is actually capable of producing real music that's actually decent." Like, yeah, you don't like Cobra's music, then don't listen to [Music] it. Oh my [ __ ] god, that drink combo. What it do? Okay, you know what? That's a really [ __ ] tasty cocktail. A [ __ ] couple sips of that, man, you'll be feeling good. It's got a very tropical taste with the peach and the mango and the coconut, you know? And like it hydrates you while getting you drunk at the same time. That's like a win-win. The biggest complaint anyone has about alcohol is that it's high in calories and it dehydrates you. And it's like, wow. Let me see what I can do. I I would definitely serve this drink combo at the Cobra's Cantina. At the Cobra's Cantina. I'm going to be 34 in like six days and I'm not looking forward to it. 2025 has been a really hard year for me and well, I'm just trying to keep my head above the surface and not be super depressed. I lost three friends starting off the year. I lost Puff over the last couple of years and then I lose Aaron and Marty Music Biz and Walt and it's just like it's been it's been really hard. I'm not going to lie. YouTube. Like, I've been super depressed. Like, the other the other day I really literally [ __ ] was at rock bottom with my depression the other day. And one of the things that helped with my depression, not trying to kiss anyone's ass, but I listened to the song Close My Eyes Forever by Lita Ford and Aussie Osborne. And it's such a good song. I've been like physically hooked on it cuz you know how that goes. And this drink combo is actually pretty [ __ ] tasty. I'm not going to lie. If you can find the ingredients, would recommend. And Lita Ford's kind of cute, not going to lie. Okay, no need to say that out loud. Not too late. You like playing guitar? Can I finger you? This is definitely a s a King Cobra official signature cocktail cuz like I do that that's kind of my thing. Like I'll mix like the most random alcohols and like energy drinks and like whatever else and like throw it into a goddamn [ __ ] combo and call it a day and see how it tastes. And it's that random predictability like there's aspects to Cobra's videos that make people want to keep watching. It's like you watch me on my King Cobra JFS channel where I took some Sweetheart white Montana bread, toasted it, added a little bit of country croc original butter spread to either piece and then loading the bottom bun with pork brains caviar es cargo and placing a edible tarantula that my fans sent me and then eating the sandwich. It's like, did Co just put a s a spider on a sandwich with pork brains as cargo and caviar? Oh, [ __ ] It's like, yeah, I do that crap because it's entertaining for the internet, you know? It's like people when they see you do the whole rockstar thing, they're like, okay, how how crazy is this guy? you know, and then eventually people expect you to get crazier with it. So, there's like a line that I don't cross. And like, even if people are laughing at me and making fun of me, well, to quote Aussie Osborne, at least they're laughing. And that's the thing of it. If you can't laugh at yourself, then why laugh at everyone else? My honest opinion, not that it matters. Like, yeah, Cobra, he's always good for a laugh. He's got a million jokes and a million different cocktails. And like people see Cobra and what he's doing on the internet and they go, "Okay, either you get it or you don't get it." And then like I get so much hate for being King Cobra, you know? And it's like I don't go out of my way to hate my trolls or like flag their [ __ ] because I'm like, you know what? As far as I'm concerned, if you want to spend all day hating on Cobra and have channels and Facebook pages and all this crap dedicated to hating me, I want to say one thing. I feel sorry for you and thanks for the free exposure. Okay, that was two things. But it's the weekend and I'm having myself a little weekend cocktail action. And to be brutally honest with you, this this cocktail tastes amazing. Like the rum haven coconut water rum mixed with the body armor peach mango in my opinion is a really [ __ ] delicious drink combo and like the body armor hydrates you and the alcohol dehydrates you so they balance each other out and like flavor and what it's supposed to do kind of thing. Plus, I love drinking out of this cup because my fans sent it to my PO box. And then when I unboxed it, I was like, "Oh, it's a skull. That's badass." Close my eyes forever. I won't have to listen to that [ __ ] song again after I listen to the one I'm on right now. But I want to play it on my headphones through my cell phone because I don't want to get a copyright strike. I can't get copyrighted for my own music. So if I want to play drinking and dying alone, then [ __ ] play it. Breaking alone and dying alone in one horse town. Like that's thing about Cobra's music. It's real. It's depressing. And it makes you think and it makes you go, "Dude, this guy gets life and I'm I'm here for it. Holy [ __ ] This speaks to me." That's what music should be about. It's a form of expression at the end of the day. Dying alone drowning your sorrow in another bottle. Not thinking about tomorrow. There you go. Drinking and dying alone in your one horse town. Drowning your sorrow in another bottle. Not thinking about tomorrow. There's a reason why alcohol is called liquid sunshine in my opinion because it makes your day a little bit brighter. But, you know, alcohol does unfortunately have its drawbacks. You get hangovers and your dick doesn't want to work when you want it to. And like, you know, so if you're going to be an alcoholic or a drinker, got to be smart about it. But like, alcohol doesn't fix all your problems, but it's okay to have a drink and enjoy life to the fullest because life tries as hard as it can to make you depressed and bring you down. And the second you try to uplift yourself, you get told you're virtue signaling or you're just a piece of [ __ ] and blah blah blah. And like, okay, so I like how a society can glamorize alcohol, but then give you [ __ ] for it as soon as you drink it. That's the hypocrisy about alcoholism and then when you call it out like you see it, people just look at you and go, "Well, you're just using that as an excuse to justify your drinking. And it's like, you know, anymore society is depressing. People are fake as [ __ ] And shit's become so predictable. It's just like nothing you can do about it except keep going. Oh, [ __ ] me. This string combo. Oh my god. Okay, this drink combo is seriously one of my favorite cocktails to make because it's so easy. It's two drinks, two ingredients mixed into one. And it doesn't have to have caffeine to like pepp you up. You know what I'm saying? It's just the taste on that is exquisite. It's tropical. Mhm. Joshy like I'm going to get me another bottle of that tomorrow when I wake up because that rum haven is the [ __ ] Okay. Anyways, close my eyes forever. If I close my eyes, where would I remain the same? Thanks, Aussie. I'm [ __ ] hooked on that song. I've been super [ __ ] depressed the last couple of days because I've been going through a lot with 2025, you know? I lost three three of my bestest friends and like I never had a problem with Okay, well that's [ __ ] The curtain just fell off. Like I never had a problem with Marty Music Biz, man. And as soon as I was thinking that, the curtain just decided to fall off. Okay, there we go. Doors closed, windows wide open. Fire it up. No. Drinking down alone in my horse town. Staring at the bottom of your glass. Getting wasted off. Staring at the bottom of your glass. Getting wasted off your ass. And you're already gone. drinking and dying lonely. One horse town. I wasn't feeling so hungry. Trying to make the time pass. Make good times last. Leaving all your sorrows in your past. Drinking and dying alone in a one horse. [Music] [Music] It's like, okay, how can I write a song about being an alcoholic and then being depressed about life's [ __ ] and like just the general vibe of everything and it's like I know drinking and dying alone. Huh? [Music] When life's as hard, it's like that's just when life is as hard as the drink in your glass. That's what I'm saying right there. You know, I know the lyrics. I wrote this song. When life is as hard as the drink in your glass. I'm like, anyone can write a song about being a drunk, depressed [ __ ] but like actually make it clever and make it make sense. And not everyone's going to be a fan of my [ __ ] And I'm like, you know what? That's fine. I'm not a fan of everyone else's [ __ ] either. So drinking away your sorrow. Depression sinking you deeper. Tipping a cocktail waitress for sweet taste of the L. Watching the glass get low. Drying and drinking alone in your one horse. Drinking away your sorrow and frown. Nothing against Wyoming, but it's like when I wrote drinking and dying alone, it was like, okay, life's depressing. Alcohol makes it better. And when you live in a one-horse small town in like Wyoming or some random, you know, cowboy themed kind of it's a vibe, dude. You hear it and you're just like, bro. drinking and dying in water. We got Never Say Goodbye, Bullets in the Wall, Life Ain't Fair, Toxic Love. I'm actually really proud of Life Ain't Fair, the album that I produced through Deathbed Tapes. I'm just going to keep making music and kicking ass, you know, because when people hear this music, they're like, "What direction is this going?" Like, "What what's the sound for the album?" And it's just like, it's whatever [ __ ] sound I feel like putting into it. It's already midnight. Yeah. Finish this video on this drink combo and con out for the [Music] evening. So, right now I'm going to listen to Lita Ford and Aussie Osbor. Close your eyes for official music video full HD blah blah blah. Absolutely [ __ ] obsessed with this song last couple of days. [Music] Close my eyes forever. the [Music] same. It's not hard to hold on. You can hold on right now. Smart ass my eyes forever changed. Cuz my eyes forever will remain the [Music] same. I can't take the pain. Oh, that two-lane guitar. Long live Aussie. [ __ ] my haters. No wish. O has to reflect man. My eyes [Applause] forever remain the same. I close my eyes forever. Don't remain the [Music] same. Your eyes close your eyes. Close your eyes from me. I want to hear that song again. [ __ ] off. My [ __ ] depression was really bad the other day, man. Like, I want to keep pushing through it for the people that care about me. I'm not doing it for me at this point. I know my trolls are going to text me. No one cares about you. I'm like, really? You cared enough to texting me. So, close my eyes forever. Man, the same The drink combo is seriously [ __ ] good. Close my eyes forever change. Close my eyes forever and all remain the [Music] same. I just can't take the pain. You don't feel the same. A sad day. I'm out of coconut. I'll have to get some more tomorrow. Bud Light Platinum. Brood for the night. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Ah, Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes for me. I'm just the right amount of drunk to [ __ ] sing this next song. Okay. No offense to anyone, but I'm one of Aussie Osborne's biggest fans. I swear to God if he [ __ ] sings changes, I'm like, "Yeah, I want to [ __ ] do that. Feeling happy. I am so sad. Lost the best friend that I ever had. She's my baby. So it's too late now. Let her go. We're going through changes. We're going through changes. Yes. Sh day. I love you, daddy. [Music] I found my way. No, the [Applause] world is an evil place. Maybe gone [Applause] now. Found her way. We're going through [Music] changes. We're going through changes. too long to realize I'm still [Music] here. Goodbye. My [Music] days are filled with fear. Go back change the [Music] years. We're going to change. We're going through changes. We're going through changes changes. God bless the Osbornes. Changes changes. You know what song I haven't heard in a hot minute? Mama, I'm coming home. Yeah, mama. I'm coming home. Come on, play the song. I want to hear it. Yeah. Oh, that acoustic guitar, man. You hear the opening like you just you [ __ ] melt away into a different world. It's [ __ ] brilliant. Times are strange and times are change. Here I come and I ain't the thing. Well, that platinum is delicious. Sue me. The change times are strange. Here I come, but I ain't the same. I'm coming home. Time's gone by. It seems to be you could have been a better friend to me. My coming home. Took me in and you drove me out. Yeah, you had me in the tide. Yeah. Lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes. You made me cry. You told me lies, but I can't stand to say goodbye. My coming home. They be right. I could be wrong. It hurts so bad. It's been so long. Mama coming home. Selfish love. Yeah, we're both alone right before the fall. Yeah, I'm going to take this heart stone. I just got to have it all in your face a hund times. Every day we've been aart. I don't care about the sunshine. Yeah. Cuz mama, mama, I'm coming [Music] home. I'm coming home. [Music] Oh, some for Randy Rose and Walt man. Oh. You took me out and drove me out. Yeah. You had me in the tide. Yeah. Lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes. I've seen your face a thousand [Applause] times. Every day we've been aart and I don't care about the sunshine. Yeah. Mama, mama, I'm coming home. God bless Sharon Aussie. I'm coming [Music] home. I'm coming home. Oh. I got a little too enthusiastic about that. I'm sorry. Goodbye to romance. People think I'm insane. [Laughter] Yeah. Oh my god. I'm glad Aussie quit smoking cuz these things are so bad for your health. I'm certainly not going to quit. God blessing you forever. [ __ ] face. It is my woman cuz she couldn't help me with my mind. People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time. Put that down for a second. And I think of things, but nothing seems to satisfy. Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to gratify. You help me, my friend. Oh yeah. God bless Aussie in Black Sabbath. Make it to me that needing life that I can't find. I can't see the things that make true happiness. I must be blind. Yeah. Make a joke. Oh, wait. Hold up. Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry. Happiness I cannot feel. Love to me is so unreal. So as you hear these words telling you now my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but I'm too late. Good [ __ ] And they were standing in line. The clubs never get in. It's like the bottom of the N. And I'm never going to win. This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be. Tell me what you want. Want a brand new house with an episode of Cribs and the bathroom. I can play baseball in and a king size for big enough for 10 plus me. You going to need I need a car that's got no limits and a bathroom chair with a bathroom and model 37,000 there done that real house and guitars somewhere between Sharon and Aussie is fine for me going to do I trade this life for fame. I wouldn't cut my hair and [ __ ] changing my name cuz I just want to be big hop. I was driving 15 cars. The girls come sleazy and the drugs come cheap. We're all skinny and we just want hang out in a cool bar with the VIP and the movie stars. Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there. If a playboy bunny with a bleach. Hey. Hey. I want to be a rockar. Hey. Hey. I want to be a rockar. Do it like Elvis without the tassels. Her egg. Bodyguards are looking to beat up [ __ ] on the grab so I can eat my meals for free. The quesadilla my ass with the latest fashion. Get a front door key to the king cobra match. Dest money for me. Going to do it. Trade this life for fortune and fame. wouldn't cut my hair and [ __ ] changing my name cuz I just don't want to be a beer roster. Live in hilltop house driving 15 cars. The girls come sleazy and the drugs come cheap. We're all sty we just won't eat and we'll hang out at the coolest bars. The VP and the movie stars. Every good gold digger is going to wind up there. Every playboy bunny with a bleach blonde hair out in the cooler rooms the latest dictionary and today's will get you anything with that evil Hollywood smile drug dealer on speed dial. Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star. Sing those songs that offend the fences. Find my pills from my P dispenser. Stop singing single living hilltop house driving 15 cars. The girls come sleazy and the drugs come cheap. We all stay skinny and we just want we need and we'll hang out in the pool with the VIP and the movie stars. Every good girl diggers going to wind up there. Have a playboy bunny with a bleach blonde hair. The private rooms dictionary enter who will get you anything with that evil Hollywood smile. You know the drug dealer on speed dar. Hey, I want to be a rockar. Well, that's enough excitement for one [ __ ] video. Jesus Christ, Cobra, you really getting into it tonight. Close my eyes forever. How long is this video? Almost an hour long. Let's keep it going for a little bit longer. Like that's enough vocal covers to [ __ ] excite the audience. And I messed up Nickelback song on purpose because I know what I I know what's up. All the girls come sleazy and the drugs come cheap. Instead of easy, it should be sleazy because Yeah. catch you on the next one. Cheers you [ __ ] rock stars, goddess and gods out there. That's what's up.