trying it

YouTube. So, we're going to try the food hack that I did recently. And uh I took two sausage, egg, and cheese croissant sandwiches and uh and I food hacked them. I'm not going to lie, this will be the second time of me recording this cuz the first time I recorded me trying these sandwiches, the audio wasn't very loud. Made me feel like a schmuck. But anyways, uhoh. I took these uh Jim and Jing sausage, egg, and cheese croissant sandwiches. I added the chips, the fried spam, the bacon, the jerky sticks, my own custom made cheese for the bottom. You saw how I did it. The bottom bun is squishy with all the grease. This has fried spam, bacon, jerky sticks. These are cheesy fries. This is a sodium carb load and a half tubes. I'm like just what I'm saying like just by themselves these Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissants or sandwiches are pretty banging. But I did something really unhealthy and naughty with these. Stacking these with bacon and like a maple fried spam cuz like it's the maple flavored spam. You cut it yourself a little slice, fry it up, you know, stack it on there with some uh thick cut bacon. There's just a little bit of heat from that Frank red hot on top. It's not bad, but let's have another big old bite of this greasy monstrosity. Mhm. These are These are definitely delectable. Extremely unhealthy. Like like I can feel the grease coming off my fingertips. All right. It has a decent little food hack. I might have had a little wobbler while making the bacon and this and that, but it is what it is. I'll be eating the rest of these for dinner for sure. These are hella greasyunhealthy.com. But uh I like the way the uh maple flavored spam compliments the egg and the croissant and like the sausage and the bacon. You know, it's just like a little bit of heat with the Frank's Red Hot Buffalo sauce and then that gives way to like a sweetness that you get from like everything else. All right, it's decent. Not certain not the worst thing I've made or food hacked. I would consider this a very successful food hack. I end up having to recook the bacon like fresh pieces cuz I burnt the [ __ ] out of the bacon I did before. I eat my mistakes. That's the fun of cooking. plan. I would advise though that my latest food hack is not very calorie conscious or nor is it heart healthy. It's extremely greasy and that's why you know it tastes good. Anyways, you too trying the food hack. Are you trying the food hack that you do with the sausage, egg, and cheese croissant Jimmy Dean sandwiches? Yes, sir. with the turkey sticks. Mhm. The chips. Mhm. Fried spam, bacon, a little bit of hot sauce. I was going to add more to this, but I did not have any more room to stack. That custom made bacon grease cheese that I did on the bottom. It melted all over the bottom. Like a little bit got of it. A little bit got on the plate here. But I'm not complaining. See if I can pick one of these monsters up. There we go. The full sandwich with the fried spam, the bacon, the jerky. See the cheese, and the chipsticks. I would not recommend making this sandwich because it's tasty and it's also incredibly unhealthy. Holy [ __ ] my sodium levels are going singing a song. My my cholesterol is doing a tap dance on my [ __ ] clogged arteries. Like, god damn. Like, you know what I'm saying? Jokes aside, this is actually a really tasty food hack. Would I remake it? Yes. But it' have to be like a really rare occasion because like these little breakfast sandwiches are going have to be like a million [ __ ] calories. And I'm sitting there showing up on YouTube like, "Oh, look. Part six. Uh, well, here's part seven, the final part. But will there be a part eight? There doesn't need to be. I don't close the arguments, settled the score. I came I saw I made greasy, unhealthy food, and it kicks ass. And uh I don't want my uh sodium intake to be too too much. So I want to take my sweet time eating these. But they're going to be finished by the end of the night for sure. And as far as the Fourth of July goes, there's your Fourth of July food hack. These are pretty tasty though. Then again, Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissant sandwiches are pretty tasty to begin with, but all the stuff that I did to this sandwich like amped up flavor on next level. Like what? Would you like some heart failure to start with your goddamn breakfast? That's what I'm saying. cuz these are definitely not uh what you'd call health conscious. Like the bottom of the buns are like squishy from all the bacon grease cheese that I put on the bottom, you know, and they look they smell good and they do actually taste good, you know. I have half of one eating here and the other one's just sitting there waiting to be gobbled up. Like, yes, this is a greasy, greasy little sandwich. Overall, I'm really satisfied with the food hack, YouTube, as unhealthy as that was. But like I said, Jimmy Dean sausage, egg, and cheese croissant sandwiches are pretty tasty and they're super easy to make. Just take them out of the packaging and microwave them. What? farted. Holy [ __ ] that is rank. Your boy got like some greasy ass meat farts. And holy [ __ ] does that smell. Oh, good thing I got the window open. Jesus Christ, that is rotten, dude. You ever get like the greasy meat farts? She got a gut full of delicious food. Then he let a couple little tiny ones off and it's just like they're silent but deadly. Holy [ __ ] dude. Dude, that fart smells so horrible. That was like enough to burn the hair off my nostrils. Goddamn son. Going to wash this down with a Seven Up Tropical, which I got to say, Seven Up Tropical is really [ __ ] good. If you can get your hands on some Seven Up Tropical and you like tropical flavors, you know, great way to beat the summer heat. My only complaint is that it's caffeine-free. Oh, excuse me. That tropical burst of flavor is awesome. Anyways, thank you for watching me try the food hack. I thought it turned out pretty delicious, even if I had to recook new strips of bacon because I burnt the old strips. But it is what it is.