Chili Cheese Dogs and Tears - Deleted Live Stream - KingCobraJFS

after last night. This should be good. Woo. Yeah, I know. What's up? I did cry on my stream yesterday because they the the they're the St. Jude's Children Hospital ad. And I'm just chilling out, man. I hit up Jackaloupe Deliveries and I got me some cigarettes. And I got me a variety pack of White Claw. We love you, Cobes. Even manly men cry. Exactly my point. Any vodka left? What do you think? Yeah, I just decided to quit shaving and let my beard grow out. [ __ ] that. Your comment got banned. I [ __ ] hate Cyrax, dude. Are my side still hurting? Surprisingly, no. But yeah, I got me a variety pack of White Claws. Not a sponsor. Hope you all having a beautiful weekend. Cobes, love you, bud. Cheers. More booze to drink your life away. That's most definitely what's up. I'll be shipping the wand on Monday. My dad's taking me to therapy on Monday, so hopefully I can get the wand in the mail on Monday while I'm out and about. And check out Tactical Soap. You want to smell like a man? Maverick number three is like the best soap for men to shower with on a hot summer's day. We not drink tonight. I'm like, well, I'm drinking right now, so suck it. Better not be drinking, boy. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Did your daddy tell you did Papa Nips tell you you could go live? [ __ ] off. [ __ ] That vodka's rough, dude. Holy [ __ ] Jack Veil's Pter. These things are awesome. poop gang represent. Yes, I'm a grown ass 34 year old man and I think farts are funny. Sue me. These things are like hours of entertainment, so I might have to do a live review of these delicious looking white claws. They're ice cold. I bought a tour of your house. I'm like, you don't need a tour of my house. By the way, I love my house. Okay. If you're going to be homophobic, you're going to get banned from my channel. Goodbye. Do I still need money? Not really. But if you want to send me a couple bucks in PayPal, it's appreciated. You don't got to. You don't got to send me money, but it's appreciated. I made it. I crushed it on stream yesterday. I made like almost a hundred bucks. So, that'll definitely cover shipping the wand. I enjoy a good wank. And uh masturbating is actually good for your prostate, fellas. A wank a day keeps the prostate cancer away, you know. Yeah. How often do I wank? Whenever I'm in the mood, I'll close the window, draw the curtain so nobody sees what I'm doing, and have a go at it. They're like, "Oh, ChatterBait, sweet." I would recommend ChatterBait. It's an awesome little website. Any tips on how to be a hot goth girl? Well, I'm not a dude. Oh, excuse me. I'm not a chick. I'm a dude. So, how am I doing? Fantastic. It's the weekend. If you're going to talk [ __ ] on Tactical Soap, you're going to get banned from my channel. Goodbye. Do I have any funny drinking stories? Not that I can remember. Does tactical soap work on animals? Just asking for a friend. Uh, bro, you're disgusting. If you're going to be stupid in chat, you're going to get banned. It's just how it is. All those chompers. Is Walnut Grove your second channel? No, it's not. My second channel is the Josh Saunders channel. There are lots of attractive women on ChatterBait. You just gota you just got to find one that like sparks your interest, you know. By the way, you shouldn't visit Chatterbait unless you're 18 of of years or older. Thank you. Disclaimer. Disclaimer. If you're not old enough to have sex and you're not old enough to watch ChatterBait, so there you go. [ __ ] sickos. Do I like pork ribs? Yeah, pork ribs are delicious. Yeah, my armpits smell like Bond number one deodorant. Well, I tried to do a GoFundMe page for Angie and her daughter because I feel absolutely devastated. I'm absolutely devastated by Walt dying. Like, it's been really hard on me. I can only imagine. But as soon as I try to do a nice thing for Angie, everyone mass flagged my GoFundMe page and then got it taken down because oh, Cobra got his King Cobra and JFS channel back. And that made my trolls so [ __ ] mad that they took and mass flagged my GoFundMe page and I set up for Wal and his family and they got it taken down under false pretenses and then set up a bunch of fake GoFundMe pages to rip on me. And it's just like my trolls need help now. If I win the lottery, I'll kick Angie down $10,000. I tried to raise $10,000 for Angie and and her daughter, you know, because I care. I don't care if her daughter dates me, you know. It's it's the principle of the matter, you know. I'm very protective of Angie and Ellen. You know, even if she wants nothing to do with me, you know, it's it's all about doing right by Walt. You know what I'm saying? Was Walt racist? Not to insult his memory, but a little bit. But he's a Vietnam vet. He comes from a different generation. So you you know, in my in my state of things, I love Walt to death. And I I humored him. You know, my drinking was horrendous after Walt died, you know, like it was bad. Like worse than I normally drink. I would never do that to Walt. [ __ ] you. Get banned from my channel. I would never cuck Waltz. You're disgusting, dude. Seriously, Angie's like a second mom to me. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? What's his daughter's name again? I'm not going to talk about her on my channel. [ __ ] off. That being said, I'm very, like I said, I'm very protective of Angie and her daughter, you know, even if she wants nothing to do with me. It's, like I said, it's the principle of the matter. It's all about doing right by Walt. You know, as stupid as this sounds, I had this vision of Walt living a long life and hosting his daughter's wedding at my Clock Tower Dreamhouse. Even if she didn't choose me, I'd still host it. Anybody [ __ ] with Angie or her daughter. I want to [ __ ] snap, dude. You [ __ ] leave them the [ __ ] alone. Order me a snack. It's lunch time. It's Saturday. It's almost five o'clock. Like, yeah, I'm a little hungry, so I door dash me a little snack. Whoops. You know why my YouTube trolls love to harass Walt's daughter? Because they don't have the balls to talk to hot chicks, let alone any chick. Their whole life is consumed by bullying Cobra. You like, you want to sit here and be like, "Cobra's an alcoholic." I'm like, "Yeah, I'll give you that. I am an alcoholic. I acknowledge it." But my trolls are more addicted to harassing me and ruining my life than I am to alcohols. Oh, that vodka burns so good. Oh, that was [ __ ] hard. Holy [ __ ] Sorry. I can't watch this right now. I'm sorry, YouTube. I can't watch this right now. I'm gonna start crying my [ __ ] eyes out. [ __ ] Jesus Christ. Like, I don't know how else to explain it, man. But the friendship me and Walt had was genuine. You're not you're not trying anything with my daughter. [ __ ] you're all right in my book. And I'm like, cheers, Walt. No, I'm extremely protective of Angie and and her daughter. Like, even if she wants nothing to do with me, I'm like, well, I'm sorry our friendship didn't work out. Your Dasher is nearby. lovely. I'm actually a VIP customer because I've used Door Dash so much that they made me an honorary VIP. So, that's pretty sweet. Like, I didn't give a [ __ ] that their daughter dated me or noticed me or was my friend. Like, taking care of Angie and Walt was more important to me than getting down you know whose paths. But I digress. I digress. Yeah, there we go. Order complete. Hold up one second. Hamburger stand. Two chili cheese dogs. All beef hot dog with extra shredded cheddar cheese. Grilled onions and bacon. Yes, sir. And like a couple sides of ranch. Oh, it smells like fast food. Oh yeah, I [ __ ] knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up. I knew that's what he got. Hey, you can talk all the [ __ ] you want, but Hamburger Stand makes [ __ ] good food. Hamburger Stand makes delicious food and they're cheap. That's a hefty little son of a [ __ ] dude. Look out. We got two of them. Look at those patriotic colors. Red, white, and blue. Let's go. Like, I [ __ ] knew that's what he was going to get. I'll sue me. Yeah, I'm double dogging it. [ __ ] off. One cup will be enough to like satisfy both hot dogs. Like crack that open and try a sip. Yep. That's good ranch. There's good ranch. Drizzle that on top. Oh my goodness. Look at this. Oh my goodness. Look at Oh my god. Stop. Oh my god. You too. making a mess all over my pajama bottoms. That is so good. Hold up. Hamburger stand. No sponsor, but holy [ __ ] That is where it's at. Hamburger stand, chili cheese dog, all beef, all beef hot dog, extra cheese, bacon, grilled onions, a little bit of ranch. Any food recommendations for vegetarians and vegans? No. You know, I should eat this other one so it doesn't go to waste. I mean, Put some food in my stomach with all this drinking that I've been doing. Grab that that cup of ranchers. Seductive. Okay. Mhm. Oh my god, dude. That's good ranch, too, man. Oh, this is a chili cheese dog with extra cheese, bacon, and grilled onions and a little bit of ranch from hamburger stand. It's got extra cheese, grilled onions, a little bit of bacon, and then just a drizzle of ranch. Oh my god, dude. You had any cheese and bacon recently? Uh yeah, smart ass. What do you think I'm eating right now? Hey Josh, does your heart hurt? Well, despite my shitty diet, not yet. Just got done eating two chili cheese dogs from Hamburger Stand. All beef hot dogs with extra cheese, grilled onions, and a little bit of bacon, and some of their some of their ranch on top. That's definitely getting the Koba seal of approval. Now, for dessert, how's therapy going? Well, it's going. You know, Aussiey's not dying for a long time. [ __ ] off. My YouTube trolls are [ __ ] disgusting. They know I worship the ground. Aussie walks on and they sit there and tune in comments. Aussiey's dead, Josh. Just to get a rise out of me. It's disgusting. Like, you people need help. He's not dead. Still kicking. Suck it. What's for dinner? I just had dinner. two chili cheese dogs and they were phenomenal. And you know what? I do not obsess over her. Y'all are more obsessed with me than I am with her. I've left her the [ __ ] alone. You want to talk about obsession, calling yourself Clint small speedo, and then you want to accuse me of being obsessed. That's rich. Y'all are obsessed with me and and you need to grow the [ __ ] up. It's [ __ ] sad, dude. My trolls need [ __ ] help. It's like, "Oh, Cobra's live eating chili cheese dogs and drinking. We better [ __ ] comment stupid [ __ ] in his chat just so we can get banned because we crave his attention more than Cobra craves alcohol." Like, I left his daughter the [ __ ] alone. Okay, if I'm so obsessed with her, then how come I didn't go to Walt's funeral? How come the only reason why I don't go over to Angie's anymore is because of his daughter? Figure that one out, stupid. God, I'm so sick and tired of my YouTube trolls giving me [ __ ] about Ellen and Alicia Roadie. It's like, dude, grow up. I've left them the [ __ ] alone. I wish nothing but the best for them. I don't care if they date me. Grow the [ __ ] up. You're hidden from my channel. You people are [ __ ] disgusting. Everybody loves to give me [ __ ] about Alicia Roadie and Ellen Knight and what have you. And it's just like you do that because you think it's funny. But like, you know, if someone if my YouTube fans [ __ ] scared off chicks you liked, you'd [ __ ] hate it, too. And then proceed to harass them nonstop because your obsession with cobra is unhealthy. If you any of you sad pieces of [ __ ] [ __ ] had to deal with it. You [ __ ] hate it, dude. Nothing happened to my happened to my wrist. My hands are just a little bit dirty. Sue me. And the next time you go to harass Alicia Roadie or Ellen Knight, stop and think, you know, how would it feel if I was in Cobra shoes and y'all are more obsessed with Alicia Roie and Ellen Knight than I am. Otherwise, you wouldn't harass them just to [ __ ] with me. You know, it's it's the [ __ ] truth. Like, I won't ban members of my channel for talking [ __ ] The only reason you subscribe to be a membership on my channel so you can talk [ __ ] Get banned. Get banned. Get banned. Any White Claw Fleshman's drink combo Cobes? Possibly. Like you got to sit here and push Cobra's buttons just to get him to talk about certain people just so you could turn around and be like, "Oh, you're obsessed." I'm like, "I'm obsessed. Really? Y'all are sitting there doing everything you can to push your buttons knowing that if people harass chicks you like, you couldn't handle it. If my YouTube trolls weren't obsessed with me, they wouldn't go out of the way to [ __ ] with me in the first place." Whooping. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. You know Cobra's autistic and you push his buttons just to get him to talk about things just so you can [ __ ] with him on it. It's disgusting. Vicious. Evil. [ __ ] off psycho. [ __ ] you. I'm done. Sleepy time. Saunders. [ __ ] off. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat.