food hack

we're about to make a really really dank and weird sandwich there's are red now my YouTube trolls and fans alike all support me my fans sent me a toaster and when I sent that [ __ ] down to about two it lightly toast the bread so we're going to take this sweetheart bread for our Pudo sandwich until it up time is of the essence YouTube so we got some Deon uh red onions we got a combination of sauces and all kinds of craziness so before we open the pursuit we're going to grab ourselves a bottle of Mo moella and if this ain't enough cheese we got the cheese I got these herring fillets a lot of the ingredients were purchased either by me my family or my friends and fans so I wanted to make the wildest Pudo sandwich anyone's everever seen everyone's always going off about how spicy Italian blah blah blah and I'm like yeah so now this ball of mozzarella's Deon beautifully man we're going to chop it up into slices with a clean chopping device cuz that Bread's still going to be toasting so I might as well take care of a couple of other ingredients now I prefer mozzarella that you just slice from the ball it tastes fresher in my opinion so we got a couple of slices here on the still one because I'm theh Chef mhm now we got our fresh plate of sliced MZ got the processed squares too to be fair they were out of I know they got the store so I just got whatever I could get you know I'm taking what I do have and make it in the thing oh look at this bread the sweetheart bread is freshly toasted I put it on the TU on the toaster and snow we're done we're about to make a wild sandwich crack up one of beer what ingredients should we do first I'm going thinking we use the olive oil the olive oil infused mayonnaise this stuff is delicious it's a little cheat shortcut if you don't want to add olive oil and Mayo to the that's our base let's put the Mayo up we're going to do a sauce first because I don't want so just stick with us folks next we're going to add some Reese horse ranish sauce just a doll up like that to each half a bread that's good horse renish that's spicy as [ __ ] some Franks Red Hot Sauce buffalo wing sauce we want to add a CF to each slice that's going to give me a spicy Sun dick we can make it spicy here my demons and angels so far you're looking at this creation like godamn how could it be any worse going to take some bacon ranch from signature select although it's not Hidden Valley I digr they were out Hidden Valley bacon ranch is pretty [ __ ] delicious and I don't want to get too crazy with the ingredients because we got to make room for our last Two Saucy ingredients before we start adding condiments my favorite hot sauce es caresco with Medusa on the front woohoo that's me yeah this hot sauce is no joke this will knock your dick in the dirt this feature on hot ones I like the logo so I put a little splash of that on there for heat at this point you're like there's no [ __ ] way cobras look at that we got a little bit more to go folks stick around we're making a Pudo spicy Italian whatever you want to call it I call it a sandwich it's not making about culture so now we're going to add a a a splash of Jack Daniels honey barbecue sauce oh just opening the cap too that is I can smell it it's sticky and it's sweet pop the phone up there we go man we got a sandwich like this we're only going to add just a splash of everything cuz we don't want to go too crazy with the ingredients she sad cuz it's got a pile of 10 million things on to which YouTube you could add bacon to this if you wanted to but I don't feel like cooking any [ __ ] bacon so I'm going to [ __ ] add the magical mix seasonings some delicious black pepper from a cormic onto our chop bun now I'm going to smear the Buns together so they get a healthy amount of both onion powder garlic salt and of course our cilantro I put a little extra on there cuz I want to smear the seasoning together till we start piling on the sandwich and we're burning through ingredients like it's no one's business would this be considered excessive to most yes probably it gets a little messy on the side that's all good God damn this is excess and Cobra's got excess I'm going to try this sauce off my finger and see how it tastes oh yeah that sandwich got a little sauce Ki to it there's plenty of oh [ __ ] BR them out of sauce on that this sandwich is a spicy [ __ ] I got to blow my nose I lick the sauce off my fingers and I was like [ __ ] you for that is just the right amount of heat for your boy Cobra holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that is spicy so now we're going to add some cheese and other ingredients to it why I crack open a beer to settle this this the um spiciness of that woo nail it woo so we're going to add some things to it to try to dumb down the spices a bit add some Pudo from this company now when cooba makes a Pudo sandwich not trying to sound like cultural appropriation but not add the entire [ __ ] thing why waste a good pido that's what I'm saying got some good looking Pursuits before I add other ingredients I'm I thinking that's not enough meat I am going to add mozzarella onions and other ingredients maybe some fish but I want to add other ingredients we got some Columbus salami this is the Genoa flavor and then we got a triple pack right here of Italian dry salami pepper salami and calab B salami not sure how you pronounce that all I know is I'm making a sandwich cuz people are sitting there like I like it spicy and I'm like okay we're going to open up this ginoa first so I'm stacking like salami and some good Pursuit on top of that's a really Spicy sandwich to say the least so want to throw a couple slices of that on there five [Music] six there six pieces of that on there I have one for myself that's good that is good meat so maybe put like six others six slices of the other slices right here Columbus Italian dry peppered and c brai I got this salami packet for the holidays and my friend gave me the one for this one right here so I figured I getting all these sweet ingredients from the fans why not make the wildest spiciest sandwich one two three four five six now we're going to do six of the other flavors and we'll try each one individually before we Crown the sandwich there's [Music] two three 4 five 6 that's a lot of [ __ ] meat people enough heat to [ __ ] blunch your furnace so now I want to grab six of all three different flavors of salami three four five six this sandwich looks insane enough as it is let's try a little bit of each slice go by me I'm picking out on lunch me go away no guarantee I'm going to be able to finish this thing cuz like a lot all the stupid things that I do this thing looks massive we got to this point there's no stopping YouTube so on top of that we're going to add oh [ __ ] this is going to be a nice better eat some red onions cuz it's how thick and spicy it is this is why you like Cobra's videos right I want this to be prestigiously stacked I don't want to over stack it the main focus being the uh meat and the spice that is [ __ ] looking crispy dude look at all the meats and this seasoning that looks looks Wild oh that phone keep falling over it's what it is so now I got these sweet red onions in a jar this little thing right here so you got the tartness of the RW and the sweetness so two different oh [ __ ] off TR to put on like two different kinds of red [Music] onions SP your red onions top of that raw oh okay you know what I love onions and these sweet red onions in the jar these are good have a little bit like that cuz that [ __ ] sauce has a wicked kick to it and I still got to add three more thing three one two three four more things [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls this is a sandwich for 2025 I don't know [ __ ] Cobra Fam I'm drunk I hate sickos I love making wacky sandwiches for the internet cuz people love watching me do it they're like you [ __ ] guy oh [ __ ] so I want to add want to take some of our freshly cut uh mozzarella I want to take two Circles of that and place it on top like that and this freshly cut from the ball is the best in my opinion now Cobra fam I need to add at least three more ingredients to this Pudo meat sandwich is it going to be messy godamn right it's going to be messy but that sweetheart bread we're ready to go it's already toasted I like sweetheart bread cuz you got a love to cook and you put a little bit of love into what you're doing you know life turns out a little bit sweeter but that's just my opinion so to the top bun we're going to add a little bit of dill relish so got a lot of flavors going into this crazy concoction of meat hold up I want to check this up those looking little watery tubes grimy dude put a blast of that on there we got two more ingredients this sandwich is just about complete how Wild is that they're going to add maybe two slices of that slice Ms and some uh Sleeping with the fish's action you know cuz this this this will definitely kill your appetite not trying to be a racist or anything but look at that look at that I'm going to get some [ __ ] Chef's toothpicks i s push it down so that way it [ __ ] stays in place because when you see the [ __ ] crosssection of this huge humongous Scooby-Doo Shaggy sandwich it's a work of art dude I'm sorry YouTube but I take pride in my cooking videos and sometimes I don't always catch when like I got some [ __ ] going down you know what I'm saying [ __ ] it it is what it is people are like oh Cobra made a pido sandwich calls that a food hack and I'm like guarantee you it's better than the crap you're eating slice number one and slice number [ __ ] two there two slices of the thick [ __ ] two slices of the uh the other [ __ ] that's beautiful YouTube people are looking at this video like there's no [ __ ] way he's going to [ __ ] eat this sandwich there's no [ __ ] way he gets a bite out of it the sauce is spinning out the side let me grab a slick of that real quick cuz I put a lot of sauces into making this Pudo that's Italian like salami sandwich layer around the cheese a bit you know oh [ __ ] that's actually not how bad everything combined there's enough heat that still punches the back of your Thro woo that's a spicy [ __ ] but it's doable to a point it doesn't like [ __ ] knock me in the dirt you know and now we're going to add one more ingredient as if what the [ __ ] can make this sandwich more ridiculous I mean you see all the meat you see the cheese you see the sauces people are looking at this going this is disgusting this Cobra lost this [ __ ] Collective [ __ ] and I'm like no [ __ ] I'm entertaining you people this is the kind of crap you want to see you want to see Cobra make the most disgusting unhealthy [ __ ] so you can feel better about yourself but like you know what I it's either going to be a reaction of I'd eat it or versus that looks like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is wrong with Cobra nothing my YouTube fan sent me some herring fillets Kipper style snacks it's basically [ __ ] canned fish it's got fish oils and a good source of protein I [ __ ] with it because people are accustomed to watching me excuse me there definitely just the right amount of sauce on that sandwich too man that's got a nice kick to it it's not completely kicking my ass but it's enough to like reminds you of hey this is the sauce you chose to use let's get these uh kippers open oh that is sexy look at that fresh canned [Music] fish this is part one of the video man I may have to use chef toothpicks to hold this [ __ ] in place while it sandwiches into the place cuz the more ingredients you add to your sandwich the harder it is to stack but I want to put some of this uh Kipper action can fish on top on our TP bun just like oh man your [ __ ] sandwich doesn't have enough [ __ ] meat how is that possible and I'm like [ __ ] you asshoole I like fish and there's enough fish on there to make the sandwich that's beautiful I got a little bit of this Kipper action to try separately it's almost like a peanut sort of taste to it it's not how bad shoot that [ __ ] like a shot man that's good woo YouTube this is the crazy [ __ ] I come up with I want to give my fans content I know sometimes all my content's not outdoor content sometimes just me covering the same [Music] songs but this monstrosity this king of a sandwich heat flavor and explosions of creativity do I have any [ __ ] Chef's toothpicks to make this sandwich stay in bloody Place CU sometimes you YouTube when you make a crazy [ __ ] sandwich and you get to like sandwich it and squish everything down it don't want to stay in place I mean I'd like to think that this is probably the most original or most wildest sandwich any want SE in a hot minute and I tried the sauce right after I mixtured it and I think this is going to have a nice balance of wavers we're going to have like Savory and sweets I'm thinking this is going to be [ __ ] decadence dude like heart failure and a half I want to show it to you before I try to Crown it cuz this might be tricky it might try to F find us we're committing sandwich surgery here God damn it the craziest [ __ ] you see for YouTube okay we need a couple of Chef's toothpick stats I'm not [ __ ] around here man let's get four of these [ __ ] Winks unlock and then we got three on the side if it gets real nasty oh [ __ ] hell YouTube now the goal is to squish the fish and the mozzarella together with all everything you just put on here this is [ __ ] nuts this is the kind of crap people want to see man they're like you know what Coboy just put together an original sandwich you put together a spicy [ __ ] combo or SAU is that o okay hello that'll hit the back of your throat like damn son cob don't [ __ ] around son now this is going to feed your appetite but if you got a cold let's go oh [ __ ] hell this is wild I don't want any drama with anyone I [ __ ] hate sickos I just try to entertain people with my wacky Shenanigans and people often look at me like I'm too stupid to [ __ ] wipe my own ass sometimes it gets a bit depressing but it's like you know the most depressing is watching me trying to make this [ __ ] food hack the heat coming off of that with the spicy sauce combo it's a little fishy with the uh kippers but it's not overpowering it's got a sweetness to it it's staying together for the most part I might be a little Pratt to throw it in the microwave for like maybe 50 seconds this sandwich is [ __ ] huge it's not going to be a pain in the ass to eat but that's why [ __ ] YouTube loves me watching the [ __ ] trying to cook and add a bunch of toothpicks to it to hold it in place it's this big cube of spice and flavor going down going downtown man now we're going to take the [ __ ] toothpicks out the second it gets done doing its thing but I want to add one more to make it an even eight this sandwich is [ __ ] nuts this sauce it's creamy it's Savory it's sweet the ex caresco sauce my favorite hot sauce I had just to Rite them out for a little bit of kick it's not like absurd if you're used to heat like I am but for like a novice you probably burn the [ __ ] out of your mouth like oh it's just Cobra talking [ __ ] piss off you wank so I'm going to microwave this sandwich for a good I'd say 80 seconds or less to get that cheese nice and warm on top of all that meat this is the wildest sandwich of 2025 I could come up with my YouTube fans and my fans and my friends send me ingredients for food and I'm like I must food hackets so we're going to make some room here this sandwich is I mean it it's got the crazy enough factor to it would I actually eat this yeah I would spend the next couple of days eating this I don't care how spicy it is it's food I don't want it to go to waste and more over you think of all the labs people are going to have watch me make this [ __ ] all the [ __ ] copycat channels are to steal it and go Cobra makes a spicy Pudo sandwich can the trolls deal I think if it stays in place for the most part you know I don't overdo it on the microwaving we'll get a nice cheese melt this is my craziest and newest food hack it's like you just want it to go smooth and you want the fans he be like you know what either looks gross I wouldn't need it but you know what cobra's a bastard for you whatever [ __ ] it another escar Resco sauce is definitely hot enough boss I put enough on that sandwich I got a little kick to it man little so I want to make this let's just say 52 seconds you know when patronage to my golet king cobra 52 days we'll punch in 52 seconds and just let the sandwich do its thing but don't let this disgusting amount of cheese and sauce and meats slightly cook up and of course I am going to try a couple bites of it after I get it uploaded I hear it sizzling [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls we drunk cooking with Cobra is this excessive I mean a little bit yeah that's a lot of [ __ ] toppings this Frankenstein creation poor good mythical morning I thought they've eaten some weird [ __ ] so I want to let that cool off that is piping hot now before I go to Just pig out on this thing I will be taking the toothpicks out and I'll probably be a little bit more Tipsy because you know I was a little drunk when I started making this and I'm like I this thing's going to be a mess it's going to be spicy but how good is it going to be man all that cheese is this going to be the Dank Spicy pido sandwich the [ __ ] the trolls what you're all thinking all that mayo and grease and grits the sandwich is so goddamn unhealthy you don't even need bacon but bacon is optional I have some bacon in the fridge but like cooking two slices for it cuz you see how thick this is oh somebody stop me oh look at all that melted cheese and that meat and that grease and flavor and heats I don't I have to sit back for a second and admire this the smell coming off of it is definitely spicy but it's also it's got a mixture of flavors is like everything that I put into it that's what I like about cooking you know it's like art you can consume with your stomach and your eyes and uh one person may look at this and go oh my God this is like the most redneck thing I've ever seen Cobra do I'm like if I would have added fried spam to it okay that's too much stop long story short Cobra fam I wanted to make a wild ass sandwich for 2025 I'm dropping two new shirts on customized tomorrow hopefully we'll see if they get approved and I appreciate everyone hiring me for a cameo shop I made a [ __ ] like Stoner rfic sandwich if I tried to pile anything else on top of this [ __ ] sandwich it would just fall apart dear so it's got cheese it's got meat it's got everything in the wedding ring you like a little bit of spicy heat man let's see here I like I pulled a bunch of [ __ ] sauces out of my fridge and I had a botam Ms and some [ __ ] lunch meats and I'm like [ __ ] it let's just throw it together oh oh my God I'm sorry about the angle of this is just too [ __ ] sexy like I'm seeing all the angles on this thick ass [ __ ] sandwich Casey look at that you put a wild hot sauce on it stacked it with meat flavor just oh look at that [ __ ] think I wasn't going to show you the angles I don't want this getting too terribly cold but I want to at least upload the video of the recipe before I try it look at all that cheese and that meat oh that's sexy before I TG into it we're taking all seven toothpicks out and just eating it piece by piece if we have to but look at that YouTube that is my delicious new food hack of pure spicy sexy goodness now I want to reward myself with a swig of ice cold beer cuz that took a minute to make the original when I did a uh Pudo sandwich before it only took me like 7 minutes to make 2 minutes in that toaster the fancy appreciate you it'll get my bread perfectly toasted turn to the two it'll get perfectly toasted that saves me a step in my food hacks cuz usually I'll fry up the bread in like the cook cooking pan you know and the cooking pan got all the grease from like the burger and everything for extra flavor but sometimes that get tricky to make and also it's a bit unhealthy so well what can I say about this wild ass burger it's not a burger it's a Pudo lunch meat sandwich grilled cheese spicy extravagant uh this took me about goddamn damn near [ __ ] 45 minutes to make holy [ __ ] folks look how thick it is some things are just worth the wait YouTube look at that sexy lunch me action that glistening all that salami and that PUD on that mozzarella perfectly toasted bread I kept the toothpicks in there so when I nuked it it would stay in place now this is a burger i' call I'd be proud to serve it my bar I mean I like how spicy it is it'd be one of those things if you like spicy food that's rich in flavor you'd be adventurous enough to try I can already tell but I want to let this cool off while I get this recipe recie uploaded cuz YouTube I ain't going to stop making videos for as long as I can and uh you might not find my cooking very conventional or you might think Cobra's lost his goddamn [ __ ] mind I way you shape it I hope you're entertained and uh I'm going to have another sip of this good stuff right here I was even like I was so laser focused on making this food hack and I was like [ __ ] the beer for a second and some of the fish did spill out on the side but I digress I wanted it to all be like one giant meat sandwich and like stand together all nice and pretty it ain't nice and pretty it's a hot spicy mess but that's what makes my cooking humanizing I guess and I was going pretty experimental with this sandwich YouTube I trying to avoid the cussing too on this [ __ ] video so it can be more F oops family friendly but when it comes to it is man this [ __ ] sandwich going to have a little kick to it is it wild enough for YouTube well if you want more content like this sandwich video whether I try it or not which I'm going to try it I'm going to [ __ ] try it and these TOS can suck my [ __ ] butt crack I [ __ ] told these toolls to suck my butt crack we'll see if they can handle the heat better yet if I can handle the heat this is one giant massive sandwich of cheese fish and lunch meats and toast and Saucy goodness Lordy have mercy see I'm looking at it for my bachelor I'm hungry drunk and I want a [ __ ] thick sandwich perspective and I'm like I don't care if it's like Instagram perfect I want to enjoy the [ __ ] out of this sandwich it's got like a bunch of meat on it and cheese and you know [ __ ] a YouTube anyways if you like these crazy food hacks subscribe for more this is part one part two I'll be trying it after a bit but I want to make sure part one's uploaded so it's preserved to the internet look at the size of this sandwich look how look at all the ingredients you put on it what the [ __ ] well how do you like them apples I take a drink of my uh beer and it Foams up and it Foams over the top what you saw was like literally I set this down my beer foamed when I took a drink of it and I dripped all the foam on top of the sandwich I took a drink of this beer and it over carbonated and I'm like [ __ ] I don't want to get it all over my counter so I just threw it on top of the sandwich [ __ ] it sprinkle of the devil's juice love me some good alcohol so I don't know what else to do for this video except say thank you for watching I didn't mean to put beer on my sandwich I took a big old chug thinking the video is going to end at the Chug and then the beer foamed like a mad Hound I'm like [ __ ] try I keep the countertop clean please what can I do for this sandwich and know I [ __ ] it the sandwich already has so many [ __ ] ingredients on it what's a little bit of beer spilt on it that's how I [ __ ] see it at this point YouTube and the beer I use is Miller Genuine Draft it's what they gave me as a replacement when I ordered some beer but out the way you shape it I just [ __ ] made a pretty wild sandwich you saw the beer foam dripping on it I had the bottle like right above here and it was all foamy and I'm like no I don't want to make a mess I must complete the craziest dest spiciest sandwich on YouTube the only thing I need is bacon but I don't want to cook any bacon so like minimal cooking lots of calories minimal mess I'll drink it toight