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we doing a food hack oh [ __ ] let's make it happen what up YouTube got some of that sweetheart bread that's the sweetheart we used we need all right the phone is not going to stay up all the time so we can use our environments to our advantage anyways we got two perfectly toasted buns this is craft mayil with olive oil and to that olive oil we're going to add our seasonings onion powder garlic Sals black pepper I put a little bit extra cuz we're going to smear it and of course some cilantro now let's Che this finally toasted bread and smear our season these seasonings are pretty [ __ ] delicious now we need to add some Pudo to our sandwich so we got a fresh pack a Pudo start the base of our sandwich good luck and [Music] Pudo it's greasy it's delicious so we're just going to tear it off in the chunks the chunks don't got to be pretty there's our P the sandwich now we're going to hit that Pudo with some red onions we got some red onions right here that stem didn't want to come out nice little circle of raw red onion this same is looking pretty good but I think we can add more to it on top of that red onion we're going to add some sweet red onions so you're looking at this like pretty similar to the last sandwich that you made with Pudo and I'm like yeah yeah yeah yeah here's the thing of it got our onion stack and I'm about to add some dness to this sandwich now to our top bun we're going to add this Beaver extra hot horse radish this stuff will [ __ ] put a little little kick in your keer you know think it's a fat enough chunk of that I'm going to plop that on our top bun and just kind of stir stir the horse renish around that's going to provide a kick in the keyu oh [ __ ] that's enough horseradish for this sandwich now we're going to add some other ingredients to this the bacon okay YouTube My Pan that I plug in wasn't working so I scooped out the grease in that pan put it into this pan and cooked up this bacon like literally I had like three to four slices I CH them and half so now we're going to add some bacon to our onion action and I will show you a closeup of it one sace and done the bacon I cooked up so a little greasy yes and a little extra crispy but I'm thinking these two pieces are for your boy let's Sil taste now that grease that I cooked up the uh bacon in had a bacon up grease country Croc and just the original Grease I cooked from my last Burger Food Hack YouTube the bacon grease on bacing action so here's our sandwich we going to add some mozzarella some hard boiled egg and maybe some fish it's about to get crazy up in here so we want to take our mozzarella cheese slices push it down on there like that then want to take a hard see the hardboiled egg I have a little trouble making it but we made it happen littleit of hard boiled EG action the third piece is Chef's Choice I'm going to take these two hardboiled egg pieces and put it on top of this [Music] sandwich now I know what you're thinking YouTube what what does this sandwich look like well that's what it looks like all the Pudo the bacon the cheese we're going to add some more meat to the top of this and call it a sandwich stick around to find out now I'm going to add two kinds of fish to this uh sandwich into the top of it we're going to add before we add the last ingredients we got some blue swimming crab meat claw meat this is a product that contains crab Meats from the claw blue swimming crab Meats claw Meats this little little product from the grocery store cuz I know people are like you know Cobra we're SI TI of your [ __ ] videos I might end your point no one's forcing you to watch bud so I had to do a little precook and little a lot of ingredients to you all and the shrimp that I have are precooked and pretty much Frozen so all I got to do is add the flavor to it and we're good to go but I got some crab meat we going to have to peel that open oh [ __ ] look at that going take that metal tin and throw it away look at all that delicious crab meat now I'm trying to make a delicious push sandwich I'm going to put some crab meat on just a little down up there the perfect amount let's turny a little bit of this crab meat before we stick it back in the fridge yeah there is Boneless crab meat You' find in the claw that is exquisite all right so now we got a couple more things left like we got a bowl here we're going to have some cocktail shrimp to this Pudo sandwich before we do that we got some baking up grease and some country Croc original something to really cook those okay here's the thing of it the shrimp I'm want to add to the sandwich already precooked so this is some kind of sadistic it's just going to add more flavor to it so we add the country Croc and the bacon up bacon up his basically baking grease so I to add like a couple Swizzles of that mhm now I think that's going to be enough for what we needed for we're want to take these and put these back in the fridge now we're going to add our magical seasoning [Music] to the uh shrimp cuz we do need a couple of cocktail shrimp to uh complete our sandwich cuz I'm seeing the protein I'm seeing the cheese I'm seeing the egg the bacon the crab meat this thing is looking like a seductive Stoners treats what do you think is that a Pudo sandwichy Rock cuz the last one was had too much sauce on it so I'm trying to get more creative before I add the shrimp to our country Croc and bacon grease grease them up bacon up season let's season it with a little bit of onion powder and we're going to H that with some garlic salts now I made the hardboiled egg in the bacon off camera because that's how it goes that's enough black pepper get that with some cilantro only thing I didn't make this seasoning combo any better would be a little bit of uh what's the SMG or whatever it's called GMS whatever the [ __ ] anyways that's enough [ __ ] now we're going to take and mix all that seasoning and that see you want to take all that country Croc and that little bit of that bacon up grease you want to mix it around oh look at that ready to go mhm that taste of that that's [ __ ] fantastic I got a pound of jumbo cocktail shrimp precooked all I got to do is dearm and serve them but I'm like you know what if I'm making a th fuing food hack for YouTube I think we got to dress it up a bit so I going to take a couple of shrimps from this one PB of fully cooked goodness jumbo [Applause] status these shrimps are fresh from the butcher oh [ __ ] big old [ __ ] goddamn shrimps too I tell you what godamn so I want to throw a couple into our but bowl of goodness and seasoning so we just need a couple to complete our sandwich and we're going to put them on top now what's going to happen is we're going to microwave let's do six yeah that'll do now Cobra fam we're going to make a Pudo sandwich that has all kinds of protein SE Seafood put it back the brown paper okay yeah this [ __ ] big ass jum jumbo shrimp we're going to have to put these back in the fridge for later because they're precooked all you got to do was deal them and eat them so it made my process for making this sedu this little food hack that much easier the biggest problem I noticed with the last time I made a wacky ass goddamn [ __ ] sandwich hack is that it all fell apart because well I put too much sauce on it and I learn as to cook at this point you're just looking at this like okay so what's going to happen I want to microwave that all the butter is going to melt on our shrimp I'm going to put a couple of those onto here to go with our crab meat and then eat whatever doesn't fits and then any like melted butter that goes on top we're just going to work with it man cuz people are like okay Cobra and I'm like let's go now a lot of the food that I've put out has been deod and like we're not going to overthink anything right now one minutes for six of those little jumbo scramps and that butter then the seasoning and I put in the bowl I'm hoping that all melts so all I got to do is like pop the tail and put a couple on top of the sandwich like I'm not going to lie yo this Pudo sandwich is looking Beast let me try a slice of that crab meat mhm okay yeah we got to step that to the side cuz that is a distraction from our Grandeur plan they're already precook so let's see how they look when they're about to be out of the microwave all that water melted I see it sizling oh [ __ ] this is a cooking [Music] video oh my good YouTube okay so that butter and the seasoning it melted into liquid gold and we're going to let shake those up those jumbo shrimp up for our sandwich cuz we got just about one one more thing to do what could you possibly add at this Pudo sandwich ah okay so I stumbled over that fantastic we're all good I'm going to take a beer ice cold beer Genuine Draft from Miller and I'm going to pour a splash on top of that melted buttery goodness that's just enough let that sit for a second let those jumbo shrimps soak and all that goodness godamn it YouTube I'm about to make the sickest Pudo sandwich maybe other people might say that this is a bit excessive and that Cobra is trying too hard but at this particular moment I feel like I've done something great so I'll let those shrimp soak for a minute in that beer and that butter and that [Music] seasoning this [ __ ] cooking video went exactly as I plant to Perfection so I might give you a part two of the trying the sandwich cuz you're you're looking at this going oh how the [ __ ] is [Music] it and I'm like well here's the thing of it's slick Cobra knows how to [ __ ] cook some mean food and would I recommend this sandwich on a diet day [ __ ] no I'm soaking the the final product is getting soaked in butter beer and seasoning like this is ridiculous this is unhealthy it's got bacon on it it's got a layer of bacon a layer of mozzarella and a little bit of fried egg little hardboiled egg action this sandwich is ridiculous [Music] YouTube and assembling the sandwich went together so beautifully too it was like I had a vision for it and I'm like people are going to [ __ ] not like the way it looks well that's their problem people are going to be like oh Cobra this [ __ ] sandwich looks disgusting what's wrong with you and like I'm going to save a little drizzle of this buttery beer goodness for the sandwich itself but outside of that I going to drink a little bit of it and you're entering the final stages of this gloriousness like these shrimp they're looking good oh [Applause] [ __ ] okay YouTube we scoot you over this way for a seconds and these uh godamn scrms are ready to be plated under the sandwich I want to give it a shake we'll try one pop the tail out those shrimp are good but you know what it needs it needs a little bit of lemon juice which unfortunately I do not have on hand that I know of but a splash of lemon juice I'm going to let that drip excess drip off into squeeze the tail squeeze the tail most of you might look at me like I've lost my Collective goddamn [ __ ] then some of you might look at me like okay you know what Cobra this this food hack you on actually looks decent this is why people like watching my food act CU I'm taking these jumbo ass shrimp they're already precooked so what I'm going to do if I want to add butter flavor to it is do what I just did put like another little piece right right there I don't think I got room for this other piece right here like I'm trying to figure the puzzle cuz like when you're stacking your sandwiches it's just like the one wood block game you know squeeze the tail oh my God I literally got those jumbo cocktail shrimp that's jumbo cocktail shrimp from the fish market I got some of the grease from the sandwich I'm going to pour just a little bits on the egg part and just a little bit excuse me a little bit on the top ONN just a little bit for flavor and that leaves the rest of us rest of it for our shots cuz people are like I want to see Coboy make a pido sandwich it doesn't fall apart well I'll do the best I can yeah this is a [ __ ] crazy Cobra sandwich for sure it looks and smells aggressively ridiculous easy does it there Cowboy cow girl I have a vision I completed I wanted to see this is what I visualized for a Piro sandwich and a lot of people are going to be looking at it going well this is certainly unique and a lot of people going to be looking at it like it's gross and I'm like H who gives a [ __ ] so I'm going to try to crou found this sandwich I don't have any uh Chef's toothpicks to make it happen but I got everything I want on this sandwich and this is me being made for me personally so I'm not so you know certain precautions I'm not taking but outside of that like you see what's being presented in front of you a seafood Pudo sandwich and I'm like is it worthy of the Cobra's tongue and it's like who honestly [ __ ] cares I love making my own crazy sandwiches and like okay you know not trying to make fun of anyone's culture the people like are so used to like Cobo doing this thing oh that's hot little bit that horse Rush sping off the side put a little bit in the middle oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] shrimper coming off and it's like well that didn't quite Crown the way I wanted it to I try to put the shrimp on the sandwich and the shrimp just fall off I try to make some like fancy excuse me that's gross [ __ ] luxurious meal and this is the joke I'm left with see the whole thing goes smoothly and it's like this is exactly what you wanted to put on your Pudo sandwich my hands are clean I haven't blown like who cares another shitty [ __ ] video I mean like that's the kind of crap you would expect from Cobra I'm make this grandure claim that I'm going to make some really delicious [ __ ] food or some kind of crazy sandwich that's going to take the World by storm and I have the right ingredients and then I go to make the sandwich and it's like well this sandwich is going to be messy for sure didn't exactly stay together like I wanted it to when I made it but if it stays together piece by piece you know what who cares how messy it is it's food enjoy it eat it I get excited about making these one-of-a kind dishes and doing something new for the world and like creating something delicious and spicy and it's like people are looking at you like you're stupid it's like they want to criticize you for creating and then criticize you CU you're not creating the concept is there The Taste is there that everything planned out I executed it as perfectly as I could and then when I try to put it together as a sandwich it's like no it's going to fall apart nothing you can do about it another sloppy creation by King Cobra JFS I'll just eat it here in a bit when it cools off as I always do the concept in all the ingredients I want it to were there and in practice the sandwich I just made if you like all the ingredients sounds good it's like where's their Pizzazz you know you see all these [ __ ] YouTubers who are trying the world's most expensive sandwich and you're like it doesn't have to be expensive to taste good and that's what I like about my Pudo sandwiches I throw on a whole pack of Pudo on top of toasted bread that has the olive oil and Mayo combination going and then I hit that with some onion and some mozzarella and my magic combination of seasonings like I did in this video and it's easy it's simple it's cheap it tastes good but like people are going to get bored of that and go okay well where's the Pizzaz so it's like they they see me like take what I already made and like turn it into something watchable where it's like let's watch him try to stck a couple 10,000 plus ingredients on it and make a sandwich out of it this will be hilarious absolutely [ __ ] hilarious I am going to eat this because it would be a sad waste not to eat it but I want to at least let it cool off and get this video uploaded so I can preserve the recipe on YouTube meanwhile it's like all the ingredients have been put up I love to cook and create my own crazy sandwiches and recipes and then when it doesn't stay together I'm just like well I'm the one that's got to eat it so even if it tastes good I got to figure out how can I make it without it falling apart even when I used less sauces cuz I figured last time in my cooking video that was the problem is that Pudo sandwich I made with the escar Resco and everything it tasted delicious it was spicy Savory it it hit all the notes but I'm just like okay how can we make it taste better and not fall apart everyone goes through this as a cook I don't claim to be a professional chef like you're looking at this the sandwich that I just trying to make and it's like well that's another Cobra cooking video me staring at my mistake going it didn't stay together when I tried to make it but someone's got to eat it but I'd like to preserve this moment before I tuck into it because on paper when you see all the things I put into it if you like those ingredients of course it's going to be delicious trying to get creative with my Pudo sandwiches I'm like all right I discovered a base recipe my magical combination of seasoning to me it tastes good it doesn't mean everyone's going to think oh my God Cobra you make ah okay you know not everyone's going to be a fan of my cooking and that's fine that's [ __ ] bloody fine but when I go to perfect my own craft and everyone's going to crap on me like that looks like [ __ ] I'm like y all think you're Chef Gordon Ramsey [ __ ] off I know I'm not a professional cook I'm a simple Bachelor I'm an autistic man to me cooking is an art it's it's art you consume with your mouth and your v in your [ __ ] eyes in your nose when you good cooking [ __ ] it captivates you like a good song like good music yes I'm not trying to be weird about it but it's like I had this plan it didn't quite stay together but I got the sandwich together in the end it's got Pudo it's got bacon it's got MZ and like a seafood combination and people are looking at this like this guy thinks he can make a [ __ ] sandwich what a [ __ ] joke my trolls are like you better not pour beer on your [ __ ] food and I'm like when it happened last time I was making a Pudo sandwich it was a bloody accident the beer was super full and I was getting into my video and super excited about my my product and the beer over foamed so I let it over foam onto my sandwich because [ __ ] it and I'm like I'm looking at this sandwich like is it the prettiest thing I've created no it's not is it the grossest thing I've created probably not I'm sure I'll create grosser food hacks is the tastiest hard to say I make a sandwich I know what I want I plan out my ingredients execute the plan and do it to the best of my abilities and it's still a fell apart I'm not going to hate on it it's a [ __ ] sandwich I'm going to eat it after I post this video YouTube I'd like to admire it for a second and have a smell even if it's not the prettiest thing you'd see okay I like the smells that are going into it sometimes smell speaks a lot higher than visuality it just depends on your personal [ __ ] taste people are looking at this monstrosity of a p Cho sandwich with shrimp and crab meat and going ew you know what's wrong with Cobra and I'm like there's nothing wrong with me I just like to make sandwiches and I get a little creative like I'm and I'm on a Pudo kick recently you know [ __ ] there's nothing wrong with that I don't got to overe explain this sad situation of a sandwich it'll probably fall apart as soon as I try to eat it but as long as it tastes good and it doesn't go to waste I don't give a [ __ ] like okay you know what I know how to cook tasty food so sometimes it doesn't stay together and presents like the way I'd like it to that's any Chef's worst nightmare I wouldn't consider myself a [ __ ] Chef godamn it I play guitar and sing like I like my food I I I I get Stone I get drunk I get the munchies this is like basic okay I don't know how to cook but I know what I like kind of cooking and people Vibe with that this massive Pudo sandwich I don't want to just sit there and hang for a minute it could be worse I'll cook nastier sounding things remember that sandwich I made with the spider and I ate the entire thing that was sure J good fun wasn't HS it's like well you know if Cobra's going to make a Pudo sandwich cuz the last attempt I did it tasted delicious but it fell upon and the seconds I eat this I know it's going to fall apart like I'm not the perfect Chef I make some interesting concoctions some of you might call it gross or be like I'm on the weird part of YouTube again somebody help me some of you may watch the sandwich video and go i' eat it I eat the [ __ ] out of it oh yeah that looks good look at all that P and that bacon that mozzarella cheese and that Seafood abundance of crab and shrimp did Cobo do a Pudo surf and turf I think I kind of did normally when I do a Pudo sandwich I do everything minus the shrimp and the crab Meats it's just the onions the uh sweetened onions are also want added bonus just basic raw onion Red Onion with the Pudo and the Mayo and the olive oil and the seasoning it's Simplicity and it tastes in my opinion delicious you may call me autistic well that's your problem I don't care what you think about me cuz I'm sitting here trying to stack the shrimp on my sandwich and the whole thing's just falling apart and I'm like some of the shrimp aren't going to stay on there that's fine stack the shrimp sandwich make it look pretty as you can and show it for the YouTube audience if it makes your mouth water which I highly doubt it does it makes you hungry or crave more content Stick Around And subscribe for more I know a lot of people are going to talk [ __ ] on the sandwich and say it looks like crap it looks disgusting but it's like dude no one's forcing you to watch my videos I think this sandwich looks delicious and I think it smells good but I don't want to have a bite until this video is uploaded and my fans get the peak before I get the sneak of the treat because I consider food to be a treat you know not everyone [ __ ] has access to it and it's kind of sad so if you want to like crap on COBRA because the cooking I make is disgusting and like ridiculously spicy not everyone has the access to uh not everybody has access to clean drinking water and good food and that's your definition of what good food is defined by this thing is ready for the Harvest mixing the horseradish sauce extremely hot with the seasoning and The Buttery goodness this is going to be a most excellent sandwich my fellow YouTubers it's going to be delicious you may call it a sloppy mess I call it a mountain of completed thought because earlier I set out the goal to make this sandwich I planned every ingredient and I made it happen even if it didn't go the way I wanted it to I still made it happen and at the end I can say I achieved what I set out to do that's more than any of you can say for yourselves watching this YouTube video judging Cobra for his alcoholism or the way he cooks his food you're all disgusting Hypocrites and I feel sorry for you we're making a seafood sandwich it's going to be delicious YouTube The Seafood sand sandwich is going to be delicious pruto cheese shrimp crab meat all the things that make for an Exquisite and luxurious sandwich in your opinion well then if you don't like my cooking then don't watch king cobra makes the best sandwiches food hacks drink Combos and jokes it's all good king cobra is always good for our laugh huh huh huh huh would you like to find out more about Cobra's Channel because you know that king cobra is the shits and I make the sickest sandwiches and my trolls are [ __ ] dumb asses this [ __ ] legitimately looks good like I'm admiring my handiwork and I see it's got a bit of a lean to it but not all sandwiches are perfect and know when I add the ingredients to it the pruto the bacon the onions the mozzarella cheese the SE food combo not everyone's going to be a fan of it but that's quite all right there always The Next Food hack and the next video my friends anyways I hope you enjoyed part one of this video I'm going to drink some beer and show you some closeups of my horrible attempt at another sandwich and you can watch it with judgment or watch it with hunger in your eyes but you're still watching and I appreciate you watching trying to pick up this thing with one hand it's going to be a nightmare so M as well just leave it the way it is and upload this video to YouTube cuz I'm sure yall are hungry for another cobra video Cobra said he was going to do another Pudo food hack all the doubters and oppressors it's like Cobra did just that maybe it's not your cup of tea you want to call it it's too similar to the last one well that's your problem no one's forcing you to watch you're welcome to leave and not watch if you like it's YouTube we're all part of the same algorithm to an extent [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls this video is longer than my last food hack oh [ __ ] does this look like a sloppy delicious mess or what what are you thinking Cobra fam that's my newest sandwich if you'd eat it hit the like And subscribe for more