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Su you crazy bastards king cobra JFS back at with another video so I still got one more day on my little YouTube ban before I can post videos again honestly [ __ ] my YouTube trolls Mass flagging my videos and abusing YouTube's algorithmic system knowing it's controlled by a computer and not buy now as a content creator on YouTube you can pay Mr Beast all this money to make his videos but you can't pay people a 9 to5 actual people to police YouTube and not being done by a computer and it's like it's whatever anyways I went to my PO box and we got a couple of uh packages here to unbox by the looks of it so let's just uh get to opening them try not to show any of the uh addresses here let's see what the fans sent me oh they sent me a cobra another Cobra came by the looks of it all right to the other one that I have one second okay it's got this thing on here I'm not sure what to how to get that off yeah I want to need a [ __ ] knife here hold on a second let's cut it away from my hand think smarter not harder folks that's the key isn't it God damn it look at the mess have to get a broom and sweep it up get any more pieces on the ground that piece does not want to come off there we go I got it off need KN have to open the box anyways boxes check this out I went to my PO Box looks like my fans sent me another Cobra cane is it a sword I wonder yeah they sent me a look at that a little sword cane okay that's just [ __ ] sick okay hold up they made a customade cobra cane for your boy check this out okay that is [ __ ] sick hold up on one side it says king cobra it's got a little cobra right there Aussie Osborne's logo and the cult symbol look at that and then on the other side it's got the cult symbol looks like Aussie's Awesome Face a pentagram it says hell Azie and legends never die dude check that out that is too [ __ ] cool man that is really thoughtful whoever sent this thank you yes I heard it rattling around I'm like yeah it's probably a sword cane thank you so much that is very [ __ ] cool this will be a nice addition to to my uh my can and staff collection for sure well cool now I have two Cobra kings that will go very nicely with one I with the other one that I have got another package here so thank you whoever sent that Cobra cane That's pretty sick all right try not to uh dox any ones that addesses here if I can help it says fragile Handle With Care caution please product is on handle [Applause] W see what else we got in our bag of goodies here box of goodies I going to do a lot of cleaning up after I get done unboxing everything all bubble wrap lots of bubble wrap I'll get it all picked up here after we get done unboxing everything let's see what we got here looks like we got a uh uh what do we got what do we got looks like it's a box full of full of goodies snacks awesome sauce jerky stickers nice fridge magnet all right yeah she's covered Harley Quinn nice I'm a fan of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy that's for sure awesome sauce okay what does it say here I like how the blade said [ __ ] sickos on on it too that was a nice touch says Dear goth king cobra AKA Joshy I'm a hot of age goth chick that's also biologically female and alive that's also your biggest fan hope you enjoy the little gifts I sent I drew this picture of you my king with one hand win wink make a food hack with all the goodies DM me on insta for for your number I love you a well thank you so much I'll be sure to do that very cool man okay what do we got here yeah looks like we got a box full of snacks and goodies I'm just going to leave it in the Box for now that way it's contained let's see let's take a look at this uh this picture I can get it open excuse me I farted that's a really good picture of me dude very cool awesome Fan Art thank you for that let to get a frame for it thank you for all the goodies I appreciate you but The Show Must Go On we got a lot of boxes to unbox here man being as it was Christmas a couple weeks ago I had to go to my PO Box you know how that goes okay so that's how it would go you know what I did witho that's the lyrics to Crazy Train and I did a remake of it and it sounds kickass I don't think I can feature the remake on my next album unless it was for free you know but anyways and then I did a custom opening for the song too all right I got a box from customized girl so that might be for my merch nice every time I try to order any of my merch from customizedgirl.com I'll have the money on my card and then and then it'll say insufficient funds so I don't know why it won't let me order my own merchandise and it sucks cuz I got a lot of awesome t-shirts I'd wear for sure [Laughter] H oh that is glorious yo check out the Hat sicko Hunter that's hilarious and they put Jessica Bo's [ __ ] face on the front of it that is that is too [ __ ] funny thank you that is hilarious [ __ ] I wish Jessica boy would just get the [ __ ] over me dude straight up it's annoying as [ __ ] to be honest with you and like back in the day in high school and [ __ ] I got accused of stalking women and crap which I would never do like what are you supposed to do when you're in a tiny ass school with that has a lot of the students you're going to run into each other but that's [ __ ] high school [ __ ] who cares a [ __ ] about that yeah [ __ ] sck 100 another sir what have you know I get bullied for hating sickos and I'm like who does that how [ __ ] miserable is that you know what I'm saying okay what do we get here what we get looks like it's all christmy [ __ ] A good old hats of some sort yeah these are definitely hats they're black black and green with little bells on them very nice thank you for that I'll hold on to these for next next Eastern season but yeah I want to say to my fans uh thank you for your support it means the world to me man I love my fans as much as I love my family and my friends and my Idols okay okay so not sure who this is from but it doesn't have an address on it so it just has my PL box on it so there is the pl box if you want to send me anything okay so let's open it up look at one more day and I'll be able to post videos on YouTube again oh [ __ ] off it doesn't want to come open that's why I have the knife right okay and the weather's been so [ __ ] cold lately that if I got to ride to the PO Box I'm not going unless I got a ride if it gets nasty outside so well luckily I had a ride cuz my dad took me to my uh counselor's appointments I am officially in therapy and uh I got no problems with with that I like my therapist he's a cool dude very easy to talk to and uh well in today's therapy session when I went to therapy I talked about you know my buddy Aaron killing himself and well I'll be the first to say it I don't deal with death very well but to be honest with you okay what do we got here card can I get this piece out without there you go doing styrofoam all over the [ __ ] place check out the new cup very cool I don't get to go to the PO Box very often although when the weather gets warmer I suspect I'll be going there more often yes is a sweet cup dude I'll have to hold on to this and rest of my life and next time I get some drink combo action going you know what I'm saying I did do a drink combo for Dr Martin Luther King Jr yesterday as yesterday as of recording this video was Martin Luther King Jr day and I will upload that drink combo that I made for him to my YouTube tomorrow or whenever I get YouTube back I found out that Martin Luther King Jr likes screw lik screwdrivers which are orange juice and vodka and I love me a good screwdriver so okay that's cute little snowman people are eating carrots oh my God they're eating noses what oh hello Dam Dam son check that out I got a $20 bill very nice and I got some foreign currency too check that out very cool I want to keep the foreign currency in my piggy bank smells like another Christmas Merry Christmas and best wishes for a Happy New Year from all your fans in the ham England oh thank you I appreciate it I want to hold on to this card awesome sauce very much appreciated one second put this card on my shelf Over Yonder now I keep all the stuff my fans send me if I can I'll find a spot for forward in my house like if you walk around my house you'll see a lot of a lot of the stuff I have on my shelf is from family and and fans so I really appreciate that most definitely what's up tubes okay let's make some room here for ah [Music] cigar what else we got oh the cigar [Music] broke bollocks it came with a notes and holy [ __ ] that's a lot of rum well then man that sucks the cigar broke but luckily one didn't break so there you go the Silver Lining as they say what am I going to do with this [ __ ] um I don't want to waste the tobacco so I will keep it because I don't want to waste the tobacco and I appreciate all the stuff my fans send me I'll just throw into my pipe tobacco stash there there we go let's see right here sup CS how you been has that [ __ ] Jessica left you the [ __ ] alone yet I've been a fan for a couple years and I really miss your drink stream s it was so much fun to drink with you while listening to your commentary in hopes that you will do another drinking stream soon I've sent you a weekend's supply of fine fine rum and I hope you get drunk as hell dude have fun in addition I've sent you two good cigars best a fan no she ain't GNA leave me the [ __ ] alone so he might as well just [ __ ] ignore her people are always going off like than for the cigars in the rum unfortunately one of the cigars broke in transit but I was able to save the other one at least the other one didn't break so excellent stick that in my in my tray over here for let do a review on that cigar sometime but yeah that's a lot of [ __ ] rum holy [ __ ] yeah I appreciate when the fans send me alcohol and stuff you know you don't got to send me alcohol but yeah I don't know about getting drunk but hold on with that note okay so before I open the uh rest of my packaging I think it's only fitting that we crack open this rum and give it uh give it a review when we're going to drink the the rum the fan sents out of the cup the fan sent let's let's give it a give it a spank that's how I know what's fresh and hasn't been [ __ ] with I heard it the seal break cool cuz I'm actually out of alcohol so this is very convenient let's break in the new cup with a splash of the rum it's colder than a it's colder than a [ __ ] Outside YouTube but I might I might fire up this cigar and give it a review what we what kind we got a Cuban rounds Taste Of Havana yeah look for that let's get where the cut let cut my cigar because this is a cigar you do have to cut so we're really GNA give it a little little trying to okay the Cut's not quite Center but that works that works out beautifully before we fire up the cigar though let's hold hold off on that for a second let's try some of this rum mhm y that'll burn that'll burn just nicely God damn son so we got three more boxes and couple of yellow Parcels or some sort now available the clinch New Deals every single day huh looks like someone sent me a knife two points in the empty box it wins with the packaging take a look at this let's take a look at the knife they sent me now that's a pretty pocket knife take a look at that simply gorgeous thank you I appreciate that most excellent accident Smithers fetch the hounds right away sir blessed Smithers who's that man over there that's Homer Simpson sir makes it in excellent what did they send me here now one of my YouTube fans was telling me they were going to send me a couple of knives or a knife so open it up yep that's another knife yeah man okay hold up check oh [ __ ] way dude look at that striking Cobra Speed assist open okay hold up I just found my everyday carry knife man [ __ ] hold up take a look at this let me take a look at this uh yeah that is [ __ ] sick look at that new oh look at that that is [ __ ] gorgeous skulls and cobras on the side right here look at that oh that is smooth look at that knife uh yeah dude that is a sick [ __ ] knife dude very cool yeah hold up hold up do it got a clip for for the pockets it does have a clip for the pocket good looking too cuz I couldn't find my other pocket knife I'll put that one in my pocket I'm not trying to be uh weird with it here but uh I'm undoing my belt so I can take the sheath off here because I was using this big old [ __ ] to yeah hold up oh that's a knife that is too [ __ ] cool dude rock on man thank you for the knives by the way very very thoughtful of you redo my belt here real quick let put my other two knives up real quick I'll be right back [Music] let so far I got to say it's a pretty sweet haul of awesome very wellth thought of uh fan packages man I really appreciate it we got three more left who the [ __ ] is this from it doesn't [ __ ] say oh wait never mind right here okay cool yeah seriously this is a really sick I like all the knives that I got but I especially like this one it's got the same design on the front as it does on the back but it's just done in all black basically this is a really cool [ __ ] knife yeah I like the quick draw this a that sincerely I want to say to my fans thank you for the sweet care packages you sent me you know I love my fans okay oh God damn son hold up hold the phone Sylvester Stallone this is a really [ __ ] cool knife dude what's in this package what do we got ho more alcohol yes dram buy the aisle of Sky lior some doono see what else we got here cigarettes got a pack of filterless Lucky Strikes yeah what else we got oh got some dun Hill cigarettes dun Hill makes amazing pipes there's a uh dun Hills made in England of course another bottle of [Music] doono else we got oh sweet more Dunhill cigarettes nice ni see there anything else in here nope I think that's it watch out okay so they also sent me some uh some snackage very nice how long was this video not too long and a four pack of Tios V appreciate you cool Cobra sending the stuff I'm G have to put these uh yeah I G have to put these alcohols up one second cool I got cigarettes and I [ __ ] need some cuz I was I was [ __ ] out for hold on I gotta pee on Jeffrey Epstein's grave I'll be right back I take a p hello I got two more boxes to unbox before I do that tubes should probably grab and put this one in the fridge too and on have me a cigarette close that for a second yeah man I got some uh Dunhill cigarettes it looks like and I've had Dunhill cigarettes before I don't remember what kind exactly but which one should I do the lucky strengths nah hold up let's save those I like the the fine cut design on the pack that's very smooth man let's try one of these Dunhill cigarettes that the fan sent in the black pack sincerely thank you for all the the care packages I really appreciate it it's like I must be doing something right man because people are look at that it's got one of those resalable one of those resalable type deals we go like that to seal it okay dun Hill cigarettes huh let's give them a go take a look at it nice looking filtered yeah that smells like a nice nice [ __ ] cigarette let's fire it up oh one second that is an amazing tasting cigarette I'm not just saying that because the fan sent it hold up it's not too terribly rough it definitely tastes like a nice luxurious cigarette and there's a hint of sweetness to it that I can't quite Place overall that's a good Lolly a LLY mate you want to hear the Remake I did of course you do you dirty butt [ __ ] son of [Music] a it took the Crazy Train remix off of the thing are you f oh my God I hate when it does this I got it saved in garage band so it doesn't [ __ ] matter but it's kind of beside the [Music] point [ __ ] sake Crazy Train remix it is what it is I'm not going to get mad at it I can always just put it back in my iTunes from garage band and this I probably wouldn't be able to sell on on an album so if I did put this on my next album it'd be free for use so I don't get sued by Aussie and Sharon that'd be a great way to mean Aussie wouldn't it yeah I hope Aussie likes his Bell and the Tactical sub yeah man I did too I sent Aussie Osborne and engrave Bell and I sent some tactical soaps too I did too I sent Aussie some tactical s but it's it's not going to hurt my feelings if they don't want to wear it you know but I figured Jack Osborne's always going off about bluechew and I'm like yeah but what about getting her in the mood you know also description box below coupon code king cobra start your knee off here smelling good with the ladies [Music] man I forgot coupon code king cobra doesn't work anymore because either my trolls were [ __ ] with Scott Carr or the [ __ ] people weren't using it but I'm still going to rock the soap regardless [Music] I love Bond number one it's all black it smells like leather and charcoal with a hint of sweetness it's just got a nice masculine sweet scent Lely ly [ __ ] rock and roll never die the opening to that was too [ __ ] perfect but you think you're going to hear the original in it bust into what the [ __ ] is this what I did was I took the lyrics to Crazy Train and I copied and pasted them into sunno and I had it make like symphonic metal black metal orchestrated kind of thing [Music] [Applause] [Music] the czy going [Music] open last boes I [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] and soon I couldn't like use the same chord progression that Randy rhods used while playing it mind you so they completely redid it [Music] [Music] and I gotta say suo did an amazing job they gave me two versions I picked the second version I think what was it and then I them extend the first and the second one I did and then I have them extend it any yeah I just I made it on witho I like using suo to make music it's a fun little website [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] C I was hoping my fans had sent me some alcohol because I could definitely use some man in dealing with one of my buddies is in the hospital at the moment and I'm worried about his health I'm not going to say who it is I don't need my friends getting harassed and my buddy Aaron killed himself a couple days ago a couple weeks ago and it's just you know if Aaron would have just reached out and said hey Josh what's up man having a shitty day we'll come over and have a drink and we'll talk about it and the reason why I forgave Aaron for the titty sucking incident is because you all know Jessica Bo is the [ __ ] [Music] worst I like how when oie Osborne's birthday last year [ __ ] Jessica had the [ __ ] boobs to sit there and be like Oh I'm a bigger fan of Aussie than Josh is after she trash talked to him when we broke up it's like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Jessica did you sent Aussie Osborne a gift did you order him anything for his birthday people are saying oh you're not a real fan cuz you didn't go live for his birthday it's like shut the [ __ ] up you know what I did on Aussie Osborne's birthday I got stoned off some good weed I drank a bunch of booze I ordered a fat burrito from ponchos and I took a break from social media and just focused on celebrating Aussie's birthday and listening to his music kind of thing [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] they didn't quite make it exactly like crazy train so they kind of switch the lyrics around a little bit to avoid legality I [Music] suppose that's it it's not too late how to get how [Music] to going the [Music] I listen to preachers I listen to fools I all the drop who make their own one condition to Ru and control and you still scaming driving me I'm going off I'm going off crazy I know that are going for me [Music] of a cold war that's what we become iner crazy I just [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] going yeah ohly [Music] [ __ ] what we become in TR I'm me I just [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] but that's how it [Music] [Applause] [Music] go going [Music] [Applause] [Music] PR I to I watch the [Music] to [Music] [Music] longy [ __ ] rock and roll Never Dies I love that remake too [Music] good so yeah I got uh the next box opened up here let's I have a gander a d Josh love your Channel I would recommend that you cook the dried anchovies before eating them dial it back on the drinking man that stuff is going to kill you from Ian AKA iPod Walkman and he gave me his number which I'm not going to show that on camera but thank you Ian let see what he send yeah I don't have to downlo it back on drinking if I don't want to honestly I don't care if it kills me we're all going to [ __ ] die eventually right got some bandanas what else we got some beef jerky dried anchovies for cooking for food hacks some uh else we got some uh coffee some uh canned fish and some iced tea Brew family sized awesome sauce thank you Ian appreciate you brother now I know a lot of people worry about me and it's like like I do appreciate the fact that people care about me but it's like there are worse things I could be doing to be honest with you so we got one more box to open of goodies and then we're going to wrap up the video no I don't got to dial back at my drinking and I just got to learn to not take out my problems on the world when I'm pissed off and I got a lot of people that care about me so it's like you know what I'm saying talk to someone if it gets real bad cobes good luck with your kitchen Adventures from uh this person right here sent me a bunch of kitchen towels very nice and looks like they sent me some stuff to food hack star kiss tuna Creations sweet and spicy two packets of that so yeah some sweet and spicy fish take all this out a bunch of star kiss and like canned fish and kitchen towels awesome sauce for got a bunch of letters here too dear king cobra JFS hope you enjoy my photos of New York City from last year you like to send me stuff here's my home address day and night sincerely yours thank you let's take a look at these amazing photos here oh yeah these are nice black and white very artsy thanks man I appreciate it in there a whole bunch of Bible something [ __ ] I don't need that crap that would be just like my YouTube trolls oh let's that bu of Bible [ __ ] to Josh's PO Box that'll show them like you took time out of your day man that's the best part about the whole thing YouTube is I do not go out of my way to troll my trolls or harass them I just do my thing not sure what any of that means but okay then and I got three of the same person send me this so it's probably say all the same thing who the [ __ ] is casha a Libertarian party no I'm good on that the libertarian party Liberals are the worst though there's a reason why they're called libtards just some random pamphlet picture telling me who to vote for in 2028 and it's like that's not for another four years and quite frankly I'll vote for whoever I want to vote for tell me to yeah don't tell me who to [ __ ] vote for like I'll vote for whoever I want to vote for oh this who the [ __ ] is democraps for Kesha okay that's all nonsense anyways YouTube I want to say thank you for watching the video I'll catch you later