Hump Day Pass Out Stream - KingCobraJFS

Good afternoon, YouTube. I'm sitting here polishing off a drink combo of raspberry tea and vodka. I happen to have a little bit left still, so I figured I'd go live, dog. It ain't even 11 o'clock yet. Laugh my ass off. And your point, I'm officially out of tobac pipe tobacco. But I do have a cigar butt in my tray if it gets, you know what I'm saying? Like, like it's not even 11:00 yet. I'm like, "And your points." Poor. That's enough for that drink. Indeed, it's 5:00 somewhere. Now, this ain't going to get me wasted. This will be just enough to like wet the whistle. We're going to mix it with some Seven Up Tropical. Now, if you want to judge me for day drinking, I don't judge you, man. But yes, I am planning my next food hack. It's going to be a bagel and locks food hack out of tobacco and running out of alcohol. Same [ __ ] different day, man. Let's see how that squizzles. That's got the bite toe at. Yeah, that'll do. I want to sip on that. What am I smoking on? Uh, would be tobacco, but looks like I'm down to my cigar butt. [ __ ] it. Unless I got a button here that I haven't managed to squeeze yet. Oh, look. Look at that. There we go. I do think that is all of The cigarette butts have been picked and squeezed. By the looks of it, looks like I'm officially out of tobacco. But got this big old cigar butt. Break up the cigar butt and [ __ ] smoke it if need be. It's going good. Got a little midm morning liquid breakfast going. dethawing some red onions so I can do bagels and locks. Your comment got banned, so the answer is no. You disgusting sick [ __ ] If you're going to comment stupid [ __ ] you're just going to get banned from my chat. I would say that's enough to get me through the day. It's not a full bottle, but that's definitely enough. Plus, someone sent me two of these bastards, so it is what it is. them kidneys gonna be screaming. Yeah, it is what it is. Why would you want to boof the ever clay, you dirty pervert? No. No. Ever had feelings for a nun? Is she 18 or older and she fresh out of Catholic school? Oh, yes, please. And she's like smoking hot. Like, yeah, I'll make you sin. You want to use the bell tower bell ropes as bondage? I'm just kinky like that. What? That's why I said if she's 18 or older and fresh out of Catholic school, how does that make me a sicko? Goa bullying cobra for [ __ ] hating sickos. That gets older than Aussie, dude. [ __ ] off. I wasn't writing an autobiography. A few years ago, I was working on a story called Special Blonde, and I may rewrite that after I finish Dragon Cobra. Oh my [ __ ] god, you people are disgusting. Get hidden. She's like a second mom to me, dude. You people are [ __ ] disgusting. Get banned. I would never cuck Walt like that. That's disgusting. The [ __ ] is wrong with you people? You're going to comment stupid [ __ ] like you're just going to get banned. Bye-bye. It's your fault you have trolls. Uh, no it's not. It's my YouTube trolls fault that they're jealous of me and they can't just be like, "You know what? If I don't like Cobra, then [ __ ] it. I'll just leave him alone." It's You're going to victim shame me like that in chat, then you can get blamed. You can get banned. You know what does not? Tactical self does not do that. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude. If you're gonna be a [ __ ] [ __ ] in the comments, you're gonna get banned. Let's see. Customization live chat. Oh, get banned. Bye-bye. Now you can't comment stupid [ __ ] in chat. You lost your commenting privileges. You can either grow the [ __ ] up, act your age, not your IQ, or just be like, "You know what? If I don't like Cobra, I don't have to watch his videos. You're going to comment stupid [ __ ] You're just going to get banned and lose your commenting privileges." And to all the [ __ ] who say that, "Oh, you can't handle the comments." I'm like, "You couldn't handle five minutes in my shoes. I'm getting bullied nonstop." It's pathetic. It's like, oh, what are we doing with our sad lives? Yeah, I'll do it. Bloody good. And yes, it's 5:00 somewhere. You bloody wanks. I will admit that I'm an alcoholic and that uh my drinking is not always the healthiest, but I could be addicted to worse things. So like [ __ ] hell. Is that FedEx? So it wasn't FedEx, but someone I guess sent me more booze like I needed. Yeah. What do we got? Chi-Chi's Mudslide. Oh, my Wednesday is going to be a wet your wind whistle Wednesday, I guess. Chi-Chi's Mexican mudslide. You know, my YouTube trolls are the ones sending me alcohol because they don't want to see me get better with my drinking. They want to see me get drunk and black out on camera making asberers of myself. And I'm like, well, jokes's on you. It's like two big old bottles here. She was like, "Did you place the order?" And I said, "No." Oh, she's white Russians. Shout out to my Russian fans is which means excuse me in Russian. Excuse me. Like, oh yeah, we have Cobra's address. like, "Oh, Cobra's almost out of alcohol. Where you give him some more?" I was like, "Oh, you know, this cute chick was at the door and I'm just like, "Can I help you?" And she's like, "This order for Andrew." And I'm like, "Uh, no. This is my address. You want you need to see my ID?" Cuz I saw the bags of alcohol and I already knew. I already know what's up. I was just like, "Oh, you people are supporting my vices. Naughty, naughty, naughty. Got to make sure Cobra's got enough booze." And I'm like, "Yeah, that's more than plenty. Jesus Christ." That'll last me a couple days. Maybe he'll cry like a huge [ __ ] over a St. Jude's Children ad on YouTube. Seriously, if you make fun of me for crying about St. Jude's Children Hospital YouTube ads, you're a piece of [ __ ] There is so many YouTube trolls in a [ __ ] nutshell. It's like, well, I wish I could be drunk at 12:00 in the afternoon with like almost 600 people watching me go live. That's what my YouTube trolls are sitt there glaring at Cobra like, "This is how I know my job's better than your job. Oh, she'll enjoy the She-Cheese Mudslide and White Russian pre-made in the bottle. You don't got to mix nothing. Just open it and drink it. So, thank you to the fans who send me alcohol. I appreciate it. Even if you only do it because you see me go on live and you're like, "Oh, well, I hope he gets black out drunk and makes an ass of himself." And it's like, not going to happen. Seriously, if I won the lottery, I'd open up my own bar and call it the Cobra's Cantina. I'd have Hydro Thunder gaming machines in there, a couple of pool tables, you know. I'm sitting here like, "Oh my god, Cobra's live." You know, and then people are sitting here like, "Hey, Cobra, how much booze you got?" I show off my stash. They're like, "That's not enough. Here's like three more bottles." I'm like, "Okay, you don't got to spank my ass burgers that hard." I mean, [ __ ] But knowing a cute chick was dropping off some booze for me, I would have put on my tactical soap products. You need to see my ID, girl. I got you. Got to make sure you're old enough to consume alcohol, you honory [ __ ] And I'm like, dude, I'm 34 years old. I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to drink. I've been hearing Death Bay tapes, AI songs, and like the songs I worked on, etc. Just throwing them together. You know, we'll get you a new album. I don't want Aussie to die for a long time to be honest with you. Aussie Osborne can outlive my ass and I'd be cool with it. That box is a little harsh. So, I will take a break from that. Which one do I want to crack open first after I polish off what's in my cup? Yeah, I'm about out of tobacco, YouTube, but it's all good. When I go to top off my bowl, I might just take that cigar butt and crush it up into that little jar. Although, cutting down the smoking will actually helps preserve my million dollar singing voice. That's why I'm saying like, "Holy [ __ ] that vodka is rough." So, I'm like, "Oh, you want to send me more booze and stuff that's not as rough as the vodka?" I'm sitting here like, "Oh, well, it is what it is." Like, y'all will sit here and send me booze and [ __ ] and then call me an alcoholic while contributing to my addiction. I'm sitting here like, "Well, then what does that make you, you know, an enabler?" Like, "Oh, maybe Cobra will get blackout drunk and cry on camera like a [ __ ] and we can all make fun of him for it." Piss off. Oh, here we bloody [ __ ] go. Like, oh, Cobra's last. We got to [ __ ] with him. My YouTube trolls are bloody [ __ ] stupid and their obsession with me will be their downfall. I sit and they're like, "Oh, haha, we sent Cobra a veggie burger from wherever else." Like, ah, that'll show them. You realize that you're stupid. And like, well, thanks for the free food and booze, man. A [ __ ] could complain, I guess. like, "Oh, Cobra's live jamming his music and drinking. We better [ __ ] with him and send him some vegan trash food. Maybe he'll get pissed off and angry and rage quit on YouTube." I was like, "No, I'm just sitting here like like, oh, we sent Cobra a [ __ ] bacon cheeseburger that's like vegan. Haha, take that, Cobra." I'm like, "Yeah, thanks for the free food, man. I appreciate it. It just shows you that you care about me. There are so many people out there who don't have access to food like I do. So, when I'm my YouTube trolls are sending me [ __ ] hoping I'll react to it on camera. I get super pissed off and angry. Like, ah, knowing that I hate vegans and I hate vegetables in general. Like, nothing against vegans, but vegan teacher and vegan booty give y'all a bad name. Like, that's all I'm going to say on that. Do not get me started. Like, I am unapologetically my alcoholic self and I acknowledge the fact that I eat like crap. People are like, "Okay, Cobra, you shouldn't have to wait until your red onion is dethawed to have food. Here you go. Even though we know you're not vegan and you're a meat eater." It's like, "Yeah, okay." You know, thanks for the vegan burger from Denny's, you [ __ ] So sitting there sending someone free food in a first world country and sitting there claiming, "Oh, that's how we're going to troll Cobra because we know that Cobra hates vegan teacher and vegan booty and his diet mainly consists of meat and cheese and fish." I'm just saying. I'm like, I'll eat it because it's free food, you know. Am I going to eat it on camera? Probably not. I'm not giving my trolls the satisfaction. Like, oh haha haha, we sent Cobra free alcohol just to watch him get blackout drunk on camera. And then when he doesn't get drunk and obnoxious on camera, it just makes my trolls look stupid because they're enabling an autistic's addiction to alcohol while calling him an alcoholic and a piece of [ __ ] I'm sitting here like, "Well, [ __ ] off and thanks for the food and the booze. You want to send me something, man? Send me a couple bucks of PayPal [ __ ] I've been living life a hundred times over. Like, I do feel like an old soul, to be honest. You know, like I've lived a hundred lives before this one and like watched all the anger and hatred and just visceral BS. It's like, you can't control what your trolls do. All you can do is control how you react to it. Like, oh, haha, we got to interrupt Cobra's live stream. Take that, Cobra. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, Cobra's live for an hour. He's been drinking. Oh, shocker. Cobra's drinking and going live. What else is new? Like, I'm telling you, I know for a fact I was a Look at the black kitty cat. No, it's a pretty black cat. Well, the neighbor I live in has a lot of feral cats that walk outside, so I see black cats walking by my window all the time. Some of them have the prettiest green eyes and just stare at you like I'm like, "Oh, who's a pretty black cat?" They look at me like, you know what I'm saying? Well, the inside of this cup is rusty as all hell. That's all right. My fan sent it. My YouTube fans sent me this cup and I love drinking out of it. It sits It sits out of my on front of my It sits on my desk for whatever drink combo it may need. And I just it is what it is. I'm just like, "Fuck it." I am currently out of smoking tobacco. So, what I'm going to do here is take this cigar butt and that fat cigar butt made all that tobacco. All I got to do is just take that, shred it up into pieces as fine as I can with my hands. And sure, my hands will get covered in like cigar ash and what have you, but everybody always wants to comment, "Oh, happy birthday, Josh." They're just saying that to give me [ __ ] because they think, "Oh, Cobra's too sensitive to the comments." Blah, blah, blah. It's like if you tell people it's not my birthday and then a bunch of idiots comments happy birthday. It's harmless trolling, but at the same time, you know, you would get annoyed by it. It's like whatever. That tobacco is just about pretty much ground up. That's what I'm looking for. That tastes like cigar because my YouTube fans literally sent me two big ass gallons of [ __ ] alcohol. One of them is Chi-Chi's Mexican mud slide. Now I got Chi-Chi Chi-Chi's White Rushes. It's all premixed. All you got to do is crack it open and and drink it. I'm just like, it's boniche, my friend. Doss, you like your drink? Yeah. Vodka. Cheers. The sugar coming from that drink combo is making my cavity st. Whoa. Yeah, I want to cherish these for a hot minute. God damn. The one thing I regret is not taking better care of my teeth and sharing too much on YouTube. Outside of that, I have no regrets in life. Good on the nicotine for a hot minute. also have a [ __ ] [ __ ] wet whistle. I am going to do a uh bagel sandwich for my next food hack because I think the fans are wanting that is what I've been advertising as of late. Oh, well, I hope he gets black out drunk and makes an ass of himself. And it's like, not going to happen. What is that? Like I'll take that cobra. Uh, we get to interrupt Cobbo. He's doing a live stream. You get to watch the reaction happen live while it happens. I'm sick and tired of it. Don't care about Cobra or anything that I do. You just want to rationalize and see how I handle it. I don't know why everyone hates on the McDonald's snack wraps. These are bad. Like, be sure to knock as loudly as you can so we can get the reaction on [ __ ] camera. So, of course, everyone's got to send me food just to [ __ ] with me cuz Cobra's live and that's kind of the whole thing. Like, oh, Cobra, turn off comments. We'll show him proving my [ __ ] point. Hello. Yeah, I didn't pay for that. No, I didn't pay for that. My YouTube Like, oh my god, Cobra's live. Let's order him pizza and then not pay for it just to be a dick and waste domino's time. Y'all are [ __ ] disgusting. Piss off. Like, oh my god, Cobra's getting a little sleepy from the alcohol, but [ __ ] harassing. Here we [ __ ] go. I'm so over this [ __ ] dude. No, no, my trolls need to get alive. It's sad, but thank you for the support. Heat. Heat. N.