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What's up, YouTube? We just chilling like rocks, our villains. Hope you all having a fantastic weekend. It is the weekend. It is after 5:00. Don't have any booze at the bloody moment, but that's all right. Having a fantastic weekend. My [ __ ] cell phone's broken. I saw one of my personal snow like cool rockstar on a weekend. What was that? This thing's obnoxious. The pooter gang represent Oh [ __ ] it's obnoxious. I know it is. It's like, oh, what what was that? Sorry, I have asberers. [ __ ] I don't know how the [ __ ] I'm going to replace my phone. And I got some personal one out of my collection. my sh. Oh, [ __ ] off. See, that comment was so stupid. It's going to get you banned from the channel. Like, I hate 911. It's like, how can we make fun of Cobra for crying on 911? I know. accusing of doing it cuz my trolls are [ __ ] [ __ ] I am able to go live without the phone for the moment being. But it is what it is. Just chilling out drinking a liquid death. Peach tea. That's what's up. Hey, Zoomed. Yeah, it's pretty warm out today. Can't say I'm complaining. I'm hanging in there. I wouldn't say I'm the best, but I'm certainly not the worst. I'm going to start breaking my damn phones. It's [ __ ] cell phones, y'all are just the worst anyways. It's like anymore you need an app for everything. You know what I'm saying? YouTube like, "Oh, you want to scratch your butt and have a wank?" Well, you got to download the app first before it'll let you do anything. You know, that's how it is. Ridiculous. Oh yeah, Cobra's doing his observational humor. Oh, how droll. Like decorative towels. Who the [ __ ] are those for anyway? Gay couples and married men. And then I was taking a [ __ ] in a bathroom and thought to myself, "Yeah, you know, I could pee and poop in here with so much peace and tranquility. These decorative towels are just amazing. What's up? It's Friday. I'm not going to do my cameos until I get a new phone." And it is what it is. You just have to save up t-shirt money or list a wand for sale for like 200o maybe like $300 just cover shipping and you know all that and people pay top notch for an old school King Cobra one. Yeah, it's all good. It's the weekend, so I shall figure something out. Hope you're having a bloody fantastic Friday evening. Other than my phone being broke, can't sit and complain. The weather's nice. Just sitting here streaming. Yeah. This liquid depth is hydrating quite nicely. Not a sponsor. Been releasing new t-shirts on my customized shirt shop. So that's pretty sweet. I actually have a t-shirt with a bulldog smoking a goddamn cigar. It's cool as [ __ ] t-shirt, too. Mr. Bulldog smoking a cigar indeed. Long live Aussie. That's what's up. That is super nice weather lately. That's usually how it goes in the summertime. Yes. I'll see what you hang with you on camera for a bit. Appreciate y'all tuning in to watch Cobra go live. Just chilling. taking a break from drinking for the evening. I have been hitting it pretty hard the last couple of days and that's just fine. It's not going to kill Cobra to take a drink or I mean take a break when drinking cobra drinking. Well, then [ __ ] Richie R then. He made a disp about me. Duty exumed. Yeah, Richie Ral's always been kind of weird. Like the whole like chugging ranch in a shower thing. Like it's just I don't know, man. And then he got caught talking to to that lantern [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Like Richie got caught talking to a sicko and everyone told him, "Dude, kick him out of your Discord. He wouldn't listen." So like after all that whole [ __ ] [ __ ] went down, I was just like, "You know what? I'm going to dismiss myself from this Richie Rel because he seems kind of fuck." Yeah, for real. [ __ ] sick goes. Richie got Richie real got t got got caught talking to a pedal on Discord and [ __ ] and being his friend and [ __ ] I'm just like nope. As soon as I found out of that lantern [ __ ] I was like, "No, I'm out." Like, how was that a challenge? You're like drinking ranch out of a bottle in a shower. Oh, I don't know, man. Like, I'm like, I'm going to distance myself from that PR disaster. Thank you. I [ __ ] hate sickos. All right, bro. So now to answer your question exam, I did not know Richie Welt made a [ __ ] diss track about me. I could give a [ __ ] Yeah, it has exumed to answer your question. No, I I didn't know he [ __ ] did this track. Quite frankly, I don't give a [ __ ] Glad Richie chose his path. I chose mine. Thank you for the membership. All hell, King Cobra. That's most definitely what's up. Well, my phone was already broken to be honest from the front. Like I couldn't do cameos from like this side of the phone. So, I'd flip it around and like film it from this area. How [ __ ] usually usually breaks in my life. I lost my temper. No, I heard Richie can't shred for [ __ ] Yeah, no [ __ ] Chilling. I think I pass on Epstein's grave here in a second. drinking any whiskey co? Not tonight. No. Gonna have to save a couple bucks for a new phone because I'm not going to be able to do like cooking videos without it. Any vodka? Not at the moment, but thank you for asking. And I'm good on the alcohol. I did have a little bit to drink earlier, but it was like a little bit of whiskey with this liquid death peach tea, and it was pretty [ __ ] good. No, not smoking anything. Just got some cigar butt tobacco. That's about it. Honestly, I don't know why I smash my phone so much. I need to quit doing that because being on a phone sucks. The thing that sucks about like our society is how technology everything requires an app and you got to rely on your phone for a lot of [ __ ] and it's very inconvenience. You could pay $2,000 for a phone, but like they can't fix spell check and like text to speech. Text to speech is the [ __ ] bloody worst. You text your wife, hey, I'm going to McDonald's. You want anything? And it text back, hey, I'm going to the Dons. Can't get anything. And now your wife thinks you were in trouble with the mob and she's blowing up your phone and you're just like, oh my god. And good luck trying to text her from the Bass Pro Shop when you're getting hooks for your fishing trip. You're like, "Sorry, honey. Can't talk to him at the Bass Pro Shop." And now it text her back at the ass pro shop getting some hookers. And it's like goddamn text to speech and she blowing up. You're cheating, you piece of [ __ ] You cheating, son of a [ __ ] Back god. Like woman, I am at the Bass Pro Shop. [ __ ] [ __ ] text to speech. I'm reading hooks. I'm not getting hookers. [ __ ] goddamn text to speech. I swear to God. Oh, [ __ ] You're lying to me. I'm like, woman, I will FaceTime me right now. Click. Look. See that right there? There's a shelf with all the baits. Oh, you weren't lying to me. No, I wasn't. Godamn text to speech. I swear to God. So, go well. Before you have a wank and scratch your balls and scratch your ars, you're gonna have to download the app for that. I swear, dude. Cell phones are only good for a couple things. Watching lesbian porn, listening to Aussie Osborne, and like the occasional text or phone call outside of everything else. Complete bollocks, man. The worst. Virgin Mobile, can you feel me now? like, oh, like what's an incel's favorite, you know, cell phone carrier? I heard it was Virgin Mobile. Okay. You know, females are just a real treat, aren't they? Men hating women. Yeah. If you see one, I'm like protesting at a rally somewhere and I just drive by real slowly and go, "Ah, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich and then drive away as quickly as you can just to [ __ ] piss him off." Okay. No, I just That was mean. Like, you want your woman to make you a sandwich? What the [ __ ] are you going to do for her? You make her a cheesecake. Cuddle worth on the couch and watch Gilmore Girls. Oh, it's a box of wine. Got to pee on Epstein's grain. We'll be right back. Coach, I got to take a piss. You wank us. Well, then that's a high trait. [ __ ] told these godamn sick tired of their ass. I did. I told these goddamn trolls suck my [ __ ] [ __ ] sick tire. Oh, I am I am sick of a [ __ ] attitude. Yeah, I'm getting tire [ __ ] [ __ ] get sick and tired of their ass. I told these trolls their attitude and they'll learn real quickly. I [ __ ] told them my hands real quick. Oh, [ __ ] hell. How you doing, Sean? Lousy. You're doing lousy. Yeah. Why you lousy, Sean? Your hands up my ass. Oh, look. He drug this [ __ ] off the shelf. When they said they wanted top shelf, they weren't talking about alcohol. You drunken ass voice. What' you call me? A drunken ass face. You call me a drunken ass face. That's not very nice. That's the only [ __ ] I give. Oh my god. This is [ __ ] What is that? This is liquid death. Liquid death. Where do you work, Sean? I work at a funeral home. You work at a funeral. Yeah, I used to sing [ __ ] no lies. Tonight's no exception. [ __ ] off. That joke's old. So are you. I'm only 34 and a only state of mind. Oh, the state of your face. You look like Yoda. Would you? I didn't drag you off the shelf so you can insult me. Too late. Oh my god. What the hell is that? That alcohol? No, it's not alcohol. It's tea. Calm down. Oh, it's tea. That's not tea dagging along. Would you stop? Every [ __ ] time with this [ __ ] Like, look, he's alive playing with his dummy. A Josh, I like it when you stick your hand up my ass. Would you [ __ ] stop? Chug it. Chug it. Chug it. He can't [ __ ] chug it. You autistic [ __ ] Yeah. You're like a Jeff alcohol syndrome. Would you [ __ ] stop, Sean? God [ __ ] obnoxious. If Jeff has fetal alcohol syndrome, Down syndrome, and autism, which you [ __ ] stop, Sean [ __ ] mean, you can't. I fart on you. [ __ ] God, dude. Folks, I'm sorry. Sean's a [ __ ] handful. I'll show you a handful. Daddy, would you [ __ ] stop? Thanks for gifting the membership, Exumed. Thanks, Exun. That's so nice of him. Yeah, very nice of him. You behave yourself. Every time I fart, does your hand sound like [ __ ] Would you [ __ ] stop? Every time I fart, does your hand smell like [ __ ] He's got one of those things. Hey, look. He's making it talk on YouTube. Lolly, look at me. I'm on the dummy. How silly. Lolly, I farted. Most of your mouths comes balding. Would you stop? Is Sean balding too? No. No. No. No. No. Just like the old show. Oh, [ __ ] godamn it. Every [ __ ] time with that [ __ ] nautical. Give me some of that. What? This? Yes. Go figure. Sean's a fan liquid death. Another sponsor to fix it. The demonicle. Yes. Of course the [ __ ] nicle. What the [ __ ] Trying to sing Santana and the goddamn [ __ ] nautical thoughts out. Get sick and tired of this [ __ ] Hold still. Ow. I told you to hold still, [ __ ] I'll show you an [ __ ] when I fart. Okay. Would you [ __ ] stop? God, you kiss your mom with that [ __ ] potty mouth. No, man. Just yours. Oh my god. Oh, look a kitty cat. Meow. Oh yeah, see kitty cat outside. [ __ ] stop. Sean know that you do. I want to delete that comment. People are so lame. No, but it's clear you do and you're in the closet, bud. Delete comment block. Actually, Sean cranks it to your mom. Oh, yeah. That com is non right here. I'll show her some real ones. Thicker than your daddy's. Okay, stop. H. It's going. It's going. It's going [ __ ] lousy. I'm sorry you're feeling lousy, Sean. Well, your hands up my ass. My hand is not up your ass. Yes. Oh, god damn it. [ __ ] Monica. God damn it, Tud. Okay, hold still. God every [ __ ] time with this [ __ ] [ __ ] lolly [ __ ] D. Hey Sean, you know why they call it menopause? Why is that? Cuz men will put their [ __ ] on pause. Go honey, you coming out as transgender. You got a mustache thicker than Sam aliens. No, you [ __ ] I'm still going. No. Okay. No. No. Exactly. She'll be like, "No, I'm not. Go to menopause, you asshole." Well, I still think you're pretty. And she'd be like, "Fuck you." Why do they call it men straight? Oh, I tell you why they call it men straight. Cuz metal head straight for the liquor cabinet. Oh, she's in a mood. Well, no, we're not doing this. Sean, back on the show with you. A no, you're going to learn your [ __ ] lesson. Get sick and tired of you farting on my lap. No manners, this [ __ ] I'll tell you why they call it men's straight. Cuz men will head straight out for the garage to work on the car. Like, oh well, she's in a mood. I want to go work on something in the garage. Don't mind me. They call it a men straighting cuz metal head straight for the goddamn bar. Hey, Cletus. Yeah, Earl. My wife's on a period. You want to grab a beer? Yeah, sir. I'll tell you why they call it men straight because men because men rather would rather have themselves send be sent straight to hell. So let's see deal with the devil himself or [ __ ] deal with my woman or period send me straight to hell. That's why it's called men straight. Okay. You know why women don't fart? because it's not very ladylike. So, they hold it in and it comes out as drama. All right. That's why men don't have [ __ ] until they get married. You know what I'm saying? YouTube. That's why women don't fart. They don't experience [ __ ] till they get married to one. There you go. That's [ __ ] hilarious. I don't give a [ __ ] who you are. That's just good [ __ ] right there. I tell you what, you might be from Wyoming if you ever pissed on a rattlesnake while camping. That'll scare the piss out of you. Oh, don't bite my dick off. You might be from Wyoming if your pickup truck has more lift on it than a 80year-old woman with fake tits on her. You might be from Wyoming if you stepped in horseshit before and that's no [ __ ] You want to see [ __ ] go to a cow pasture. Yep. You might be from Wyoming if you attach a nitrous oxide tank to your RV camper and you jumps with it. Hey Cletus. Yeah, Earl. Hold my beer. You might be from Wyoming if your pronouns are trucks, guns, and beer. Yes, sir. Damn straight. If you got more X's and you have Wait, I messed that B up. If you have more dogs, trucks, and guns than you do have exes, you might be from Wyoming. Well, my birthday was in March, but thank you for wishing me a happy birthday. My birthday wasn't that bad. Cletus looked over and seen Earl looking at his dog's crotch. He saw his dog licking his crotch. He says, "I wish I could do that." Earl says, "I wouldn't try that dog will bite your goddamn face off." You ever know something to think about dogs? Dogs are the [ __ ] but like that's the only [ __ ] animal that can like sexually assault you and crap on your [ __ ] carpet and you'll still let them in at the end of the after a long ass day. It's like, "Oh, you keep the burglars away." Like, what? You're sitting there trying to shake the dog off your [ __ ] leg like, "I did not consent to this. Get off me, you bastard." And the dog thinks it's all right at the carnival and you're sitting there like, "Get off me. Don't get off all over my leg, you sick [ __ ] Help. I need one of them decorative towels. That goddamn decorative towels. Who the [ __ ] are those for? Gay couples and married couples. Like, every single man knows what I'm talking about. Yes, sir. It's like if you got decorative towels in your bathroom, you're either gay or you're married to a woman. They were having a sale at Walmart. Yeah, I bet they were. You know, I like about Walmart. Where else can you go to buy tampons, a gun, and ice cream, and a new pair of jeans? And you can always tell about the two kinds of men shopping for pads at Walmart. They're either a single dad or their girlfriend just don't feel like going out, you know? I feel fat and bled. It's like, yeah, well, as soon as I come home with what you need, I'm going to get yelled at for buying the wrong [ __ ] kind. And then we have to stand in line and go, "Sir, how can I welcome to Walmart? How can we help?" You're like, "Yes, I'd like to return these feminine products. Let me guess, you bought the wrong you bought the wrong kind." And right now it's going right up your ass. Pretty much. How' you know? Cuz I guarantee you if men had a period, their balls were hurt, they'd be horny to [ __ ] just about anything they could. And they'd be bleeding out their [ __ ] because, you know, men are [ __ ] They'd be sitting there scratching their nuts with a [ __ ] pad over their butthole watching Home Improvement going, "Oh my god, that's a sweet hot rod." They start to start crying like, "Why are you so emotional?" It's like, "What? That's a beautiful hot rod. Honey, can you grab me a beer? Get it yourself, you sexy pig. Oh, you don't care about my needs. You know why the church fell got cut off from sex? His girlfriend said, "You better put a ring on it, mister, otherwise she ain't touching no dingling." You hear about the horse who became a uh key maker? Well, he called his business horse locks and keys. What kind of bread likes to have sex? Pumper nickel. Pumper full of come and give her a nickel. Just watch out for the goddamn yeast infection. And why are the British people call it spotted dick? Have you heard about this pudding? It's ridiculous. That sounds like some nasty STI type [ __ ] Like, yeah, you care about me, mate. What happened? He got spotted dick. He got spotted dick. Yeah, he got spotted dick from this m down the street. What was her name? Eene Peggy. Eene Peggy. Yeah, she's a bloody pirate hooker. You haven't heard of Eene Peggy the pirate hooker? She got a talking parrot. a peg for a leg and an eye patch. She got any fetishes? Yeah, she's in the pegging mate. And you'll know when she's ready because she'll strap on her wooden dildo to her foot. She got a name for it. Yeah, it's called limp dick. She'll be timber. She'll make you walk the plank. She got a talking parrot. It says not in the ass. Put a condom on a charge extra for the eye socket. It's like, yeah, she work on the weekends. Yeah, she works at IHOP. Eene Peggy. Yeah, she's in the pegging. Ridiculous. And she's got General Make my dick. That's bloody horrible that is. What's wrong with you, you sick bastard? This Eene Peggy sounds like a real catch. It's like, yeah, catch the catch the case of the crabs. That's why she's a pirate hooker, you know, cuz she sailed them high seas. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is to One sec. I'm just saying Eene Peggy, she's quite quite the lady for what I've heard. She's a pirate hooker. She got an eye patch. She talk a parrot in a peg leg and she's into pegging and she puts on her wooden dick dick leg. She calls it limp dick. They'll make you walk the plank. I Peggy, she'll give you a sport dick. She will bloody ridiculous. Yeah, Eileen Peggy is something else. A pirate hooker if you can believe it. She has a talking parrot. Here it goes. Not in the ass. Put a condom on. Charge extra for the socket. Polly want a cracker. This goddamn Eileen Peggy. You want to watch out for her? She'll give you spotted dick. She's definitely sailed the high seas if you know what I mean. It smells like salmon. Keep on slamming. It smells like trout. Get the [ __ ] out. Ridiculous. YouTube. Can I smell? Yes, I'm capable of smelling. Are you capable of going one day without harassing Cobra. See, I don't have to drink to have a good time. I can just hang, you know, chill and vibe. It's the weekend. Yeah. And for now, it appears as though I can go live on my channel without my phone. I'm just trying to tell a really shitty joke. Oh, believe me, Cobra's got shitty jokes for days. Cletus gets his dick tattooed like an ear corn. Earl says, "Why'd you do that?" He says, "Just wait." He chugs a monster and pops for Viagra. And he waits out in farmer Jenkins cornfield and his country bunking Daisy Duke wear a daughter comes out 21 and up dumb dumb as a box of godamn rocks starts [ __ ] that corn real good. But nine months later her daddy's fixing to have a shotgun waiting cuz she got pregnant. He's like who got you pregnant? And she said, "The corn dig, daddy, cuz country girls make do." They thought that joke was corny. Oh, I got a lot more where that came from. Yeah, you might be from Wyoming if you've ever taken a piss on a rattlesnake while camping. I'll scare the piss out of you. Well, what the [ __ ] is that? Don't bite my dick off. You might be from Wyoming if you met your future exwife at the rodeo. Yes, sir. I don't care who you are. That's funny. You're in [ __ ] what Jessica a fish fry that no Jessica boils an insufferable human being but she didn't smell bad down in that area if that's what you're driving at just what was she just ain't worth the squeeze Man, I can find a chick way harder and way less problematic. Just give her time and chill. This is how women control men. This is how society controls us and make you feel like a loser because you ain't got a girlfriend or because you ain't got, you know, that's dumb, dude. You got to be smarter than that. YouTube. Me losing my cell phone ain't nothing but a trip because I think my trolls need the break from texting me more than I do to be honest. No, I didn't smell like that exumed. You're silly. Here we go. Here we go. Nothing. I'm not gonna like give Jessica boy any attention. I've ignored her on social media. She gets no closure over the breakup, but she needs to get the [ __ ] over me. I don't know who's more who could suck my [ __ ] harder, Jessica Bole or my trolls. Straight up, dude. What it is? What the [ __ ] it is? Oh, you'll find someone say just keep your head up. [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] incels and [ __ ] fem cells while we're on it. Misanderie is basically the female equivalent of misogyny only it's called misandery. When women are sexist to men that's called misandery but men have misogyny kind of thing. And it's like either one is just toxic. You cannot buy into the [ __ ] that modern day women and men are being preached. You got to think for yourself and treat others the way you want to be treated. And fem cells are the worst, you know. They're basically the female equivalent of an incel, you know, and it's no different. They just want to make it all about gender and race and religion and sexuality. And it's [ __ ] stupid. Like, it shouldn't matter what your sexuality is, what your gender is, you know, what religion you come from. long as you're a good person who gives a [ __ ] That's how they segregate us people. They want you to focus on like the political differences. That's how they keep you distracted. Learn to think for yourself and stop giving a [ __ ] what other people think about you. And it's it's a it's a wonderful enlightening feeling. It really is. I know it's hard, but you can't let people get to you because it's just not worth it, you know? Get off live now. Hey, guess what? But no one's forcing you to watch, so bite me. Oh, congratulations. You had the honor of getting banned by Cobra on a live stream. Do you feel so good about yourself? That little bit of attention you got from Cobra would make your day that much better, you poor sad excuse of a human being. Pathetic pathetic little wimpy ass [ __ ] ass keyboard troll coward hiding behind a keyboard. Did it make you feel good about yourself? I bet it did. Widow TW. A Are you hungry for some more num noms for your tum tums? A. Do you want some more attention from Cobra? Some num noms for your tum tums, you little [ __ ] It's like, oh, dude, Cobra is no longer flying. He doesn't want to lose not lose his shirt on camera. just laughs at her dumb asses. Whatever will I do with my life? Oh, YouTube, I am terribly sorry. What do I get off besides my troll faces? Whatever will I do with my life? How dare I sit here and just drink peach tea and shoot the [ __ ] with my fans? Oh my god, I'm such an [ __ ] It's like, "Yeah, I caught my wife cheating on me with a Model T in the garage." Wait, what? Yeah, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with a Model T in the garage. Need needless to say, she's a cranky [ __ ] Now you're winding me up. You wanted to meet me up, Josh. You silly to wank up. Look, you know what kills me about cell phones? Like I said, you got to have an app to do everything anymore. And you know, it's so annoying, too, because it's like what? You want to pick your nose, scratch your butt, and give your box a good itch? Well, there's you got to download the app first. [ __ ] Do appreciate y'all tuning in to watch Cobra go live for at least an hour or so. Just kind of hang out, shoot the [ __ ] Hope y'all having a kickass Friday weekend night. I might have to sell one of my personal ones for cell phone money. I might have to charge double the price so I can cover shipping and the new phone, which the phones I normally get don't cost me more than 200. So, it's all good. I'll figure it out. And to be fair, I haven't broken my phones in a hot minute. I I honestly cannot remember the last time I lost my temper, especially on my cell phone. Like, it happens to the best of us is with me. It's habit at some point. Just got to keep working on that anger and not like cuz then you got to wait for it to shift and then cell phones are such a pain in the ass to set up. It's all good though. Just keep working on my cher and doing my thing. You know, it all works out eventually. Just I'm not going to overthink what I'm doing, but I do need to work on my drinking and my temper. And my temper's gotten a lot better, you know? Just anymore. All I want is peace in my life. You know, just go on camera, shoot the [ __ ] hang out with my fans. I'm doing good. the weekend. You're having pretty sweet. Yes, Cobra's live. I won't be able to film I won't be able to film any like up close and personal cooking videos like I normally do if I don't get the cell phone situation took care of. So, all my personal uh customers who hire me on Cameo for these next couple of days, I'm not going to be able to get to that until I get a new cell phone. It just is what it is. And I may end up giving a lot of my customers free cameos for their patience and having to wait for me to replace my phone. It is what it is. Just my way of saying thank you for being loyal to me on YouTube and supporting you, boy, you know. Cobra rules my sad pathetic life. Hey, admitting is the first step to recovery. And like, I'm not even going to block you for saying that because you admitted it. My trolls are more obsessed with me than Jessica Bole is. It's not healthy. Wow. I went on the Discord, checked the Frosties Discord, see I was doing and they got a page called Nasty and Naked and Laughing's Bail Money and I started laughing my goddamn ass off. I'm like, they created a page for Nasty and Loose. That's just sad, bro. You know, Jessica boil is just like my YouTube trolls. Annoying and insufferable. And you ignore them to throw it back in their face and laugh. Eventually they will go away. Eventually. Oh, excuse me. achieve ball perhaps. Yes. And when you're meditating, you want to use like anything that relaxes you to the point where you can just feel your chakras open up. I've given a couple of instructional tutorials on how to make Tai Chi balls on camera, etc. Oh, I saw that purple burst of energy from between my hands like Whoops. I'm just saying like Yeah, that's what's up. I'm working on a new album as we speak. I need to get more guitar strings so I can finish my [ __ ] next album. Replace my phone. Yay. I want to do vocal covers, but I don't want to get copyright on my YouTube. I'm so grateful that YouTube gave me back my main channel. A lot of my YouTube fans were 100% by behind my ass, too. They were like straight up emailing YouTube. And even a content creator moderator who watched us the start was like, "Josh didn't do anything wrong. All he did was stick up for himself." And his trolls are the biggest jerks on the planet. And there's no damn thing you can do about it. But at the end of the day, I don't go out of my way to give my trolls any attention. That's what it is. I don't go out of my way to give my trolls any attention because they're not worth my time. My trolls are not worth my time. They could told Cobra he could go live. I didn't give Cobra permission to go live. Boy, I shut the Frank up. Shut the Frank Sinatra up. You know, we're not going to lie, boy. Like, oh, Cobra's live. What are you going to do about it? Hope you're all having a bitching Friday. You can't say I'm complaining. Got a mason massive gas bubble building up right here in my tummy. It might be a poop. I'm about to reach the camera. Step off camera for a second. Is your drink open? Well, no. Duh. Yes, of course it's open. I wasn't wait this. Yes, I like ribs. Ribs are delicious. You have problems. Five Mile get hidden from my channel. [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] you. Seriously, sitting there bullying an autistic dude for hating sickos. How does it feel to know that my trolls are the biggest losers on the planet? That must feel pretty [ __ ] fantastic. Like you're so desperate to get blood banned by Cobra you'll say anything that's just it's pathetic, dude. Grow up. Grow up. Oh, you're sick of it. How do you think I [ __ ] feel? Been bullied my entire [ __ ] life, man. It doesn't go away. So, you just learn how to deal with it and get over it. I'm not a part of certain groups that are overly protected. So, I can't cancel anyone for being a jerk to me because it just what it is. What it is. Not going to name names. You know who you are. I don't got any problems with with that group. It's just how it is. My god forbid I mispronounce your pronouns and not like there's eight billion people on this [ __ ] planet. You think I'm going to sit there and take time to memorize the pronouns of 8,000 million million plus people to be in their words more inclusive? But if they're going to include me, can I bish and say it's not inclusive enough? No, I can't. But I'm not going to get into it. Yeah, both genders are guilty. Wer 100%. I don't give a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you having sex with. As long as you ain't a goddamn sicko, I can give a [ __ ] I'm pretty progressive guy. You know, everyone's so quick to judge me like, "Oh, Cobra is such a piece of [ __ ] I can't stand him. Oh my god, is that piece of [ __ ] really live right now?" Oh my god, you guys. Who's forcing you to watch? Nobody. Nobody's forcing me to watch my videos. Nobody. Nobody. I don't know when I'm going to get my phone replaced, but it's the weekend. I'll figure it out. I would not say I wasn't I wouldn't say I'm a me. I just like making it. It's a fun little hobby to make. And the meat is looking pretty good. I might add a little bit more sugar to it next month on the 18th. Hope you all have a fantastic weekend. Can't say I'm complaining. Goddamn right Aussie rules. See how is that? See that right there? It takes no effort just to say, "You know what? I don't like Cobra's videos, so I'm not going to watch." Or, "You know what? I'm gonna leave nasty comments in Cobra's channel just to be a dick to make myself feel better about myself." It's what it is. Thanks, Frank, for your chill cobras. I saw that. That's what's up. No, I refuse to let the trolls get me down. You want my honest opinion? There's not enough love in our society. There's way too much hatred. And like you know people who want to bring you down like my trolls try to bring me down are just there's something in their life that makes them so sad that the only joy they get out of life is tormenting cobra. That's what it is. That's what's uh Thanks, Ryan. Probably sure did. Yes. Can get slayed. That's what the [ __ ] is up.