Sunday Circuit Loop - Deleted Stream - KingCobraJFS

try a new flavor of Monster I think that just don't come out. It's called Viking Berry. Not bad. Also, it's a hot one out there with summertime, fellas. This is the soap you want. Tactical soap. There's a link for it. Description box below. So, I should be getting my Etsy money tomorrow hopefully as soon as possible. That'll really help out my situation. Yeah. Love me some Nicolai vodka. Let's pour a little bit of that in there. Yeah. Shake a little out. There we go. Just a little splash in there. All right. Cuz this is my job. I do drink combos and drink reviews for YouTube. I uh I have Asperger syndrome, so social cues are not my strong point. And because I suffer from autism, ADHD, schizophrenia, bipolar, depression, opular defiancy disorder, OCD, etc. Freaking my brain's a [ __ ] mental mess. Anyways, uh, you know, I've been rejected by every chick I've liked since the fourth grade. And not going to lie, it sucks. And uh well uh my testimony for Tactical Soap is it definitely works. Just waiting on Monday to hit tomorrow so I can get my Etsy money and get get [ __ ] taken care of. Yeah. Like ladies, if you want your man to smell irresistible, like so good you can't keep your hands off of him, I'm telling you right now, Tactical Soap's the way to go. And uh coupon code King Cobra no longer works. So I guess I don't know if people were using it. That's just fine. But I'm sure they'll give you a coupon code. I will say this, if you're a womanizer and you're a ladies man and you know how to and and you got game with the ladies, this soap would be dangerous in your possession, if you know what I mean. Hint hint. like my appro despite the fact that I've been rejected by every chick I've liked since the fourth grade. Uh I I refuse to hate women because of it. Cuz quite frankly, I'm like that's their loss, you know? It's the truth. Even if I'm going bald or if my teeth are disgusting or or if I drink too much or my trolls are [ __ ] you know, but tomorrow I want to get my Etsy money and then like everything will be just hunky [ __ ] dory, dude. Like if I could name my top two guitarists right now, it'd be Tony Iomi, Michelangelo Bado, Randy Rhodess, Jackie Lee. You know, honestly, if you were in high school, you should focus on saying no to drugs and alcohol and focus on getting good grades. You got your whole life to be a degenerate alcoholic piece of [ __ ] So, it's like, why waste your youth on that? You know what I'm saying? I'm like, "Oh no, bartender. I'm out. Fix me another one." Okay, there we go. Give it a couple squeezes here or there. What's up, YouTube? It's your boy King Cobra. We got the goods from hamburger stand. And I love me some hamburger stands. They're cheap and they're delicious. It's a little fast food chain that we have here in town here in good old Castle, Wyoming. And their food is delicious. one chili cheese dog, all beef, extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon. And that's pretty much the sum of this burger extravaganza. I got one chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand. One chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand with an all beef hot dog. Extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions and bacon with the chili on point. Yes, this is a chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand with an all beef hot dog with the chili and the cheese. And we have extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions and bacon, a beef hot dog, chili cheese hot dog, beef hot dog, extra shredded cheddar cheese, and grilled onions. So, here's our hot dog. We got a chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand, not a sponsor, with a beef hot dog, extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon. Okay, Sunday funday. Let's grab a bite. Oh, cheese pole. Look at that cheese pole. YouTube, this is a chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand. It's an all beef hot dog with the chili and the cheese. And we had them add extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon. Oh my god, that is good. I'm about to get like $400 from Etsy tomorrow, allegedly. But we got like a chili cheese dog from hamburger stand with an all beef hot dog. The chili the cheese. We had them add extra shredded cheddar, grilled onions, and bacon to said hot dog. That was one of the best goddamn chili cheese dogs I've ever tasted in my goddamn natural life. I went all beef on the chili cheese dog with everything on it, but the only thing I had them customized was extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon. That was one of the best goddamn chili cheese dogs I've ever had in my entire natural life. Hamburger stand chili cheese dog. You make the dog an all beef all beef chili cheese dog with extra shredded cheddar cheese, grilled onions and bacon. You want to like a little Sunday food review? I got you. Hamburger stand is not a st not a standing sponsor. beef hot dog with the chili and the cheese and the grilled onions and the bacon and extra shredded cheese. You know, hamburger stands got it covered with the beef hot dog, extra cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon on top of the cheddar and cheese that already comes with it. If you have a hamburger stand in your area and you get yourself a chili cheese dog with a beef hot dog and you add extra shredded cheese, grilled onions, and bacon, I've been like drinking a little hard alcohol. I wanted a chili cheese dog that was cheap and tasty. A beef chili cheese dog with everything on it. You add extra cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and bacon, and you're set. That chili cheese dog I had from hamburger stand was phenomenal. I got all an all beef like chili cheese dog. And then I added extra cheddar cheese and bacon and grilled onions. My my cradle shirt was a little bit dirty, so I had to uh throw that in the wash. Okay. Putting grilled onions, bacon, and extra cheddar cheese on a hamburger stand, chili cheese dog with beef, etc. Uh, yes, please. I was planning on going live for a hot minute, but I wanted to make sure I got some food in my stomach before I did it, you know. Oh, and the grilled onions on that chili cheese dog with extra cheese, beef dog, and bacon, everything that I put on it. So, I got me a chili cheese dog from Hamburger Stand. All beef with extra cheddar cheese and grilled onions and bacon. If you're in the Casper, Wyoming area, check out the chili cheese dog scene because Oh. Dude, grilled onions, bacon, extra cheese on top of chili and a beef a beef dog for chili dog kind of thing. The chili cheese dog with a beef dog. Then you add grilled onions, extra cheddar cheese and bacon with the chili. a chili cheese dog with a beef hot dog. Then you load it with grilled onions and bacon, extra cheddar cheese. Thanks for watching my food review. Yeah, now we're live. That's what's up. Anyways, I hope y'all are having a fantastic Sunday evening because that's exactly what I'm doing, sipping and drinking. I know like earlier I didn't have like the best of times playing the guitar, but I'll get over it. Man, excuse me, YouTube. I'm a little I'm a little bit schnockered. And at the same time, it's like, you know what? I want to fix My guitar playing and the string snapped. Fantastic. Just fantastic, YouTube. But my strings seem to keep snapping. So, like, I've only got four left on my guitar. It is what it is. How many strings do I got left? I got four strings left. That's just life. It's all good, YouTube. So, now I've only got like four strings out of six. Consider donating to my my PayPal, my cash app. I'll give you a shout out on stream. Okay, now my strings are shredding and popping and and as a result, the strings snap and they're just like, "Well, too bad, Cobra. One of my f favorite sandwich makers said it best. Eat and enjoy life. God bless. Life is short. Life is too short to [ __ ] about broken guitar strings or whiny ass YouTube trolls. I'm just sitting there like, "You know what? I shred a mean guitar. I'll get more strings when I can. No sense in like tripping about it, you know. There's a uh particular sandwich deli that I want to try out. The dude who films videos for it is Awesome Balls. If I had a sandwich at this guy's deli, you know what I do? chicken cutlets as the base and like all the cold cuts you can put on all the meats. All the cold all the meats. All the cold cuts. Pesto, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, [ __ ] Oh my god. Fresh pesto, fresh vinegarette, fresh virgin olive oil, fresh pesto, salt, pepper, mayonnaise. Oh, this guy has got it down to a tea, my friends. Fresh chicken cutlets, all the cold cuts, including fresh hot pastrami, salami, you know, all the meats with the fresh pesto, fresh olive oil, fresh vinegarettes, all the meats, all the cheeses, fresh mozzarella, all the cold cuts, you know, cuz that's what it' be. It'd be all the meats they offer with the fresh chicken cutlets, all the cold cut meats they offer. Salami, turkey, ham, cheese, whatever. [ __ ] past the pastrami, you know, all the all the cold cuts. Time to make a sandwich. I put all the meats on there, all the cheeses, fresh mess, a little bit of uh what you call basamic vine vinegar glaze, fresh olive oil, fresh pesto, fresh olive oil, a little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper, little of mayonnaise. You don't even know what I know. It's like, we're going to put down the chicken cutlet. We're going to put this and that on it. I'm just like, "Oh, talk to me." With like chicken cutlets and all the [ __ ] meats and all the cheeses on top with a little bit of mozz fresh pudo. Fresh fresh mozzarella. Fresh pesto. Balsamic vine vinegar glaze. Fresh oil. [ __ ] salt. Pepper mayonnaise. All the meats. All the cheeses. Fresh mozzarella. Fresh pusho. Fresh what's it called? Vami vinegar glaze. Fresh pesto. Fresh olive oil. He's like my own. how you doing? I'm like, I'm doing better now that I got a little bit of drink in my hand. chicken cutlets, all your your your freshly sliced meats, your pursuit, your salami, your turkey, all the meats right there on one sandwich with some fresh mutz, all the meats, chicken cutlets, all the slices of deli meat, pushut, fresh salami, all of it. Fresh [ __ ] pesto. Goddamn olive oil. Vinegarette. All the meats. Chicken cutlet. Chicken cutlets. All the sliced meats you can offer on a sandwich. The turkey, the proolone, whatever. All the cheeses, fresh muts, little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper, a little bit of mayonnaise. Excuse me. All the meats, all the cheeses, chicken cutlets on the base, all the cold cuts. You can have all the meats, all the cheeses, chicken cutlets, all the cold cuts, all the salami, push, gauging, all the meats, all the cheeses. Who the [ __ ] got time to go on a diet? But I'd want all the meats including chicken cotlet with all the cheeses, fresh muts. What would you call it? I call it the meat malone. Like, hey, guys, have you had the meat malone? All the meats, chicken cutlets included. Fresh falsamic, fresh pesto, fresh vinegar. I call it the maro on the meat mountain. And that's what I'd call it. A little bit of gap. You know what I'm saying? Chicken cutlets. All right, we got you. All the cold cuts, all the meats that they offer on their menu, all the cheeses, little bit of fresh mozzarella, some pesto, some olive oil, some balsamic glaze, little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper. Like, I don't got to repeat myself, dude. It'd be all the meats, all the cheeses, balsamic vinegar, glaze, pushut, you know, circling back to the dude who was making the Italian sandwiches. Dude, this guy would make a sandwich that would make Scooby-Doo and Shaggy blush. Trust and believe. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, Aussie 76 years old and still kicking and still doing music. What the [ __ ] are you doing with your life? Go ahead. I'll wait. Go ahead, big boy. I'll wait. I'll wait. All the meats, fresh moss, fresh pesto. Mhm. Olive oil, basamic, vinegar, glaze, salt, pepper, mayonnaise. Boom. All the cheeses, all the meats, all the cheeses, all the meats, chicken cutlets, all the cold cuts. Boom. You know, yeah, it's midnight on Monday. I should be in bed right now. like, yeah, watching Black Sabbath perform on stage one last time, even though I wasn't there personally. Like, there he is. There's the there's the man himself, Aussie Osborne, with his handsome green eyes. But like, Aussie Osborne's got the handsomest green eyes, you know? I wish my hair were black and I wish my eyes were green. But beggars can't be choosers. [ __ ] As soon as Aussie Osborne's Parkinson gets a little bit better, he'll be back out on stage. You just wait and see. You know, even though he's stuck in a chair, I personally look at it as he's on a throne beneath his subjects. Fresh balsamic vinegar glaze, fresh pesto, fresh virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, all the cheeses, all the meats, chicken cutlets on one sub. Little bit of arugula. I didn't get to see the final Black Sabbath concert live, but there are plenty of people who filmed videos and covered the event. So, Oh [ __ ] that pot was a little harsh. Excuse me. Holy [ __ ] Now my smoker lungs be like [ __ ] Excuse me. I'm trying not to cough, but Oh, [ __ ] I love smoking a pipe. Oh [ __ ] Excuse me. I'm pip smoking. Pipe smoking is delicious. Right now my computer room stinks. Pipe tobacco. Excuse me. Uh, excuse me. Fresh pesto, balsamic vinegar glaze, olive oil, you know, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, [ __ ] all the cheeses, all the meats, you know, chicken cutlets, all the cold cuts. Let's go. Authentic Italian s blah blah sandwich deli. There we go. It'd be like chicken cutlets, all the [ __ ] cold cuts, pursuit, turkey, etc. All the meats, all the cheese, fresh mozzarella, pesto. Now I'm [ __ ] hungry. I had two of those uh uh uh chili cheese dogs that that I food hacked earlier. Maybe you saw the like the the recipe I did earlier where I'm like, "Okay, I want to put bacon and grilled onions and and all that." You know, you saw the chili cheese dog I did, food hack, etc. You saw that is that life is too [ __ ] short to be like calorie conscious, you know, to sit there and like worry about like, oh, this is going to go to my thighs or my cardiologist is going to hate me. I'm like, [ __ ] you and quit worrying about it. Hold on. Excuse me. Uh, one second. There we go. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, I did. And I mixed it just perfectly. I have my pie high high hats. You see this? A tip of the hat because your sandwiches look to die for, dude. Like, oh my god. Like I said, all the meats, all the cheeses, fresh malts, fresh pesto, balsamic vinegar, glaze, olive oil, salt, pepper, and mayonnaise. My YouTube trolls want to spend their short, miserable lives harassing cobra because they're jealous of my success. I'm like, I'd rather spend my life promoting restaurants and like YouTubers and singers that got it going on. A little bit of arugula, some of the peppers, all the meats, all the cheeses. Little bit of salt and pepper, a little bit of mayonnaise, little bit of balsamic glaze and some olive oil. You know, when I win the lottery and build my clock tower dreamhouse and I build my Model TC cab rat rod, I will personally drive it to this person's deli and be like, "Okay, this is a CC cab review. You know, I want all the meats, including shrimp, making it extra large and include onions for veggies and extra cheese. You know, when Cobra's had a little bit to drink and he's just doing his thing and like, you know what I'm saying? I'm feeling obnoxious. I'm starting to feel a little bit obnoxious. Hold up. balsamic vinegar, everything, the roasted peppers, the meats, the push. I'll say it again, social media, eat your heart out because this man makes a damn good looking sandwich. I was plugging this guy from the whole time on my streams and I'm like, if this dude gets harassment because of my YouTube trolls, I apologize. You have no idea how much I miss Walt. Ellen wouldn't have to worry about me when she shows up to her mother's house. Like, Josh isn't here. Okay. all [ __ ] a you know like there's nothing wrong with what I'm doing. Just keep checking up on Angie. And it's like, you know what? If you want to hate on this guy for making his sandwiches, you can go [ __ ] yourself. Like, thank you to my haters. You're obviously my biggest fans. Otherwise, you wouldn't go out of your way to harass people I care about because you can't [ __ ] grow a pair and talk to chicks out of your league. You know, you got to sit here and harass Cobra because that's more entertaining. And like what do you expect a gang out of it? Like that's a good looking sandwich. That's a big ass [ __ ] sandwich, dude. [ __ ] a right. Excuse me. Ah, I'm like, dude, people are like, "What you been watching on YouTube, Cobra?" And I'm like, "You don't even know." I do [ __ ] hate sons. I hate S more than I love him. Honestly, I was born to be honest with you. He's a disgusting piece of [ __ ] I'm a little bit drunk so grace. Never too late. Can't quit So try dear brother. Yeah. the [ __ ] that I appreciate like oh this blade was legends never die Like, yes, this [ __ ] Cobra cane is [ __ ] sweet. I'm not trying to be a dick about it, but out of the sleeve. You know, this is a copane that my YouTube fans. All right. 100% on points. Like, yeah, this play is pretty [ __ ] sweet, dude. Okay, we're You feel like I have spoken. This is Cobra, you know. Hey Cobra, I dig your style. [ __ ] keep doing your thing, you know. And like this this co was made because of that, you know, the fact that my YouTube fans found a way to turn this cobra cane into like a custom made, you know what I'm saying? Fes blade. Like, hey, check out what Cobra did. Hear that? That's the sound of a [ __ ] solid cane being [ __ ] you know, so solid like [ __ ] sir. King Cobra like Cobra, keep doing your thing. You keep kicking ass. on my damn strays. As far as Cobra canes goes, this is pretty freaking sweet. I don't care if it rattles when it I'm like, well, this is what it sounds like personally. This and that, blah blah blah. Oh my god. [ __ ] that [ __ ] This is the kind of cobra cane that I would use regardless of mobility this and that and people like, "Oh, you're artistic." Yes, I I love cobras and like Aussie Osborne's the [ __ ] greatest musician alive. you know, tactical soap deodorant, you know, and like that's the deodorant I'm currently using and uh it smells just as good as the soap that is representating. I'm over here like long live Aussie and [ __ ] rock and roll never dies. Shing. That's the sound. That's the sound of [ __ ] getting done. Let's hit that sexy bastard right there. One second. Yeah. You know that you you heard the sound. You heard the sounding. What's the sound? Like, hey, Cobra, legends never die. And I'm like, damn [ __ ] straight. Like, you know what? Aussie Osborne hates my guts. I'm cool with it. Like, like, oh my god, you were trying way too hard to be the next me and it's super annoying. Oh [ __ ] But you two fans are like, "Okay, Jafar is your favorite Disney villain. Favorite Disney villain. Well, here's a [ __ ] Cobra King." Like, there are a lot of musicians who are more qualified than myself. And I acknowledge that because I'm not too stubborn. You know, my favorite color when I was a kid was pink. My favorite color as a kid was pink when I was a kid. Like I had a a pink bathroom, you know, when me and my dad were batching it. You know what I'm saying? Like that was kind of my bathroom back in Mile City. You know, like he didn't bother changing the bathroom because he's like, "You know what? My autistic son loves the color pink. Growing up as a kid, I had a pink bathroom in my dad's [ __ ] house. And like growing up as a kid, pink was my favorite color. So when I see, you know, that's the one. That's the one. This thing makes a great back scratcher. Hold up. Okay, there we go. That's enough. There we go. Well, you hear that? Do you have that sound? That's the sound of the sword being attached to the cobra head. It's the weekend. I've been drinking. And speaking of drinking, in honor of the Black Sabbath final showing, you hear the sound. That's the sound of [ __ ] rock and roll right there. You hear that? Shing. You're like, whoa. Like, yes, I will admit it. I'm Aussie Osborne's biggest fan, but it's not a competition, you know? Straight the [ __ ] up. Like, yeah, I can sing like the Beatles and shred guitar. Whoa. All these [ __ ] who are like, "I'm Osborne's biggest fan." And I'm like, "You know what? [ __ ] you. You can't compete with Sharon or his grandkids. So, [ __ ] you and [ __ ] Sickos." I'm a little little tipsy on [ __ ] my drink combo, so don't mind me. Like [ __ ] Aussie Osborne's grandkids are more precious than life than itself, but I wouldn't touch them even if they were 18. Thank you. You heard that live. I [ __ ] hate sickos. I see Osborne's grandkids, to be honest. are like little brothers and sisters to me, you know? I'm sick and tired of all the sicko [ __ ] [ __ ] that people accuse me of, and I'm just sitting here like, "What the [ __ ] wrong with you [ __ ] assholes?" Aborn's grandkids are like little brothers and sisters to me, dude. the [ __ ] wrong with you? Piece of [ __ ] from sickos and [ __ ] you know, like Aussie Osborne's grandkids are the most precious thing on the planet. Corbra hates sickos and it's not about being Aussie Osborne's biggest fan. It's about doing right by the human race. Oh my god, what a piece of [ __ ] Cobra is. I would never touch Azie Osbon's grandkids, even if they were 18. I'm like, "No, by the time that all of them all of them have that happening, I'm going to be old as shit." I'm like, "No, thank you. Y'all like little brothers and sisters to me." I'm like, "Keep doing your thing." What did I say that loud? that kids are more precious than rock and roll. And it has nothing to do with anyone, particularly these grandkids. That's just generally how I feel that kids are more precious than rock and roll. Like Azie Osborne's grandkids, in my personal opinion, are more precious than he is. Oh, that drink combo. That ring combo got me drooling on myself. One second. There we go. I'm like, you know what? If it drools on on itself, then that's fine. I will sacrifice this cobra king. Keep Azie and his family safe. I seriously don't want any drama, man. Aussie Osborne's grandkids are like little brothers and sisters to me. So when they're doing their own thing, I'm like, "Aren't you adorable?" you know, like gives it gives me a sense a sense of pride. It's like, okay, if you want to do stuff that's none of your none of my business, that's fine. I don't care. As long as you're safe. As long as you're bloody safe and taken care of, then I don't care. You better respect me, otherwise shit's going to go down. It's like I'm very protective of Aussie Osborne's grandkids, just like I'm protective of Ellen Knight and like Angie Knight. Oh, I said it. Oops. Watch your mouth, cobra. Even if she wants nothing to do with me. That's kind of beside the point because the way I look at it, it's the principle of the matter. So I said like, you know what? I don't give a damn if Walt's daughter wants anything to do with me. You know, I'm not going to try anything. It's like acknowledging that Kelly was hot and I'm like, you know what? I'm not going to try anything. Everybody wants to accuse Cobra being some creepy stalker. I'm like psycho obsessed fan. I just sit here like uh I don't want any trouble with anyone, but I'll acknowledge the uncomfortable, you know. I'm not going to try anything with Ellen, you know. Yeah, I said what I said. I'm not a creep. I actually care about women's rights. Even if nobody gives a [ __ ] about men's rights. I don't care if Kelly Osborne knows who I am. I just want nothing but the best for her and her baby daddy did. I don't want any trouble with Oza Osborne. I hope his career [ __ ] kicks ass. I don't give a damn. [ __ ] I don't give a damn. He was 18. I'm like, nope. I don't want nothing to do with that. I'm good. sitting there like I don't want nothing to do with your grandkids. I love Aussie, but there's a line you don't cross. You know, his grandkids, I keep them safe. I care about them, boy. care about Aussie and you want to throw a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] trick cuz I got hiccups. Can I do this thing? I know you will [ __ ] hack up until I tell you what Jack believe. [ __ ] ridiculous. [ __ ] off. For [ __ ] sake, stand to blow off. Well, that's just too damn bad. [ __ ] you, Josh. the [ __ ] hiccups, dude. See, I won't it won't stop. Let me hiccup. And I hate I hate that stupid [ __ ] hiccups. Stop. I got the hiccups and it won't stop. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat.