Clint's Dependence Day - KingCobraJFS

Happy 4th of July. That's what's up. Hope you're having a beautiful Fourth of July. I'm just sitting here chilling like a rockstar villain. and check out my new customized girl t-shirt design. The girl having a beautiful, beautiful Fourth of July. If you're going to talk [ __ ] you're going to get banned from my channel. Just hanging out, drinking a Seven Up Tropical. I'm a little pissed off about Pittney getting acquitted, but that's neither here nor there. Do I have any mead left? No, I drank it all. I was trying to save some for tomorrow and today, but I'm going to wash my [ __ ] jars and make another batch. Yes, I got Darth that sword and I promised I'd get him. I don't ask for money. If you want to contribute to Cobra's channel, you can, but you don't have to. I got to get a new cell phone yet and I'm waiting on my Etsy money to arrive to get my account out of the negative. Don't have any uh money for that, like I said. And it's all good. I don't need alcohol to celebrate the 4th of July. Right now, I'm drinking a Seven Up Tropical. It is not a sponsor. I'm not grumpy. I'm just sitting here hanging out, chatting with the fans. Someone donating money so we can watch him black out. Yes, I don't black out when I drink anymore, bud. Yeah, right. Aussie rules. [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] the trolls. I [ __ ] hate Cyrax, dude. [ __ ] you. Get banned from my channel. [ __ ] PD2. He's a scumbag of a human being. I'm all for Trump's big beautiful bill. I'm all for tax cuts. In my personal opinion, there's too many taxes. Like, Jesus Christ, you fart and the government will tax it. You know what I'm saying? Like, people think I have it so [ __ ] easy. I'm like, spoken like somebody who hasn't had to live a day in my life with asberers. Talking [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne will get you banned from my channel. Did your father ever let you have fireworks? [ __ ] off. How much beer money do I got? I'm not worried about it, man. Sitting here hanging out on stream. My fans are more important than the money. I'm not grumpy. I'm just answering questions. I believe you. If I was grumpy, you you you'd [ __ ] know. No, I don't have any alcohol and I don't need to celebrate. Oh, because I said I'm not grumpy. Like 10 people going to comment how grumpy I am. It's [ __ ] stupid. My trolls are such losers, dude. You say I look healthier. Well, how much money am I aiming for? Whatever you want to give me. You don't have to You don't have to [ __ ] give me any money. You don't have to donate money if you don't want to. But if you do, it's greatly appreciated. Like impersonating me on my own YouTube stream. How stupid do you have to be, dude? The money is not a need. It's a watch. Only let's get one thing straight. Ass lick. Your comments getting banned. I love America as much as I love Aussie Osborne. So go [ __ ] yourself. If you think I'm gross, then why do you watch my videos? I'm not letting them push my buttons. I'm just saying I'm not allowed to stick up for myself without being told, "Oh, don't let them get to you. Don't let them push your buttons. Don't tell me I'm on my life, please. You couldn't handle five minutes in my shoes of being bullied and nonfucking stop." They literally go out of their way to bully me for anything. And it's sad. My YouTube trolls are more obsessed with me than I am with Aussie Osborne. And it's not healthy. That right there, you have no idea what the [ __ ] I go through. Ban right there. See that right there saying that I'm lying about that? That's a form of bullying right there. Get banned. If you think I'm incredibly boring without booze, get hidden from my channel. And then as soon as I do drink, you sit there and call me a [ __ ] alcoholic. And then I don't have any [ __ ] alcohol. You sit there and call me boring. Yeah. Goodbye. Get banned. [ __ ] you. I don't need to have alcohol to enjoy my Fourth of July. Get banned. No, he didn't. Shut the [ __ ] up. Get hidden from my channel. Hey, Dr. Janky, if you got to change your diaper, man, you should probably do that. Yeah, don't speak off on behalf of Aussie just to [ __ ] with me, dude. Hey, bud. I don't need my dad's permission to stream. Okay, so bye-bye banned. It's like my cobra [ __ ] trolls live to be banned. Like, oh my god, I'm so honored. I got banned by the legendary King Cobra. Oh, if I had some booze, I'd take a drink for America for sure. I love America more than I love alcohol, to be honest. Actually, your life is pretty sad. I provide a lot for women, dude. No dream combos at the moment, but happy 4th of July to you, too. Up YouTube. Happy 4th of July. Look what I got some Budweiser. I got three of these bad [ __ ] all in the same size. Just like that. We are set. I want to say cheers to America and happy 4th of July and [ __ ] the sick go and [ __ ] the trolls. This first gulp it's for America for all our awesome troops and for the greatest [ __ ] country on the planet. I'll drink of that. I was able to get a couple bucks in my cash app and PayPal. So I appreciate that. Cheers to you. I never ask anyone for money. Like if anything, that's why I say you don't have to if you don't want to or if you can't, but anything you you can do is appreciated. I see all these YouTubers who are sitting there just flat out demanding people give them money versus my take on it is that you don't have to. Just you watching the video is appreciated. People who call me a [ __ ] ebagger just jealous that I get to have a job where I can sit on my butt and drink beer and stream and play guitar. What are you doing for your job? One second on my live stream earlier. I made a comment that said, "What the hell are women complaining about?" And when it comes to like sex and dating, like women do not have to try that hard to get laid. All they got to do is show up and say yes. That's why I'm saying that like you want to even the playing field, you got to get yourself some tactical soap coupon code. I'm sure they'll give you one if you check it out. Yeah. It doesn't take a whole lot to turn on men, especially if you're straight. That's what I'm saying. So, like tactical soap evens out the playing field. Now, when women who are going to the bar, get some beer, get some tequila shots, or [ __ ] they're sitting there freaking out cuz they got nothing to wear. And it's like, honey, don't overthink it. Do not overthink it. If all I had to do, if all I had to do to get some [ __ ] was show up and say yes and then be like, you know what, let the chicks handle everything, take care of everything, and all I got to do is say yes to get [ __ ] I'll be like, [ __ ] I wouldn't be not be complaining. You know what I'm saying? It's okay, honey. All men are just pigs. You'll find the right guy someday. You don't need a man in your life. All is fair and love and war. So gain the tactical advantage. In your mid30s and you got a big old gut and you got more hair in your stomach than you do on your head. You walk up to a bunch of hot college chicks picking Cheetos crumbs out of your big old beer gut. Oh yeah. If you were a Twinkie, I'd eat you. You ladies want to come down to my mom's basement and play Nintendo 64. I got Duck Hunt. We can heat up some pizza rolls. And like I said, looks are only half of it, my friends. The other half is personality. If her personality sucks, but she's got a smoking hot body, you know, [ __ ] you'll get bored of it real quickly. You go talk to her about politics and she just gives you that that like dad look in her face like, "Oh my god, me and my friend Cheryl went camping one time and then she got a bunch of like politics on her arm and we had to get bug spray for her and you're like, "Aren't you adorable? That's a different kind of tick, dear." So like, you know what? I hate sickos. And speaking of somebody who's being cyberstaled and harassed by his ex-girlfriend, I can tell you that being stalked is no fun. And it's like, okay, wow. Everybody wants to accuse me of stalking certain women when it's like I would never dream of stalking anyone, especially after I know how it [ __ ] feels, dude. Now Rachel Ziggler is sitting there saying, "Oh, the movie's going to plop. The movie sucks. No one's going to want to watch it." and then proceeds to complain because nobody watched it. And it's like I'd like to think of myself as a good person even though I have my sadistic psycho side, which everyone has. I keep it in check. Big deal if you don't give me [ __ ] Like what? What? You know what I'm saying? There are plenty of chicks that would [ __ ] [ __ ] my brains out right now. What you have is nothing special. And despite the fact I have nasty ass [ __ ] teeth, I still pull pull more [ __ ] than my trolls, including the [ __ ] harassing me. Thank you. Now, now it's cranking with the 4th of July. Check it out. I got me some Budweiser. I was able to get three of these big old 40 oz. And if I drink all three of these bottles in one sitting, it'll definitely do the trick. Hope you're all having a beautiful Fourth of July. I'm just sitting here chilling out, drinking some beer. They're indecisive. I told these trolls that I'm getting sick and tired of their act. It's definitely hot and fresh. I can feel it through the bag. A chili cheese dog. The big kahuna. That just looks all kinds of delicious. I have to let this son [ __ ] cool off. Trying to pick just pick this up and eat it. A big [ __ ] chili cheese dog. That is phenomenal. I let that hot dog cool off cuz that's piping hot. This is what I'm eating for my Fourth of July dinner. Big old chili cheeky dog with some fries. The home stretch bar and grill. The dasher got here quick enough because the food is still piping hot. Well, that is a massive chili cheese dog. What's up you glorious bastards? Hope you're all having a beautiful Fourth of July. Mine could be better and it could be worse. Now, if you want to contribute to the channel, that's my PayPal link. It would be greatly appreciated if I could get a couple bucks in PayPal because I'd be broke as a mother joke, dude. And uh the Etsy money that I'm waiting for is not going to come in till Monday. And that's going to be just barely enough to cover basic [ __ ] that I need. So, it's How much do I want in cash? Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. I need over like $200, man. Cuz uh my account's a couple bucks short for what I need it for, and it sucks. like I have got to get better at budgeting my money and like not being so quick, you know, to break my phones and [ __ ] So, I guess the Senate passed a bill that basically said that if you don't have a job, you could lose your benefits kind of thing. And I'm like, I get it. I get it. they're not going to pay healthy 29 year old men to sit on their ass and play video games. And I'm like, well, I get that to a point, but in my case, especially, if I get a job here in town and the trolls find out where I work, they harass that place till I get fired. So, for me to get a job is very hard. So, I've had to rely on YouTube and my album sales and the generosity of my fans and my t-shirts and my cameo shout outs, which I can't I can't do cameos until I get a new cell phone. And at this point, I'll be lucky enough to make enough money for a little bit of everything else. But it is what it is. I mean, if I if I lose my benefits, it is what it is. It's like I'll make my wands if I have to. It's not that big of a deal. But it's the 4th of July and uh sitting here drinking some beer, celebrating America's birthday, that's what's up. But uh if you want me to continue to be able to make videos for y'all like I'm doing right now. Anything you can donate to my PayPal be greatly appreciated, man. And you don't have to donate, but if you do, it's appreciated. You know, despite the fact that my YouTube trolls are [ __ ] [ __ ] who do anything they can to harass me. Like any job I get, they try to anything that you know what I'm saying? Despite the fact that it's super hard for me to get a regular job here in town because of my YouTube celebrity status, I still try and it's it's an honest living, you know. It's just it is what it is. [ __ ] [ __ ] the sickos. [ __ ] the trolls. Happy 4th of July. That's what's up. Like I like how Trump is sitting there saying we got to make America great again. And I'm like, okay, so pretty much taking away 17 million plus people's benefits because you assume they're all just healthy individuals who sit on their ass and do nothing. And I'm like, that's not necessarily always the case. If I can maintain a regular job, and I would. I had that job at Wendy's and my trolls got me fired from that. Had a sweet gig washing dishes and then my trolls harass those people and got me fired from that, too. Well, I guess the way the bill sits now that they just passed, you have to prove you have a job in order to keep your benefits. And I'm like, I made a lot of money doing Cameo and making my wands. So, there's that. So, if I end up if I end up losing my SSDI because of the stupid [ __ ] bill, I'm not going to be happy about it, but I'll get over it. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm not the one in charge of making bills and this and that. And it's unfortunate that there are a lot of people who take advantage of this system and that's the reason why this bill got passed in the first place. So, I'm going to go live for a bit. Just hang out fans. Chuck's a Budweiser. enjoy my Fourth of July and what's left of it. You You need to get a job, Cobra. You You need to get a job, Cobra. It's like, you need to leave me the [ __ ] alone and get a life. You know, if I got to cut down on my drinking a little bit, cut down on my crazy expensive food hacks a little bit to save a couple bucks. So be it. So [ __ ] be it. The important thing is to not panic and just Stay calm, stay collective, and don't let the [ __ ] get to you. I'm not going to let this crap in my Fourth of July. I got one more left right here. I might just save that for tomorrow if I feel like it or I might just drink it on camera. [ __ ] it. Because people seem to think I'm more entertaining when I drink. And then as soon as I do drink, y'all give me [ __ ] and call me an alcoholic. I'm like, that's just the kind of double standard [ __ ] I'm talking about. Like, oh, if I'm not drinking on camera, you're boring and stupid and lame. Wham. But then if I do drink, oh, you're an alcoholic piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] off. If you're going to talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne, you're going to get [ __ ] banned from my channel. You people are [ __ ] disgusting. Like, oh, Cobra's live talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne. Hey, [ __ ] you. Customization. Oh, what's the matter? Well, if you're going to talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne, the prince of [ __ ] darkness, you're going to lose your comments and privileges. I'm not going to [ __ ] sit here and read this crap. You people need to get a [ __ ] hobby. Like, go outside, touch grass. Oh man, now we can't talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne and try to piss Cobra off and get a reaction. It just ruins it for my fans who want to comment, you know. And I'm like, well, it's not my fans fault that my trolls need to get a life. Oh, look. Now you can't comment nasty things on my live stream. Oh, I took away your toy. Now you're going to be mad and crying about it. Like, oh wow, take that, Cobra. And now it pisses you off because you're like sitting there like jonesing like like it's some kind of [ __ ] drug. Like, oh my god, I can't talk [ __ ] on Aussie Osborne just to piss off Cobra. I can't bully Cobra for hating sickos. Oh, this makes me mad. Oh my god. I can't make fun of him for having nasty ass rotten teeth and going bald. Oh my [ __ ] god. Like, oh, we can't comment and say mean things to Cobra. Oh jeez. Sitting there bullying somebody who's got Asberers and schizophrenia and like OCD, ADHD, Tourett syndrome, and ocular defiancy disorder, bipolar depression. Yeah. Go. You want to call me a thin skin little [ __ ] cuz I turn off the comments. I'm like, "You're just mad cuz you can't comment mean shit." It's almost midnight, so Fourth of July is almost over. Hope you all had an amazing Fourth of July. Christopher, thank you for the $1 to Cash App. And that's what kills me about it is like, you've got nothing better to do than go on to a stream of someone you clearly don't like, just leave nasty comments. You know, if I was president of the United States, I would make sure, okay, if you if you need benefits and stuff, you'd have to go through like a rigorous set of questions and all that. There'll be a process. You know what I'm saying? I'm not just going to be like, "Oh, [ __ ] you. I You know what I'm saying? Never made it as a wise man. Couldn't this remind me of what I really am. 17 million Americans are about to lose their benefits because some [ __ ] bill the Republicans passed. Nice. Real [ __ ] nice. I'm just saying if I was president, if I was president of the United States of America, I would legalize all drugs for 21 and up and offer people treatment for nonviolent offenses instead of throwing them in jail. I would legalize prostitution for 21 and up, both to get it and receive it. If I make more magic wands because I lose my benefits, so be it. Ain't no skin off my shoes, man. I'll figure I'll finger [ __ ] it the way out. Like, oh, we're not going to pay these 29 year olds to sell their ass and play video games. Try to make wands. So be it. So [ __ ] be it. I do hope I get that money from Etsy on Monday because I really [ __ ] need it like right the [ __ ] now. [ __ ] And uh like literally I sold a wand for 444 bucks. That doesn't count as a job, you know? Like Cobra's tips to avoiding a hangover. Drink plenty of Sprite before passing out or water or eat something greasy and unhealthy, like bread or whatever. Being broke sucks. Every time I get a job here in town, my [ __ ] YouTube trolls will harass the place I work at. They'll harass my co-workers and my bosses and their Facebook pages until I get fired. And then it's just like then they'll shove it in my face and go, "Well, you need to get a job." And it's like, "Well, you know what? Maybe you could leave me the [ __ ] alone." And I don't completely disagree with everything Trump's done, but this one's got me a little steamed. Alas, I am not president, so I cannot give you legal prostitution, universal healthcare. But what do you do? I'm the kind of man who cries during the Star Spangled Banner. the kind of man who enjoys an ice cold beer and a delicious chili dog, chili cheese dog. And I sat here thinking to myself, they can't take away your benefits unless you're abusing the system and that's just scare tactics brought on by the radical left. And I'm like, oh, come to find out, I was wrong. The only thing that Chili Cheese Dog was missing, if I had any complaints, is some goddamn bacon. Thank you. And it's like, well, if I lose my Medicaid because of this [ __ ] bill, then I can pretty much pretty much say [ __ ] trying to fix my teeth, you know, because I can't afford that [ __ ] right now. Nice. Like, dude, I make meat for a living on YouTube. You saw my recipe. The apple silk meat I made was fantastic. You know, I [ __ ] hate sickos while I love America. Don't get me started on that crap. People in my live stream earlier are like, "Josh, you look a little healthier than usual. You do something different." But not really. I had a fat salad the other day that tasted really good. My body was like, "Woo, what's this vegetables?" Yeah, I want to save the other 40 for tomorrow when I wake up in the morning. It's the 4th of July and I'm feeling a little schnocker at the moment. What are you going to do? What the [ __ ] you going to do? Oh, [ __ ] me. Part of me is like, you know what? I don't need alcohol for the morning. Sometimes I drink too much anyways. It is what it is. And speaking of alcohol, the apple silk me that I make is the bees knees, man. I [ __ ] around and find out. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] around and find out. Or I can play the song I made for Puff. I miss a little bastard. Like I still have Pop's Tank. Even if I don't want another animal in my entire life, I keep Pop's Tank because it's a way for me to hold on to his memory kind of thing. I may be I may be an alcoholic, but I guarantee I'm a lot happier in life than my YouTube trolls are. Because what kind of miserable sick son of a [ __ ] says, "You know what? I want to dedicate my entire [ __ ] life to bullying somebody with mental problems." Like, I know I can get another bearded dragon. They sell them here in town at the pet store, but it's not the same, dude. It's not the [ __ ] same. Honestly, the after losing Puff, I don't want another pet. I don't care if it's a parrot, a raven, my car, whatever. [ __ ] nope, I'm good. And like, you know, instead of being like, okay, you know, Josh's pet ran away. That's rough, but I'm sorry you're going through that. Everyone had to give me [ __ ] about it. Like, okay, Puff died, ran away, so everyone's got to give me [ __ ] about it. [ __ ] wall died. So, who was going to give me a [ __ ] about that? And drag his daughter into it while accusing me of being obsessed. I'm like, "Fuck all of you, dude." 100. Not trying to bring her up, but you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like, I don't care if she [ __ ] dates me or anything. It's the principle of the matter. Like, being a good person, making sure Angie is safe is more important. In fact, the safety of both of them is more important. All my trolls can't keep talking [ __ ] on my stream. Oh. Yeah, it's just about time to wrap this video up cuz I'm tired. I want to go to bed, catch a couple Z's. I'm not going to try drinking this entire thing in one sitting cuz yeah, I got a tummy full of beer and right now I'm feeling kind of good to be honest. But anyways, YouTube, catch you on the flip one. Thank you for watching. Heat. Heat.