Encino Bog - 7 Hour Stream Recap - KingCobraJFS

Good fine Friday evening. You want to check out the awesome soap that I wear? Check it out. The link. I just posted it in chat. Hope you are doing fantastic. I uploaded a pretty sweet food review earlier of McDonald's new wraps. Those are pretty freaking tasty. If you like the food reviews, hit like and subscribe for more. I got extra sauce on both of them cuz I wanted to gauge the flavor. Let's get drunk. He says, "Well, I'm broke at the moment and I don't have any alcohol, so what do you do?" Any workout advice? Just do the best you can and don't overexert yourself and take a 3 to 4 day break between workout sessions so you don't burn out your muscles and eat lots of protein. I'm not going to ask for money because it's not a requirement. You don't have to donate if you don't want to. It's, you know, but if you do donate, it is greatly appreciated. Teeth update. My teeth are disgusting. Troll comments are just going to get deleted. Like my trolls live for this. Like, oh, Josh is live. Quick, everyone comment dumb [ __ ] so we can get deleted by deleted by him. I don't have a stylist. I got to get my wine making jars washed out. And I'll make some more apple silk when I can. I have pajama bottoms on. If you don't want to see me shortlist and don't watch. You're a famous YouTuber. Why are you accepting donations? Why do you care? I was not able to watch Aussy's last show live, but I did see clips of it and I think all the musicians did an amazing job. A tactical soap me. No, that would be a waste of No. Just no. You don't make me out of soap, dude. you wash with it. Yeah, I do need a phone and I'm going to be saving up for one after after I get that wand in the mail, which it is what it is. Who the [ __ ] is DSP? I don't want to fight anyone. All I want in my life is peace. Well, it's because I rule Dark Side Phil's life. Otherwise, he wouldn't care. You're threatening to beat up somebody who has autism. Like, like, oh yeah, threatening to beat up somebody who's got mental problems. You're real tough, dude. [ __ ] All my clothes are actually cleaned. I have a washer and dryer on site that I don't need quarters for. So, get drunk. It's Friday. That's not going to happen, bud. Because I don't have any alcohol and I'm trying to cut down on my drinking. I cannot remember the last time I had any alcohol. The last time I got really drunk, I woke up in the morning and I felt like absolute [ __ ] And it gets to the point where I cannot lay on my side without my kidneys hurting. And I'm like, you know, maybe I cut down on the uh alcohol just a little bit. Do I have withdrawals? No, I don't. Also, [ __ ] spice. Thank you. That com I got you banned. Get drunk, bro. It's Friday again. I don't have any [ __ ] alcohol. I can't just go live because I want to. It's going to be about money and [ __ ] [ __ ] off, dude. I don't need any alcohol, but I appreciate you guys offering. In fact, I do not want any alcohol. No, he didn't. Trump did not promise to bring down the bring back the KFC double down. I highly doubt that. That's what I'm doing. I'm giving alcohol a break. Thank you, Ronald, for your 19 cents in PayPal. Appreciate you. Thank you, Joe, for your $1 in cash app. It for some reason it's not letting me accept it. You guys are dicks. I'm trying to quick cut down on this [ __ ] Somebody sent him booze. I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for the bottle, but I really don't need to be drinking, but one drink ain't going to kill me, dude." Like, what's a zombie's favorite kind of vodka? Fleshman's. You guys are dicks. I said I don't want alcohol. I'm trying to cut down on it. Then what do you do? You send me a bottle of vodka. One drink's not going to kill me, dude. It's Friday after all. Little bit of peach. A little bit of peach snapple with some fleshman. Hold up. No, y'all didn't send me the bottle of vodka cuz you care about Cobra. You did it because you wanted to see me get black out on on camera, and that's not going to happen. I can make this entire bottle last throughout the weekend if I moderate myself. Teeth update. My teeth are rotten and disgusting and and they need work. There's your updates. Liver updates. You're funny. Your videos help me stay sober. Thank you, Cobra. You're welcome. Take another sip, Cobra. You're being boring. Well, that's your opinion. I don't need alcohol to be entertaining. Yeah, whatever god you believe in. You want to smell better for your lady friend? I'd recommend Tactical Soap. You truly are a rock star, Cobra. I wouldn't know about that. I haven't gone on tour. Why do you look older than Aussie Osborne? I I don't know, Cobra. I'm attractive in the right in the right light. You know what I'm saying? When was my last doctor visit? I don't [ __ ] know. I acknowledge that I'm an alcoholic. I'm not going to sit here and like blame my fans for sending me a bottle. You know, I might have like another one after I finish this cup. Maybe not pour it so goddamn stiff, but [ __ ] it. [ __ ] alcohol. It's anonymous. So happy he can't reproduce. Oh, jokes on you, bud. Because when I win the lottery and build my clock tower dreamhouse, I'll start a family. You know, I am seeing a therapist and I like the therapist I'm seeing. He plays guitar and he's into magic like I am, so he's easy to talk to. I don't like going to therapy, but the only reason why I don't like going to therapy is because talking about it just reminds me of why I'm pissed off about the whole thing in the first place. So, you don't go to therapy? God. No, actually, I do go to therapy and the therapist I'm seeing is a cool dude. So, [ __ ] off. Oh, excuse me. I'm straight heterosis. Nobody's man. kind of like of age and alive consenting non-related chicks, man. Although, if she's your fourth cousin, that's kind of a gray area. That can happen sometimes. But I digress. This is a cigar. My fans sent me some birthday cigars back in March when it was my birthday. Give her a little toast. Door closed. Window wide open. Gee, I wonder who that could be. My trolls need to grow the [ __ ] up, but that's neither here nor there. Yeah, I I don't have a humidor, so the cigar is a little cracked. No, I don't have a bump on my nodding. What the [ __ ] are you on about? How much money to get my account out of the negative? Well, it's not currently in the negative, but it will be once the weekend passes, you know. How many days did I go without alcohol? Practically over a week, dude. You're not supposed to inhale cigars. To each his or her own. Hey, what's your name? What's your name? Bia, man. [ __ ] you. My dad tried to get tickets. and couldn't because they sold out. So, [ __ ] you. How's the me? I need to make another batch. I'm washing out my wine jars. Well, I want the wine jars to soak because some of that residue sticks to the side and my sink was full of dishes, so that's why it's taking a hot minute. Yeah, Todd, sorry to hear you got to do a colonoscopy. That's rough, brother. Hope it goes well. Have I been to Vegas? No, I haven't. I'm not giving out my address. And again, you don't have to send me Door Dash. If Aussie sent you his underear, would you ever take them off? That's [ __ ] gross, dude. I mean, I love Aussie Osborne, but that's a bit excessive considering the fact that I don't wear underwear unless it gets super cold out cuz your boy free balls. You feel me? They let the cobra eggs breathe. You know what I'm saying? Those poor pants. Oh, I will be setting that wand off on Monday before the 14th. Am I still making me? Yes. Once I get my wine making jars washed out and I get some money saved up, I'm going to make another jar of apple silk. Woo. I know I'm not the best looking, but I know what I'm worth on the dating scene. That's this just that's just it. I don't give a [ __ ] if you're a dude or a chick. You got to know your self worth on the dating scene. Favorite Billy Elijah song. Oh, Billy Elijah's chef's kiss. That's one Foxy little lady. I can say that now because she's of age. [ __ ] sickos. My teeth are disgusting. That's There's your update. Teeth don't make the person. My teeth can always be fixed eventually. Now, I'm not going to try anything with Billy Elish because again, Cobra's approach to dating is 100% rock some tactical soap, handsoff approach, and don't give a [ __ ] if you get laid. Because here's the thing of it. If a chick rejects you, that's her loss, fellas. How's your tooth, King Cobra? Which one? My teeth are disgusting. Like I said, I'm like, whoever sent me the bottle of vodka at the beginning of the stream, I'm like, you guys are dicks, but thanks anyways. I think Young Blood's brilliant. Why would I be jealous of him? That's [ __ ] stupid, dude. A love is like I was made for love and you kiss remake. That's that shit's boss. A little bit stiffer. [ __ ] it. If Billy Eli started camming, would you tune in? Yeah, I would watch because Billy Elijah is [ __ ] sexy. But that's just my opinion. I myself actually have Tourette's and it's something I've had to like overcome, you know, along with my schizophrenia and everything else. How is your clock tower Dreamhouse coming along? Oh, just fantastic. Let me win the lottery and publish my book Dragon Cobra. become a famous enough YouTuber. It sell my music through death bed tapes and we'll see what happens. No hamburger stand when I had it last time was really good. Their chili cheese dog with extra cheese and bacon and grilled onions. Exquisite. Cobes, if you had 100k, what would you use it for? I would use it to pay my dad off of this sweet house of mine and I'd stick it in savings. I'd get a new cell phone and then I just slowly burn through it doing food hacks. Sounds like hog [ __ ] Well, unless you get drunk on camera and [ __ ] play guitar for 666 people on YouTube. Shocker. Women hate being told no as much as men do. Oh my god. YouTube. I'm sitting here shaking in my autistic feet. Fight your hat. Why would I want to do that? I love my pie high hats. At least that's what Walt called it. Rest his soul, he called it a pie high hat. We'll get that one in the mail Monday and get me a pack of smokes and then call it a day. Jason Saunders updates. That's adorable. I got to [ __ ] build my clock tower dreamhouse and find a chick willing enough to plow my ugly ass and have kids with me, which won't be that hard if I built my clock tower mashing because at that point after winning the lottery, I'd be loaded. I got my my my little puff. Someone sent me a bearded dragon stuff plushy cuz I lost my puffers. It's been four years. It's been four years since I lost puff. Oh [ __ ] Anyways, let's Oh, no. I'm going to [ __ ] Yeah, there we go. Laugh a cobra for crying on camera. Little quiet baby. [ __ ] you. Now, speaking of cobras, I need to [ __ ] finish finish riding dragon cobra because it's got a good concept. I got like the base of the story down. There's a lot of typing and like just writing a good novel, a good horror story kind of thing, you know? Like this the story about dragon cobra is about a jean splice cobra that's so [ __ ] deadly even Steve Orwin would, God rest his soul, mighty Satan, would be like, I'm not touching that. You can [ __ ] off. So the story's there. It's in my head. I just got to like type it out and like you know I am extremely gifted with animals my friends like I make friends with the meanest horse in the barn. I make friends with the meanest dog on the block. Cobra is basically Swamp Thing. That's what's up. Well, if that's your opinion, well then you're entitled to it. And the way the story is going to play out, it's going to bounce between the past and the present and into the future kind of thing. And there's going to be like love, tragedy, comedy, and like terror. And like it's going to have all the emotions, you know, and my spelling is horrible. So, this is going to be fun for the poor editor who has to write this or edit it. Like, what does this mean again? And like, there were things that I could change about the rough. This is just a rough draft. Like, you know, I'm like, essentially what it's about is a a man named Jason Stonewell who creates dragon cobras for the government in Area 51 kind of thing, you know. And then eventually he gets sick and tired of all the BS. And then he releases a bunch of them into the uh Amazon. And then eventually dragon cobras overpop populate the world and it becomes that kind of story. [ __ ] It was a king cobra, a monarchal cobra, death adder mixed with a black mamba, a green mamba mixed with a flying tree snake, a horned viper, a gaboon viper, and the venom of a golden lance head viper, an emerald treeboa, a python, and an aonda. Its mouth was hinged with fangs like a rattlesnake as well as rows of sharp fixed fangs on top and bottom of its mouth. Its body was all black with long with a large green monle on the back of its hood. Its tail was pointed like that of a black forest cobra. It had no rattle. It could constrict, fly through the air, swim in water, and climb trees with ease. The growl from this snake, while it hissed, sounded demonic. Its eyes were bright green with black viper eye slits for pupils. It could also spit venom. Spit their venom. And look, and it took less than a minute to remake their venom or reproduce it. One bite made a cup of venom fully grown. It was as thick as a king cobra and as long as a fully grown python, etc., etc. You get the idea. Like, I gave you a little tease. I gave you a little tease of what the snake was looking like. Are my wands edible? Uh, not particularly. No. No. Unless you want to carve a wand out of chocolates, cast a spell with it, and then eat it. Like, that's actually not a bad idea for a [ __ ] product. Do you have any mead being currently made? No, I do not. I'm washing out my wine jars and letting them soak so they don't get moldy and cleaning them out and scrubbing them clean and sanitizing them before I make another jar. Your cat keeps hissing at me. Well, then quit showing your cat my videos, dumbass. Like Jason Stonewell is going to get arrested by the government for trying to jean splice the perfect cobra and then like the government chooses to like use his scientific genius to create dragon cobras for the United States government kind of thing. And like they use it for terroristic and interrogation like Area 51 kind of thing. mad scientist sci-fi horror kind of that's the vibe I'm going for with the story and you're gonna have like an an agent who tries to capture Jason Stonewell and like arrest him kind of thing and then like Jason's like flying all chase being chased all over the world kind of thing you know that's like you know I finally caught you you son of a [ __ ] And then like yeah, you know, it's like then at some point Jason's going to be put underneath like two choices. Make dragon cobras for the United States government or spend the rest of his life in a federal prison for gene splicing the deadliest snake on the planet. And like the stuff that I have written is just a rough draft. I live in a country where if I want food, all I got to do is door dash it. I don't got to worry about hunting it or like killing some big ass animal, you know? So, we we got it pretty freaking sweet in America, dude. 100%. I'm consider myself very lucky to have this house, this very sweet three-bedroom house that I have. I have access to clean drinking water. If it gets too hot, I can turn on the AC and keep myself cool in the hot summer months. Woo! There we go. Did I drink any water today? Uh, no, but I've been sipping on tea. [ __ ] [ __ ] that bites. If I get a little too drunk, I can walk over to my kitchen sink. I can have access to clean drinking water to hydrate, even if I run out of tea. I'm saying that human beings should have access to clean drinking water and sustainable food. You want to call it a a clean drinking water loop to make fun of cobra for preaching the facts? That's your truth. Are you a shower or bath man? Cobras. Good question. I can enjoy a nice hot bath where I sit and relax and like light some candles, smoke a fat cigar, sip on some champagne, [ __ ] like spoon feed myself caviar and a bacon cheeseburger and sit there and soak in a bathtub and be a gluttonous son of a [ __ ] You know, water is precious. So, I will shower when I'm going out in public. You know, if I'm going out in public, then of course I'll shower because I don't want the public to be like, "Ew." Talk less and drink more. I'll drink as much as I want to. It's my stream. A me update. I haven't made a jar of me since my last jar of apple silk. What am I going to be for Halloween? Probably the green phantom. Oh, that's rough. Oh, [ __ ] me. I [ __ ] hate sickos more than I love Aussie Osborne. and cobras combined and big bin. Like I wish there was a cure for HIV and like I wish these people had access to clean drinking water and like sustainable food, you know? [ __ ] that bites. Holy [ __ ] A little bit of potato juice. Give it a squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze. Okay, that's enough. Holy [ __ ] I don't want to make that drink too stiff. Okay, there we go. Yeah. Oh, god damn it, YouTube. That's good [ __ ] Okay, I'm sick and tired of my YouTube trolls [ __ ] with everything that I do and eventually it's going to catch up to them. And it's like, you know what? If a chick don't want me, that's her loss. I'm focused on all the chicks who do want me. I got a bunch of people watching my videos. [ __ ] it. They're like, "Y'all need to leave my ex crushes and me the [ __ ] alone because I'm done playing games. That's [ __ ] up." And I'm like, you know what's [ __ ] up? Going out of your way to harass somebody who has asberers and mental problems because you're sad and bored with your life. You can't create a hobby. So, I say what you want to say about Cobra and I'm like, I would never do anything to hurt anyone who doesn't want nothing to do with me. I would be like, I would just back off and be like, well, I'm sorry to hear you're going through that because my trolls are [ __ ] You harass my ex-girlfriends. You harass my ex crushes. You encourage my ex-girlfriend's bullshits. I'm like, I got something to say and when I say it, you're not going to like it because it's going to make you go, Jesus Christ, Cobra's got issues. And I'm like, yes, I'm aware of the fact that I got issues, and that's why the [ __ ] I'm going to counseling, but what does that say about the [ __ ] who go out of their way to [ __ ] with me and harass me and do everything they can to make my life miserable and harass my exgirlfriends or harass my ex crushes because they want attention from Cobra. That's real talk, dude. And with a big Oh, hold up a second. Oh [ __ ] Ah, excuse me. Like, here's how I was going down. the alcohol is going to make you want to puke and it's just like I'm good certain things just fine. I need to blow my nose up. I'm good. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. Oh, [ __ ] Andy Chaps cheddar fries. I have like the worst teeth, dude. I don't brush my teeth and my teeth are rotten. It's kind of my own fault. When I eat these, these are easy to crunch on. One second. Andy Chaps, a classic British icon. Uh, cheddar fries are delicious. Andy Caps. Andy Caps. Cheddar fries. Oh [ __ ] I didn't mean to puke on camera like that. You probably heard that in the background. Like I'm like, man, I'm sick and tired of how people treat each other and it just makes me sick to my stomach. Nice after vomit. Yeah. Blah blah blah. [ __ ] you. Andy Chaps cheddar fries are [ __ ] delicious. They're light. They're fluffy. Like I know I'm not the richest. I know I'm not the handsomest, but I know what what I got. Oh, I heard that going by my window. I'm sitting here like, you know what? I know I'm not perfect. I know my teeth are rotten. I know I got a bit of a gut from eating delicious food and drinking delicious drink. All these chicks who don't give Cobra a chance because they think it's creep because they think it's creepy or they think his trolls are [ __ ] All of a sudden they're like, "Yeah, Cobra gets it." I wish more men [ __ ] thought like Cobra thought. This is why I fight for gender relations. I can sit here and pig out on Andy Chap's cheddar chips. Be like, I like the seasoning on those. Those are light and fluffy. Those crisps are delicious with my rotten teeth. Those are easy to eat. They just they're crunch easy and they taste good. That being said, if I found a chick who had teeth as nasty as mine, I wouldn't say [ __ ] I'd be like, you know what? You get it. Like, I wouldn't be here to judge. And if everyone judged me for a relationship, I'm like, you know what? At least she's of age, alive, consenting, and nonrelated up to fourth cousin, etc., etc. Any chick is willing to look past that and be like, "You know what? I recognize Josh's personality. He's fiery. He's spicy. He keeps it interesting. [ __ ] a It's not that hard to please me, man. You fetch me my pipe and my slippers and a cold beer. I'm not complaining. He knows how to [ __ ] treat women. Well, I want a piece of that. Like get in line, sweetheart. A lot of the chicks want to [ __ ] me. Okay. Those Andy Chaps cheddar fries. And that vodka giving me the burps. No offense to Young Blood, but it's like, you're young. You're in better shape than I am. Do your thing. I don't care. Got to cut down on my alcoholism. And then like my YouTube fans trolls are like, "Bullshit. It's Friday. You know you want a little drinky poo. Here you go, Cobra. Here's a [ __ ] cheap bottle of vodka. Stop whining about your problems and get over it. Aussie says, "You know what? This dude reminds me of a younger version of me." I'm like, "You know what? I respect it. Young bloods [ __ ] the next generation of this whole shindig challenge accepted." Uh, and of course they're going to hit me with like a St. Jude ad. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. I feel so horrible for this dad, dude. When your kid is hurting and there's nothing you can do about it. That's the worst feeling in the world. What the kids have to have cancer? That is so [ __ ] messed up. You know what? The way I look at him like, "Give me cancer instead. Kids are more precious than rock and roll. Even if I don't have a cure for my own bullshits. My kids are more precious than rock and roll, dude. They got to they got to live life to their fullest and experience crushes of their own. Even if their crushes reject them, that's just a part of life, you know. Like children and animals and old people are more precious than rock and roll. And I hate how [ __ ] miserable life is. I'm not trying to [ __ ] cry like a [ __ ] on camera, but like it's [ __ ] sad to think about. You know, I'll sit there and have like a hamburger stand, you know, chili cheese dog with extra cheese and bacon and fried onions and bacon and a little bit of ranch. You know, it sure tastes good, but that's life. You had to [ __ ] play this [ __ ] ad. Oh my god, dude. And I would sacrifice my singing voice to make the world a better place. I'm cool with it. Oh, that's a little spillage. Here we go. You know, Cobra, you're more entertaining when you're drunk. And then this the second I try to justify that for my drinking, you'll call me an alcoholic piece of [ __ ] Like, I see how [ __ ] fake everyone is, you know? Oh jeez, that burnt my finger tips a little bit. Yeeha. Hold up. For [ __ ] sake, can I speak my opinion? I'm very protective of my father and my stepmom and my sisters. and Angie Waltz and her daughter and their daughter, etc. You don't want nothing to do with me, that's fine. That doesn't change my good morals. I don't care if she dates me. I'm so grateful for the fact that Aussie Osborne is still in my life. Like I'm never going to get over Walt's death. I can try, but like I feel so horrible about his daughter and his wife, you know, and I don't want nothing to do with him sexually. It just it hurts when you have someone you care about. Cheers. [ __ ] Cheers, Walt. I miss you, bud. Something about cigars, like you got to puff on a good cigar and you got good flavor, you know. We care of me and Ella's friendship never heals. I don't I don't want anyone giving you a [ __ ] about it. I'm like, you know what? Everybody loves to watch Kopa [ __ ] cry like a little [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. Who the [ __ ] is knocking at my door? Seriously. Like oh my god. Hey you guys. [ __ ] Cobra is [ __ ] just trying to coexist. There isn't want any drama. So like let's [ __ ] [ __ ] god. What the [ __ ] is he even saying being a rice burrito? Only rice. Like let's send cobra [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] to Door Dash. then have him knock have them knock on his [ __ ] door as hard as we can to ru cuz they think they're going to ruin my video. And it's like you're not going to ruin [ __ ] You just prove how you're more obsessed with me than I am with Aussie Osborne. Like it's the [ __ ] truth, dude. Like I'm not going to turn it down because it's free food. Because we've been drinking Taco Bell [ __ ] is delicious. No sponsor. Crazy bean rice burrito. Only rice. Here's the best part of it. I don't give a [ __ ] where my trolls live. If I found out the address of my YouTube trolls, I wouldn't sit there and send them [ __ ] [ __ ] You think this is trolling? You think this is trolling? You're sending me free food? How is that trolling? Okay. Well, you better bang super hard on Cobra's [ __ ] door. Like, god damn. God damn it. It's funny. It's funny from my perspective because it's like my trolls are so desperate to troll Cobra that they're going to send me free food again. We're going to send Cobra free food. You're sending Cobra free food. After I sat here and said, I don't need any Door Dash. I'm already full from like the McDonald's chicken wraps. Thanks for the burrito ass lick. Excuse me. When it's like, I hate cobra, so I'm going to send him food that sustains his [ __ ] existence. Like, how the [ __ ] are you going to justifi? How the [ __ ] are you going to justify that and be like, well, you know, I'm entertained by Cobra, so that's the only reason why I do it. All right, go take that cobra. We're going to send you food that gives you substance and keeps you alive. Your little plan backfired. You thought you were going to get cobra to have a blackout, alcoholic induced freakouts. I'm sitting here like, well, rice is not my cup of tea when it comes to burritos, but that's all right. Thanks for the free food. Sitting there gobble it up. And it's like, "Oh, what happened? What happened? You were trying to piss Cobra off and it didn't work. You just sat there and laughed at your dumbass. All that trolling did was feed my ego." So, it's like sitting here. Thanks for feeding my ego. I love this country. There's no reason for all the anger and hatred. It should be America. United we stand. The whole world's got to fight with each other. Oh [ __ ] Just thinking about it makes me hurt. It makes my heart God damn it. This tobacco is [ __ ] making me cough. Oh, dude. I love America more than I love tobacco with alcohol. You want to call me a [ __ ] You want to call me a [ __ ] Go for it. I love America and I love my vets. I love America and I love my vets. God damn it. I just cleaned out my tobacco pipe. Hold up. Yeah, it's a little bit clogged. I can feel that. Hold up one second. Oh yeah, that bit the back of my throat. [ __ ] that bit the back of my throat just a little bit. And like I said, real men are not afraid to cry, fight for what they believe in. I got my uh my soft velvet pajama bottoms with the pot leaves and like that feels good on my legs. When your kid is hurting and there's nothing you can do about it, that's the worst feeling in the world. I hope she lives a long life, too. I hope she lives a long life, too. Man, don't you cry. Head to bed, peanuts. You know what? [ __ ] you. Heat. Heat.