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What up you crazy wankers? It's been a hot minute since I was able to go live on my King Cobra JFS channel. See, my trolls thought they had the victory when they got my channel taken down, but a bunch of my fans came together and basically emailed the [ __ ] out of YouTube and a YouTube moderator was like, "Coba didn't do anything wrong. All I did was stand up for himself." and they basically gave me back my YouTube channel and let me do ban evasion until I got pretty much all my strikes removed. I've got one strike left on my YouTube channel, which I did not deserve. All the strikes I got on my YouTube channel for standing up for myself, but I can't complain because they legitimately gave me back my YouTube channel. So, I didn't lose almost 200,000 subscribers for nothing. That's good. Also, you should check out my Josh Saunders channel. It's my backup channel. You see lots of drink combos and food hacks that I've done over the past couple of weeks. And one of my YouTube fans sent me a THCA Delta pen, whatever the, you know, legal herb pen basically. Oh, it's clawing. Hold up. Come on. Going need to make some more cameo shout outs, man, cuz my account's in the negative. [Music] Skip that lobster. What are you talking about? No idea where she's at. And quite frankly, I don't give a [ __ ] I can't stand Jessica Bole. She is the [ __ ] worst. She's a already a boxed wine in Catland. As Terrence Pop once famously said, she got too many cats that she she can't take care of. Her mom and dad do all of it. She got no job. You know what am I drinking today? Uh water at the moment. Got to make some coin for that kind of thing. You know, do I drink boxed wine if it tastes good enough? Oh, I don't beg for money. I don't. That's why I always say you can if you want to. You don't have to, but if you do, it's greatly appreciated. Versus these [ __ ] who just sit on their ass and demand money. It's like there's a big difference in how you present, you know, just chilling like a rockstar villain. I do have a wand I'm working on. Jessica sent back her wand and It was in pieces and missing the gemstone on the back. So, I was able to put it back together and replace the stone with a nice looking marble. And I might list it for sale on Etsy or we can auction it off, you know, on live. Long live. You said it. Take a fat rip for the O man. Uh, it wasn't the way it was broke cuz when I make the wands longer, you make like a little piece where you screw it into the handle. It was unscrewed from the handle. So, I assure you it wasn't broke like you think it was. I probably should have worded that better. My lathe is only capable of making wands. so long. But if I want to make them longer, I got to carve the pieces separately. And with that, there's a little piece you carve the wood a little bit smaller so that you can screw it into the hole on your handle and it makes the wand longer. And my ex's wand arrived unscrewed from the hole. So it was like, well, that's not too hard of of a fix, I think. Yeah, PO box. I'll plug that in chat real quick. You need to check the PO box. Well, to be fair, maybe the wand fell apart cuz I didn't glue it in properly enough. Who knows, but it shouldn't be an issue now. I fixed it. No, he did not. Shut up. You're going to talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne. You're going to get banned from my channel. Yeah, my ex is definitely a [ __ ] messed up one for real. Long live Aussie and leave him alone. Oh, here we [ __ ] go. 91 just going to delete it. Like, oh my god, you guys. What? Cobra's live be talking [ __ ] on Aussie. It's like [ __ ] off. I don't have any kids so I have to ban you. Any new tattoos? I've been thinking about getting them out, but I don't got the cash for that right now. Hell no. I'll never do a stream with her ever again. Jessica Bole is not going to get any closure over the [ __ ] breakup. And she needs to leave me the [ __ ] alone. Hell no. I don't. No, dude. That's gross. I [ __ ] can't stand her. Please never procreate. Don't tell me what the [ __ ] to do, [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] how long my dry spell is, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like it does not [ __ ] matter. You said it. [ __ ] Cyrax. I hate that piece of [ __ ] Oh, Cyrax likes the cow poop he's been getting since tampons, diapers, binkies, cow manure. You know, I like a lot of creative fields music to be honest. I do need to make some more mess. I haven't made a me in a hot minute. Sasha's back at work away from all the drama in town and the [ __ ] Not sure how much I weigh. Sasha's out of prison and she's back on the ranch working with her other half. So, and that's good for her. It'll keep her distracted from the drama and the [ __ ] that she's been going through. No, I did not use those. They're just naturally that big. Genetics, of course. No, no booze today. I didn't have any booze yesterday and that's just fine. A exumed favorite Aussie era Black Sabbath Aussie or Post Sabbath Aussie? Of course I like Sabbath with Aussie. Dio did contribute his own voice to I do [ __ ] with Dio but honestly he's my favorite That wasn't a detox stream. I don't have the shakes. I don't have any hangovers. It's not going to kill me to take a couple days off from drinking until I get my account out of the negative. Randy Rose or Zack W. I like them both. They're both awesome guitar players. But while I've been gone on YouTube of making a lot of sweet designs on Customiz, that's what's up, man. I was just talking about I wasn't this time. It's legal. All right, long hair. Let's do it. Say when. these [ __ ] who call themselves the Casper Cobra Stompers or Stompers or whatever they call themselves. There's two different versions of it. It's all just dumb [ __ ] And it's like what what exactly are you stomping on or stopping? Because if you don't like Cobra's videos, wouldn't it be easier not to watch? Just saying. That pushutto sandwich I made on my Josh Saunders channel was a banging cuz I I hate my YouTube trolls. Someone tells me, "Oh, Josh, one of your biggest trolls create a channel." I'm like, "And there's just more people talking about me." So, free exposure. And my trolls call me stupid. It's like, "Oh, I hate Cobra's videos." Oh, and you know when I got my King Cobra JFS channel back, my trolls were so [ __ ] mad. You know what they did? They saw I had a gold phony page set up for Walt's family. And had I gotten that $10,000, I would have given every cent of it to Angie. And that would have been the end of it. It's just about doing right by Walt, you know. And uh my YouTube trolls false flagged the Goofy page. got it taken down, got the money refunded. So, I created another one and that got taken down, too. Just it's the internet. They pulled the same [ __ ] that they did with my my YouTube channel. They false flagged it to get taken down so I couldn't give the money to Walt and Angie and all that. And then they proceed to create a bunch of fake funny pages to make fun of me and [ __ ] like you're the ones they're the ones stealing the money and they're the ones doing this crap trying to make me look bad. And I'm like, "Yeah, but when the truth comes out, it's going to make me look like the evilst pieces of [ __ ] You're going to screw over Walt's family and Walt because you're jealous that Cobra got his channel back." I said, "Are there any justice in the world? If there's any goddamn justice in the world, I'll get my King Cobra JFS channel back. I prayed to Satan on it and I got it back. So, there you go. And I was prepared to say [ __ ] it and just do videos on my my backup channel and YouTube had a heart only because it would make them look really bad if they didn't let me have my channel back. They take away my strikes. No. The strikes that I got from the same reasons? No, they met me halfway there. Halfway there. So, I'm like, "Okay, that's fine. Beggars can't be choosers, man. I'm just happy to have my channel back." I couldn't go live on my channel when I had two strikes. So, it was like, "Oh, I'm going to have to wait." No, I'm gonna have to wait. But check out the rocks glass. That thing is freaking sweet, dude. If I had the Cobra's Cantina, I' I'd order a bunch of those glasses, not sell them at the bar. That'd be sick, bro. Right now, I got some of this cherry pipe tobacco. Oh my. One of my fans sent me like two bags of Captain Black cherry, and is it's a good cherry pipe tobacco. It's got a nice nice smell. Oh, I would invite Dart Fenny over. He's a cool dude, but he's probably busy working at the moment. All I got to say is, and then as soon as I did set up that GoFundMy page, Walt's daughter got harassed about it and Angie told her that Josh would not screw us like that. Ignore his trolls. You know what I'm saying? Just ignore them. Okay. If I had two things to say to her, be sorry about your dad and sorry our friendship didn't work out. Oh yeah, and the third thing, ignore my trolls. You know, I can't remember the last time I've been over to hang out with Angie. To be honest, the only reason I don't go over there all the time is because of the situation. You know, you know who. you know, and I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable. I've been nothing but nice to that family and I've continued to back off, but I do check up on her every once in a while just to make sure she's good. You know, hey Josh, can you come over? I need company. And last time I did that, I don't understand what she said there. I came over with with Sasha and she had a living room full of people. So I'm like, "Yeah, you definitely need company." All right. I'm like, "It's all good, man. I don't mind hanging out with her on occasion, but freaking cuz what dying really sucks. The [ __ ] suicide, but it should have been me, you know. Just going to have to wait patiently like everyone [Music] else. No, [ __ ] suicide, man. I'm not giving my trolls a satisfaction or doing that to my idols or the people that care about me or my friends or my fans or my family. You know, it's just it's not fair to them. Unlike my YouTube trolls, I actually have people who give a [ __ ] about me in my life. That one stone, isn't it? got a tornado in your area. Well, stay safe. It don't take much of that THCA to get the job done, man. That's why if you do send me cannabis products in my PO box, they have to be like THCA, you know, like oh, like less than 3%, you know, less than 3% THC because that is what is legal in this town. I'm sorry, the word is hemp derived products. Well, Aussiey's doing good. moved back to England with Sharon and uh Sharon's been busting her butt getting all this stuff done for welders, making it look really nice, refurbishing it, restoring it, and making it easier for Aussie and his Parkinsons. Yes, long live Aussie as far as I know. I do wish her nothing but the best in safety. I would too. I would shoot my dick off in front of Aussie Osborne to protect his family. It's like, leave them the [ __ ] alone, you know? That's the thing of it, man. If you don't like Aussie Osborne or you don't like King Cobra, then like just ignore them. What do I think about Kelly Osborne? I think she's lovely and I wish her and her family nothing but the best. shot in the dark. I don't give a [ __ ] what Sharon and Kelly or Amy look like as far as their weight goes. That's just stupid. I don't give a damn what they look like. It's not about what they look like. It's about, you know, Aussie and [ __ ] My birthday wasn't until I uh wasn't was a couple months back. But thank you. Sharon's in her [ __ ] 70s. You don't give a [ __ ] what she looks like? Like, you're stupid, dude. Honestly, women are put under way too much pressure to look a certain way. It's It's sad. Uh, a cheap ball. I might be able to do something like that. like CH ball instructions. When you're starting off with your basic Tai Chi training, learn how to make chi balls and make them visible like you see in shows like Dragon Ball Z for instance. You need a sound to listen to to kind of quiet your mind. Let's see here. We have relaxing river sounds. Peaceful forest river. 3 hours long. Now, if you can close your eyes and picture your energy is like water. It's like electricity. It It flows through your body like a river trickling through a forest. And you can just take a deep breath and close your eyes. Focus on the sound. Focus on nothing but how relaxing the sound is. Let it take you to a calm and relaxing place. And then when you put your hands together, you want to like sit there and picture a ball of energy shooting from your hand like you're rolling a ball of clay in your hand. You know what I'm saying? and you get good enough at making chi balls, you'll be able to do do it without meditating first. But for those of you who are new to this kind of thing, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So, what we're going to do is I want to try to make a green one on camera for y'all because I haven't been live on my King Cobra channel in some time and I think a lot of people would be really happy to see that. I'll put the video in chat so you can watch along with me if you want and use whatever sounds you like to use that make it relaxing that calm you down the center your the center of your mind kind of thing. [Applause] So hopefully got some good cheap ball action on camera. I'm doing just fine. Thank you for asking. Glad you like it. Dead head 420. I'm doing pretty good. I can't complain. Dragon Cobra. Yeah, I need to go finish writing that. No, I don't plan on going on fish tank, but thank you for asking. Thanks for watching me go live. I appreciate it. It says, "Show your support for King Cobra. Super chat should be turned on." You're not going to donate super chats, but if you do, it's appreciated. You're going to talk [ __ ] on Cobra. You're just going to get hidden from my channel. I'm not even going to acknowledge your content or your comments. Lock, delete, ignore. No, I do not need a drink to loosen up, but I appreciate you uh caring. No one's forcing her to watch. I call [ __ ] because I see the super chat button right here on my stream. So, I have to ban you. That should be monetized. Although they might have taken monetization off because of the ban that happened recently. M. You said it. Kill face. I love that [Laughter] song. I let you super chat then I guess PayPal or Cash App if you want. Honestly, how much boil doing I don't care. I wish you would just leave me the [ __ ] alone. People quit talking about her. You know what I'm saying? Is it National Burger Day? Well, there you go. That sounds decent enough. Bacon, cheddar, jalapeno, jerky, pizza, cheeseburger. Yeah. The [ __ ] you been smoking? Speaking of smoking. Y I hate when this [ __ ] gets clogged. You vape, bro. I had to age restrict it for 21 and up. This is the uh vape pen that my fan sent me. It's a uh like I said, GHCA. There's the packaging it came in. My birthday was in March, but thank you. How is he still alive? I don't know, cuz I'm a freak of [ __ ] [Applause] nature. Thanks for watching. Wild West. Put on some tactical soap. Try a hands off approach and play it cool. And just be yourself and treat women with respect regardless if you get laid or not. The reason why I respect women's rights is because it's the right thing to do. And no one [ __ ] gives a [ __ ] about men's rights. Thank you. A Mr. Joe Biden TTV's member for eight months. Chill Cobra is set $100. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. And I hope Joe Biden beats his cancer because he's got a lot of people that care about him. Even if I'm not politically agreeing with him, you know, I still feel bad for him and his family. Oh my god, not every Trump supporters a [ __ ] [ __ ] Well, color me shocked. We're going to do tremendous things. It's going to be huge. Huger than Cobra's [ __ ] This I know. I want to send Trump some tactical soap. Yeah. Like Mr. President, this is the be sneeze man. And you know what makes me mad about politics is when Trump got a assassination attempt and someone shot him in the [ __ ] ear. All the Democrats were celebrating that he got hurt and then celebrating and then acting as disappointed because they didn't actually go through and do it and I say thank whatever you believe in because he's got grandkids that love him to death. So, but meanwhile Joe Biden gets uh prostate cancer and the same [ __ ] who celebrated Trump getting shot are like feel sorry for Joe Biden. It's like Cobra talking politics. I'm out. Yeah, good to see you. That's all I was going to [ __ ] say on on that issue. I did not get the chance to vote. The line was too long. It was cold as [ __ ] Yeah, I'm live with a THCA pen. Just chilling. I have an Apple computer. Thank you for asking. Oh man, happy birthday. I should have voted early. Yes. But it is what it is. And if Kla Harris had won, no man would be allowed to complain about it. You know what I'm saying? Without being called a sexist. If you were a white man, you complain about it. You'd also be a racist. Try saying that with Trump. While the only reason you don't like him is because you hate men and you're racist towards white people. You'd never hear the end of it. That's because Democrats know when they lose the argument, they got to call you names and try to make you have to be some kind of horrible person, you know, call you names, etc. It's just like it's like, okay, no one's going to take you seriously if you can't have a conversation with someone. You can't define what gender is, but you expect everyone to respect gender pronouns. And according to that side, it's all a social concept. So then that makes your pronouns a social concept, which means they don't exist. Just repeating talking points. I don't give a [ __ ] if you're a part of that community. You know, long as you're in a goddamn sicko, I don't give a [ __ ] If you want to send me a $100, that'd be greatly appreciated, but you don't have to. I have PayPal and cash app or you can become a member like it's when you look at Schroer it's feminism you're a victim when it's convenient and you're empowered when it's convenience and modern day feminism has taught women to hate each other hate men hate themselves elves blame men for everything while still expecting men to pay for everything. And the second we try to pay for everything, it's benign sexism cuz or some stupid [ __ ] like that and then no [ __ ] because she'll dead. So you either are sexist for trying to help her out or and be a gentleman and now you're a sexist for not doing anything. And it's it's frustrating, dude. A lot of dudes are swearing off dating because of how toxic it is. And it has nothing to do with women. It's just the way women are being taught, you know, like by [ __ ] older women who [ __ ] have had the worst luck with dating. So they spread their toxic advice to the next generations. They're sort of like the female Andrew Tates of the world, if you will. Only her name would be Andrea Taint. I [ __ ] hate Andrew Tate. He's a piece of [ __ ] If the accusations about him are 100% true, then [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. It's why prostitution needs to be legal for 21 and up and cut down on sex trafficking, rape, and leave it at that. This idea that we need to teach men not to rape. It's like, yeah, I agree, but we also need to teach women not to be [ __ ] little [ __ ] Stop making it about gender and just teach the young ones to be nice to each other regardless of gender or race. It's not that hard of a concept. Every time I see this crap on social media with these [ __ ] ass [ __ ] 304 slags going off like we need to teach boys not to rape. And it's like excuse me, boys are not taught to do that kind of thing. One would think. I'm just saying [ __ ] rape, you know? You put too much pressure on guys to get laid and too much pressure on women to give it out. I'm not saying it justifies anything, but what I am saying is that society conditions the monsters that ruin it for people to a degree. It's just how it is. Wild West. And if she does offer to pay, offer to pay for half because then if you do that, she can't call you a broke ass [ __ ] with small dick energy. You know how chicks be doing that [ __ ] And I'm just like, okay, so if you chastise her for being a [ __ ] and having small tits, oh, you'll never hear the end of it. You'll be like, oh, well, that is so sus and degrading of you. How dare you? And it's like you wanted gender equality. This is exactly how men are getting treated. And when you get treated just like men, just like what they've been saying, we want to be treated just like the boys. You give them what they want and they're still unhappy. It's like, well, stop making it about gender and that'll end sexism. Stop making it about race and that'll end racism. Huh. Strange concept there. It's all about power to the people and [ __ ] sickos. You feel me, YouTube? Uh, I did have a drink combo recently on my Josh Saunders channel where I mixed my favorite chocolate beer with a shot of 360 cherry vodka. And holy [ __ ] was it good. When you mix it just right, you know what I'm saying? Hey, it tastes like a chocolatecovered cherry. And I'm like, okay, Cobra's getting dangerous with his potion making skills. And the biggest thing that pisses me off about the gender rant thing and the dating scene is the hypocrisy coming from both women and men. People just treat treat each other like [ __ ] They do. People treat each other like [ __ ] and then [ __ ] from the other side does it. It's like, oh yeah, fem cells are the [ __ ] worst. They're like the female equivalent of the Elliot Rogers, basically. And it's like, [ __ ] incels for that matter. Yeah, it's only a body shing when it happens to chicks. And to be fair, women are overly sexualized in our society. And we're underneath way too much pressure to sleep around and give it out. As soon as they do give it out, they get called a [ __ ] If they don't give it out, they get called a cockis. kind of unfair for women, too, if you ask me. But men are put under way too much pressure to pay for the meal and get sex. And when they're not getting it, they get called a they get called gay. And they see I'm going to work on saying that word. But uh anyways, and they also get called a loser, an incel. As soon as they try to get laid, they get called a samp. And there's a big difference between trying to get laid and sacrificing your selfdignity for some good ass. Big difference. Not worth the sacrifice, fellas. Men are the prize. We're expected to provide. So therefore, man the [ __ ] up. Get some tactical soap. Have a handsoff approach and see what happens. Because most women are, unless they find you super attractive, are sick and tired of dudes trying to get down their pants. And when a dude's trying to get laid, it's so [ __ ] obvious. The look of desperation on his face like And like women expect that to a point because of how overly sexualized women are. And they'll complain when it's like that, but at the same time, they're not afraid to weaponize sex when it's convenient for them. So that's something to think about. And call it what it is, women are the more desired sex out of the two. It's just a fact. And uh yes, it's unfair that women are overly sexualized in our society, YouTube, but it's also incredibly unfair that women will weaponize it when it's convenient for them. It's kind of like, wait a minute. I think I can smell hypocrisy and it smells more ironic than my pipe tobacco. We're all hypocrites racing to our graves, my friend. I don't want to ban you from the channel. Men are can be men can be scumbags, too. You know, they can be. And men will weaponize what they have against women to get what they want. And it's disgusting. Which brings me to my next point. Speaking of the bad boy, he's not a bad boy. He treats you badly. There's a difference. The first words out of her mouth is, "I can change him." Yeah, [ __ ] right. You got to spend your 20s and 30s chasing after bad boys that treat you badly. That's why they're called that. They can you can change him. News flash, ladies. Nobody wants to date somebody that's trying to change them. Let me ask the ladies this. What if you found the guy of your dreams and he was everything you wanted, but he tried to change you because he wasn't happy. Maybe you were a little too chunky for his taste. Maybe your boobs weren't big enough. You'd lose your [ __ ] Food for thought. food for thoughts. You can't change him. And people like that are going to end up very bitter about dating and alone when they get older. So they might have they might have you know their normal younger years 20s 30s 40s but by the time they get to 45 50 and they've lived that life of believing all the incel female rhetoric that's being shoved down our throat because the older generation is alone and bitter and can't find anyone and they're jealous of the younger generation. So they brainwashed the younger generation into buying into their [ __ ] and the younger generation struggled with dating and now look what it's become. This toxic or like women and men are just so toxic towards each other. You know what women are women are being told you're not feminine enough and as soon as they try to be more feminine they're [ __ ] shame for it. Men are told you're not masculine or you know enough. As soon as they tried, it seems, well, you're toxic. And like, you could be a masculine man without being a complete douchebag to women. You know, that's all I'm [ __ ] saying. And it boils down to the golden rule, which is treat others the way you want to be treated, regardless of gender, sex, religion, or race. basic talking points on my last couple of rounds that I did on my backup channel. I can't expect women to care about men's rights if I don't care about her rights. And then that and then that that's just it. If as a dude you care about women's rights, you get told you're a s or a dumb male feminist or blah blah blah. You're just mad because women don't care about men's rights and they're not being forced to because no one gives a [ __ ] about men. Let's just be real. So you got to find that strength within yourself to be a good person and not let that [ __ ] get to you and just man the [ __ ] up. Be like, you know what? I got this. How long have we us men been doing this crap as a human species? We've survived this long, you know. I think it's cool co appreciate it. But thanks for watching. We go live. We'll catch you later.