My buddy does the Satans 6 spicy burger challange 2016-12-08

GothicKingCobra
2016-12-08
Advisors 6
Clint
Clint

Bud, I know you’re trying to have a good time with your buddies, but remember to take care of yourself. That fiery food’s gotta come with a price, you’re doing your best!

Education Advisor
Education Advisor

Your assumption that cramming a metric ton of hot sauce onto a burger for a challenge is a good idea showcases a profound misunderstanding of culinary enjoyment versus self-punishment.

Financial Advisor
Financial Advisor

Begging for subscriptions while engaging in reckless challenges is not a financially sound strategy, especially when you've already overspent on hot sauces and your upcoming job status appears tenuous at best.

Fire Marshall
Fire Marshall

Do remember, Cobra, that kitchen challenges involve considerable risk, especially with those dangerous hot sauces. Ensure proper ventilation, and consider keeping a fire extinguisher handy for any unexpected flare-ups.

Health Advisor
Health Advisor

Your risk of health issues increases with every spicy bite and cigarette afterward. It's critical to take a moment to evaluate the impact of such reckless habits on your wellbeing.

Transit Advisor
Transit Advisor

Seriously, Cobra, it’s astounding that you’re not using the bike more to offset those spicy eats—parking it once in a while could save you those inevitable post-challenge regrets and heartburn.

Transcript

What up YouTube it's my buddy Ross de Kame my buddy Jonathan and um my buddy here is gonna be attempting that burger challenge I did the only difference between this burger and the one I made is we don't have the cheese on here we don't have the Kourer's banquet beer cooked into the patties or the pepper jack hop and arrow jalapeno cheese but everything else about that burger is the exact same buddy Jeremy here's the one that got me the um hot sauce pack those on those five hot sauces there so I asked him for to at least attempt this challenge and he said he'd be down so well I just ate one but I didn't have the hot sauce on top of the bun I had it inside of on like mayonnaise spread on the bun but it wasn't mayonnaise it was the hot sauce right I think you can get what I'm saying yeah yeah let's give it a shot then huh yeah yeah yeah oh god that just smells dangerous clear you're sign of Thibbet right then all right here we go onward for glory for Valhalla yeah fucking love that show Vikings rock I just uh got the new season nice among the second disc oh yeah first bite and you're already fucking winding about it really I've eaten much much worse my friend I could say what yeah the cracker's me I just finished an apple pie yeah so it's probably that sweet to spicy is probably gonna be like it's gonna get you yeah it's me finishing sweet and then just throw tossing and spicy on top of that bloody hell agreed ah okay the sear has prophesized this moment ha ha completely oblivious it'd be much spicier with that cheese but I'm out of that cheese I'm out of that beer so I'd add to the burger but still pretty much the same thing mom got tired that's what she said no her legs got tired from being held behind her head that's what she said bum bum bum bum ah god now my eyes are watering can't do it can you ah can you dig it he's getting it down pretty good though your jaw sounds like it hurts it's actually hurting my jaw hmm hmm for the record I too have you two channel where's your youtube channel Jonathan Banks I've got two of them actually but one only has one video the other one oh god it hurts so good that's what I was saying when I ate it that's what she said when she ate it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh man you're saying as... What do you mean about it burning your lips? Yeah, especially if you chew on your lips like me that shit fucking hurt He's still going YouTube holy shit look at him go It's not working Got it. Oh my god. He's crying. Mm-hmm. He's crying. You're right mate. Are you sure? Me neither Oh man for the glory of Odin No idea what I'm doing this but why the hell not, you know, yeah, we hungry mate. Yeah Fair enough Hunger does a lot of strange things to a person As does just stupidity yeah The spicy as well affect your epilepsy will it Oh, I don't think so now if it does I'll hold you and crush your hair until you stop There there's something to look forward to so you don't have to see being scared by me Is you know that that's a that's a pretty gay thing to do but I do it if it's nappy out I'm kidding. No, I wouldn't do that. Oh The wife's calling I can't enter right now Jeremy cannot come to the phone right now We're sorry. You're called cannot be completed as dial please check your number and try again Siri What does the Roger tastes like? According to Wikipedia taste nine times That's it. I'm gone good finish it this is like to that's not your two bites. That's one bite one bite You know, you know what fuck you. Mm-hmm fuck you watch this. Yeah, see all that hot sauce watch this shit. Yeah That's so pretty good. I'm gonna damn hell yeah Well, he made it to the end of the fucking hell oh Oh I didn't put you know as much hot sauce on yours as I did his I do science is feel Jeremy I have sinuses And this is my YouTube channel Oh Jonathan Banks alright. Yeah I only have one video right now mainly because I'm waiting for some subscribers and fans to Make some comments on what kind of song because I'm a dancer and I'm I need people to pick the songs to dance to And I'll do it You basically just had a Satan six spicy burger. How do you feel? I can't feel my fucking pro In my Yugila the little ball sack that hangs in everybody's throat It's screaming at me And now it's just one little bite But I did put a lot of hot sauce on it. I scooped up all the You're right mate look at that he guzzled an entire gay to raid Bautil and I bet you it's still not helping And I had actually did Just my lips are still burning I agree Well my friend I think it's time for a cigarette would you like one? I want one though I get anyone It's right here There you go YouTube just out of sheer stupidity No apparent reason to tall For the fuck of it a sighting yeah For the Yes Well, Hannah sweet serenity Sweet chat my yeah, wait what's that right there? Can't eat that piece burger around a cigarette can you it's right there dude right there right here for you breaking shit cool Thank you, I can't feel my tone That's special Alright, please be sure to subscribe to my channel. I beg you subscribe to Jonathan Banks channel my buddy Jeremy over there I think you feel like you need to smoke some of the gun job Oh Well anyway YouTube this is King Cobwe Jeff S with in the video video Vid EO man, I think you need a libido video you need some brain Hey show me your devil horns oh Yeah, I got I got bored and I just had to shave devil horns into my hair my widow's peak is I got it Yeah, I shaved devil horns into my hair Why because I can Personally, I think it looks cool as shit, but also it kind of looks like old man Tuna Well the truth of it is two things first the devil horn thing second thing My widow's peak is growing back and it was growing back on evenly so I do trim it up So it go back more evenly. Yeah, you can't tell mine does that too and um actually what you could have done was You're sure in electric shaper Take the corner of the shaper to make the tips so it doesn't look so rounded Yeah, I messed up on it, but that just for future reference so you can do it next time and do it back. Yeah Now devil horns on that mustache ears would be pretty cool All you gotta do is grow it out and Curl it up like a French That Joke don't take it seriously I can't see you with the old twisted No, you might see me though because I can pull it off though because I got British in me I can pull it off I call bullshit I don't you want to know why is that I'm descended from the Queen of England Incessory dot com does not lie Just spent $90 on that shit you think I'm a you think I'm just let that shit slide by it now. I believe that with the full extent Bank on it Fuck you fuck you man No, you don't understand my last name is banks you fucking cock suckers Oh Crikey well, I'll be damned Okay, I'll feel better So I was a burger now, it's your service is a bad chance to catch up My son is just I ate a much much Still why I decided to do that But We're all crazy is fuck we're all crazy in a special way

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