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What's up you glorious bastards? So, we got a little bit of uh JD here. I do a little drink combo. We got an empty cup. Yeah, we'll throw a little bit of Jack Daniels in there. [Music] Empty into our cup. That's what's up. And uh we're going to hit that with some rest in peach liquid death. This is good liquid death. That's really good peach tea. I like that. It's like, yeah, I'm so goth. I drink liquid death or liquid death makes good beverages and it's good for the environment, you know. Anyways, so there's been a lot of political discussion regarding our President Trump. and Iran and Israel and like Trump doing the nuclear strikes kind of thing, you know. And I'm all I I'm 100% on Trump's side when it comes to this issue because the way I see it, nuclear warfare is for [ __ ] Like, nobody should have access to nuclear weapons, period. And the fact that Trump had to step in and go, "Hey, you know what, ass lick, we don't need World War III happening. Everybody just needs to calm the [ __ ] down. You know, smoke a doobie and like get your dick sucked, [ __ ] drink some alcohol, whatever, you know? Oh, Trump dropped the fbomb in an interview. Well, he's absolutely correct that they don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. It's like, you know, how would you [ __ ] feel care about your citizens? You two are [ __ ] sitting there [ __ ] and shooting off missiles at each other. And it's like you don't stop and think about how this impacts the rest of the world or how it impacts your own citizens. Like, you know, it's like Trump saying, "I want to put America first." You know, you got to put your citizens first beyond your petty squables. And I'm not trying to step on toes or talk politics here, but it's the truth, you know. [ __ ] One second. That's just a little bit of Jack. Just enough Jack Daniels to give it a bite. Hold up. Oh, is that a Cobra drink combo exclusive? I think that is liquid dead. Liquid death. Liquid death with their peach tea and a splash of Jack Daniels. That's not half bad tasting, folks. I have a couple flavors of liquid death that I've tried. I like their rest and peach peach tea. I like their mango massacre. I like their cherry, you know. Open short reef flavor. Uh, excuse me. It's better for your health. It's good to stay hydrated and they cut down on plastic. You know, Liquid Death's a cool company. I like their product, not a sponsor, but uh a lot of people are mad at Trump for doing the nuclear strikes and saying how it's unconstitutional, like, oh, he didn't get Congress's approval to do that strike. And I'm like, you act you act like this is the first time the government did something that's unconstitutional. Oh, I'm shocked. Like me personally, I don't got a problem with the United States government. I might speak out politically on certain issues, but outside of that, I'm like, as long as you put America first, I don't give a [ __ ] Like how like Joe Biden says he's tough on drugs, but like his son gets gets caught doing cocaine and he pardons him while sitting there saying, "Oh, if you have a quarterized coin of cocaine on hand, you know, [ __ ] you're going straight to jail." You know, I like how Joe Biden claims to be tough on drugs, but like his own goddamn son. Well, saying, "Oh, I would not abuse my pres presidential privileges to pardon my own son." And he does just what he says he's not going to do. And quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of all the corruption in our United States government. And like maybe Trump wouldn't have to do a [ __ ] military strike if y'all could just behave yourselves. It's pretty [ __ ] sad when we got to rely on Trump to be like, "Hey, you know what? We don't want World War III breaking out. Put your nuclear missiles away and knock it the [ __ ] off." You got to think about your own citizens. Like, do you think your citizens want want to be in the brink of a war with some other neighboring country? Like people like, "Oh, Cobra, what's your opinion on on Iran and the Talibans and everyone else in the Middle East fighting with each other?" And I'm like, "I got your opinion right [ __ ] here. I'm sick of it, dude. Quite frankly, there's no need for it. You ain't got nice nothing nice to say. You ain't got nothing nice to contribute to the world, then shut your [ __ ] mouth. Jack Daniels and Liquid Death with some of that PHG. That's easy sipping goodness right there. Just enough Jack Daniels in my cup. Her perk your liver up a bit. No, quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of like people fighting over stupid issues. It's like if you can't get along, then choose to coexist peacefully because I certainly do not want World War II to happen. Quite frankly, I hate the human race. I'm sick and tired of everyone's [ __ ] And yet somehow I still want world peace because I'm like, you know what, war is just not necessary. There's no need for fighting and there's way too much hatred in our society. And like quite frankly, people can't just coexist or get along or whatever. I'm like, not my faults. There's a reason why I preach power to the people because I'm all about world peace and gender and racial equality, etc. Like, as long as you're not a goddamn sicko outside of that, like, who gives a [ __ ] We should all have equality outside of that, you know? That's just the way I look at it. That's just the way I see it. And uh if you want to disagree with me, but I won't. Well, [ __ ] you, Cobra. Well, then that's that's your opinion and I respect it. Even if you don't respect my opinion, quite frankly, I could give a [ __ ] if people respect my opinions because you're just as opinionated as Cobra. [Music] Look Death is great for hydrating after a long night of drinking and you need to put something in your stomach other than alcohol. I'm going to sneeze. Oh, you going to sneeze like stuck in your system. You're like, I feel that sneeze coming and then it just Yeah. What up? There we go. We're golden. We're golden YouTube. My YouTube fans are texting me. They're just like, "Oh, did you hear about Iran and like this other Middle Eastern country fight with each other?" And I'm like, "Well, that's just sad. Y'all are from the same region of the planet. You feel this consistent need to fight with each other because of political differences. Disgusting is the word. Aussie Osborne is dreamer. Without each other's help, there ain't no hope for us. I don't want to listen to that song right now, but I don't want to get copyright on my YouTube. So, hold up. this wonderful thing called headphones. Now, apparently they're like I don't know these Middle Eastern country these Middle Eastern countries that are fighting with each other. And I think it's stupid because y'all are from the same region of the planet and y'all can't get along because of political differences. I'm like, well, if you can't get along, then learn to you can't if you can't get along with that person, then learn to peacefully coexist. That's what it should be about. [ __ ] over this [ __ ] Cobra discussing politics. I'm like, you know, Trump could cure HIV AIDS and people would still hate him. It's the truth. Quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of all the hatred that Trump gets because all it does is divide us as a nation. You know, well, like it or not, Trump's our president for the next four years. So, Mother Earth, hoping that mankind will stop abusing up some time. People are like, "Oh, Josh Aussy's Christian." I'm like, "Good for him. I don't give a [ __ ] You know that like Aussie Osborne could shave his [ __ ] head off and dye his hair hot pink for all I care. I still support him. Dream my life. watching the whole world like disagree with everyone else like, "Oh, just spill my drink all over my hand like that." It's all good. It's all good. Oh yeah. Like I was drinking Liquid Death before it became a sponsor of the Osborne's podcast. And I don't know what happened. Like I love tuning into that podcast. The Osborne's podcast. If you haven't seen their episodes, check it out. Great way to keep up with Kell and Sharon, you know, and see what Jack and everyone's up to, you know. You love Aussie and his family. It's a great It's a great podcast. [ __ ] if like liquid death ever got into like the hard selzer game like rest in peace or tasty But my YouTube fans are sitting there texting me like, "Oh, did you hear about such and such Middle Eastern countries fighting with each other?" Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, "No, I didn't hear about it. I'm so sick and tired of the news and the world's BS and people just fighting with each other. All the anger and hatred in our society and nobody can just get along and be like, "We're all trying to coexist on this planet. Might as well treat others the way we want to be treated. each other's living in a dream of fantasy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Headphones are a little bit louder, but can't be choosers. No, I absolutely agree with Trump. They don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing because the rest of the world, much like myself, is just sick and tired of everyone fighting about political differences. If you don't like the person, then just ignore them. Like, how hard is it to like coexist as a human race? I know a lot of people are like are not the biggest Trump supporters, but like who cares? Like you want to throw a fit because Trump's our president, but like the rest of the world can't get along or like look past their differences. They got to make it all about gender, race, religion, and like this and that when it should be about power and the people because [ __ ] Adolf Hitler. You know what I'm saying? The human race is superior to their race. My voice is not warmed up for this. Have you heard the good word of is the [ __ ] truth. Like without each other's help, there is no hope for us. Like if you want to listen to like Hale of the King by sevenfold. There's a taste of your time. [Music] I'm not trying to be a dick, you two. I just get sick and tired of all the negative [ __ ] in our society, you know, and people are constantly telling me to keep my head up and just keep a positive attitude. I'm like, really? When when the entire world is full of [ __ ] and so much hatred and nobody else wants to keep a positive attitude, but yeah, I'm being told I'm the one that has to keep it up, you know? It's like whatever, dude. I'm like, "Oh, Josh, keep your head up. You know, the world isn't so black and blue, blah, blah, blah." And I'm like, "Really? It seems pretty black and blue from the way I look at it." Like, going to worry about World War II breaking out because two Middle Eastern countries are fighting with each other. And like Trump steps in, it's like, "Nope, [ __ ] your nuclear warfare." You two can knock it off. Quit firing missiles at each other. Knock it off. You can't learn to coexist peacefully and then just ignore each other. Like Jesus Christ, it shouldn't be Trump's job to solve the world's diplomatic issues. I'm just saying like it should be a pretty much a common thing. Like this goes for the entire [ __ ] world for every [ __ ] hole existing on this miserable [ __ ] planet. Treat others the way you want to be treated. You don't like somebody in well tough [ __ ] learning to coexist peacefully because there is no need for war and nuclear warheads and people shooting missiles at each other. There just no need for it. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] Anything you can say or have to say can be solved diplomatically and simply by just having a conversation like mature adults. Oh, shocker. [ __ ] over this [ __ ] That's got a little kick to it. Yes, sir. Of course, anything you pour Jack into is going to have a kick to it. Yeah. Quite frankly, I'm just sick and tired of how [ __ ] miserable life is. And like a lot of people who go through it who don't deserve it. They're just trying their best. And I'm like, if you're not willing to help yourself, you know, you're not willing to help everybody else when they need it or ask for it, then don't complain about how shitty everything is. You know, that's what I'm saying. like, "Oh my god, Trump dropped the fbomb." I'm like, "Well, running a country is not exactly easy, dipshit." And uh the Trump strike got them to like ceasefire and like behave themselves like, "Okay, like two kids fighting over a toy." Like, well, you don't get to play with it. You don't get to play with it. No. [ __ ] both of you. You go in your corner. You go in your to You go in your corner. You're both in timeouts. I'm like, you know what? It's not Trump's job to baby the world because, oh, like Russians and Ukraines aren't getting along or like this part of the country and that part of the country aren't getting along. And like I don't want to get involved with anyone else's diplomatic affairs. Long as you ain't attacking our allies, I could give a [ __ ] You two countries want to have a little pissing contest and who's got a bigger dick. But I'm like, okay, have fun with it, but leave America out of it. You know, I'm sick and tired of all fighting with everyone, not only in my personal life, but just in general. Like where's the world peace? World peace, man. There's not enough love in our society. It's just even though I despise the human race, call me a massive hypocrite for saying it, but there's not enough love in our society. I'm just I don't know about you all. I don't know about y'all, but I'm tired of it. Like I'd rather resolve conflicts with our words and flock the nukes. Nuclear warfare is for [ __ ] Nuclear warfare is for cowards. I think nuclear war should be on the Geneva Convention for banned weapons. We're not allowed to have Star Wars lightsabers because apparently that's Geneva code banned. Why can't it be the same for nuclear warfare? I'm just saying. It's like, "Why are you in a pissed off mood? Are you on your period?" "Oh, [ __ ] you, Cobra. That's not funny." I'm like, "Well, I'm trying to be funny." Asking a genuine question because I know when women are on their period, they're in a [ __ ] mood. And I'm like, "So that's why I got to ask, is the rest of the world on their period?" Because they're all going to be in a [ __ ] mood because they don't agree with everyone else's policies. I'm like, "Cool. Well, if you don't agree with everyone else's policies, that's your choice. You can't live to like coexist. Be like, well, you know, I don't like the way you think. Well, yeah, I don't like the way you think. Well, am I going to go to war with you with it? No, I'm just going to be like, you know, I want to do my thing and learn to peacefully coexist. Oh my god. Being a decent human being. Oh my god. shocking concepts, you know, like I'm just saying like if someone came up to me and they're like, you know what, Cobra, I like what? I think McDonald's chicken nugget sucks. Wait, you don't like McDonald's chicken strips? Yeah, and I [ __ ] hate them and I hate you. Blah, blah, blah. And I'd be like, well, that's your opinion. You don't like McDonald's chicken strips? What's wrong with you? Not American. You know, if your personal opinion is like, you know what, I think there are better establishments that make a better chicken strip. I'd be like, well, that's your opinion. I'm certainly not going to go to war over someone because they don't like one of the same things I like, you know, because I feel like that's ridiculous. Like, oh, well, you don't like chicken strips? What's wrong with you? Chicken strips are delicious. And quite quite honestly, I'm just sick and tired of fighting with everybody, man. All I want is peace in my life. It doesn't matter what I do, I'm always going to face some sort of scrutiny or [ __ ] for my life. And it's like because the people who are giving me [ __ ] in my life are [ __ ] more miserable than I am. It is what it is. Otherwise, you wouldn't care. You think so highly of Cobra, but you got to watch every [ __ ] video I make and be so quick to critique and judge. And as a Satanist, I want to quote the Bible. It's like, judge not lest you be judged. Just saying do better as a society.