salad review

about to witness things that have never been thought of before. We got I guess not going to [ __ ] with the fruit punch flavor. I was hoping they give me the cherry one, but it is what it is. Never in the history have anyone seen Cobra eat a salad. Now, I picked up a uh Cobb salad from the Great Harvest Bread Company. Is a 32 salad and I had them remove the blue cheese and keep everything else. You get your choice of dressing. I chose ranch. It also comes with cheese, avocado, and I had them add bacon, cheese, roast beef, turkey, and ham. It is a small Cobb salad with ranch, remove blue cheese, add the regular cheese, roast beef, avocado, turkey, bacon, and ham. You like the shredded kind of cheese you get like you put on your tacos kind of thing. Yeah. So, we're doing a review of what looks to be a very delicious, healthy salad, a Cobb salad from the uh Great Harvest Bread Company. And uh we got the goods. I almost got a large, but I'm glad I didn't because that's a lot of salad. That's a Howard looking salad, folks. What? What is this nonsense? King Cobra eating a salad. Now I've seen everything. Little bit of a avocado stuck to the lid. I did have them add extra avocado. M cuz like every other basic white person, I love avoc I love avocado. Jokes aside, though. Let's give you a closeup of the goods. It's got hardboiled eggs in there. I don't know. Don't ask me why, but the other day I was just craving a Cobb salad. Here's our ranch. Let's try the ranch separately first. That's some pretty tasty tasty ranch. I don't want none of that ranch going to waste. One second. I was checking out their menu and uh the Bread Harvest Bread Company looked like they had some pretty tasty sandwiches on there. Just your straightforward basic Cobb salad with cherry tomatoes and such. I didn't add a lot of meat to it just to piss off the vegan teacher cuz the vegan teacher is the worst. So, we got what do we got here? All this beef, all this turkey, these hard-boiled eggs. Try egg. Oh, no [ __ ] way. Cobra eating a salad. What is this? And to beat my trolls to the insults I I receive on this video. Did your daddy make you eat a salad otherwise you be grounded for going live? Cobra, [ __ ] off. Speaking of salads, my YouTube trolls love to toss the salad, if you know what I mean. M I was just craving a uh salad that turkey. Not the biggest fan of blue cheese. The texture like it's a taste thing for me personally. But if I don't finish this sound, then I'm going to stick it in the fridge. Grab some of that beef. I don't want to get ranch in my beard. Bacon. I saved it. I almost dropped the fork. I almost did, too. And I saved it from hitting the floor. Now, hold up. That bacon in there is fire, dude. I don't know. I was just craving a Cobb salad and I don't normally crave salads, but every once in a while, you know, compared to on how how unhealthy I normally eat YouTube, me eating a salad is not going to kill me by any stretch of the imagination. One second. Don't know what I'm doing for the 4th of July. I appreciate the fan who ordered that wand. I'll get in the mail as soon as I can. But with it being the Fourth of July weekend, we'll see. Now, the turkey in this salad is pretty good. One second. Basically the same stuff you put on like on like a sub sandwich. Oh yeah. Let's get a little bit of crouton action. Oh [ __ ] The crush on those croutons is phenomenal. Got a little bit of avocado action in there. You hit that lettuce and that meat again. The avocado. Going to eat my mustache while I'm eating this salad here. No, I've never had this uh restaurant here in town. I try to be a pig. Wipe my face. What are we thinking, fam? What are we thinking, YouTube? I got this Cobb salad from the bread company here in town, YouTube. And I loaded it with extra meat, bacon, ham, extra regular cheese, etc. I got to say, this salad tastes very fresh. I don't eat salads as often as I should. You do realize YouTube that my dad doesn't give a [ __ ] if I go live on my YouTube channel. The trolls saying that crap. The the trolls who give me [ __ ] about that are honestly still stuck in my parents' basement days. You know what I'm saying? It's this mentality of and uh I asked for all the meats on my salad. They definitely delivered. My body is probably like, "What the [ __ ] is this foreign object? Overall, I think that's a really good salad. I'm getting full cuz I don't eat that much these days, but I'll be right back. Well, I must declare YouTube that that Cobb salad I ordered was pretty good. I asked for bacon, they delivered. And I also want to thank my YouTube trolls for tossing my salad, if you catch my drift. Would I eat at the Breadco restaurant again? Yes. They had a lot of delicious looking sandwiches and I was craving a salad. So, there you go. Going to rehydrate with some electrolytes. Well, thank you for watching my salad review. That was craving a salad and I got one and now they're not half bad. I'd order it again.