Mead is a Need, Not a Want - KingCobraJFS

[Music] And we have officially one jar of apple meat being brewed. Now you want to let this sit for like 12 days. And then you want to take and filter out all the fruit that's in there and just drain the liquid that's been mixed with the sugar, the honey, and the caramel chewy candies. And then after you filter this into a clean jar, you let it sit for another month and then you have alcohol basically. I mean, it's not that difficult. But the YouTube fans have been like, "When's Cob we're going to do another batch of meat? This this this this right here. My jar of me. It's definitely ready. Uh I poured a little bit of sugar in there earlier and gave it a stir. And I use pure cane white sugar. That's what I use with my with my wine making. YouTube. I'm going to pour a shot for you and try on the camera. I am saving the rest until after Aussie Osborne's final show in Birmingham. Lid's not in the best of shape, but it's all good. There's a little bit in the cup here. I'm just trying to see it. Oh, sweet baby Jesus. M. You sip on it, it's got a nice strong apple flavor to it. I shall not be touching any of the rest of that me until after the Aussie Osborne show. Yes. And as far as making your own wine goes, I've got it down to an exact science, my friends. See, if I didn't want to wait till like the 18th after next month, letting it age for another year. I did try a shot of it earlier just to make sure it's fermenting and doing what it's supposed to do and and it has that that bite to it. You know, when you sip on a good hard drink and it's got that that bite to it. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, we want a meat update. Well, my phone's busted, so I'll have to wait until I get another phone to do cameos, and that's going to I I'll I'll make I'll figure something out. That definitely tastes like alcohol. Does it kick like alcohol? You bet your sweet ass it does. My Viking ancestors would be proud of this. Hold up. Making your own homemade wine is not exactly rocket science. It's very easy to make. And I'm happy with the way this turned out. One second. Oh. Oh, that definitely tastes like some bad decisions are being made. I don't touch the rest of that meat until after O Aussie Osborne's final show. It's not going to hurt nothing cuz it's definitely ready. One second. Yeah, that me's definitely ready. Oh, people are like, "Oh, Josh, how's your me doing, buddy?" And I'm just like, uh, how's my me doing? Let me try a sip of it. That tastes just like alcohol. And I guarantee you it's worth the wait. When you make your own mead like I've done here, like this. This apple silk meat, I guarant godamn tea, tastes better than anything. And I mean anything better than you're gonna get at the liquor store. It's strong enough to get the job done. It It'll get the job done. YouTube, the things I come up with wasn't saving the rest of this for after Aussy's final show. I'd [ __ ] drink the whole goddamn jar in one sitting cuz that's how good it is. That is a proper a proper apple wine. Like I'm happy with the way this turned out. Like you think you were you ever had apple juice? Well, like this is your grandappy's apple juice cuz this stuff here. Oh my god, dude. It definitely tastes like you're drinking alcohol when you sip it. And does it kick like alcohol? You bet your sweet ass it does. Oh, I know. As as a high functioning alcoholic, I'd know a thing or two about that. It's like, yeah, this stuff. Yeah, I'm not going to be touching the rest of that till after the Aussie concert. I would definitely not say no to another glass of that. But I'm like, ah, as delicious as that is, I want to save that so I can have some for the day Aussie does his final show kind of thing, you know. But Cobra, we must know how does the me taste? The apple silk. The apple silk me. It tastes phenomenal. I seem to have misplaced my big lighter. You ever do that? But luckily, I got a torch. Dude, I cannot get the taste of that out of my mouth. That is [ __ ] phenomenal. Although I should say that making your own homemade alcohol does come with health risks like botulism and such. But as far as like I've been making my own homemade wine for a couple years now and I haven't made a batch in god knows how long. Last time I made a batch it was on Halloween of last year and it turned out so horrible. I was like nope I am not touching this hobby for a hot minute. And then like the other day I was just like, you know what? When's the last time I made a made a jar of me? Do one up for your Viking ancestors. Make a jar. Super easy to make. And if you're willing to wait, wait a little bit. Like I turn into some fine alcohol. I'm not complaining about that. If you're not old enough to consume alcohol, then I would make it your own risk because like I said, my ass ain't responsible if you get caught. What is this in this jar? Alcohol. That's what it smells like, mister. Where did you get this? Who bought this for you? It's like I learned how to make it myself. Who taught you how to [ __ ] do this? Who taught you how to [ __ ] make apple flavored wine? Oh, Cobra. Well, I kind of want another glass of it. Is that bad? It's like, oh, trying to save it. But it's like you you can get mad sick off of making your own homemade alcohol, so make at your own risk. [Music] Although, I've never gotten sick off my off my homemade wine. So, I'm like, [ __ ] it. YouTube, if you had a taste division right now, like poor glass. [ __ ] it. Thank you, Satan, for blessing me with this beautiful jar of apple silk me. I am not complaining. Joshy like, excuse me. So, I got just a pinch of my apple silk bead left of apple alcohol goodness. Oh, that smells good. Hold on. Oh, dude. My apple silk me is amazing. Happy anniversary to Sharon and Aussie Osborne. I do hope Aussie [ __ ] enjoys the uh the concert that he's going to do the last the Black Sabbath last show. Oh, yeah. That one. I was not able to get tickets, but that's all right. I made this potion, this concoction, if you want to call it. It's basically homemade wine. My apple silk me. Yeah, I know. I said I was going to try to save some for the concert the day of, but this me is so delicious. Kind of hard to do, assuming I'm an alcoholic. [Laughter] And uh as an alcoholic, I would like to say that this homemade apple wine is pour a glass of it. Potions class is in session. Oh [ __ ] Nope. Some for the homies. Look at the spilling out. Okay. Some for walls. Cheers. I have perfected the apple silk meat recipe and I would not change a goddamn thing. Excuse me. I'm a little tired. Don't mind me. It's Wait, what time is it? No wonder why I'm tired. It's like 11 o'clock at night and I'm sitting here like, "Man, I should be winding down for the evening. This [ __ ] apple silk me tastes like the best alcohol you've ever made." So, I want to finish that jar of apple silk and make me another jar. Take me down to the paradise city. I am very happy and even if I don't have an entire jar to enjoy with a concert. Honestly, I'm not complaining because I've perfected my apple silk me. I'll try not to drink the entire thing in one sitting. As an alcoholic, I can tell you that's how I know it's it's good and it works. But I wanted to raise an early glass and say cheers. It's America's birthday and Sharon Aussy's wedding anniversary and I couldn't help myself. I was like, "Oh, let's get let's get on this action. Hold up." Gh. Making your own alcohol is just such a satisfying feeling cuz you're getting buzzed off your own supply. You know, I love alcohol as much as anybody else does. And I'm sitting there sipping on it going like, "That's tasty." And the sip that I take [ __ ] warms my tummy. And now educational fact. What's the difference between mead and wine? The answer is honey. Excuse me. I got the burps. Oh, [ __ ] That's delicious. There we go. Results may vary. I should say that as a disclaimer because I don't want people suing me and being like, "Well, I I got grounded cuz my parents caught me making alcohol or like your alcohol got me and my friends sick and blah blah blah." Well, I'm sitting here like, "Well, that's that's the risk you take. Uh, excuse me. It might take me like a month and a half to make it. Excuse me. Oh, [ __ ] back up. And like, you know, I don't expect you to get me drunk because I have a high tolerance to alcohol. I do. But as an alcoholic, you know, I love alcohol. I know what it's going to taste like. And like in my experience with alcohol, apple silk, cobra seal approval, use whatever apples you can get. You'll get the same results. The only reason I use Royal Gala apples is because my my lizard puff would go nuts over them. I'm like, well, if it's good enough for my bearded dragon, then that's how I know it's it's a good apple. And I don't even care if I have alcohol to celebrate the 4th of July. You know, I might have been a bit too hard on myself. Crazy train. Although, if your ass gets caught trying to make alcohol when you're underage, I'm not responsible for the grounding you receive. That's why I'm like making your own meat is for 21 and up. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music]