part five - Cobra DB

Summary

In this video, KingCobraJFS continues his cooking series, focusing on achieving the perfect bacon for his food hack. He shares his process and personal struggles while cooking.

KingCobraJFS successfully cooks bacon to a perfect level, avoiding over-crispiness and burning.
He uses excess bacon grease to enhance the flavor of Spam and prepares it for a topping.
A portion of the bacon grease is poured into a separate bowl for melting cheese and butter.
He acknowledges his past melodramatic behavior in cooking videos, attributing it to his struggles with depression, Asperger's, and OCD.
Cobra reflects on the challenges of cooking and the anxiety that comes with wanting everything to be perfect.
He reassures viewers that the bacon is now perfectly cooked and ready for the next part of his food hack series.

He ends the video with a light-hearted note, indicating he will continue with more cooking content.

"Oh my god, this is a [expletive] know how to cook bacon."

Advisors 7

Clint

Listen, Bud, you’re doing your best, I get it. Everyone has a tough time in the kitchen. Just keep working on it. And remember, it’s about more than just the food.

Education Advisor

Your assertions about cooking reflect a common misconception: cooking is not just about achieving perfection but about learning from mistakes. You may benefit from understanding that trial and error can be a crucial part of the culinary arts.

Financial Advisor

That excessive use of cheese and butter is more than just unhealthy; it’s a financial burden too! Consider if splurging on artery-clogging toppings is really necessary. It's quite a waste of resources.

Fire Marshall

I'm deeply concerned about the excessive bacon grease involved—such an eruption of grease can lead to kitchen chaos and fiery disasters. Please, for your safety, avoid pouring grease indiscriminately!

Health Advisor

I must insist on addressing your dietary choices. Constantly consuming bacon and spam, along with all that grease, is alarming. Your well-being is at serious risk, and a healthier diet should be your priority.

Ozzy

Look, Josh, pouring grease on bacon and calling it a ‘food hack’ isn’t rock 'n' roll. That’s far from what a proper lifestyle should be, mate. Pink champagne isn’t very goth, BOY!

Transit Advisor

Honestly, could you be any more sedentary? With your culinary enthusiasm, why aren’t you biking to the grocery store instead of relying on junk food? A little exercise wouldn’t hurt, you know.

Transcript

Part five. I got all them bacon strips cooked to perfection. They're not overly crispy. They're not overly burnt. They're at that sweet spot. I dumped the a little bit of that excess bacon grease on top of the uh spam and bacon. And then I put a little bit in the bowl. And by in the bowl, I mean I poured some of that grease into a separate bowl for our topping cuz we want to melt some cheese and some butter. All kinds of unhealthy options into our next food hatch. Delicious. Now that I've managed to perfectly cook the bacon for my next food hack. Now that I've managed to cook the bacon perfectly for my next food hack. A little bit of side grease in the bowl. Well, I guess that would be part five and we'll have to catch you back on part six through whatever. I do apologize for being me melodramatic on my cooking videos. I've been super depressed and I suffer from Asberers and OCD. So like everything has to be perfect and if it isn't I get anxiety about it. Like nothing ever goes the way we want it to. So, it is what it is. The bacon's perfectly cooked. It's not overly crisp. It's not overly burnt. But the couple of times you watch watched me between videos where it's like, "Oh my god, this is a [ __ ] know how to cook bacon." I watched him do it on his channel several times. I'm like, what? It's whatever. Now that I got it to the point, all I got to do is let the bacon cool off and it's perfectly cooked. I guess I'll see you on part five. That's one song.

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